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CultureRe: Great Africans Queens --list Yours by throttler(f): 10:44am On Oct 12, 2009
my mum, she came

me, i saw

my daughter, she will conquer
CultureRe: Nigerian Men And Their Secret Sons by throttler(f): 10:32am On Oct 12, 2009
well said michelin, truly well said.
this is horrendous. i feel personaly affected by this, i have a share in this history, but as a female, i have gotten married and forgotten about the lonely days and feeling of half life, and today i am a strong independent woman with a wonderful man, who values family, not like the valueless man that i never knew, i will definitely never spend my time and money looking for someone that never waited long enough to see me smile my first smile, laugh, walk or try to dress myself. i am more than compensated with having the kind of man i got as my huby, who takes delight in the slightes barble of his kids and thinks i am his everything.
CultureRe: Advice For A Foreign Girl On What To Wear To A Wedding by throttler(f): 10:20am On Oct 12, 2009
if it would make you feel good, and you realy want to blend, then get a good tailor there that specializes in african clothes making, and have her show u current african or nigerian magazines, or if you have a design in mind, then go ahead and make it. african prints are so wonderfully beautiful, and not like any other. ask for vlisco designs or material, they stand out. have fun wink
CultureRe: Igbo Kwenu! kwezuo Nu! Join Us If You're Proud To Be An Igbo Guy/Lady by throttler(f): 10:11am On Oct 12, 2009
pres-elect:
ya gwa anyi de girl o di interested in, ka anyi kpaa business . . . . . e-need-iri m a new car now grin , ka m ji ya baa.

and de girl awukwala ify m o angry
pres-elect, kedi onye mereghi body guard alias sweater ify? ka di ya jide kwa gi, oga'e wete nma ogebe ya kuziere gi ihe oku ji nti oke eme grin
pres-elect:
ya gwa anyi de girl o di interested in, ka anyi kpaa business . . . . . [b]e-need-iri m a new car now grin[/b] , ka m ji ya baa

oga'adinma if you name the car, becos volkswagen beetle wu car lipsrsealed, munwa choro mercedez AMG tongue, afterall obu oha nwe nwa.
CelebritiesRe: Meet Nigeria's Most Bleached Governor! by throttler(f): 5:15pm On Oct 11, 2009
does it rival jim nwobodo? grin
FashionRe: Mcqueen Runway Heels - This Is Insane. by throttler(f): 4:20pm On Oct 11, 2009
bwhhhahhaaaaaaahhhhhaaa grin

those arent new, they are my grandmas favourite farming tool, for digging up her mature yams tongue
CultureRe: Igbo Village In Virginia Nearing Completion. by throttler(f): 4:07pm On Oct 11, 2009
ezeagu:
grin Well I don't know how happy you would have been after you would have been raped and impregnated by your master, then after your pregnancy your child is then sold to another family thousands of miles away. Or maybe after you witness your friends and family being tortured including whippings, being forced to wear devices of torture, hangings and burnings. Some people are really strong anyway.

https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v668/maryscottoconnor/AA3/slavery-torture.jpg
truth, brother. that is a really horrific sight. man has truly been inhuman to his fellow man. my hubys uncle visited us today, from abuja, and he truly admitted that slaves were sold by arochukwu, and many parts of igbo land. though dead and gone, the ravages of their trade has remained, people that dont know where they came from, will see the part of their fathers family and may go ahead to marry them, because they say they are americans and you say you are probably ghanaian. i cried like i was mourning when i saw the film of what germans did to isreal in sobibor, and i said for the free world, NEVER AGAIN!, nut it is still happening so many places, american soldiers raped a 14yr old girl in afghan(?), killed and burned her home to cover evidence. what is that mattew(?) fox film were soldiers held an asian girl captive even as she had acute fever, raping her for days. and still shot her. its truly horrendous. i say, it all starts from trying our best to raise humane children that will love and respect life, that can feel pain, and recognise when someone is in pain. may it never happen again. amen
CultureRe: "igbos Are Descendent Of Sudanese And Igala That Mixed Up With White Jews" by throttler(f): 3:52pm On Oct 11, 2009
igalas?the people that eat rats lipsrsealed( let the biting begin) grin

but seriously, what if igbo is older than igala, then igala may have been frozen in embryo and is still the elder bros, NOT! angry

igbo is igbo, kpomkwem.

what nonsense does it mean that we mixed with sudan, do we have sugar cane legs, and look like miniature giraffes? cheesy

why is it hard for folks to agree that igbo is an original people, maybe they are trying to get credit for the fabulousity that is igbo. smiley
CultureRe: Igbo Village In Virginia Nearing Completion. by throttler(f): 9:33pm On Oct 10, 2009
ahotara'm ihe ina ekwu. i pray that history is actually explained better. my greatgrandma died this year, but she had first hand knowledge of omenuko, tjhe famed trader of ( i think arondizuogu or arochukwu), it cant be denied, just the same way pencil jean cant be denied by this generation, ev en though the next generation may think it is hideous grin, and the generation after next may think it is waayyyycooool.

