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TV/Movies › Re: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by Thisnut(m): 12:15am On Aug 11, 2019

tonight party result

Tasha C+

Frood D

Mike B-

Mercy. A

Elo. A

Ike. F

Enka. B+

Daine. A

Shola. C+

Khafy. A

Joe. D

Ester. B-

Seyi. D but upgraded to B-

Jacky. F

Cindy. D

Gadoni. C-

Sir Dee C+

Dj. A

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TV/Movies › Re: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by Thisnut(m): 11:29pm On Aug 09, 2019

Jacky 43:18

Omshola ~~dangote~~ still dey find money

TV/Movies › Re: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by Thisnut(m): 2:04pm On Aug 08, 2019*

Biggie supplies pizza to the HMs. Everyone happy because non really had time to cook because of the sewing task.

Omashola in is wisdom said no time to eat in the living room that every team should grab 2 boxes and go back to work, everyone said what about the one extra box? They all agreed that whoever is still hungry can grab some from that.

Mike requested for the veggies pizza, so him and Jacky ate that together.

Veneta now with her team complaing how one person (Mike) will just collect 1/3 of the pizza choices. That who does he think he his. I guess she doesn't really understand that Mike doesn't eat meat.

Veneta, Mercy, frood and Ike talking about Biggie omitting the x rated scene from the viewers like the way Biggie cut science for them during highlight Sunday. Mercy said no biggie shows everything that she has watched the 3 previous episodes. I guess that is why she doesn't wanna give Ike the Congo.
Ike said why is everyone worried about that because it's too late now. That everyone in the house has already done a lot of shit.

Omashola seems to have the energy of a lion dancing to the music played in the background while every other house mate are still conserving their energy to carry the throughout the day. Shola says the music put him gear like a car, if high rhythm is played, it moves him to a higher gear.

Dianne and Eli talking in the yellow static van. Dianne said she and one house mate(I don't remember who) did not sleep all through the night.
Dianne says she doesn't wanna be a runway model than she wanna stick on commercials, elo tells dianne that she is beautiful that she will be good on the runways as well. That he would like to be a runway model but he doesn't have the body built for it.

Mike talking with his team, while the females are busy sewing. he is talks like he is really fatigue and that if he stops talking he might just fall asleep hence the guy is now more like shola. hope Biggie doesn't kill these people.

The house is with low energy and everyone busy sewing.

Esther is on the floor sleeping, hope she is not in the coven? That girl witch fit fly anytime. Lol

The en

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Investment › Re: Treasury Bills In Nigeria by Thisnut(m): 12:50pm On Aug 07, 2019

WARUM:
BRO HOW DO I GO ABOUT THIS?? I HAVE A 500K AM WILLING TO INVEST FOR A PERIOD OF ABOUT 20 YEARS... please can you put me through how to buy this bond?? and u mean one hundred and 113m??

500k will not give you the said amount in 18yrs.

The OP said he has 1.5m to invest yearly, that is about 125k monthly. If he put 125k at 15% into bond every month and compound the interest. At the end of 18yrs he should have 136,327,814.96 in is portfolio. If he decides to stop compounding and just want to live solely on the interest even at 12% he should get about
1,363,278 monthly plus he still has the original capital

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Investment › Re: Treasury Bills In Nigeria by Thisnut(m): 10:33pm On Aug 06, 2019*

C505:
Please house I'm contemplating between 2 things.

I have a few tbills running in my bank and I have a target of attaining up to 20M with the idea of getting 2M yearly @10%.

I also have a life assurance running although I'll say I regret delving into it cos the roi after 15yrs isn't worth it but my account officer practically opened up to me today that he'll prefer I do annuity for life as it pays more than the current policy I'm dealing with.

Here you determine how much you want to be paid for life after 50yrs. For eg, I told him I'll love to earn 500k monthly from 50yrs and he calculated approximately 1.5M yearly to be paid so that as soon as I clock 50,I'll be earning 500 monthly which is 6M yearly. Although I'm 32, I'll have to pay this sum for 18yrs which he explained it's a deferred payment since I'm not 50yet

Question is...... Is it a good idea to do this or is there anyone knowledgeable enough to throw more light into this? Cos it may look better than tbills but??

what would be the value of 500k in 18years from now?

You can compound the money in bond for 18years at 15% that will give you 113,754,536.05 at the end of 18yrs. And at 50years you easy make 1,137,545.36 monthly at 12% while you still maintain your original capital.

