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congrats genny, tho i hardly watch african magic these days, before my kids ask me " mum, why is that man falling on the woman, he will crush her toes", as if it is only toe they saw!

congrats, lets celebrate good, not politicians and their loot.

that man needs to be beaten with a rubber slipas , an umbrella . a kondo olopa , and lighter used to burn the hair in his nostrils

big ups to seun and we! emmhnn did i hear the sound of champaigne popping anyone?

ifyalways:
. . .AND ME TOO. gini gu akuko okpe
Ebe o buna o dika i hotara ilu crude oil,biko kowara anyi ya nke oma,o putara na all destitutes are bad
@Trottler ilu gi ahu

ngbali ri now ify.

@ ify doubly rofl, dim si na isi na a shini nwoke becos the woman akpuola ya isi! ( shave all the money away) , well at least the women did a good job, and didnt leave any baby hairs . dim bu muscle man before, now he is iron man, from doing press up over me

me n my hair need a memoir someday . since 2004 when i relocated to jos, nigeria, my hair literally died. i have chopped it every year or rather it chops itself off, combined with 3 childbirths, and contraceptives. i am trying to choose a new contraceptive with less effects now, hey! i need contraceptives cos [s]i jump huby like there is no tomorrow, and will have a football team if i dont take contras[/s], i need to!

anyway, i foolishly put a perm in my 1.2yr natural hair, thinking it will help stop the shedding, i get with natural hair. i have started using emami amla oil, and its helping, but i miss my natural hair , i will make a decision to transition again

i guess trudging longhaircareforum wasnt enough to sustain my will, but i learnt a lot about hair in that forum.

i do the apple cider vinegar thingy for weight loss, though i am not consistent, the tangy taste helps keep me away from biiiiggggggg foood .

i am still waiting for when it will come to naija, and i have my money saved up already for it., not by force but is buying new clothes by force?

yes, i de-fi-ni-te-ly will rock a replica bag , bag na bag jare, see, most designers have their production in china because labour is way cheaper than labour in america or europe, so it is still the same chinese handlers that do the replicas , just last week on euronews, the europeans were knocking the chinese for getting undue international market advantage. nine west slippers here in naija are sold for 3,500 by sharp boys who buy from china, and my high end shops that think they have something exclusive go and get it and sell for 10,000, but they get stuck with it forever, tell me, who is losing? definitely not me.

sean, i loveeee evrything about shopping, only thing i hate is seeing a cute one that isnt my size. i also notice i loose upto 1.5kg anytime i do a whole day of shopping.!

ifyalways:
haha,Chike Obi. :DDi m likeri jeans and smart looks too mana anything ihe omenala or ndi igbo,he prefers i go with George,ukwu abuo complete.Nne dim is always happy ma o hu mu na ukwu akwa abuo,she wud say elelebe ukwu egbuo ewu and wud remind me na ukwu m was not that size mgbe ha luru m
o dighi easy ima akwa na George,its quite uncomfortable so a nam eji eriri ejide/amachi the thing to avoid embarrassment.
A hugom style ahu i na ekwu.O na ama nma na ordinary abada/9ja wax mana onaghi adi nma na George.
Jisie ike na your career
Igbo hi

yes, they and their sons never leave us the way we came for a long time. after 3 kids, i have kissed goodbye to my figure 10-2, and gazelle neck , my huby said i walked like a horse when he met me, but that i now have balance because of the new butt he gave me

[i][/i]igbo ochi----english laughter

hausa---dariya

yoruba----


who knows the yoruba word for laughter?

i dont know if this is an original igbo ilulu, but it goes like this,

enweghi otu onye nkpunkpu ji diri unkpunkpu ka akpa amu ya metu na ala

translation, no matter how short a short man is, his scrotal sac will never touch the floor.

certainly dont know when it should be used

this na double wahala for deadi bodi

she looks so! i think she is a beatiful woman and sporty. , i wish i could be as disciplined in excercise and diet, but i guess she never saw garri and good soup in her life .

