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drmikeadams:
;DUntil niggaz learn to play mind games and go get a concrete heart?.women go carry una dey play table tennis Walai.....

REAL GUY MAN SIGHTED

adepeter26:
Oyah, tell him

BROS I HAVE DONE MY CIVIC BROTHERLY DUTY...THE REST IS UP TO HIM

You are not dating a prostitute like some guys wrongly pointed out.

But I'll tell you this for certain- YOU ARE DATING A TYPICAL NAIJA BABE.


Now get my phrase correctly TNB
TYPICAL NAIJA BABE

By this I mean the greater population of 9ja girls who believe in the idiosyncracies of

1- I no fit suffer follow one man o

2- He must have a car o

3- He must pay my bills o

4- He must be very loaded o

5- He has to abandon his family and focus wholehearted ON ME AND MY NEEDS o

6- He has to keep working hard o cause if he goes broke, his heart's gonna get broken o

7- He no need to fine make he just be my person maga o

8- If i like him cause he is handsome and i see that he has potential, I go stay BUT, AS SOON AS A RICH GUY SHOWS UP, O.Y.O

9- He too love me jor so I go misbehave follow this other new rich swagalicious guy , but if this new guy disappoint me, I'll cry back to him until I find a new richer guy...hence he remains my REBOUND GUY until I find THE ONE

10- I know I don't love him but make I pretend chop the small one wey dey he pocket first...

My guy,
LOVE NAIJA BABE WITH YOUR HEART 10% AND HEAD 90%
Run!
That's all I've got to say about that.

#ThisYourTatafo

She Is Frustrating My Life, Just After I Officially Proposed To Her by Drabeey(m): 7:17pm On Mar 26
Nairalanders, i need your advise ASAP.
Pls note only mature minds only. Pls do not abuse or.......
I made up my mind to put it here than killing myself thinking all by myself.pls dont mind my diction, i have big thumbs

I met this young beautiful lady about 2 years now and ever since we've been friends and just friends.
I took it further to ask her out, but she declined but after up to a year of disturbance, she said yes and......


Fast forwarded till present. I Proposed my love to her with a ring and she was overwhelmed that day. She said yes without ado( i even shared some pics here).

Backward to that time i asked her out. Yes, she told me she is dating one white guy. She told me it isnt anything serious and now she is no more dating him, just that they are now best of friends and he render helps to her. I believed her and we started the relationship.

After i gave her that ring, she has been one very...... girl.
Its either we fight today,quarell tomorrow and.......

She's just been fruustrating my life.

One day we had a little misunderstanding over the phone, and the next thing i saw was her text, telling me she already flushed the ring. I was so mad that day, but i love her and i forgave her later.

Fastforward to last week, i saw a picture on her dp( she was wearing a guys cap and posed in a very lovely house ) . Without suspecting, i asked her where that nice place was and she answered that 'why was i asking'?
I told her jokingly that just to know if that was her new house and she told me it was the white guys house and that was his cap she wore.
My mind got heavy that day and i wasnt myself throughout.

Just of recent, what she did on her dp was so annoying. She snapped her hands and the guys hands on her dp, showing bothe hands as if telling someone "we are married".

I told her to remove it which she did and told me it was an old picture, at least more than a year. Yes i believed and we moved on.
Now to the major problem im facing now, she doesnt pick my calls again.
She will later call back and tell me she's been busy or sleeping and that was why she isnt picking calls.
Apart from that, she doesnt chat again nowadays. She's always online yet, she will never talk to me. She hasn't replied my messages since 2days now...


I need advise on what to do. I love her yet, im afraid she already moved on. Should i just break up with her or wait till........


Pls advise me...


Cc: Drabeey

vicstar:
• • • • •dudes misbehaving since 12bc don't mind 'em they're just naïve and displaying a chronic level of ignorance

THEIR IGNORANCE IS LEGENDARY... IMAGINE HIS FUTURE WIFE STARING AT HIS COMMENTS AFTER 5 YEARS ..AH. SHE GO SHAKE HEAD SAY na person I marry so?

So a guy on my Facebook list commented on a girl's picture

"Baby if u be ripe mango I no go wash u before I chop...in fat I we lick everything''

Another commented
" U are the angle I sick"

And another
" please can I have your number I will never broke your heart you too hot baby oku''.


Now it's not uncommon to find very funny characters online who probably just wanna have fun but, the most lugubrious and livid thing about certain comments is where you find a young handsome guy licking asssss all in a bid to find relevance in a "pretty'' girl's good books.

I find this act utterly stupid and a lack of integrity/ respect for one's self and the family he represents.

To make matters worse, you will seldom observe that appreciation from these pretty females only goes to one/two guys. Yes she had more than 60 comments.