Your choice

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TV/Movies › Re: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by Thisnut(m): 9:57pm On Aug 06, 2019

livelymatilda:
You didn't include that after everything, they lost their wager under Frodd.Then Seyi who Frodd alleged the he tormented his government,won the Hoh and chose Esther to share with with him the luxury room.. ... Sure, God of Frodd should be your God..

God of frood also used that to punish Esther. Sleeping in the same room with Seyi is a pushisment because that guy snoring be like I better pass my neighbor generator. And he can't hold a reasonable conversation with his creapy laugh. Boring and noisy night

You see Esther is having a sleepless night. No peace for the wicked

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TV/Movies › Re: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by Thisnut(m): 9:00pm On Aug 06, 2019

Seyi isolated himself from other HMs sleeping in the garden, snoring and looking really depressed

Veneta complains frood to Mike about Ester, Mike being the only married man and the marriage counselor In the house, he pulls frood to the garden and frood gave Mike his own side of the story.
Frood tells Mike that Ester is the one following him and though he likes Ester but he has no desire to go back to Ester.

Ester is a real manipulator sent from the pit of hell. Now she found that frood is finding love again, she is trying to spoil everything. God had made frood the stone the builder rejected then became the chief corner stone.

You dished frood and he cried. The following week. Nelson left
You became a widow
No one send you anymore
Frood became HOA
Frood got a more beautiful woman.

God of frood should be my God abeg

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TV/Movies › Re: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by Thisnut(m): 7:50pm On Aug 06, 2019*

omoshala hugs sir dee for 10mins while the female HMs where singing love music in the background. Sir Dee confesses that he actually likes it and he thinks it was gonna be awkward but the music makes it comfortable.

Omashola hails Joe, in his crafty way he said for this thing wey you do so abeg give me one meat.
Jacky replied "na you suppose give give Joe meat since na him impress you.

Ike and mercy talking with Veneta. Ike jokingly threw jab at frood,saying on guy shoot a shut at every babe that comes into the house. Veneta ask who out of curiosity, she again said is it frood? Ike as a street guy said 'no"that the person already left the house.
They continue to gossip about how omoshala talks too fast and Ike said he can understand him most a times when shola comes down to pidgin.

Mike cracking Ester up, asking her how the baby doing, she said she is mad at the dad because he rufused to pay child support. Mike and Ester continues to laugh and vibe, Ester really feeling it while Mike continues to wash Esther's hair. Mike is really trying because it's not easy to make a witch to laugh

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TV/Movies › Re: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by Thisnut(m): 9:13am On Aug 06, 2019*

kowema:
Shola and his horror English.
" If you have a Egg, and you want to bath your Egg".
A Egg, like seriously?!.

Where did Biggie harvest these people with horror English from?

calm down madam. This is 2019, you don't measure people's intelligence by how well they can put words and sentences together anymore. Shola is one of the most intelligent persons in that house, very exposed and can relate virtually to almost every topics you throw at him.

Asian folks are the smartest folks in the world yet they don't speak *inglish* it's just a language and someone area of discipline. Omoshala did not major in English persay.

Me still dey struggle to read King James Bible, shola English even better pass am self.

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TV/Movies › Re: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by Thisnut(m): 11:00pm On Aug 05, 2019

rahazaqa:
Mercy said he is not cool with Seyi in her team, and would have nominated him today if there was nomination today.

you are not watching it?

She said seyi would have nominated her but seyi being the head of house she would not be able to do likewise

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TV/Movies › Re: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by Thisnut(m): 10:55pm On Aug 05, 2019

Checked86:
been on the move since yesterday evening. Please, what is the new tactics and who and are up for eviction this week?

The new tactics is that Biggie breaks the house into two teams and the both teams have to compete against themselves . the losing team will all be up for possible eviction.

Meaning this time around monkey dey work monkey dey chop. Baboon go remain hungry.

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TV/Movies › Re: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by Thisnut(m): 10:39pm On Aug 05, 2019

I think khafi's dairy section very interesting sometimes, but those heart pouring feelings are no meant for Nigerians, because most Nigerians have heart of rock and incapable of showing emotions. If not for Gedoni pulling her down she would be moving in the league of tasha and mercy by now because she got great energy and very smart. Nothing really different between Khafi and Mike though, just that Gedoni's bad energy she carries along.

