Promise47:
The suffering is too much I don't have money for buy food again I'm suffering seriously

Did you voted that pooing president with pampers that only believes he is emilokan? If you did then hunger would kill you!

ogaontop:



https://nairametrics.com/2024/02/15/nigerias-inflation-hits-29-90-in-january-2024/

Shege banza to agbadorians!

paxx:


https://www.premiumtimesng.com/news/top-news/668519-boko-haram-500-detained-suspects-released-in-borno.html

Foolish Tinubu and pooing thoughts! Agbadorians oh!

horgarzer:
The publisher should do well by providing proofs, not just waking up to be spewing thrash to tarnish the image of our public institution. First to comment for the first time since joining about 10years ago! Glory!!!! Oga Seun make I send my aza

Agbadorians are usually mad people!

simonlee:
So, considering the rate at which the price of foodstuffs keep increasing by the day, I decided to buy enough rice to last a while.
I went to a local market here in Southern Kaduna (where I work) to get my rice. These local markets are open only once a week, with traders and buyers from far and wide coming to make the most of it.
I was able to get local, clean rice at the rate of N1,500 per mudu (our unit of measurement here ). I bought 15 mudus, that's N22,500 and got 1 extra mudu free after scoping the mama to the best of my ability.
I think it was a good purchase considering how our brothers in the south are lamenting the cost of food over there.
What's the situation in your area?

Emilokan the ugly beast! Elenu thunder would fire all of you!

UDOKABESTLUV:


Source: https://www.vanguardngr.com/2024/02/naira-depreciate-to-1565-in-parallel-market/

Agbadoriand, it shall never be well with all of you that voted Tinubu! You all would die in your happiest days!

dettolgel:


Gangster are you stalking me on NL?

Give up your membership of the gang you joined. Do not let your parents weep more than they already did for you.

Yes you are a nothing but a cum stain to them but you can still turn things around. Do not die like this denounce your membership of the secret gang you belong to and start all over.

We both are very good at banters, let's channel this energy to agbadorians , I have great anger for all those that voted Tinubu! I want to start tearing agbadorians apart as I do same in my other monikers. I have like 10 monikers on nairaland just because of Agbadorians.

dettolgel:


E shock you abi? You be think say me and you dey the same level.

While I was in the uni I focused graduated and worked in an international bank. I was scouted for in fact in my 3rd I was selected to write the Nigerian Brewery aptitude test. I declined because I knew where I was headed.

This was why I told you to tell that your coconut head cousin in NSK to face his study and that given that you failed woefully at being a study by joining a gang, I can still advice you on how to better your life.

I have met people like you gang members and they are now changed men and doing well with their lives.

For the record I dey eat dinner for North America as we chat ontop company account and I go chop lunch for Asia tomorrow. Na company dey foot the bill. You know why?

I know you are beautifully stupid and mentally demented that's why you are thinking that anyone that anyone that criticize you is a gang member! If I actually knew you in person, I would have posted your picture in nairaland here as a proof that you are a lunatic. Nairalanders would know a lunatic when they see one. Keep deceiving yourself and hallucinating that you are in abroad! If you are there, I need proof!

dettolgel:
Like your user name your and common sense are as far apart as 50 and 6

You didn't read where the 27 members decamped and their seats were declared vacant.

Once their seats were declared vacant by the speaker it means that at the moment PH has only 5 HoR members.

If your argument was that the declaration of their seats vacant is unconstitutional and illegal then that is a different conversation all together.

Ewu mali!

dettolgel:


I feel sorry for your friend. I worked in the bank before I left the country more than a decade ago.

I understand foreign exchange risk. Every investment I made in Nigeria I ensure that I don't have the need to repatriate the proceeds. Even as far back as 2009/2010 unless you are repatriating your funds within a short window you are still faced with foreign exchange risk ( I must admit it is a nightmare now even big investors that could pay for forward deals to hedge their fx risk do not have any reasonable level of guarante).

I fear for the future of this country.

shut up! Stop lying. You are still within Nigeria!

dettolgel:


Who dash gang member like you 2.1?

I told you to stop displaying your family secrets online. Your deranged parents may have made a mistake to conceive you but you cannot continue to be a disappointment to them and your unborn children.

Leave gang, I understand you joined because of lack of love from both parents. You really wanted to belong somewhere so as to boast yourself confidence. All it got you was misery, there is still time, leave gang matter.

Focus on your life. You can still make it. I understand that you are traumatised by the type of household you were born into.

But it does not have to end that way for you. Yes your shit stain of a parents may have considered you a cum stain but you can still turn things around.

