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Education / Re: JAMB Gets 7-days Ultimatum To Release Scripts For Remarking or face the court. by thompson56(m): 9:58pm On May 16, 2013
Having gone through the released
results of some
candidates who sat for the 2013
UTME exercise,
especially candidates who are
currently students of the University Of Nigeria(UNN),
The Global
Resources, has described the
examination body
“Inefficient” and branded the
results “a Failure”, and “a means to prevent
admission seeking
candidates” from furthering their
education. The
body, insists that the results
shown to most of these candidates, is in reality, not
theirs. As
described by Obasi. D. C. Chinedu,
“I might
assume this to be a database
error, or something of sort, because, from what I
have seen, the
released results does not belong
to the owners”
“Imagine a student of the
University of Nigeria, Nsukka, obtaining 49 out of 100
marks in biology.
Not that this is impossible, but
that with the
question answered, and the
person who sat for the examination, THIS IS REALLY
IMPOSSIBLE.” •
“Is JAMB trying to tell us that, the
breaking down
of food substances is no longer,
CATABOLISM, but now ANABOLISM? • Are they
trying to prove that
“Taenia Solium can be found in
“COWS” and no
longer “PIGS”? • Perhaps the
system has changed and the structure in earthworm is
no longer
“CLITELLUM” but now “COCOON”?
• Maybe Plant
that grows in dry areas are now
“HYDROPHYTES” and no longer “XEROPHYTES” • Or
perhaps,
Proboscis are now found in
“AMPHIBIANS” and not
“INSECTS” • Obviously, the
enzyme in the saliva is now “RENIN” and no longer
“PTYALIN” • Maybe
plants with devices for trapping
insects are now
“SYMBIOTIC” and no longer
“CARNIVOROUS” • I would understand if an example
of parasitic
protozoan is “PARAMECIUM” and
not
“PLASMODIUM” • Even Secondary
school teachers never knew that “PLASMA” helps
in clotting of
blood, The told us it was
“PLATELETS” • One
should attend a JAMB
International Secondary School So as to be taught that,
“SEBACEOUS
GLAND” is involved in excretion
and not “SWEAT
GLAND”. • I also forgot that the
structure which provide supports in the body is
“MUSCLE” and not
“SKELETON” • Also, Chitin in
arthropods is
strengthened by “PROTEINS” and
not “CALCIUM COMPOUNDS”. • What is the point
spending 6
years in high school, and learn
that transfer of
Pollen grains from anther to a
receptive stugma is “POLLINATION”, when JAMB
believes, its
“PROPAGATION” or perhap,
“PLACENTATION” •
Now, Every Nigerian Believes that
the male reproductive organ of a plant is
“PETAL” and no
longer “STAMEN”, thanks to JAMB.
• I also forgot
that the most important plant
hormone is “ABSCISIC ACID” not even “AUXIN”
• Lest I forget,
in the next JAMB UTME, if there
would be any,
remember that, “OESTROGEN” is
Synthesized in the “TESTES” and not the
“OVARIES” • Even
WAEC/NECO/PRE-DEGREE lecturers
do nospAm
bLoCked By Jazzyfans.comnow
that the group which universal recipients belong
to is “O”, and
not “AB”. If you doubt, Ask JAMB.
Its only
appropriate for the management
of the Joint Admission and Matriculation
board(JAMB) to be
bold enough and Face the public,
admit that they
have made some possible errors
in the marking, and/or Results database, rather
than TRYING TO
COVER THEIR INEFFICIENCY, and in
the process,
giving admission seeking
Nigerians, a natural disadvantage ahead of the
coming psot-utme.
Just imagine a student seeking
admission into
medicine at UNN, with 221 marks.
That’s almost an impossible Comeback. What do
we say about
candidates who thumb-printed
clearly at their
examination centres, had their
Exam slips signed (proving successful thumb print)
but are still yet
to see their results owing to No-
Biometric
Verification, while some others
did not thumb- print, but have seen theirs Its
obvious to every
literate Nigerian, that something
is wrong with the
released 2013 UTME Results, but
what is not clear is why the board(JAMB) are still
yet to see this, or
perhaps, are trying to cover it. If
the board
bequest, we have REGISTRATION
NO’S of candidates to prove our points,
and if the board
(JAMB) insist that the results is ok,
We would give
you a single reg no to remark the
script, if the scores stay the SAME(with
nothing less than 40
Marks Increase), SEIZE THE RESULT,
however, if
the scores differ, REMARK ALL
JAMB 2013 UTME RESULTS. Its high time, the Joint
Admission and
Matriculation Board(JAMB) come
out and accept
their mistakes, with protest
already in Sokoto, Kano and Edo. How many More
Protests do you
wish to see? This is the first JAMB
results ever that
has called for protests!!! JAMB:
Something Is Wrong!!!! NIGERIAN STUDENTS:
SHARE THIS TILL
IT GET TO JONATHAN OR DIBU!!!

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Politics / Re: MASSOB: Try Uwazuruike For Treason, Face Hell by thompson56(m): 7:20pm On Apr 22, 2013
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Education / Re: Riot In Lautech As Students Mob Pregnant Lecturer + Victims (Photos) by thompson56(m): 8:24pm On Apr 09, 2013
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Music/Radio / Re: Wizkid & Chris Brown Performing In Ghana (Pictures) by thompson56(m): 6:52pm On Mar 07, 2013
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Food / Re: Snake Wine: A Different Kind Of Beverage (with Pictures) by thompson56(m): 8:52am On Mar 05, 2013
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