₦airaland Forum

ImperialYoruba:
Obidients, your VP asked, what is Endsars? He doesn't know.

Chineeke! Onye ara!

E be like say the guy don collect vaccine against zombieism.

Anti-lamba vaccine.

Truth is slowly escaping the clutches of lies.

The IPOBic elements of the Obi campaign will not like these confessions by their running mate.

This is how they will blow up government spending with numerous Special Advisers and Special Assistants and numerous deputies.

You typical political prostitutes and ticket hunters are riding on the wave of a protest you did not support then or participate in.

Infact, Peter Obi went to court to prevent being summoned to appear before the panel in Anambra.

But his supporters wanted to converge at Lekki toll-gate, instead of converging at the banks of Ezu River to commemorate a real massacre instead of the death of 3 or 4 people in Lagos.

At least, we all now know there were a few regrettable deaths but certainly not a massacre.

Even Baba-Ahmed has confirmed there was no massacre at Lekki toll-gate.

These guys should stop wasting their time.

Nnamdi Kanu has already exhausted the freedom left in his lifetime.

Hahahahaha

femianski:
Jesus Christ!! Chai
So virtually everything I heard about Obi governance; church discrimination, owing pension, investing government money in private business is true. I thought it was just mere political propaganda all these while
And no be today dem day call am boy-girl

It was Atiku that rescued his political career by making him his running mate.

The 1st time I heard from an Igbo colleague that Peter Obi gave a very inspiring speech/lecture at The Platform some years ago, I replied him that this same Obi was a Governor for 8yrs, without anything worthwhile achieved.

MrGlobe:
LMAOOO.. As if this is news. This manwoman will not win an election in his local govt today. He should go and eat up all the Anambra money he stocked up in his bank Fidelity in the name of 'saving Anambra money' and his sabmiller scam. He met a state with potential and is leaving it so backwards. Look at awka the capital, no facelift, no dualized or good roads, nothing, onitsha nothing, nnewi nothing... Just talk. Btw, did I hear he was one of the contenders for igbo leader? I will gladly renounce my igbo heritage if its true. He can retire and remembered as the worst, rigger and selfish governor in the history of Anambra State. A shame to his people. All igbo people wish he will retire now. Peace


Soludo 2014, the only hope for Anambra

Imagine this same useless Peter Obi is now the last hope of Nigeria?

Tribalism no good ooo.

socialmediaman:
Where's the handle let's donate and help our fellow countrymen. I want to see smiles and hope on their faces. Let's show that we still have caring people in this our society filled with many tribal and religious bigots

Emilokan and Atiku should do same as well. Politics should bring development to the people, not to the politicians

Why not Obi being a billionaire, announce his own donation so that others will follow?

It seems this man's stinginess is a mental disorder.

NaijaRoyalty:
Peter Obi sabi politics abeg

Tinubu should learn from him

You mean Obi sabi political prostitution and ticket hunting from one party to another?

Which party did he ever build up or grow?

After Atiku, Peter Obi is next in line to be National Leader of political prostitutes.

fineboynl:
Get ready we are painting Nigeria red. We never forget.

Are we never going to remember the actual massacre at Awkuzu SARS?

Or is it that the lives of Anambrarians is useless?

Bad omen.

Peter Obi was known as a bad omen in Anambra.

He has now taken it to Labour Party.

Peter Obi defended his actions with more bigotry.

He said APC should have sent an Anambrarian or Igbo to monitor elections for the party instead of sending el Rufai from the North, then concluded that he will not go to Katsina or Kano to monitor elections.

successmatters:
Was a church necessary in the whole analogy?

Your problem is that you want to dictate to Tinubu what to say and how to say, but you can't even dictate to Peter Obi who you are running for President through him?

No be witchcraft be that?

Abi na you tell Peter Obi to visit Sheikh Gumi?

Yet you zombiedients decieve yourselves that you are running for President through Peter Obi.

I laugh at your pure foolishness.

successmatters:
He should have just said poisoned cake

Your own church dey keep cake for store?

What should be edible in a church store for the church rat to feast on if not stored communion bread?

But you say your own church na confectionery wey dey store cake.

Continue to de mumu yourself.

You cannot support Obi and not appear like a hypocrite and zombie.

Hahahahaha!