Leave gang now that you are still alive and rebuild your life.

If you have to leave Akwa completely please do. Stay away from the gang give yourself five years from now you can fix your life again.

Your stupid parents are the gangster!
Who is staying at Awka?


You went through my previous post when I was trying to relocate to Awka for a job but I didn't eventually relocated!

I would love to get your mother pregnant! But she might be probably be an old shit so I think I should get your wife pregnant. Give me her number because you have low sperm count!

Foolish fool!

nlfpmod:


https://www.channelstv.com/2024/02/14/just-in-fg-cant-continue-to-subsidise-electricity-power-minister/

let's expect shege Banza in the increment of the tariff plan?

press9jatv:
Hmm very deep. Meanwhile, How 21-year-old Augusta Osedion, an undergraduate was murdered by lover in Lagos

A 21-year-old undergraduate of Lead University, Ibadan, Oyo State, identified as Augusta Osedion has been reportedly killed by her lover, Benjamin, in Oral Estate, Ikota, Ajah, Lagos.

According to reports, the loverbirds had a misunderstanding, which degenerated into a fight and the victim, Augusta, was stabbed to death in the process.

It was learned that on July 11, 2023, Augusta called her mother that she had a quarrel with her boyfriend. Unfortunately, all efforts by her, Onwabhagbe Cordelia, to reconcile her and her boyfriend failed.

Trouble, however, started when all attempts by Augusta’s mother to reach her or her boyfriend again on their phones and other mediums failed.

Worried by the development, Onwabhagbe Cordelia resorted to reaching the daughter’s roommate, who led her to the boyfriend’s house, at Oral Estate, Ikota, Ajah.

According to Cordelia, who reported the case to the police on July 15, “When we got to my daughter’s boyfriend’s house, her Mercedes Benz C30 was parked in front of the building but the apartment was locked.”

Confirming the incident, spokesperson, Lagos State Police Command, Benjamin Hundeyin, said: “Detectives led by DPOAjah visited the scene and the door was forced open, only to discover the lifeless body of Augusta and the female genital chopped off, in a pool of her own blood.


“Corpse was recovered, despite its fast decomposing state. Marks of violence and signs of struggle were detected on the body, which was deposited at General Hospital mortuary, Yaba, for autopsy and preservation.

“A note suspected to have emanated from the said Benjamin was recovered at the scene and treated as exhibit. Scene has been cordoned off to enable crime operatives gather evidence. Preliminary investigation is ongoing with a view to transferring the case to SCIID Panti, Yaba for discreet investigation.”

The boyfriend known on instagram as Killaboi has confessed to stabbing his girlfriend Augusta Osedion to death Killaboi, who describes himself on Instagram as a blockchain developer and crypto purveyor, took social media by storm on Monday when he confessed to the alleged crime on Instagram Story.

He said he “mistakenly” stabbed his girlfriend after they got into an argument. He also said he ran away out of fear and has been suicidal since then. In one of his posts, he said, “I want no sympathy. I want no pity.” Killaboi added, “I will turn myself in I promise and she will get justice.” He said he was willing to accept any penalty “including death by hanging”.


It was gathered that Osedion’s mum tried to settle their differences before the incident.

Killaboi, 26, also shared on Instagram and twitter, messages he sent to his late girlfriend’s mother. Unconfirmed reports claimed the police found Osedion’s corpse mutilated and that her car was recovered at the scene. On twitter, the fleeing suspect is known as Vvs_Crypt went on a long rant defending himself in the court of public opinion.


Benjamin, also known as killerboi, the fleeing suspect on the run
https://twitter.com/Vvs_crypt/status/1680947448439529472


Benjamin, also known as killerboi, the fleeing suspect on the run
ON twitter he continued writing, while promising to turn himself in.

I’m truly sorry for the damage I have caused and the pain I have left, everything happened due to pain and betrayal, cheating, toxicity and all. All this you are speading are just lies, none of her body parts went missing. Nothing was intentional, We got into a fight and argument regarding (something I rather not say in other to protect her image and respect for the death) But all that which lead into argument and fight which lead to her carrying knife and stabbing then happened which I wished never happened. Nothing of all you saying are truth. I ran out of fear I have stabled someone and didn’t know what to do at that point but nothing was intentional and none of of her body was cut out how you all a lying and spreading. I deeply regret and will give in myself and say nothing but the truth as I know I have only few days on earth and only the truth can bring me peaceand bring Gods Acceptance. I contacted her mom since and yesterday as well and I’m going to turn myself in and believe I deserve death now but regardless of anything the true deserves to be said and previewed and not manipulated. I will turn myself in and pay with my own life, whatever the fate is I will take including death as there is no justification for taking a life. I will be accountable. But let the truth be the truth, thank you.