seriously, i thik i am too goofy to find this slave trade issue serious. embarassed, i think if i had been a slave, i may have turned out a happy slave despite al odds., or a dead-at-arrival slave from annoying my master with my goofy nature grin lipsrsealed
CultureRe: Igbos come show your proverbs skills by throttler(f): 11:44am On Oct 10, 2009
@ IFY, nne i na etete ura osiso, undecided,

munwa ura na ato mu ka sugar. baby just-ru kwusi inu ara, so ona etete ugboro abuo n'abali iri nri.
CultureRe: Igbos come show your proverbs skills by throttler(f): 11:39am On Oct 10, 2009
ahu dimkpa, ahu ogologo imi ya.

translation: when you see a dimkpa, you will see his long nose. lipsrsealed

( that sounds more like pinochio to me), he tells a lie, his nose gets longer grin
CultureRe: Igbos come show your proverbs skills by throttler(f): 11:36am On Oct 10, 2009
ifyalways:
Rubi kiss kiss kiss
[b]Throttler,iji kwa iwe,gi na ilu gi cheesy grin grin grin grin grin
Youngies angry Ubochi aka ga-akpara Eze Udene, o kwuo ndimmuo chiri ya eze.
The day the King of Vultures will be apprehended, it will reveal the spirit that crowned it.
Onye che nti n’ala, o nu ugolu agbusi
Translation;If you keep your ear to the floor,u wud hear the chants of the ants.
Meaning;Beyond superficiality, only those who search deep will uncover the truth of information they seek.
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Udo di United. cheesy
the mere thought of udele is hilarious, such a beautiful, grossly underrated bird, NOT! cheesy
CultureRe: Igbo Village In Virginia Nearing Completion. by throttler(f): 12:39pm On Oct 09, 2009
ezeagu:
You went on a tangent, there really isn't anything to be ofended about. It's fact that Igbo people sold slaves, as well as being captured to be sold as slaves. The Igbo installation is in memorial of those Igbo people that were captured and brought to Virginia. My question was that now that we know most o Virginia and the Caribbean is Igbo, do the Igbo need to apologise for the slavery like Ghana has already done? Without the cooperation of Igbo people, Igbo people wouldn't be in those places, and thats the truth.
ezeagu, ezi nna igbo. ikwesiri ichefu topic a, nwatakiri anahgi apu na iro kwuo na ofe nne ya adighi uto, ma obu na ogbara uka. oburu eziokwu na ndi igbo mere slave trade, obu onye igbo ga asi ka e shame-uo ha maka ya? nmba nu. rapu okwu a.
CultureRe: Other Tribes(Youraba etc) Marries At Early Stage Than The Igbos Men Why? by throttler(f): 12:34pm On Oct 09, 2009
tamme:
huh I didnt even read the previous posts before I posted mine. So what are you talking about
well, you should have read it, seeing that it is 5 pages long, you would have deduced that the poster was soundly thrashed by everyone who read it, if not that it is dead and gone, i would have soundly thrashed her too.

@topic , i was 20, when i married my huby who was 29, he had his biz going on, had graduated, was building and had a car. now how about that.
CultureRe: Is It Right For 2nd/3rd Daughter To Answer ADA by throttler(f): 11:29am On Oct 09, 2009
ifyalways:
I agree with u.Idoma babes also bear Ada.Noticed the OP is not back again,i still asked same question,no one has the right to question a parents choice of name for their kids.
@Darfur,ebelebe igba.a bum ada btw.
me too ada, grin, but only child. sad., so that means i am ada, ulu, ogo, okpara, osote okpara, no wonder i am super woman cheesy
CultureRe: Igbo Village In Virginia Nearing Completion. by throttler(f): 11:23am On Oct 09, 2009
if so, then, down with this thread angry, cos its beginning to muddle my brain angry.

