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Celebrities / Re: Over 100 Police Guard Me Daily - Shallipopi As He Clashes With Police Officer by Thislifee: 1:19pm On Mar 21
nlparrot:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VwVWdbWtt4E?si=S0LRajzbhaZeSUo1

Shallipopi was recently involved in a faceoff with some people reported to be police officers.

In the viral video, the fast-rising singer, Shallipopi who was visibly angry, expressed his frustration after being stopped for a search

The singer boasted about how he was being guarded by 100 policemen daily, yet he still got stopped by the roadside for a routine stop and search



Source: Wahalanetwork, Naijaeverything
This is not grace at all. This hand put hand for something. Anyways, we await the news of his exposure. Nah like this dagrin use blow! I hope una Sabi case of Dagrin??
Crime / Re: Lovers Pretend To Be Abducted In Akwa Ibom, Seek N4 Million From Family by Thislifee: 12:44am On Mar 21
Offpoint1:
grin everybody get wetin dey worry am.
My own na this shoe I wan sell out.


30k (negotiatable) payment on delivery within Lagos.
It's negotiable not negotiatable.

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Business / Re: Naira Strengthens Against The Dollar, Sells At N1400/$ On The Parallel Market by Thislifee: 5:31pm On Mar 20
Yankee101:
It’s 1550 not 1400
1400 is what aboki is negotiating for you to sell your own
Stop confusing and deceiving nigerians. Can you buy it for 1400 if you want to travel abroad? No. The price is what you will pay to get it, not what an aboki is trying to get it from you. Infact if you sell to him for 1000 he’ll buy happily and resell at almost 1600
it's #1481 naira to a dollar.
Travel / Re: BREAKING: US Extends Tourist Visa Validity To 5 Years For Nigerians by Thislifee: 12:37pm On Mar 20
ednut1:
it’s common sense. It’s cheaper to book a return ticket than book individual tickets. How can you say you are a short time visitor without return ticket. Its shows you have no plans to return back home. Doesn’t apply to work or study visa
Thank you so much for the explanation.
Travel / Re: BREAKING: US Extends Tourist Visa Validity To 5 Years For Nigerians by Thislifee: 11:02am On Mar 20
ednut1:
without a return ticket they wont let you board plane self
please why won't they? Does it applies to all sort of visa including work visa? When do one have right to board one way ticket?
Business / Re: Profile Of Adaora Umeoji, Zenith Bank’s First Female Group Managing Director by Thislifee: 11:28pm On Mar 19
AmazonTopaz:


"Ms" is a title used for married and unmarried women. It does not indicate marital status. You are wrong.
Even as a medical doctor, I never knew this. I just learnt this one today, thank you.

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Business / Re: Profile Of Adaora Umeoji, Zenith Bank’s First Female Group Managing Director by Thislifee: 7:56pm On Mar 19
Kizzygentle:
What baffles me is how young she looks ... some people are just blessed..I just dey imagine how proud her husband must be and her children... in this life try to be ontop so your children can be proud of u ..

From different mentions, seems she isn't married nor have children ... she is already an accomplished woman career wise, let her crown it up with a family ... she has really tried ..
She is not married, hence the title "Ms". Most successful female bankers aren't married, the place holder C.E.O of access bank aftermaths wigwe's dismise is an example too.
Politics / Re: "There Are Those Who Have Made The Guinness Book Of Records By Pretending"- Wike by Thislifee: 4:08pm On Mar 19
Savedday2:
Somebody should kindly inform Wike that fire has finish Sokoto market. It's time for donation. Sir, kindly donate at least 5billion this time. You know things are very expensive.
After the last 500million which wike donated then to Sokoto after their fire incidents, sokoto's former governor still dumped him for Atiku!
Education / Re: 16-Year-Old Boy Arrested For Defiling His 11-Year-Old Schoolmate In Rivers by Thislifee: 11:17am On Mar 19
NaijaCoverBlog:


Source: https://punchng.com/rivers-teenager-arrested-for-alleged-defilement-of-11-year-old-schoolmate/
Am shocked, does a 16 year old knows what is sex? Who thought them??
Gaming / Re: Who Can Solve This Million Naira Question? (Pictures) by Thislifee: 6:09pm On Mar 18
iwhotng:

Hello @Thislifee,

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Though we have a minimum withdrawal amount for user protection, we're always improving our services to meet your needs. And when it comes to withdrawals, they're lightning-fast!
Iwhott would hear from my lawyer. Am suing you! I hope you already have lawyers ready to defend you!
Gaming / Re: Who Can Solve This Million Naira Question? (Pictures) by Thislifee: 5:32pm On Mar 18
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Crime / Re: Lt Col AH ALI: Pictures Of One Of The Soldiers Before The Ambush In Delta by Thislifee: 4:21pm On Mar 18
jerryklopp:

You don smoke kolos. Shi shu shi shi shu... They would kill everyone in your house.
You are among those that killed the military, now I see!... Seun one of the culprit is here!
Gaming / Re: Who Can Solve This Million Naira Question? (Pictures) by Thislifee: 4:18pm On Mar 18
Showing:

Thank you! I came across the link to download iWhot earlier and have already downloaded it. I'm happy to report that I'm thoroughly enjoying playing this iWhot game. The fact that I'm playing against real people, not robots or computers, makes it even more enjoyable. I'm worried that my wife might become addicted to iWhot soon too. Kudos to the people behind it!
I have also submitted my answer to the puzzle.
This Iwhot is a big scam! When I played it last week, the computer deliberately made me fail. Imagine me that is a whot champion! The minimum withdrawal is #1000 and they would never allow you reach there. I prefer live sports betting to this, this is just like virtual.

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Crime / Re: Lt Col AH ALI: Pictures Of One Of The Soldiers Before The Ambush In Delta by Thislifee: 3:02pm On Mar 18
ify2016:
This pictures were shared by officers cadet of Nigeria Army.

According to the colleagues , they said as i quote:



https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=pfbid026AERW3gmzu6DeZuy2fyUAgKqBUPx7SaAg5pVucUX6Mj3SVbGf1rA365z1DRj3EzFl&id=100053314062786&mibextid=Nif5oz
They should kill everyone in that community! I support it. The audacity 🖤

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Crime / Re: Lady Attempts Suicide After Her Boyfriend Called Off Their Relationship by Thislifee: 10:04am On Mar 18
Moniya4Real:
I totally condemned her actions. But when will i find a lady that will love me this much?
When you make money! The guy is obviously rich and she wants him badly.

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Phones / Re: Xpressverify Has Access To Nigerians’ NIN, Data & Is Making Money From It by Thislifee: 6:01pm On Mar 17
olatade:
Scammers can hack into someone’s Bank Account,create and get loan with different identities, use other peoples identities to commit fraud and so on.

The website needs to be shut down.
Am glad that my NIN is not linked to my Swiss account. That's where all my money is.
Religion / Re: New Changes For Jehovah's Witness: Women Can Wear Trousers, Men Must Not Wear.. by Thislifee: 8:34am On Mar 17
Courz:
Based on the New Governing Body Update in the Jehovah's witness website, certain changes have been announced as a response to their heavy loss of Memberships and loss in Court cases. These changes are minor but serious to the typical Jehovah's Witness who has taken the words of the Governing body members way too seriously.

The changes are as follows: During my university days, I do like seeing their beautiful girls. They have beautiful girls.

1. The Governing body has decided that Jehovah's Witnesses can now use their Bible trained conscience to greet Disfellowshipped people ( people who have been expelled from the congregation based on a wrong doing). Jehovah's Witnesses are only to have brief interactions with them but still are not encouraged to socialise with them.

This little change was made because the religion has come under fire for their Disfellowshipping doctrine in different Court cases. Because of this doctrine, Jehovah's Witnesses lost their registration in Norway. The Norwegian government ceased giving grants to the Cult and no longer recognise them as a Religion. They are also no longer permitted to conduct Marriages in that country.