Omashola was really analytical about the situation on what goes on in the house. People think he just talk and talk without listening. He actually pays more attention to details than every other HMs in the house.

Seyi is really socially awkward, he is unable to mix with other people. He has that "Do you know who I am mentality" remove that awolowo from him, he would be nothing. How can you say someone is a weak link because you have beef with the person?

So far the new tactics is really good and would make everyone up their games

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TV/Movies › Re: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by Thisnut(m): 7:26pm On Aug 05, 2019

Chrisus:
Why Seyi dey pick?

He picks green

to make the gender even on both teams

fergieboy:
See as them line babes with gedoni

it's gonna be equal number of female and male.

I think Biggie is gonna do the rope drag competition or any event that requires muscles. Whoever crosses the line loses are that entire team will be up for possible eviction

TV/Movies › Re: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by Thisnut(m): 5:24pm On Aug 05, 2019

thatigboman:
Khafi is so insecure and emotional. Who's she complaining about again? So gedoni cant gist with any girl in the house again?

Khafi is already out of the game,Tasha and Ike should save their breath. If only they know how miracle advised tobi in the last edition.
Leaf wey sweet goat na dey kill am. She is doesn't need the money anymore,
In iyanya's voice "all I want is your...

Seyi the toton Dike's husband of the game 45sec man

As useless as Gedoni outside the house, he still remains they greatest threat amongst the women in the house.

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TV/Movies › Re: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by Thisnut(m): 3:34pm On Aug 05, 2019

Threebear:
Mercy beats Trasha again

Biggie said index finger, but she used her middle finger. Biggie might DQ her. I hope he doesn't because she showed great efforts

TV/Movies › Re: #BBNAJIA: Mike Got The Highest Number Of Votes, See How Nigerians Voted by Thisnut(m): 9:11pm On Aug 04, 2019

lets take the votes to the bank and cash it out for my house rent

On a serious note, Great job to all of them

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TV/Movies › Re: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by Thisnut(m): 9:02pm On Aug 04, 2019

Thisnut:
From the last poll, I think Mike will top Tasha this time around. Tasha was in her peak during the previous evictions. It seems she has run out of juice and a lot of people actually voted for her thinking she is the next tboss and cece, but her new game plan just made her ordinary. Nothing for fans to go crazy for anymore.

Mike is till able to keep that momentum from day one. And his fans are still intact. He Might as well get the left over sympathy votes from Jeff.

Shola, no one knows his strength yet. But he is very loud and Biggie would likely need his fire till the last week. He needs someone who can keep him company in the dairy room and someone who can report to ebuka as well. We can call him the Sunday man

If Biggie evicts 2 HMs which would be unlikely, I think it's gonna be Jeff and Tasha.

If Tasha leaves it will make Biggie the real pepper hence the real tweak we've been waiting for.

Biggie will most likely evict one HM

I said it before and some fella called livelymatilda dumped my observation in the dumpster .

I'm unbiased in my analysis and I don't support any HM in particular, but just love Omashola and frood's energy. Those dudes be like who no dey sleep at all.

Shola: Now that shola is tested and from what I see, it is a great start. His fans now know where he is and there is room for improvement and other evicted HM endorsement is really good for him

Mike: his momentum will likely go up and get more votes. His fans will not get tired of him. He has a little bit of every HMs in him which makes him very complete guy and unique.

Tasha: she will continue to fluctuate in top 3 but I doubt how long she will go with that. Most likely she might not reach the last day. Overall biggie will squeeze all the juice out of as fast as possible. Right now she still makes money for biggie.

This edition winner will most likely be a female

Mercy and venita will go toe to toe for the money.
Overall I think biggie will look for a way to rig it and give it to one of the new HMs to offset bet naija expenses from the winning.

A good gambler will stake some money on the new HMs

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TV/Movies › Re: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by Thisnut(m): 2:43pm On Aug 03, 2019

Gedoni in the diary room. Hope he ask Biggie to supply more condoms

Omashola and frood rivarly is gonna be long and entertaining because those two guys don't play safe, they throw caution to the wind. That is the best strategy and it's what people wanna see.

Omashola : day shift

Frood: night shift

Nelson was always hiding and scared to make mistakes, unbeknown to him he is killing his game.

Sir Dee is also playing too safe just like Leo in the last edition. Sir Dee relevance is still because he does well in the games, if not he would just be in the class of Nelson, Jeff and Gedoni.