are they paying tribute to igbo by building an igbo styled museum?
if they are responsible for the slave trade, who took them there in the first place undecided
if it is a bad thing, was a german styled village built in isreal to commemorate what germans did to isrealites in sobibor?
angry
i dont understand the essence of this, sooooo poster, we have a lot of stuff to talk about than what igbo did and dint do

besides if they did export slaves to america, maybe we should be grateful to them, cos now people are looking for how to escape to america, and are rejected, so they gave citizenship to the ones who were forced there angry

maybe igbo should resume slave trade so that it will be free visa to willing folks

abeg leave igbo alone o! if cow shit, it is igbo that told the cow to shit, if k-leg happen, it is igbo that caused the k-leg. na wah o
FashionRe: Fake/replica Designer Bags - Would You? by throttler(f): 5:08pm On Oct 08, 2009
aisha2:
So sad how brain washed some people are; No bag or desiner label needs to annouce you, I annouce myself with my talent, Brains and smartness. I dont need to hold on to someones creation as an idetity. Create your own identity. I pray i dont raise a daughter like u
haba! its not that serious now shocked,, this is like using an automat kalashnikov on a cockroach, (though i would cos them cockroaches be pesky tongue)
CultureRe: Igbo Village In Virginia Nearing Completion. by throttler(f): 3:59pm On Oct 08, 2009
ok, i just saw the youtube link, i wont bother clicking it, cos multilinks will take 1yr 3.5 days to show it to me angry.

igbo e meriele ha grin
CultureRe: Igbo Village In Virginia Nearing Completion. by throttler(f): 3:57pm On Oct 08, 2009
hope it comes with a real outback(latrine) cheesy, else it wont be a real igbo village.
it its true, since writer didnt quote his source, then obu ihe oma na ndi igbo na ahapu footprinti ha na ebe obula ha gara, igbo bu igbo kwezuo nu! hia
CelebritiesRe: She Slept With Over 38 Men In Nollywood by throttler(f): 12:01pm On Oct 08, 2009
iykedare:
@spikecylinder and throttler,

must u ladies support yourselves even though it could be true dat she slept with most of them?leave sentiments aside.the number could even be more.
@iyke dare, see i dont support anybody or anything, what i am against is the obvious malicious childishness of the man. remember, she is the mother of his (maybe)children(if any), so he shouldnt call her a LovePeddler, when they can see that paper later in life.
secondly, anything she revealed to him during marriage should remain like that, if not, women will no longer feel safe to tell their hubys any detail of heir former premarital life.
besides, why is he saying it now, that they have obviously fallen apart if it just wasnt meant to cast aspertions on her person.

she should sue his bon-com grin grin, ass for defamation and libel.
i still maintain that he should be beaten with a rubber slipas, umbrella, kondo olopa, and lighter used to burn the hair in his nostrils.

as it is now, women have to date a lot of toads and pigs who will take advantage of her and not marry her, and later turn up to call her a LovePeddler. angry
FashionRe: What Fashion Item Will You Not Be Caught Dead In? by throttler(f): 10:50am On Oct 08, 2009
anything tacky, razzy, gaudy, frumpy, cheesy
FashionRe: What Fashion Item Will You Not Be Caught Dead In? by throttler(f): 10:48am On Oct 08, 2009
i love to experiment with all, only limitation is if the body part showing isnt the best it should be. i will wear mini skirts if my legs were hotter, i will go braless if i hadnt 3kids etc cheesy, and my huby wasnt too conservative grin, before he asks who i am wearing it for lipsrsealed
but for now it would be the ( igbo)nigerian two wrapper thingy

lawyers (fashion) wigs grin( though its my proffession), i scratch like mad when i wear that thing angry

leather( though o wore it as a teen embarassed
CultureRe: Is It Right For 2nd/3rd Daughter To Answer ADA by throttler(f): 10:11am On Oct 08, 2009
@ poster, have you gotten close enough to the family to find out if they are core igbo or igbo at all?

benue folks call their daughters ada. somebody may just have named the girl after somebody else, not necessarily as a first girls name.

besides, i once despised a friend for telling me the name we gave my first daughter RHODA( a biblical name) is old school, but she likes the names of my 2 sons( Mitchell and Eli), i think it was really hurtful. i should reserve the right to call my kids what i want that is not generally ridiculous, not what someone thinks i should call them. afterall its not only jennifer and jane that are girls names( very popular). i used to not like my name sometime back, cos people say it is a word, like faith, love, joy, peace, ( i bear a name similar to that) grin, but now i know better, and that is why i vehemently told my friend to BUZZ- OFF angry
CultureRe: Ofala Festival Goes International by throttler(f): 9:55am On Oct 08, 2009
Andre Uweh:
The current Obi of Onitsha has said it several times that he does not believe in this crap Bini ancestry of Onitsha. During the months of August, september and October; iri ji is celebrated all over Igboland. But every community has a different name for it. In Arondiizuogu, it is Ikeji, in Isinweke, it is Wiyi etc. The Ofala is their own version of Iri ji and that does not take their Igboness away from them.
The title of the Bini monarch is Oba yet Erediuwa is no a Yoruba.
arochukwu also calls it ikeji, with its aba and ekpo, thats my best part of culture, i remember igba oso ekpo( running from the ekpo grin) in 1989 as a 7yr old. 1 ekpo masquerade made my ji( yam) and nmanu that my grandma gave me to fall on the ground, and i cried till i developed fever cheesy. but its all good, i celebrae my culture, wish i could be there. up up ikeji arochukwu! smiley
CultureRe: A Fool At 40 Is What? by throttler(f): 9:47am On Oct 08, 2009
awww, nigeria is still a baby jare grin. at 49yrs old, she is methuselahs baby, abi can u compare methuselahs 960 something years to nigerias 49yrs? nope lipsrsealed
CultureRe: Igbo Kwenu! kwezuo Nu! Join Us If You're Proud To Be An Igbo Guy/Lady by throttler(f): 9:43pm On Oct 07, 2009
Andre Uweh:
[quote author=throttler link=topic=225819.msg4685446#msg4685446 date=1254926923

