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Jobs/Vacancies / Government Job Buying! What Is The Highest Amount Have You Heard ? by Thislifee: 4:56pm On Sep 11, 2022
What is the highest amount you have heard that people use in job buying in Nigeria? Let's just interact and share ideas on this.

Mod, please move it to front page.

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Romance / Re: I Just Discovered My Girl Is Cheating On Me by Thislifee: 5:10pm On Sep 09, 2022
Miravik900:


Yeah met her a virgin

Meaning you were the one who broke her virginity right?
Romance / Re: I Just Discovered My Girl Is Cheating On Me by Thislifee: 1:54pm On Sep 09, 2022
Miravik900:
I have been seeing signs that my girl is cheating on me from not answering my calls to being on the phone for 2 hours with no reasonable explanation of who she was talking to, and hiding her cell phone from me.

What do you guys advise I do, break up with her or go ahead sleeping with her without letting her know that I know she is cheating on me until when I'm tired, I dish her away?

Your thoughts are welcomed


Were you the one that broke her virgjnity or did you meet her a virgin?
Romance / Re: I Just Discovered My Girl Is Cheating On Me by Thislifee: 1:52pm On Sep 09, 2022
Michelle70:
A relationship that gives u headache is not a relationship.


Moreover, a girl who fvcks around is not ur gf, she is a public property.

Personalizing public property is called embezzlement. be warned

Tuale
Business / Re: How Bank Staff-Assisted Frauds Affect Bank Customers’ Deposits by Thislifee: 12:22pm On Sep 04, 2022
GreyLaw:


I just cannot stop laughing. You are simply joking. It has nothing with loosing your details. Did you fail to read the fact that insiders can move your money? I have a friend in the UK who left just 250k in her Nigerian account and it was removed completely without trace.

Which bank?
Business / Re: How Bank Staff-Assisted Frauds Affect Bank Customers’ Deposits by Thislifee: 12:22pm On Sep 04, 2022
GreyLaw:


I just cannot stop laughing. You are simply joking. It has nothing with loosing your details. Did you fail to read the fact that insiders can move your money? I have a friend in the UK who left just 250k in her Nigerian account and it was removed completely without trace.
Which of the Nigerian bank account?
Business / Re: How Bank Staff-Assisted Frauds Affect Bank Customers’ Deposits by Thislifee: 12:19pm On Sep 04, 2022
Benoxvals:
I concur.There is so many inside job going on in our bank recently.
Last month,I received a debit alert of 542k naira around 8pm and I informed my account officer immediately with my heart pumping.She said advice for the account to be blocked sitting cyber crime.I told her that the transfer detail is from their bank,it took her 4 days to call back and be talking trash.I’ve written to their head office and all to no avail.I want to sue them.Banking is not safe in nigeria.You need to audit your account independently every once in a while to unveil some hidden charges that you are not aware of or discover worse.

Go on and sue them.. just the same that am trying to sue Nysc.
Business / Re: How Bank Staff-Assisted Frauds Affect Bank Customers’ Deposits by Thislifee: 11:59am On Sep 04, 2022
unscripted:
They pay contract staffs 75 k in this harsh economy, what did they expect.. the banking industry is a sensitive one , you must treat your staffs well to avoid this stories ... these banks declare massive profit every year while paying contract staffs peanut.. now the masses get punished for their greed .. these stories will not end until CBN sincerely do the right thing about this contract staff nonsense..


Contract staffs are paid 75k?.. which bank?
Religion / Re: Why Are You An Atheist? by Thislifee: 11:14pm On Sep 03, 2022
Empiree:
Okay now guys. I wont like to derail your thread but let me just input this before I commot. So, atheism simply means disbelieve in existence of God or deity according to mazaje and probably that's official definition of it. Good enough.

Now guys, including urban2 read this. Very soon I will be going for vacation in carrebean Island of Trinidad. I honestly dont mind inviting you guys and i will be responsible for costs. The flight will take us some hours to get there. I will come back to this thread a month before my vacation so that we could get ready. This is going to be private jet okay?.