As dem don see say na dem no get brain to understand English wey Tinubu talk, dem don bring religion debate enter the matter.

Peter Obi has failed.

I as a Christian and Catholic will continue supporting Tinubu.

A brilliant mind.

I swear there is a big difference between 1st class Ologo Bsc and Olodo GCE.

jumper524:
who tell you say rat no dey eat sealed communion?

The Ignoramus say rat no dey eat wetin dey sealed.

I wonder if rat don dey get table manners?

damosky12:
Any brilliant communicator or listener knows that the expression "poisoned holy communion" is redundant and absurd! This is besides the fact that it's blasphemous. Say poisoned food. Poisoned cake. Not "holy communion" man!

How do you use poisoned for something they call "holy communion?" You don't think a staunch Christian would cringe at such.

If you'd shelve your bias a second, Tinubu's expressions are usually riddled with hitches. Even a ten year old can tell.

It is you who need to shelve your bias and need to always criticize.

He communicated the exact dilemma of the matter of Climate Change.

So how did he acquire it and get CofO without paying?

Kogi State is indicting itself.

CAN cannot can again.

Lagos CAN has taken a position that cannot be overriden by National CAN.

National CAN cannot force Lagos CAN from taking a position on Tinubu owing to their vantage location in Lagos where Tinubu performed excellently and was fair to all.

When CAN begin to face politics as if they are jobless, it would end up having different factions.

BurialGround:
Yoruba man with Muslim Muslim ticket cannot rule Nigeria.


Go and read history you will understand.

I will understand the reason why you harbour hatred?

successmatters:
Correct Vice President of Nigeria. This man will be better than Osinbajo

It is no longer "Osinbajo would have been a better candidate to compete with Obi"?

Una too dey change like the fickle English weather.

succinktly:
Quality authentic candidates wey carry pass mark be this.

Na Olodo dey carry pass comot for school.

successmatters:
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Empty again?

They show the poor as structure during the day, but chase after structure with politicians and Clerics by night.

Sorry for the poor mental capacity of zombies.

You are not more Catholic than I am.

Look for your sympathy votes elsewhere.

Tinubu said what he said, and those with a brain understand the message.

BurialGround:
Dogs should go to their section and bark. Here is for sound minds.

Return to the cemetery, you zombie.

successmatters:
My brother, nobody can defend Tinubu without sounding daft.

Yet you are nothing but an empty head.

A zombie lacking oxygen in the brain.

Can anyone support Obi without being a hypocrite?

successmatters:
Dementia is a very wicked illness, what about using "poisoned cake"

Who poisons a holy communion?

How can a rat eat holy communion that is always sealed?

Old people should be remanded at old people's home.

He has finally received the information to post from the WhatsApp group.

What a shame.

Very soon he will say since Tinubu was in the North, he should have used "poisoned tuwo".

Maybe for your own church dem dey store cake?
And the rats you know only eat what is put on a plate and not what is sealed in the store room?

Abi no be the same rat wey dey chop wetin dem store?

These guys are really dense, and have no knowledge of English.

Quit embarrassing yourself in your attempt to puncture a great analogy by the brilliant thinker that will be our President in 2023.

BurialGround:
He should have said MOSQUE RAT.

See mumu wey no understand English.

Na Tinubu create "Church Rat"?

Imagine the kind of empty heads who are Obidient to a fraud.

He used “church rat” to symbolize a poor nation (Nigerian English speakers often say “as poor as a church rat” where native English speakers say “as poor as a church mouse” to indicate extreme poverty) and “Holy Communion” to acknowledge the desirability of climate-change policies.
But he qualified the “Holy Communion” as “poisoned” to suggest that it’s a bitter pill to swallow.
In other words, climate-change policies are good (i.e., they’re Holy Communion), but they’re injurious (thus, “poisoned”) to a “church rat” (i.e., poor nations like Nigeria) in the short term because they require the kinds of self-denying sacrifices (such as stopping the use of firewood to cook, cutting down on manufacturing, etc.) that will hurt poor nations.
If a church rat eats poisoned Holy Communion it will die, or be seriously sick, in spite of the holiness of the communion.

Zombies need a professor to break it down to their level.

successmatters:
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This one is confused on how to react.

Waiting on further directives from the Obidient WhatsApp group.