unfortunately, adighi m ele bolu, but i know the names of all the players cheesy
O wu na inweghi Tv, ka o wu na oru anagi ekwegi?. if not, biko gba mbo ga hu dokita.
none of the above andre. just that i find it hard to be interested in watching it, but i am happy to hear when nigeria wins, if only for the fact that we won a competition. enjoy. smiley
CultureRe: Igbos come show your proverbs skills by throttler(f): 9:36pm On Oct 07, 2009
nwata bulie nna ya elu, ogodo awuchie ya anya.

translation, if a child lifts his father up, ogodo will wuchie his eyes cheesy,   na wa o

as usual i dont know on what occassion it should be used grin
FashionRe: Predicament:lovers Of Uv Sunglasses by throttler(f): 4:52pm On Oct 07, 2009
didnt u see the malams carrying them in traffic? i dont know where but for shizzle, malams do carry the range of 500-1000 naira.
FashionRe: Blush - The Beauty And The Geek by throttler(f): 4:46pm On Oct 07, 2009
epstitch:
Blush is surprisingly one makeup product that makes a chunk load of difference. The true essence of this makeup product however is to add a soft glow to the cheeks which occur quite naturally when a girl is flushed and excited, commonly seen in women of much whiter skin. Which means in fact women of colour can without using blush. However, we can. In little minimal amounts, hitting directly on the cheek bone and sweeping outwards towards the ears.

For black women, it is best to use hues that are of bronze and browns. Please skip the pinkish looking blush. And yes! You can use bronzers instead of blush, this actually works all the time! Do without blush for your daily makeovers, but you can do blush for evenings and nighttime events.
Remember you want to look like a beauty, not the geek!
i concur! smiley
FashionRe: Is It By Force To Wear 80k Lace Wig When U Can't Afford It? by throttler(f): 4:41pm On Oct 07, 2009
platinumnk:
its already in 9ja, but to save for it?!!

uh uh cheesy
isnt it oprah that said the average nigerian lives on $400 a yr, so  dont u want me to save for the lace wig?

well. the part of naija i live, jos, IT HASNT ARRIVED!, i am going to wait for it at the aeroporto when it arrives grin, with masquerades and atilogwu dancers grin
FashionRe: All About The Au Natural! by throttler(f): 4:13pm On Oct 07, 2009
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weightloss is just 1 of many purposes i use apple cider vinegar. i use it as a hair rinse with baking soda.

gamine,, i actualy use kids organics, but i think its a scalp problem, even after washing my hair, i still scratch fire out of my head grin,

this harmattan, i intend to use raw shea butter to keep the ashiness abay. i use castor oil for my hair conditioning under steam, and also for getting the kure-kure out of my stomach(laxative), when i am constipated, it works wonderfully both ways, i only have a problem with its tastelessness and smell-lessness lipsrsealed
i wish it were bitter or sweet, so i know when i am suffering tongue
CultureRe: Igbo Kwenu! kwezuo Nu! Join Us If You're Proud To Be An Igbo Guy/Lady by throttler(f): 3:48pm On Oct 07, 2009
agabaI23:
grin grin

throttler weldone ooo
agaba thank u, odighi easy itu ilu grin.
ifyalways:
na de one wey u go quick see cheesy
@Andrew,so kedu ka anyi ga esi a-supportu Iwuanyawu FC?ha enwere online presence?ok biko nyenu anyi link ebe anyi puru ile their match online . . .a maghim mgbe m lere their match last.i resist the urge to ROFL.[b]meanwhile,Andrew si anyi hapu ikpa maka ukwu waist and ukwu akwa wrapper cheesy osi anyi ga support-ua ndi egwu Futbol.lol[/b]Onya change channel,up Iwuanyanau FC. cheesy
kedu mgbe ndi 9ja ga agba boolu?
unfortunately, adighi m ele bolu, but i know the names of all the players cheesy

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