₦airaland Forum

I think say fear no go catch una. Think say Elon Musk na Dangote way una go intimidate

When you want to rent a cheap crowd, go north

wellmax:
Anything to resolve the issues is welcomed.

DSS that want to permutate for their share of the oil palliative. Lol. Just dey play

vowiski:
When a peaceful person becomes violent, even the violent ones go collect woto woto.

We gave him a chance to repent, but wisdom is an alien concept to the idiot. Now we make him suffer nothing but severe pains!!

Shadomaan7:
Bode George is an elder statesman but he should stop being petty. Wike is a former governor, former senator, current minister, how can he be under a sitting governor?

Wike has never been a senator and he would never be.
Even after Tinubu sacks him, he has lost the strategic leverage to win a senetorial election in Rivers state. He shot himself on the leg, and he is saving the last bullet for his head. His political career has ended in a tragic suicide.

Sprinklepee:
How i go escape from jail come go abuja, i dey craze. All these escapees self nor get sense, na to just find one rural village for south hide first, or make i just find way reach all those niger delta riverine area dey for like two years, from there i go find my way.

Take your criminality and go and invest elsewhere. Niger delta will never give asylum to public offender. I'll suggest you go to Sambisa or Daura

Ameachi should just remain silent. He is a chaise man, so he should remain a silent observer. If he misbehaves and they want to open his case file now, who would give him protection when he has fallen out with everybody. He is the second biggest fail in politics. Second only to Atiku "No disrespect".

how can a grandfather be fighting for property with his grandson?

Foolish people grow old too indeed

CountinBlessins:
Are you equating this jerry coiled haired brotha lover to your God?

The comparison is with the politicians in this country. In case you are looking for trouble, you might wanna check elsewhere.

Pastor Chris this and Pastor Chris that!
If the doctor tell you that you are sick, and then God tells you that health is yours whose report would you rather belive?

The government told us that there are millions of infected individuals in Nigeria, and they used this probably false statistics to lobby for international funding which ofcourse they looted, but nobody is talking about all that anymore. All they are concerned about is Pastor Chris Affirmation of God's word that none of these diseases should even be recognized.

People tend to always hate what they don't understand.

he should be mentally evaluated if he has Schizophrenia maybe.

RIP to the dead.
But this story isn't clear.
I will never forget 2012 when I should have drowned in a swimming pool. it's still a mystery how God saved me.

poshestmina:
You're very right.
The rate of cultism in Rivers state is off the roof ,and it's so sad to see!

Down to Secondary schools and under 16s.
You no fit slap or correct 'small pikin ' again oh ,next thing is "Big sis ,Wida na? ,I give you Maximum Sallamalleku ,don't play this tape next time"

Rivers state is where you'll have to train,cry,discipline, praaaay for kids not to go astray ,especially the boy child.
It's sad!

Unfortunately, the powers and 'Leaders' are all cultists ...Sponsoring their different fraternities!

Young Talents wasting away!
Tamuno pasisi.

Mysisi

Whalis:
Omehia that was in the swimming pool and soap got into his eyes. Wike single handedly removed Omehia as Rivers State governor despite Omehia sitting on top of humongous amount of money and connections as Rivers State governor and Omehia is still pained. Omehia had stalked Wike in every occasion Wike attended with the belief Wike would hand over to him. Not only Omehia was in this hallucination including Austin Opara. They had problems with Wike when it was obvious Wike wasn't giving any of them. Today they are all friends to Fubara whom they were pained Wike preferred instead of them.

Wike is too greedy for power, where is the lie there? Even though you want to shoot the messenger, atleast acknowledge the message!

Trippie Redd the lover boy. I feel bad for the niqqa though

socialmediaman:
Before you know it Fub will open a judicial commission of inquiry and Wike will become a defendant

he won't try it. that's tantamount to self indictment.
As the fmr accountant general, na both of them been dey thief the money

As long as he has his red biro, no shakings!

Boogyman557:
Holly Gram We know y he is dancing or should we tell her..


Anyways, God abeg give me my own oyibo lady oo !!!


I remember back in 2012 wen I been de date one ASHAWO girl like dat..


Dis girl de always cook food give me..


I gats go live with this girl because of free food


Anytime way customer no come, na me go service her till customer come..


My body come de slim. My PREEK come de SHRINK dat period..