2.The Governing body has decided that Underaged Children/Minors are no longer required to be in a judicial committee for Wrongdoing. The parents and the Elders have their role to play in talking with the Minor and if the minor is of good behaviour, a judicial committee is not necessary. This change is also as a result of Jehovah's Witnesses loss in the Court case involving the Norwegian government. The Norwegian government deregistered the Religion when they found out that Underaged Children are disfellowshipped and are shunned by their Families. This is Discrimination in the eyes of Norway and against their rules for religious institutions who are interested in receiving Government grants. So, money is the motivation behind this change.

3. Jehovah's Witness Women are now allowed to wear Trousers to the Kingdom hall, to the Ministry and to Conventions. The mode of dressing with trousers must not be Casual. When they have parts to be done in the Kingdom hall or Conventions, they must wear skirts. When visiting Bethel Headquarters, they are to be dressed in skirts or dresses.

This change came because EXJWS who have left the religion have been making these suggestions. Sometimes, this suggestion is made as a joke and was very popular in ExJW Reddit Forum. It is quite a shock that the Governing body of Jehovah's Witnesses listened to the ExJWs that they call Apostates. There have been reports that there are agents of Watchtower spying in the ExJW Reddit Forum, listening and taking notes of what is being discussed. Afterwards, their suggestions are implemented in the name of New Light. They believe that when they make these changes, it would move EXJWS to come back to the religion. So, who is running the JW Religion, Apostates or the Governing body?

4. Jehovah's Witness Men must not wear ties and jackets to the Kingdom hall, to the ministry and to Conventions. They are only to wear Ties and jackets when they are giving parts/Talks. They are also to be dressed in ties and jackets when visiting the Bethel Headquarters.
Earlier, it was announced that they are free to grow beards. The Governing body member giving this update in the video below had a full beard.


It is evident that a lot of changes are a response to a dying religion and they are doing their best to rebrand themselves to make themselves more appealing to the public.

Video below:



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vD5e8OqLOdo?si=qrPCVXZGzhqCwEIS
Celebrities / Re: After Declining Renewed Hope Concert, Odumodublvck Links Up With Seyi Tinubu by Thislifee: 5:57am On Mar 17
derecho:
That's if he's not the sacrificial lamb for Tinubu's 2027 ambition.

you just said my mind. I swear

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Business / Re: Bank Recapitalisation: 17 Out Of 24 Banks Might Not Meet CBN Capital Requirement by Thislifee: 8:44pm On Mar 16
Helpfromabove1:
With all the gains from Fx transactions

Anyway it’s not new soludo did it 20yrs ago from 89 banks down to 24 capital base from 2b to 20b so 17 is still better

Which one of this banks can make the 7 left

My prediction

First bank
Access bank
Gtbank
Stanbic ibtc
Citi bank
Standard Chartered
And maybe UBA
remove Citi Bank, Stanbic ibtc, , standard chartered and add zenith bank!
Properties / Re: Igbos Have Suffered In Nigeria, Imagine This! (PHOTO) by Thislifee: 12:07pm On Mar 16
123456789O:


https://twitter.com/the_amazingama/status/1768584573598745051?t=TkfBhJtmgE00TjVbeO6bmw&s=19
I am living opposite the compound in that blue duplex. I can give you the landlord number, the man seems learned anyways.
Romance / Re: English Names Are Synonymous With Same Characteristics And Traits? by Thislifee: 6:14pm On Mar 15
Zxcvbnmghtr:
The art of Stereotyping.
You are wrong, people with same names do have same characters. Tell me your first name and I would say you relative character.
Romance / Re: English Names Are Synonymous With Same Characteristics And Traits? by Thislifee: 6:13pm On Mar 15
Zxcvbnmghtr:
,
add yours. All the names and behaviors I mentioned are true right?
Romance / English Names Are Synonymous With Same Characteristics And Traits? by Thislifee: 6:02pm On Mar 15
Certain names are characterized by same behavior patterns. I have met several people bearing the same name with same characters. I was a flirt so I have virtually met all ladies and different names. Let's make this a lively thread by commenting English names and character traits associated with them.
Females:
Rose/Rosemary: flirty and easy to have sex with. Just have money.
Jane: They are cheerful givers
Victory: Don't really like sex but they can romance well.
Favour: Girls with this name are naturally good liars and pretentious flirts.
Vivian: easily heartbroken but very emotional gullible if you are first to meet them.
Sandra: Hardworking but they cheat alot and loves sex! Very seductive too. Cunny too
Esther: Social, generous, team work but are promiscuous too
Cynthia: They loves sex alot and are moved by material things and are good liars.
Faith: Slow poisons, act gently and as if they are naive but they do their shit silently.
Ruth: Very Uptight and religious.it takes a playboy like me to have had shit with one 😆. I joined church fellowship in my university days because of her so I can have a taste.
Rachel: Very strict and forms perfect beings but you can penetrate after hard trial oh
Mercy: Always short, mostly dark and would give you tough time to have sex with them if you are broke.
Christabel: once you aren't rich, forget about them. They always look at social class though friendly and free to approach.
There are so many for me to add.