Jenita has successfully blended into the house while the other new house mates are still trying to acclimatize, she in deed a fast social military.

Joe wants to be respected in the house. He doesn't know that other house mates like Ike are already planning for the day they will treat his Bleep up. If he's smart he should go with Ester so that he can join a fight with frood as well. Frood doesn't like Ester now because she is with nobody. But immediately Joe shows interest, frood will start showing interest again. Those kind guys many well well for school days.

Kaffy now in diary room. Turn off TV and sleep

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TV/Movies › Re: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by Thisnut(m): 10:42pm On Aug 02, 2019

Gedoni just looking at frood like make this guy do comot. I have a task to do later to night.

Gedoni looks drained and depressed though.

What men go through just to make our women happy.

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TV/Movies › Re: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by Thisnut(m): 8:16pm On Aug 02, 2019

these HMs using style to tell us they are over 30 years old.

All the movies they are talking about were all in early 90s.

Shocky
I am at anger aka Hayamatanger
Wili wili
Rush hour
Romeo must die

TV/Movies › Re: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by Thisnut(m): 6:23pm On Aug 02, 2019

livelymatilda:
Seriously, Mike will actually come 3rd and will be flinged to Jamaica unless only one housemate is evicted.

Start shopping for a new housemate asap

From the last poll, I think Mike will top Tasha this time around. Tasha was in her peak during the previous evictions. It seems she has run out of juice and a lot of people actually voted for her thinking she is the next tboss and cece, but her new game plan just made her ordinary. Nothing for fans to go crazy for anymore.

Mike is till able to keep that momentum from day one. And his fans are still intact. He Might as well get the left over sympathy votes from Jeff.

Shola, no one knows his strength yet. But he is very loud and Biggie would likely need his fire till the last week. He needs someone who can keep him company in the dairy room and someone who can report to ebuka as well. We can call him the Sunday man

If Biggie evicts 2 HMs which would be unlikely, I think it's gonna be Jeff and Tasha.

If Tasha leaves it will make Biggie the real pepper hence the real tweak we've been waiting for.

Biggie will most likely evict one HM

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TV/Movies › Re: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by Thisnut(m): 12:08am On Aug 02, 2019

janefrancisca:
Na ur type dey go pursue babe wey get bf. Tomorrow if she collect ur money go cruise am on top him bf head, Na only u go use ur mouth say girls no dey faithful. Before you ask someone out, u need clear weda boundaries dey unless u wan do chop and clean mouth.

pursue fire. Why I come dey work hard? The next question he will ask now is if she is a virgin. Lol

Na dem dey rush us oh.

On a serious note, asking a lady that question will put you one step behind. Just shoot your shut and don't worry about who is there or who came before.

Most ladies will always reply they have a boyfriend if asked just to feel relevant. You wonder why almost all the girls are in a relationship and almost all the boys are single. Who are they dating?

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TV/Movies › Re: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by Thisnut(m): 11:54pm On Aug 01, 2019

Jeff is officially a virgin.

See the way him dey toast girl. Poor game plan

Even Gedoni is tired of listening to the Jeff.

Make him stick to him old game plan of doing nothing. Better than asking useless questions.

2019 person still dey ask girl if she has a boyfriend. Mumu

TV/Movies › Re: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by Thisnut(m): 11:38pm On Aug 01, 2019

Dansuqi:
Hes not wise and strategic,in this kind of game you cant just eye one girl or stick to someone who doesn't want you.you need to keep trying till it works.this might be the perfect girl for him,it must not be a warri girl

I liked your post but I disagree also .

shola needs a girl that will be on a different page with him for him to survive. If he gets the babe him go dey oblo-oblo every night him game plan go change to Gedoni own. I think venita and shola will have a good story line. Shola needs someone who can tell him to stop talking not someone who will laugh at everything he does.

Ike is a sole loser. Mercy is just using him to survive the show. That guy needs to let loose of mercy and focus on his game plan. See as she dey call am useless boy to Kaffy

TV/Movies › Re: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by Thisnut(m): 10:30pm On Aug 01, 2019

score card

Seyi : A
Sir Dee :A
Frood : A
Tasha: B+
Kaffy: B-

Ike: F
Diane: C+
Joe: C+
Jacky : D
Gedoni: E
Elo: C-

Ester: B+
Mike : C+
shola: B-
Jeff: C+
Veneta : B+
Mercy :C+

Seyi really took out time to work tirelessly. He tried.