I stopped commenting on girls' picture when i grew up and realised that you only lose your worth by so doing.

If you think she is cute, a like would suffice in my opinion but, seeing fellow guys berate themselves shamelessly all in a bid to get some/get noticed is totally appaling.

The babe kukuma no go respect you sef.

Guys what is your take on this?

Saddist:
Hello landers ... I have finally found love after searching for so long but the problems is dat he is from imo and I'm from delta.. I don't have a problems with marrying an imo guy but I heard imo state parents are tribalistic.... Most of dem like their kids marrying from their tribes.... Am just scared for our relationship... Something deep within me is telling me we might not end up together bcus of dis tribe issue and he is even d first child.... ve asked him about his parents and he told me his parents are strict but have not showed any sign against marrying from other tribes.... Please I need mature minds to advice me on what to do because I don't wanna waste my time on any man

HAVE U SEEN THAT PIC OF THAT LADY WHO LAID ON THE FLOOR AT SHILOH? WELL ITS A MEME AND EVEN AS HILARIOUS AS THE PIC SEEMED, WISDOM HIDES underneath. USE YOUR TONGUE COUNT YOUR TEETH

adepeter26:
You are Correct jare op

U BE BETTER PERSON.
NO MIND THOSE WOMEN WRAPPER WEY GAT NOTHING ELSE TO DO THAN TO LICK ***

ANTONINEUTRON:
yea.

And it will also prevent people going outside NL to chat

People still go outside Facebook to chat

TinyIslamic92:
You look like an escaped ram from abbatoir

IF INDEED U ARE A GUY, I URGE U TO BOW YOUR SILLY HEAD IN SHAME.
I NO SAY NA WOMEN DEY BEEF ONE ANOTHER BUT YOUR OWN PASS WOMAN WRAPPER.

THE DUDE IS HANDSOME, ACKNOWLEDGING IT WILL NOT MAKE U LESS ATTRACTIVE MY GUY.
#STOPTHEHATE

halfricanadian:
he is just an everlasting slowpoke

BABE LEAVE ME ALONE O I NO DO U NO FIT GET MY ATTENTION ABEG.
TRUST ME I'M WAY FASTER THAN YOUR BLINK AND THE WAY YOUR BOYFRIENDS DEY.....DEY.....DEY...

biz2get:
Chisos Christ... Chimo, ThisYourTatafoare you reading this?

When are we questioning your gf?

NA PERSON WEY COMOT FOR ICU COME TREK UNCLAD I WAN DEY ARGUE WITH ? JOR O

(The above picture)

biz2get:
Heheheh, why you taken I personal?

NA MY POST

BIZ2GET AND SLYISAAC
E BE LIKE SAY SLEEP NO DEY CASH UNA

Nairaland is number one...take it from me

mamagee3:
[color=deeppink]Hit "Like" if you like my profile photo.[/color]

LOL U ARE BEAUTIFUL BUT NA NAIRALAND U DEY O WHERE D BEEF IS REAL.

THESE PEOPLE NO NO U FROM ADAM BUT AFTER BEEFING U EH, U GO SAY WETIN MAKE ME ON DATA TODAY OOOO

U HANDSOME FOR REAL BROTHER

biz2get:
And who are you too judge?

TYPE www.google.com
AND INPUT THE TEXTS YOU JUST WROTE

biz2get:
Who are we to blame?

society...

I think weed is working on ..ThisYourTatafo

BROS ABI NA BABE ABEG LEAVE ME OOOOOOOO...I NO BE YOUR NEMESIS OOOOOO

slyIsaac:
Derailers above me

THREAD RE-OPENED.

RUNS GIRLS IN DISGUISE CERTAINLY AIN'T HAPPY ABOUT THIS EXPOSITORY.

[quote author=halfricanadian post=44113458]You a very twisted being[/quote

ACTUALLY I'M EVERYTHING YOU EVER FANTASIZED IN A MAN... I WROTE IN SIMPLE COMPREHENSIVE ENGLISH , NO PUN INTENDED, NO F.O.S (Figure Of Speech), SO GET A GRIP AND GET BACK IN LINE.

austin2all:
Almost all naija girl cheat 99%. I swear I'm sure. even the so called wives. My boss' wife have tried to rape me on several occasions. A matured bitch claiming homely then o. But each time I try to give the big man a clue as to how he can see things for himself, it ended up bouncing back at me as he seems to love her so much: mugu. I hate him for that. Now she has started bringing niggars home. I'm planning to leave his house just to avoid stories that touch.

AUSTIN2ALL I GIVE IT TO YOU THAT U ARE A WISE SON.
IF NA SOME FURUKPE NIGGURS DEM GO GO TELL OGA THINKING SAY OGA GO CARRY BAG OF GHANA MUST GO TAKE THANK THEM.