This girl nearly turn my PREEK to AVATAR (the last PREEK bender)

Bros. Na one early morning I carry my boxers and singlet for hand run


LITE UP my WEED in peace


WTF MAN!

How do you come up with these prose everytime must be the marijuana's

WTF MAN!

Your sister reported a man like you intimidating her, and some people are saying they will go for peace talk lol. if you are in that category chances are that you have soft balls, low testosterone, and a SIMP.

IF IT SMELLS LIKE BULLSH*T, IT DEFINITELY IS BULLSH*T!
And this scenario really does smell like bullsh*t, so sh*ts definately gon fly!

Soboma Jackrich was a governorship candidate in rivers state in this past election. It's good to see that he is making legit moves now. Atleast it's a step in the right direction

NSK4U:
When you gave him the first idea, you were a native doctor, it's now you want to dissociate self. Why make suggestions and advice on matters you can't explain properly??

Forgive my sarcasm, but if you saw my disclaimer you wouldn't take my thought too seriously, unless you just want to quote me

Wawelexy:
Na this one I sabi(mortein or raid), and dem no born you well make you stay inside the room we y dem use am.

Even though na for mosquito and other insects, rat sef still dey fear am.

How much you dey sell am?

Otulaeke:
I need guidance on how to do this . Will I purr the kaikai on the floor? And is it after I drink then I will purr all on the floor?

No o pour it on your head, then drink it, before you pour on your head again.
You have seen native doctor na, asking me for prescriptions.
Go and watch nollywood for guidance

If you believe in your friend having a bad luck aura, that means you might have some affiliation with African traditions. So buy white kaikai give the gods to drink a little, then drink. Make the libations in your dialect it's preferable and connects you better to the protective forces of nature. what you don't know wont recognize you.

N/B This is scripted from my over active imagination, it may not be correct, but my thoughts are never wrong.

TriCee:
How? Something is wrong in this country. How can a full grown MAN with balls win best dressed FEMALE for an award meant for WOMEN?

So it is now about the dress and not the women working hard to look good.

unfortunately, Alot of Nigerians are enablers of vices

Righteousness2:
You stand with Terror, Terrorists and Murderous.
Show me your friend. I will tell you who you are.
Make no mistake. It does not matter the grammar you use to deceive yourself.
If you are Pro-hamas , you are pro- devil.

you no just sabi anything.
for real, Religion is the opium of the people_ karl max

mkpurumiri!! even though you mistakenly take any drug, avoid mkpus!!

What makes life beautiful is hope!
And it's the easiest thing to do in life.
I can stand in front of screen all day and hope
I can sit on a chair all day and hope
Barack Obama once said "Hope for change"

As a Nigerian youth, if you are too lazy to hope, you are just A LAZY MADAFAKA that one thing im5sure about.
So those men that lie on the floor just leave them, atleast they are hoping.😂😂

freshvine:
The dead bodies Hamas killed in Israel and their fallen soldiers is not worth them defending themselves you mean?

There's a big difference between defending yourself and carrying out a genocide. why don't they kill the Hamas terrorists only. But they have to bomb hospitals and schools killing mothers and babies. over 30,000 civilians living in that geographical location of Gaza and minding their businesses before now, have been killed.
Even if it was a retaliatory attack, when does enough really becomes enough?
I'm asking you because you are obviously an enabler.
This is life my brother and you dont know tomorrow, if a similar situation should happen to you, you will know how it feels and in your next world, you'll have some empathy maybe.

humilitypays:
I used to like Russia until Putin foolishly and wickedly invaded Ukraine to massacre innocent children, women and elderly in the name of stopping Ukraine a sovereign nation from joining NATO. and people especially Muslims were supporting Putin's invasion of Ukraine just because they hate US but instead of them to tell Russia their newest lover to be bold and invade US direct so that Russia can help them destroy US they hate once and for all so everybody can have rest.


If Ukraine didn't accept to give up their nuclear weapons to Russia based on US promise to protect them after their disintegration from Russia, Putin wouldn't have ever dreamt of invading Ukraine, ever.

I cant believe you put in so much effort to make no sense at all. Saying Russia should go and fight US for your entertainment and pleasure that's what your statement connotes and that's messed up. Israel in defiance of world opinion are carrying out a Genocide in Gaza but because you dont see the dead bodies, you think you can trivialize the matter and make SIMPy jokes about it.

dont just kill them, arrest even their distant relatives for investigation. Zero tolerance for kidnappers mehn!!