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Evercurious:
I pray mine remains the way it is. I dont need stories of sagging... God abeg help me and the breats ooh. Lol...

e go reach everybody.

I also perform breast firming massage. Interested ladies dm

Born2conquer:
Yes actually, most of us spend money on device not because to show off but because of the capability.

You will hardly know I use an iPhone sef.

1)When I was using Tecno/infinity, the phone was always lagging and crashing and that was back in 2011 to 2015, I bought an iPhone since 2019 and rhe phone is yet to crash for once and it never lags (maybe only when I use WhatsApp)

2)if you’re into business, you need a phone that you can use to snap your products,service and it will come out like a professional studio snapped branded products without buying a 300k Nikon camera and a 500k lens, IPhone covered that.

3)Asset, the moment you unbox any android (from tecno to Samsung), the value drops by 20% and 50% on subsequent use, IPhone is the only phone you can buy for 400k in 2019 and still sell for 420k in 2021 (depends on dollar movement) and guess what?? IPhone demands is much.

4)Reliability, lol, i was always repairing my Android from screen problem to some other things (normal on android), this is my 3year of using my iPhone and I’ve never repaired the smallest thing, the phone is still as new as ever.


5) if you’re a blogger, media guy, tech guy, you can be rest assured of your phone multitasking up to 20 apps without it compromising.

6) Security, dem no dey hack iPhone o lmao, if you lock your iPhone, nobody on earth can unlock it o, if police/Efcc arrest you, you can lock up on not unlocking your phone and nothing they do on earth can unlock it unless they clear the whole device (which will even cost them more)

Many more things I can’t list, though some people buying it do not know what to do with it and most buy it just to flaunt and show off, dem no dey use pass whatsapp and camera sef.

NB: I have 2 androids and 1 iPhone so I know what it takes to use an iPhone and an android

them no dey tell person. No waste your energy on ignoramus

Nobody cares

Vulcanheph:
If you need proof that Nairalander is gone.. just know that the mods pushed this kind of thread to FP.

The thing just tire me

H.

V

The future loves steroids

Nigerians an their annoying captions...ughh. I find it so cringy. just post your photo and stfu.

The tormentor of we ewedugerians

Ok

I thought we Yoruba Muslims swore that there was no killing at lekki toll gate?

LMFAO

Dickeyrider:
Those dirty biafrans will soon invade this thread to display their hypocrisy. Abia state is worse than latrin pit but they won't complain as long as PDP holds sway. The Hausa Fulanis doesn't even count them worthy of PDP presidential ticket despite years of slavery for PDP. Today they want biafra, tomorrow they lick PDP scrotum. I remember how many of their people begged me to take them to Lagos for better life during my NYSC days in the east. Tinubu this, tinubu that yet ifesinachi buses are filled with ipobs on a daily basis trooping to lagos for greener pastures. I have never seen a more confused set of people.

before the election una blame ipob for everything, during the election ipob, even days after the election you are still lamenting about ipob wey nothing consign Dem with Edo election, my Yoruba Muslim brother, na so the election pain your ewedu skull reach??

Chai. And Solmus my Yoruba Muslim brother was already banking on election tribunal magomago spearheaded by our jagapant.. what a bad time to be a Yoruba Muslim

cc; simplyleo
These ipobs no go rest until Dem give we Yoruba Muslims hypertension, make una pity us small na.. see as my Muslim mouth don open yakata

Baawaa:
Obaseki is crying inside while his followers are making empty noise up and down

My Yoruba Muslim brother I no come see you for obaseki Victory threads, e shock you the way e shock me? join me and wail

Wicked wike really dealt with we Yoruba Muslims at the polls

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Simplyleo:
These ones have been crying inside my mention since morning probably for validation of their existence. Well, such validation is not within my powers. It is only the Most High that can confirm that with certainty. So i implore you all to seek His intervention.

In addition, can someone help me tell them i don't run a home for motherless babies? Cos i can't really understand why they have remained in my mention crying since morning.

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Lamentations 30:30 join me and wail my Yoruba Muslim brother

More pains to our ewedu Muslim skulls

TinubuGoQuench:
Cc: bighead9
Simplyleo

why una wan give simplyleo my Yoruba Muslim brother heart attack na? The hammering wey pdp give us on Saturday never do una??

The news bite my Muslim skull no be small, where can I buy ratak here in abeokuta?

We Yoruba Muslims were thoroughly decimated at the polls yesterday, why can't Edo be like Lagos and asslick Tinubu like we ewedu gobbling Muslims, I've been crying since morning, see as my Muslim mouth don open yakata

Sonnobax15:
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I swear this op na mugu well well..

and the mugu above me is even hailing him....

18-5=13......ask your grand father atiku what happened to him during the last presidential election.....

oshiobaba the great mathematician knows how to murder obaseki.....he wor surprise the mugu first before he go begin do he magic..

Sonorudeen my Yoruba Muslim brother walai the results pain me too no be small. Join me and wail

As a Yoruba Muslim I must admit the election results are giving me high blood pressure

And they showed his face?