However, when we board the plane, I have to instruct our pilot to cruise at 35,000 altitude over atlantic ocean. When we get to that altitude, I will instruct him to put the jet to dive (that's, crash it in the ocean). What will be your reaction at that point?. Sincere answer please.

CASE STUDY: I sponsored 2 atheists on the same trip 9 yrs ago. When we reach 30000 above sea level, pilot dived the jet to the ocean. These atheists guys sat not far from me.They notice something's wrong with the aircraft and looked through the window. What they saw was terrible. They started crying and creaming "oh God , Oh God Oh God" then i was wondering why they didnt shout "Oh nothing Oh science, Oh nothing, Oh science" ?. I was suprized. So pilot recorved from dive and everything was fine. Then i was like guys what just happened?. They said we thought something happed to the plane but thank "God" we are saved. I said oh I'd thought you guys dont believe in God?. They smiled.

So my question to you guys is dont you think you are deceving yourselves when you said you dont believe in God?. It doesnt matter what your concept of God is. At least for now God being Supreme Being. In other to proof this theory i just gave you, i will post a video of aircraft scheduled for testing with Atheists on board. Then, aircraft develpoed tech problems unknown to them and dived into the ocean. They screamed Oh God Oh God. I was wondering why they didnt say "Oh nothing", Oh science"

So guys, do you want me to invite you to Trinidad with condition attached (to dive the plane toward the ocean)?.

Mad man...There is no God.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Updated Job Alerts by Thislifee: 5:29pm On Sep 02, 2022
Lisaint:
Following this thread and by faith!
I will share the testimony here

Amen
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: The Nigerian Electricity Regulatory Commission ("NERC") Is Recruiting. by Thislifee: 5:01pm On Sep 02, 2022
NaughtyBrainiac:
If you are interested and qualified, make sure you apply now! Application is free and will cost you nothing.

Don't sit there and be complaining and also spreading rumours that all slots have been filled by politicians and Co.

I know that they do the slot thing. However, some people still make it without knowing anyone. You can be part of those ones.

I personally know someone that got NNPC full-time job without knowing anyone. In fact, this person is a 2.2 graduate from one of Nigeria's Federal Universities. So, don't say it's because the person is a first class graduate. Exactly, you are right.

Wake up now!
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Ngos Job Adverts" Na Wash " by Thislifee: 5:37pm On Sep 01, 2022
DropsMic:
The best and easiest way to get an NGO job is via NYSC
How?
Politics / Re: Peter Obi Supporters Wear Pampers, Sing Emilokan To Mock Tinubu (pic, Video) by Thislifee: 7:56pm On Aug 30, 2022
Gistsme1:
Video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y1B9ULXcq2o

A video shared online captured the moment Peter Obi Supporter wear Pampers to mock the APC presidential candidate Bola Tinubu while singing popular Emilokan song.

https://www.instagram.com/reel/Ch2zTDXjvpT/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=

Lol
Celebrities / Re: Ruby Orjiakor Seeks Approval From River Goddess To Shoot A Movie (Video) by Thislifee: 7:20pm On Aug 30, 2022
They are powers shaa...that's why there are ritual monies everywhere. The spiritual controls the physical. Before anything happens physical, it must have happened spiritual. Devil can give you excess millions at a moment but are you ready to pay the tithe by sacrificing?
Culture / Re: Nigeria Bans Foreign Models & Voice-Over Artists In Advertisements by Thislifee: 6:44pm On Aug 30, 2022
pocohantas:


As in. Almost like a bot. Wetin concern voting Peter Obi for this matter? They would soon say women should vote PO to reduce labour pains.

LoL... Very laughable
Culture / Re: Nigeria Bans Foreign Models & Voice-Over Artists In Advertisements by Thislifee: 6:41pm On Aug 30, 2022
Nice one by ARCON!
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Some Dos And Don't On Job Interview. by Thislifee: 2:19pm On Aug 30, 2022
saxtaiwo:
The economic and job situation in Nigeria is in total chaotic mess. How do you imagine what Nigerians go through in the hands of interviewers. Imagine going for an interview they called 9am and will still not be attended to by 4pm and at the end they will say they are testing your patience and it's part of the interview. My greatest worry is this CV of a thing. I really can't tell the best format for CV writing, we keep hearing of different styles everyday. Until we turn to a productive country where more and better jobs will be created this nonsense won't stop.
Please greet everybody on the street of the company your going for interview. Greet the dogs too.

