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So I was having a talk with a friend and he made a statement which stirred some calm waters.

He said and I quote
"I NO FIT MARRY BABE WEY NO BE VIRGIN O''

Then came the ultimate question,
I asked him:

" OH BOY WHAT OF ALL THE GIRLS WEY U DON DISTABLIZE THEIR POLITY?

WHAT OF CHIOMA WEY U DON DESTROY HER OZONE LAYER?

WHAT OF AMAKA WEY U DON DIVERSIFY HER ECONOMY?

WHAT OF IRUNOOBOO WEY U DON TURN TO STUNT WOMAN 360?''

WHAT OF IJEOMA WEY U DON TERRORISE HER COUNTRY?''

WHAT ABOUT ANGELA WEY U DON DRILL HER OIL WELL FINISH?

WHAT ABOUT OSAS WEY U DON OPEN HER UNIVERSITY LIKE GATEWAY?''

WHAT ABOUT LADYF WEY U DON BREACH HER WARRANTEE?''

WHAT OF NENE WEY U DON DASUKI HER TREASURY...

ALL THESE GIRLS SO, WHO WAN COM MARRY THEM NA?''


Guys don't be selfish,
If u love her,
Protect her like a child,
Love her like a mother,
And treat her like a Queen.


AND THEN I ASK GUYS DO YOU WANNA MARRY A VIRGIN?

Gross

jaybee3:
You typed all that without answering the fvcking question?

Lol

Roadmap27:
Somebody should tell me how to post a thread here. The truth is I don't know how. Over the time I have had some interesting thread to give you guys but don't know how.

BROS GOTO THE SECTION YOU LIKE....THEN U WILL SEE A PLACE WRITTEN create New Topic ...for example

encryptjay:
Is it that we're running out of creative minds in this forum?
See thread for morning abeg

THIS YOUR OVER SABI EH? E NO GO LEAD U ANYWHERE OGBENI...

THIS IS A PUBLIC FORUM AND PEOPLE SEEK TO KNOW THINGS OTHERS HAVE HAD PRIOR KNOWLEDGE OF, THERE ARE THINGS THE O.P KNOW WEY U NO NO MY GUY SO humble yourself AND KEEP CALM WHILE OTHERS LEARN

myfantasies:
Yeah

I am done here

SMART CHIC

Julietcutie:
leave us alone o

NOBODY HOL U LA

Firstlieutenant:
How you want take understand? Olodo like you!

I mean say una dey free to play una silly games with we guys. So long as we chop una pusssy no problem.

BRO EASY NA ABEG

DanceVille:
kikiki...Rotf
Mehn! most of these are true.

A REAL O.G SPOTTED.
#OriginalGuy

repogirl:
But una still dey marry the NaijA babes o.

WHAT TO DO NA

halfricanadian:
Yaaaaay

YAAAAAAAGA

SweetieConstie:
Oops! There you go again...

HABA WETIN I DO NA?

HateU2:
Una don start ur list again abi

I SEE A COUNTER THREAD IMMINENT SOON

Loveprince:
Without even botherin abt where u comin frm, only wanna b in d present.

TO MOST OF THEM IT'S ALL ABOUT THE CHEDDAR.... I SORRY FOR THE UNFORTUNATE GUY WHO WILL LAND HIMSELF IN THE HANDS OF A GREEDY CONTENTIOUS WOMAN...

SOME GOOD O...
BUT FINDING THE GOOD ONES FROM THE BAD IS LIKE FINDING A HAY IN A HAYSTACK

myfantasies:
Nairalanders

Always looking for an opportunity to bash we ladies

I AIN'T MAYWEATHER I NO DEY BASH...IT'S JUST THE UNDILUTED TRUTH.... NO HALF-TRUTHS....NO HALF-SENTIMENTS

halfricanadian:
I'm glad im foreign

I'M GLAD TOO SUGAR

SweetieConstie:
Uh! I don't agree with you point of view Op... It's kinda biased!
Thank God you didn't generalise anyway...