Killaboi was arrested in 2021 after allegedly using a stolen card to carry out a N150 million transaction via point of sale (POS).


https://newswirengr.com/2023/07/18/how-21-year-old-augusta-osedion-an-undergraduate-was-murdered-by-lover-in-lagos/#google_vignette

No R.I.P to waste on girls who date yahoo boys and ritualist! They look down on us that are earning a honest living while men like us struggling to breath in this current inflation exterminating Nigeria!

dettolgel:


You can rant all you like. You can insult your parents all you like joining gang in school was your greatest undoing. Your bad grade and inability to secure a good job was because of your membership of a gang.

Denounce your membership and start on a clean slate. Yes you never cultivated the habit of working hard (being a gang member means you never had the time to sit and study) but you can still learn if you put your mind to it.

I really think you should let go your membership of the gang and only then do you stand a better chance of improving your life.

Otherwise you will just remain bitter and keep having issues with your parents and you will come out here to vent by insulting your parents indirectly projecting insults reserved for them unto others.

it's you that joined gang! You and your stupid father with mother that was a prostitute. Ashawo mama and ogogoro papa. God forbid would I join gang like your useless father and fetish mother! I graduated with high 2.1 currently working in a good private firm just that I have always wanted government job like DSS so I can put fools like you behind bars forever!

dettolgel:


Buying job is an indication of how skewed your moral values are. Which is not far from that of gang members. I am certain you are one.

Anyways like I said before you can still redeem your bad grade and build a better future for your self and children. But first you have to cut off ties with your gang members.

Wash your hands off them only then can you truly focus and be the person your parents thought you were.

Go and call your stupid father and prostitute mother a gang member! If these two fools would have used condom during sex, they won't have given birth to a gangster like you. Foolish slowpoke!

Raydave:
1Gb for #200 weekly plan on Airtel

Which code do you use to subscribe this?

seighapaul:
Like most of u guys, I'm a heavy data user. On average, I consume about 3-4gb daily and even more some days. I can't see myself purchasing plans like 20gb or 30gb etc... I'll just exhaust it in few days.

The best plan I've come to appreciate is mtn and airtel 1gb plan for N200. With this plan, I have complete control on how I spend money on data

how come you buy MTN and mtn one gig plan for #200?

dettolgel:


You can comfortably list your family history thinking you are insulting me. I heard it could be therapeutic for frustrated people to vent.

I am not mocking your situation ain't you the one busy begging for a job from a friend's father? If you hadnt joined gang and instead focus on your studies you would have had good grade.

With good grade you don't need to beg your friend to talk to his father. He would have done it without you asking. Maybe because your friend knows the type of dull student you were and would not want to ruin his reputation by referring you to his father. Your friend is a smart man, I would do the same, no one would refer a known gang member that graduated with poor grade to anyone let one to their own father.

The initial advice I gave you still stands. Open thread and maybe the smart guys here will give you useful suggestions that might help you out of your misery.

Firstly, your drunkard father is the one that is a gang member! I am currently employed, I begged for a government job years back, it's like 7 years now. I have good grades and you know federal government job in this country is through connection or you buying it. I know of someone that bought job from Abuja and another person that bought job from UNN under ozumba's administration.

slaawomirr:
Damnnn niggar
The man is a mumu man...worse than oga sabinus

Only archaic and primitive men still do that rubbish
Training a girl so that you will marry her later is stupidity

I got female siblings...if you are a niggar and you training any of my baby sisters with the intention of marrying them in the future
I must say you are on your own
Should I tell you all a secrete..women are emotionally stronger than men and very emotionally brutal...

you are right, women are emotionally brutal!

dettolgel:


You can keep insulting your mentally deranged father thinking that you are insulting me.

Leave bad gang and go study. Soon you will graduate with very poor grade and will come here to complain.

There are sites to download free textbook you can use it. When I realised that you are a lazy and unserious student was instead of asking where to download the books you started insulting your father thinking you are insulting me.

Leave your off camp accommodation and move to the hostel. Learn character, learn to live with people and in not so comfortable environment. It will take you far in life. Do you think it was by accident that more than 90.9% of all the 1st class graduate lived in hotel instead of in off campus accommodation?

Forget doing big boy (joining bad gang, sleeping with girls indiscriminately instead of studying) off campus. You are not better than those students that live in the hostels.