Greet the dogs..lol

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Career / Re: Urgent!, Please I Need To Know All About Living At Awka Currently.. by Thislifee: 8:23pm On Aug 29, 2022
higgs:
Awka is generally safe.The safest areas are Udoka Estate,Ngozika estate etc.There have been a few cult related killings but that has happened mostly "inside town ".
Like everywhere else in Nigeria, things are quite expensive now especially rent.
Thank you
Career / Re: Urgent!, Please I Need To Know All About Living At Awka Currently.. by Thislifee: 6:24pm On Aug 29, 2022
fman:
Na from here you wan Sabi?
Take a ride to awka.
And know how far.
First hand

People currently residing there can be of help to me shaa
Career / Urgent!, Please I Need To Know All About Living At Awka Currently.. by Thislifee: 6:18pm On Aug 29, 2022
Goodevening everyone, please I need current informations about awka ( capital of Anambra state currently). I left Awka 2015 when I was done with Unizik but I know that there are prone to be changes now. The important thing is that this is grossly related to my career. I want to know the current prices of accommodation in cheap place currently like bedroom flats etc. I want to know the security architecture of awka currently and the serenity of the places to get cheap accommodations and everything I currently should know about awka presently since I will be working and doing my masters. The awka I know as of 2015 was safe because I lived at Ifite off-campus of UNIZIK then.

Mod please push this to front page..ejo..biko
Politics / Re: NBA Conference: People Can’t Give What They Don’t Have – Kachikwu by Thislifee: 9:25pm On Aug 22, 2022
donaldking100:
He wants to be President.
His wife is a Senator.
His daughter Iya Loja controls all monies and levies generated in all Lagos markets.
His son, the advertising guru of state account is in charge of all billboard money generated in Lagos.
All B.R.T money goes to his Nephew.
His wife who is a Senator is the official supplier of diesel in all Lagos State formations, including street light generators.
All governmental taxes and other levies goes to the criminal JAGABAN himself through his consulting firm called Alpha Beta.
He owns a mega private hospital inside the state teaching hospital in Lagos.
His newspaper and T.V channel are the official paid propaganda channels.
He own almost all the remaining valuable real estates in Lagos.
He's entitled to pension 300% amount payable to governors which is a law he created by himself.
He's entitled to change of vehicles yearly and houses both in Lagos & Abuja (minimum 5 bedroom duplex).
All his domestic staff, cooks, gardeners, stewards, drivers, securities etc - are all paid by the government and are all pensionable.
He directly controls all the machinery of government in Lagos and some southwest States.
Unless there's something else that is wrong with you and your head, what else is he looking for in the Presidency?
If he had managed all the resources and States he controls very well, we should be the ones calling him to be our president.
Goddamn delusional old man.
And some poverty striken & tribalistic urchins are still foolishy & blindly campaigning for this same criminal who has looted Lagos State dry, and who is also responsible for their poverty.
A WORD IS ENOUGH FOR THE WISE.

Exactly..

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Travel / Re: Jakpa Advise: Think Critically by Thislifee: 4:35pm On Aug 18, 2022
Testpen:
Read this before embarking on a journey to United Kingdom England, before selling your land, car and other valuables and paying tuition fees of almost 18,000 pounds or more which today in Nigeria exchange rate is approximately 14,000,000 million naira. Think very well. we all know Nigeria is bad, insecurity and poor basic amenities and all. We have not even added accommodation and the frustration that comes with except you willing to stay in a University accommodation which is cheaper you be paying nothing less than 10,000 pounds at least 8,000,000 naira, have not added feeding now that's almost 30,000,000 naira all in total to come for a Master program just 1 year. cry cry cry cry that's not chicken change that's huge.