SWEETICONSTI. LIKE I EARLIER STATED ITS NOT A CONTRADICTORY LIST,
MOST GUYS WHO HAVE BEEN WITH/DATED A NAIJA CHIC CAN AFFIRM TO THIS POSTULATION

HateU2:
Una don start ur list again abi

SWEETHEART IT'S AN INNOCENT LIST VOID OF SENTIMENTS DEAR...IT'S NOTHING PERSONAL

Now get my phrase correctly TNB
TYPICAL NAIJA BABE I.e NOT ALL O BUT TNB

By this I mean the greater population of 9ja girls who believe in the idiosyncracies of:

1- I no fit suffer follow one man o

2- He must have a car o

3- He must pay my bills o

4- He must be very loaded o

5- He has to abandon his family and focus wholehearted ON ME AND MY NEEDS o

6- He has to keep working hard o cause if he goes broke, his heart's gonna get broken o

7- He no need to fine make he just be my personal maga o

8- If i like him, it's cause he is handsome and if i see that he's got potential, I go stay BUT, AS SOON AS A RICH GUY SHOWS UP, O.Y.O o

9- He too love me jor so I go dey misbehave follow this other new rich swagalicious guy,

but if this new guy disappoint me, I'll cry back to Project 0/(Real bf) until I find a new richer guy...hence he remains my PERFECT REBOUND until I find THE ONE

10- I know I don't love him but make I pretend chop the small one wey dey he pocket first...

My guy,
LOVE NAIJA BABE WITH YOUR HEART 10% AND HEAD 90%
Run!
That's all I've got to say about that.

#ThisYourTatafo

yvelchstores:
One thing I will be sure to do is to train my daughter not to think/ reason the way most girls reason. It's sickening!

Babe 1,000,000 LIKES for you abeg

Elegantdiva:
What is wrong ? Am engaged to this guy thou we are in distance relationship .He hardly spend his money on me. Nothing i have was bought by him expt my Tab.I work anyways but in q private firm.Last night we had little argument concerning it and he ended up saying am sorri ,i qv many projects at hand.Now my questions are: Is it normal,Why is he acting that way? How do I handle this issue?

Listen
1- No picture of you or your man so no advice for you.

2- You never ready, na when better babe wey get money snatch am u go know say man wey ready for marriage scarce

3- Common sense go let u know say this is a sensitive topic no be wetin 2 ear dey hear.

4-Big eye go make u lose that guy, bet

5-U better get your acts right and stop thinking the dude owe you shiiii

Palmwinetapper:
I know how. How do you know him? Are you him

No worry when you see Muna ask her bro

Palmwinetapper:
The 28 year old ex beauty queen is never open about her relationship with the 23 year old boy, Tomi Thomas because of the outstanding obvious age gap between the two. But today she appeared on radio with him following her to the station. Look at the couple. I can't wait to see how they look in 10 years from now.

If you don't know Tomi Thomas then u no sabi good music....

Listen THE RENAISSANCE if u no like the song I go dash u the MB wey u take download am...

If you don't know Tomi Thomas then u no sabi good music....

Listen THE RENAISSANCE if u no like the song I go dash u the MB wey u take download am...

Trust God to lead you on your way

Have a positive mindset

Which Naija Jam With Class Are You Listening To Currently ?

OK I'VE BEEN wondering WHAT THAT SOUND IS CALLED ?
SOMETIMES YOU'RE IN TRAFFIC AND A caterpillar STOPS NEXT TO YOU
AND THEY KEEP MAKING THIS SOUND LIKE CYMBALS CLASING TOGETHER EMITTING SUCH AN OFFENSIVE DIESEL SMELL.

I DON'T KNOW THE NAME OR WHAT PRINCIPLE THIS OPERATES ON,
PLEASE ENGINEERS IN THE HOUSE , I NEED ENLIGHTENMENT

NO WOBDER AH DEY SHAT HE NAE FOR POSTS , FOR WHERE ? HE NO DEY COME AT

HELEN OF TROY COMES TO MIND .

I HEAR SOME GUYS SAY HOW FOOLISH IT SOUNDS FOR MEN TO FIGHT OVER A WOMEN.

A DOMINANT PLURAL FIGHTING OVER A DENSELY POPULATED SINGULAR...IT'S appalling.

I try to avoid any of such confrontations cause my guy if u look am well, e no make sense but as I talk reach eh, another brother go still lose sweat today , maybe even a tooth cause of bae

drmikeadams:
?.walia..u don dissect am finish,,thread closed

LOL I GREET YOU BROS