maybe, maybe not!

so that we can be MRS,

ifyalways:
Throttler
Nna babes,ihe a bukwa nnukwu ajuju.U know,ufodu ndi nne anyi i noticed cos of the nature of oru ha na aru dika ha adi naturally exempted from ima ukwu akwa tradition except on special occasions dika ndi nkuzi na nurse.Nne m bu onye nkuzi,i can count how many times m huru ya with 2 complete ukwu akwa or even akwa at all.
I personally like akwa,it makes my hips fuller and my waist na adi egwu ma m mara akwa so u know what i do? . . mgbe o bula e nwere town/village meeting,i kupute nwa or iga na be ndi ogom,i prefer going with ukwu akwa.
Its a personal thing,mgbe o bula u feel like kama o di m ka ndi ogo a na alike once in a while ihu nwunye ha na ukwu akwa.

ifyyyy ,
you are soo right, my mami in law has got me a lot of george, but i cant seem to stop tripping, or the inner one keeps bunching, so it never made it out of my room , besides huby is the jean type or smart pleatless pants, so how can i do ukwu akwa when he is looking smart and would never be caught dead in ishi agu or ishi enyi or ishi nkpi . i tell myself i will be ready in 4yrs when i will be 30.
ezi okwu proffession does matter. i am looking to be a judge in 7yrs, and i never saw a judge in ukwu akwa abuo. someone showed me this style yesterday, that you can make a flare skirt under, and the other one wrapper, to simulate(?) ukwu akwa look.

I personally like akwa,it makes my hips fuller and my waist na adi egwu ma m mara akwa so u know what i do?

i feel you o, and i have the hip thing going on too, but i may end up looking like abang calabar .

umunwanyi igbo no na threadi a, ekele mu unu. enwerem ajuju nchoro iju, at what age do you think its fine to knot the two wrapper thingy that igbo women do, without looking ridiculous , i really need a lot/second opinion, cos im loving my jean big time.

happy sunday y'all.

asha 80:
O nwughi onye igbo mana umu nwanyi igbo na a masi ya.

ewo!, then ya jikere ikwu ugwo isi nwanyi igbo, because ogagi amazi uzo ulo nna ya

ifyalways:
. . . On the contrary,it opened doors and legsfor me and Pres-elect though i missed u
kedu ihe i gotere m?
@My luv,dalu.Ka Jah chebe ma gozie gi.May he let the countenace of his face to shine on u,clothe u with long life,peace from above,blessings and favour from men and from above,udo na ihe nile di nma obi gi na acho.
Happpppppppppppy Buffday ebelebe igba.
igba kiridim kiridim. aha nkea bu final bus stop
throtler,ka nka,ada Mazi

thank you ify, ma gi kwa!

MrCrackles:
Is there any other time you dont ROFL
Always ROFL!

mr crackles owu onye igbo? never thought

ifyalways:
why i no go ROFL?
If u know what i have,i mean if u know what God have done for me,u wud join me and ROFL.
i have 2 sweet boys,a loving husband ie [b]very sweet and honey coated private and residential abunna[/b],why i no go ROFL.
double ROFL

me too, i am ROFL , and more , i absolutel concur , some of our hubys have got it going on

standing in line, hands on my neighbours shoulder ( a la school assembly days)

from arochukwu, abia state.

ifyalways:

I am rep. Amanagwu.

hey ify! nwannem nda aga imere? i always see your posts, but i had no inkling that you were my sis.
i had a secondary school stint at aggrey memorial, amannagwu, in 1995 jss1. that place is so far from amangwu or amuvi were my granny is from.
all i can say about that daily commute was that my bata cortina shoes always wore out before midterm, and mami had to replace quick.

Ndewo nu !!!!!!

from arochukwu- amangwu,  married in obinkita, so that makes me full ADA MAZI!, signed, sealed, deliverd.

mazi is usually for a man whos father is dead, while nwa-mazi, is for the man whos father is still alive.

arise o compatriots,