Now once you done you entitled to a 2 years post study visa where the UK government gives you time within the 2 years to get a job or else we be welcoming you back to Nigeria. Now the issue here is not you getting a job, there are lots of job in the UK, most companies are not ready to sponsor you for a tier 2 visa to work, infact even if you make it through the first stage and you been ask if you have the right to work and your reply is you will need a sponsor you might not hear from them again.

Its so unfair to international students that pay huge amount of money for tuition fees to come here and not getting any company to offer you tier 2 sponsorship letter most end up either enrolling back into the system taking a Phd programme paying another huge sum of money just to remain in the Uk, which is very sad, some even leave their degree and end up in care homes taking care of elderly people, mentally unstable people which you might be subjected to either been kicked, insulted and so on.

I think the school agents of this schools should inform students before embarking on a journey, where job is not guarantee and not just concern about hitting sales. Also discrimination, and pretence. i think Canada is better off in my own opinion. just think and way your options before u jakpa and come back to square 1. All this money if you have it please kindly invest back home because i see it has just wasting it over there.
tell them
NYSC / Re: Nysc Relocation by Thislifee: 7:45pm On Aug 13, 2022
Adeoba10:

Please am in the same situation, i redeployed after camping, and it has been approved since August 13 but i was told to get clearance from cord, is it compulsory?



Hmmm
Politics / Re: Governors To Buhari: Sack Workers Aged 50yrs, Levy Anyone Earning Over N30,000 by Thislifee: 11:53am On Aug 06, 2022
advanceDNA:
See this evil people....are the politicians not civil servants??....They want to sack people above a 50, yet there are 70 year olds among them still in office and running for office...

So they know Nigeria’s total revenue stood at N1.63 trillion while debt servicing stood at N1.94 trillion, showing a variance of over N300 billion....but still dash Afghanistan and niger republic money......

It's a shame the whole arm of goverment is against the masses...





You are right...they gave 1.4 billion naira to Niger republic through cars
Music/Radio / Re: "Khalid Deflowered Me Here In Biggie's House” - Daniella Reveals (Video) by Thislifee: 11:19am On Aug 06, 2022
Gopaset:
God bless you IaIasticlala for bringing this life changing news to front page, best post to ever grace the fp of this site.

Angela, My wife who was unable to conceive for decades, immediately I showed her this post, she became 6-months pregnant with quadruplets.

Even myself after seeing this, I suddenly felt so motivated and it changed my whole life, now I'm a successful person and became trillionaire at a very young age.

Because of this, I'm an engineer, pilot, medical doctor, architect and an astronaut. I got 20 Olympic gold medals, 10 Oscars, 8 Grammys , 3 Nobel prize award. I was honored with GCFR, GCON, MFR, MON on the same day.

Next year I'm planning to buy moon. It all happened because of this.

Once again thank you so much admin.

Lol
Politics / Re: Shehu, Yar’adua’s Son Weds Yacine, Mohammed Nur Sheriff's Daughter In Maiduguri by Thislifee: 3:08pm On Jul 21, 2022
His father was a good man and would have been Nigeria's best president. Happy wedding dear and I tap from your blessings for excessively financial open doors so I can marry before 29 years just as you.

Happy wedding to the son of a good president.
Romance / Re: She's Is Nice But Gets Vulgar When Angry. What Should I Do? Advise Please by Thislifee: 4:55pm On Jul 12, 2022
Unequivocal:
Hey Guys,
I'll make this quick.

I met this lady sometime in December and we got dating in march this year. She's really nice, her parents are well to do so she doesn't really bugs me for anything although we go on dates occasionally and gift each other stuffs.

the thing is I have some reservations about everything due to some reasons.

The thing is she just agrees with everything I say. For example, we were discussing about intimacy and she was like anything that makes me Happy is what gets her satisfied.

The major thing giving me concern is when she gets angry she can say a whole lot of really really hurtful things but when she is normal, she apologizes for them saying she doesn't know what came over her.

I have intentions of settling down with her but it somewhat feels too good to be true. I don't know if I'm looking at it from a place of previous hurt but I'm trying to be as logical as possible.

What do you guys think I should do ejoor?

Are you Yoruba? I want to tell you something

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