Omashola was just concern on the kiss scene. He made emphasis on it like 10times today.

Gedoni is a terrible fashion designer.

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TV/Movies › Re: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by Thisnut(m): 7:40pm On Aug 01, 2019

my observation thus far

Omashola: the clown which everyone likes and avoids

Mike: Brings balance and coordination to the house

Jeff: the lone wolf (lukewarm) he should leave already.

Sir dee: the smart and organized guy. He won't last long in the game. Too coordinated. This is a game of survival

Seyi: Disoriented guy. He surely doesn't know what he wants. You wanna be HOH for 3 weeks in a row to avoid eviction yet you couldn't save yourself damn self when you had to.

Gedoni/ khafi : they are already out of the game, now in their love paradox. They are just lost. Biggie needs to keep them if he can't make another love birds in the house or Gedoni should leave so khafi can start up a new love story with Joe.

Frood: The foolish and entitled lover. He wants to be liked by everyone, yet No one really likes him, they just tolerate him.

Jacky: the confused virgin (lukewarm) she needs to leave the house. Too over guarded

Ester: the pained and sorrowful widow. Smart girl but She needs to leave.

Tasha: striving in old glory. Disoriented and out of her game. Biggie probably will evict her soon because she was supposed to be the cash cow but seems she can't deliver anymore, hence the arrival of the new HMs.

Diana : The liason between various groups of the house. She will probably stay till the end. Very important role she has.

Ike: loses focus easily but always realize and bounce back to the game. Mercy is not letting the guy utilize to full potential. He needs to leave mercy.

Mercy: she doesn't care about the game. All she wants is the money. Biggie will probably dump her soon.

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TV/Movies › Re: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by Thisnut(m): 2:58am On Aug 01, 2019

chelseabmw:
Im really shocked with their response lol.. I see people getting scammed everyday on Instagram with those kind of messages .. These scammers even have stuffs posted on their page like hair, makeup kits, artificial eye lashes etc ... I just hate to see people get scammed .. I wish them well

Even if the person is a scammer, one sure thing is that she needs the money and it's not really easy to beg persay, it takes away alot of self worth.

For me I don't care if the person is a scammer or not, ones my mind agrees I'll give it to the person and move on. Na the person wahala if he thinks he scammed me

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TV/Movies › Re: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by Thisnut(m): 7:46pm On Jul 30, 2019

Ekinematics:
Don't tell me shit. We run patrilineal stuff in Naija and where ever your dad's from that's where you are from.

Mike might have chosen to be Nigerian to become relevant but deep down he's not.

In Nigeria if your dad is from Ebonyi and you were born in Sokoto, you are damn from Ebonyi.

sir, I'm not here to argue with you. I was only pointing out what Mike meant in that context. moreover, he wasn't born in Ebonyi or Sokoto and you can't use that as a good example because both are still in Nigeria, meaning you will still be a Nigerian regardless

Davido still calls himself omo Atlanta, it still does not make him less a Nigerian.

Please don't stress this any further because it's not really worth it.

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TV/Movies › Re: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by Thisnut(m): 7:30pm On Jul 30, 2019

Ekinematics:
Did I just hear Mike say he is originally from the UK?
Meaning he's not original naija.

We can't give our money to a fake Nigerian.

originally means where you were born in that context.
I tell people I'm am from Las Vegas but originally from Nigeria. Meaning I was born in Nigeria.

Modified :
Davido is still omo Atlanta till date

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TV/Movies › Re: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by Thisnut(m): 1:53am On Jul 30, 2019

Mathematically, it would be better for Jeff to leave the house.

If Tasha leaves the house, Tasha fans will most likely team up with omoshola and will make Shola 2 times stronger.

If Mike leaves, his fans will team with shola and will make shola 2 times stronger.

If shola leaves, his fans will most likely team up with Mike and make Mike 2 times stronger.

It is better to keep all the strong competitors in the house and let them fight, last last na ground go suffer if 2 elephant fight.

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TV/Movies › Re: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by Thisnut(m): 11:13pm On Jul 28, 2019

easy game. In the military there's what we call dead reckoning. Ones the ninja stops you you know you are on the line. Move 5 steps right, if you don't get it move 10 steps left. Then take a rough estimate of the size of the board, then place it in the middle. Easy pizzy

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