For males:
Paul: naturally rough when chubby but gentle when fat.
Philip: Rough and loves gangster life
Precious: Hustlers and strong men
Samuel: Hardworking but embezzles public money when in position to do so and they always love to lead so they can loot.
Oscar:Gentle but have trust issues.
Frank: liars and deceivers.


Oya add yours..

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Travel / Re: Gov Soludo Commissions 26 Km Amansea, Ebnebe, Ugbenu, Awba Ofemmili Road (photos by Thislifee: 4:40pm On Mar 15
Anambra1stSonTV:
Just two years of his administration without borrowing
Shut up! He borrowed 100Billion naira within 3 months in office! We would take over Anambra state next election! We are ready!
Religion / Re: Why Ladies Above 35 Years Should Propose To Men – Rev Father Oluoma by Thislifee: 11:36am On Mar 15
Gerrard59:


I am curious, how much do you think she should have sent to you? Also, how close we both of you.
Just like #200,000. I helped her gained admission!
Business / Re: Police Return N9.9million To Owner After It Was Mistakenly Transferred To POS by Thislifee: 10:46pm On Mar 14
Xkale1996:
stupid foool with your stupid thinking

The owner of the money is a business man grain seller

Not a politician
Coward
why the insult?
Business / Re: Police Return N9.9million To Owner After It Was Mistakenly Transferred To POS by Thislifee: 9:59pm On Mar 14
Nadingo:


Dey play. You no know these Kano businessmen wey dey trasact north of N500m on a daily be that. Na their type dey forget N100m for Keke napep. Go to Kantin Kwari market and you'll see 100s of millions in cash being ferried in dan dako's wheel barrow like they mean nothing.
Seems like I would quit being a doctor and go to north to pack money
Business / Re: Which Of The Two Pricing Options Do You Think Customers Will Grab Faster? by Thislifee: 8:19pm On Mar 14
maureensylvia:
Seller A
Normal price N70,000
Promo price N35,000

Seller B
Price N70,000
Promo: Buy 1 get 1 free

Which of the two pricing options do you think customers will grab faster?
I would choose the latter to the former.
Business / Re: Police Return N9.9million To Owner After It Was Mistakenly Transferred To POS by Thislifee: 8:13pm On Mar 14
otipoju:
The real story is that a man 10 million naira left someone's account and he did not even know sef until they came to tell him.

Some Northerners have looted Nigeria so dry that they are very rich in the process.

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Religion / Re: Why Ladies Above 35 Years Should Propose To Men – Rev Father Oluoma by Thislifee: 6:46pm On Mar 14
CluelessMODS:

You don't need to have sex or get married, none is compulsory.
Medically it's biologically compulsory to have sex thrice every week to look younger and avoid prostrate cancer.

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Religion / Re: Why Ladies Above 35 Years Should Propose To Men – Rev Father Oluoma by Thislifee: 4:55pm On Mar 14
Tonytonex:
having them as friends is futile. Totally waste of time.
exactly. If not for sex or marriage, don't keep any female in your life. Even females themselves avoids female friends.

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Family / Re: My Elder Brother Doesn't Send Me Money Except I Lie by Thislifee: 4:47pm On Mar 14
Light78:
I have a sister schooling in the East.

I send her 300k every month.

If she squanders it before the 7th of the new months, that's her business.


I won't take her calls till the ending of the month.
300k every month? Take it easy while lying!

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