YOU OBSERVED RULE ONE.

NO WORRY ONE DAY TRAP GO CASH MADAME AND YOUR NAME WILL STILL BE WRITTEN IN GOLD

halfricanadian:
no trust me with ur food o

criosly dont!

FOOD NO BE WETIN DEN DEY CELLFISH WITH JOR, CHOP MY OWN NO PROBLEM.

IF U GEE ME I GO CHOP O

halfricanadian:
No i am confident
only if he defines flirting for me

I'm alagidi omo o

I TRUST YOU...NOTHING DO YOU

halfricanadian:
not every lady cheats

LET'S NOT GET AHEAD OF OURSELVES DEAR, CAN U confidenLY TELL ME U HAVE NEVER FLIRTED/ CHEATED ON YOUR MAN?
I AM NO JUDGE OR JURIOR BUT SWEETHEART WE KNOW THESE GIRLS ARE amazing

halfricanadian:
not every lady cheats

TRUE THAT.....THAT'S WHY MY ARTICLE READS MOST

OK I'll make this real quick,
I have read and seen and experienced countless times on how these 9ja girls keep breaking their guys' heart and I wanna point something out.

Infidelity isn't gender exclusive- what I mean is guys and ladies cheat but, it is often frowned upon more when it's a case of feminine promiscuity especially in this part of the world where culture seem to be machismo.


I don't know about other regions of the world but I'll tell you this for real
YOU CAN'T TRUST YOUR NIGERIAN GIRLFRIEND.


Let's take a few instances:

A friend asked me to install a Spyware on his babe's phone. You should have seen my reaction- I laughed so loud and I told him BROS MAKE I NO LIE U, NO BE ME WAN BREAK YOUR RELATIONSHIP. SOMETIMES IT'S BETTER TO BE UNAWARE.

He later caught her at a restaurant making out with "HER BOSS''

Another came and said IFY ABEG TAKE MY BABE NUMBER HELP ME TOAST AM wHETHER SHE GO FALL....

Hitherto I had no intentions to prove his doubts but I did to prove a point upon constant pressure from him.

GUESS?




She fell after just the first call...even asked for a date.

Been a gentleman that I am, I deleted her number immediately and blocked it straightaway so that she couldn't contact me afterwards.


Then my friend asked me how far ?

Yes you guessed right I told him GUY YOUR GIRL IS FATEFUL O...SHE NO GREE.

RULE 1: Never hint negative on a girl you are ABSOLUTELY SURE your dude loves, else he will hold you in silent contempt for the rest of his life.

No be me wan spoil your relationship.


These are just but a few of the numerous experiences.

I laugh when I see a young Nigerian screaming NA MY SERIOUS BABE BE THAT!!!

Hahahahahahahahahahahahah

BROS ABEG NO DECEIVE YOURSELF,
THESE GIRLS AIN'T LOYAL.
NOT TRYING TO BASH 9JA BABES BUT I'LL TELL YOU THIS FOR CERTAIN,
MOST OF THEM DON'T LOVE UNCONDITIONAL.



So I heard a guy fought a fellow brother in a lodge adjacent to mine 2 nights ago.
Upon investigation it was revealed the fraca was about a girl.
GIRL!
HA!!
NO!!!

Later that night she was spotted gallivanting with another dude close to the school gate.

If you are in IMSU you know this story already.

I AM IN NO WAY TRYING TO discourage 9ja dating; I'm just trying to save that young man that thinks he's dating the best thing that has happened to him after sunshine.


A YOUNG MAN MUST IMMERSE HIMSELF IN HIS WORK/EDUCATION/TRADE AND NEVER MISPLACE PRIORITY BY PUTTING THE CART BEFORE THE HORSE... SHE LOVES YOU AND WILL STAY FATEFUL WHEN SHE LOVES YOU AND THAT'S LIKE FINDING A HAY IN A HAY STACK.


This is my opinion, try not to come for m headddd cause you can't see me not even with the best Visine


The ONLY true time you can call a 9ja girl yours is when you marry her...seems marriage keeps them in check. I give them that.
Cc: lalasticlalala
Saasala
Cybertext

This should probably explain

Ezedon:
Lols , he is not a real man

Na you talk am o

refiner:
my dear is beta not to be mature enough for dat kinda relationship.....


to wah am hearing...I fink my life is more important to me!....he's not even my husband and how sure am I DAT he will even be one....


av gat to learn from d experience of oders not d Oder way round!....


and d gals are not even smiling....I heard last week DAT one is already pregnant for him,not sure ooo....so my dear I av to be careful...I can't kill my self cos of a guy!

LOVE IS STRONGER THAN ACID MY DEAR

Gotta be honest bae

Gotta be honest bae.

Cc: Lalasticlala
Ishilove
Lastmumu
LadyF