The serious ones will graduate with better grades and those bad ones like you (those that are gang members that look over their shoulders all the time and those that spend most of their time chasing females and bragging about the number of girls they have slept with) will end up being the butt of the joke in few years from today. Because then your bad grade won't fetch you shit out in the real world.

I am giving you this advice for free because of your parents that you will end up disappointing if you don't change your ways.

Edit:

I went to read your posts.

I can now see where your frustration is coming from. It is a shame you had a low grade and find it difficult now to get a good job. Many students made same mistakes instead of facing thier studies they allowed things that are temporary (how clean the hostel is or how old the books in the library are instead of finding alternatives) to affect their pych and these eventually demoralise them and get in the way of their grades.

It is never too late, even with 2.2 or lower grade you can redeem the situation. Think outside the box you can also create a thread with a different monika and explain your situation (leaving out information that will lead to anyone identifying you) there are loads of smart and talented people on this forum. They will give you useful advice.

I am sorry to have unknowingly hit you in a sour spot. I apologise for that. Do have a wonderful day.

I know you too well but you don't know me! It's your stupid mother and drunkard father with prostitute sisters and cultists brothers that had a poor grade! You are mad and would forever be mad! I blame your stupid parents for having sex without condoms and giving birth to a disgusting lunatic like you!

Anatakuebira:
National Steel Raw Material exploration agency.

This particular agency was where they told me to pay bribe before getting employed few years back.

YorubaKing:
Can someone please tell me how pple in the South East survive for God's sake?

The insecrity there is worse than the North. Damn it!

South east is very safe, they only go after targeted people.

Anatakuebira:
Since Brother Tinbu came, it has been terrible. I received mine today as a federal government civil servant.

under which agency?

nlfpmod:
Dele Momodu shares family photo of Herbert Wigwe with his wife and children.

https://www.instagram.com/p/C3Nf7ccsCmN/?igsh=ZXlocHE4Z3FxY3Fj

Which of the son died? The older or younger son?

millionboi2:
u keep friends because of what you expect to get from them,and not what you can do for them....u never see anything.

Are you a lunatic? Listen to yourself! I don't accept any gift from people, I am a giver not a taker. I don't keep friends because of expectations. Did you even read this thread from beginning before commenting like a delusional mad fellow? I only said that I want people to come and comment because I want needs answers to my question. As for my secondary school mate that was a VC's son, I don't ask him or anyone for anything though I know he is stingy from how he behaves to others. I need a job then just through his connect as old time friend, I have also done alot for him especially in secondary boarding school when I prevented people severally for bullying him because he was my bonkmate! I fought a lot of times trying to protect him. If I was in his shoes, I would get a job for him too because I really know myself!

stubsamm:
Uniswap has vacancies for HR Assistant and Payroll Manager roles. To apply, please send your resume to andrewsmith@uniswapcareers.com.

This guy works for DSS and also a scammer! Avoid him!

clockwisereport:
he used religion to cover himself. venerable my foot.
again,there was no social media then.

hmmmm yes exactly.

stubsamm:
Uniswap has vacancies for HR Assistant and Payroll Manager roles. To apply, please send your resume to andrewsmith@uniswapcareers.com.

Scammer!!!!!! Come this DSS guy, you want to use this post to get those that criticized the VC. I have spiritual revelation. You work for DSS, why tracing people when they condemn corrupt VCs? Imagine your child bought that rubbish laptop of #70,000 as of 2015 in UNN. How would you feel? Have a consience and leave people to call out Vice chancellors that were thieves!


Scammer!!!!!!!!!

clockwisereport:
As bad as Gini was, he was better than Nebo.
Nebo brought the first ponzi scheme called UNRED to unn. he made ndi onyiuke okereke an honourary prof, a culture alien to unn. This similar to what that futo vc did for pantami.
he made nwangwu,the then director of unred a prof,this is someone who have never taught in any univ anywhere in the world.
let me not talk about nuga games and the role he and bartho played in organizing it.
and many more...

That Nuga game issue... Nebo was a saint actually when compared to Ozumba.

clockwisereport:
Ozumba was the worst. man was gifted with stealing

Exactly, I have seen someone who knows the truth. The other guy that commented in this thread kept saying that bartho was worst thief. Just imagine the ineptitude of understanding the main thief which was Ozumba. Ozumba was an innocent looking thief, this is the best adjective I can use to qualify him.

dettolgel:


I will repeat keep complaining and don't double down to improve your grade. There is Internet you can download almost any book you want for free.

You are mentally deranged!

dettolgel:


Hahaha. You wish.

you reported Nairaland to delete some of my posts right? That's so childish of you.