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THIS IS ANFIELD

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Do you like spicy chicken?

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Tuface or Faze

Do u have tattoo?

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and there will be no master

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A polish couple were delighted when their long wait to adopt a baby came to an end. The adoption center called and told them that they had a wonderful Russian baby boy, and the couple took him without hesitation.
On the way home from the adoption center, they stopped by the local college so they each could enrol in night courses.
After they filled out the forms, the registration clerk inquired, "What ever possessed you to study Russian?"
The couple said proudly, "We just adopted a Russian baby, and in a year or so he'll start to talk. We just want to be able to understand him."

Three explorers are captured by a tribe in the Amazon jungle. The chief is going to punish the intruders.
He calls the first explorer to the front of the tribe and asks, "Death or Booka?" Well the explorer doesn't want to die, so he opts for booka. The tribe starts screaming BOOKA! and dancing around. the chief then rips the explorers pants off and bleeps him in the ass.
The chief calls the second explorer to the front and asks, "Death or Booka?" Well not wanting to die either, he opts for booka. The tribe again starts screaming BOOKA! and dancing around. The chief rips the second guys pants off and bleeps him in the ass.
The chief calls the third explorer to the front and asks, "Death or Booka?" Well the third guy has a little more self respect and thinks death would be better than being violated in front of hundreds of tribesman, so he opts for death.
The chief turns to the tribe and screams "DEATH BY BOOKA!"

11. "The difference between a drunk and a alcoholic is that a drunk doesn't have to attend all those meetings."
Arthur Lewis.
12. "I don't like people who take drugs, Customs men for example."
Mick Miller.
13. "I drink too much. The last time I gave a urine sample it had an olive in it."
Rodney Dangerfield.
14. "Real ale fans are just like train-spotters, only drunk."
Christopher Howse.
15. "Whiskey is by far the most popular of all remedies that won't cure a cold."
Jerry Vale
16. "Prohibition is better than no liquor at all."
Will Rogers.
17. "The answer to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a beer bottle, they're on TV."
Homer Simpson.
18. "Reality is just a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs."
Robin Williams.
19. "I know I'm drinking myself to a slow death, but then I'm in no hurry."
Robert Benchley.
20. "I exercise strong self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast."
WC Fields

1. "I've stopped drinking, but only while I'm asleep."
George Best.
2. "The best pitch I ever heard about cocaine was back in the early eighties when a street dealer followed me down the sidewalk going: I got some great blow man. I got the stuff that killed Belushi."
Denis Leary.
3. "All right, brain, I don't like you and you don't like me - so let's just do this and I'll get back to killing you with beer."
Homer Simpson.
4. "I'm not really a heavy smoker any more. I only get through two lighters a day now."
Bill Hicks.
5. "A woman drove me to drink, and I hadn't even the courtesy to thank her."
WC Fields
6. "I feel sorry for people who don't drink. They wake up in the morning and that's the best they're going to feel all day."
Dean Martin.
7. "What contemptible scroundrel stole the cork from my lunch?"
WC Fields
8. "I make it a rule never to smoke while I'm sleeping."
Mark Twain.
9. "What I like to drink most is wine that belongs to others."
Diogenes.
10. "I always keep a stimulant handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy."
WC Fields

1. "You know you're getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you're down there."
George Burns.
2. "He is alive, but only in the sense that he can't be legally buried."
Geoffrey Madan
3. "A man's only as old as the woman he feels."
Groucho Marx.
4. "People ask me what I'd most appreciate getting for my eighty-seventh birthday. I tell them, a paternity suit."
George Burns.
5. "I don't feel old. I don't feel anything until noon. Then it's time for my nap."
Bob Hope
6. "When I was a boy, the Dead Sea was only sick."
George Burns
7. "I don't plan to grow old gracefully. I plan to have face-lifts until my ears meet."
Rita Rudner.
8. "I do wish I could tell you my age but it's impossible. It keeps changing all the time."
Greer Garson.
9. "Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples."
George Burns
10. "Another good thing about being poor is that when you are seventy your children will not have declared you legally insane in order to gain control of your estate."
Woody Allen

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Funny

1. "It's not that I'm afraid to die, I just don't want to be there when it happens."
Woody Allen.
2. "The trouble with heart disease is that the first symptom is often hard to deal with - sudden death."
Michael Phelps
3. "I was with this girl the other night and from the way she was responding to my skillful caresses, you would have sworn that she was conscious from the top of her head to the tag on her toes."
Emo Philips.
4. "For three days after death, hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off."
Johnny Carson.
5. "A grave is a place where the dead are laid to await the coming of the medical student."
Ambrose Bierce
6. "If your time hasn't come, not even a doctor can kill you."
MA Perlstein
7. "At my age I do what Mark Twain did. I get my daily paper, look at the obituaries page and if I'm not there I carry on as usual."
Patrick Moore.
8. "I don't want to achieve immortality through my work, I want to achieve it through not dying."
Woody Allen.
9. "There are three natural anaesthetics: Sleep, fainting, and death."
Oliver Wendell Holmes
10. "Either he's dead or my watch has stopped."
Groucho Marx.

1. "As long as a woman can look ten years younger than her own daughter, she is perfectly satisfied."
Oscar Wilde.
2. "I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb, and I also know that I'm not blonde."
Dolly Parton.
3. "One of the reasons I don't see eye to eye with Women's Lib is that women have it all on a plate if only they knew it. They don't have to be pretty either."
Charlotte Rampling.
4. "When women kiss it always reminds me of prize fighters shaking hands."
HL Mencken.
5. "Direct thought is not an attribute of feminity. In this, women are now centuries behind man."
Thomas Edison
6. "When a woman becomes a scholar there is usually something wrong with her sexual organs."
Friedrich Nietzsche
7. "Sensible and responsible women do not want to vote."
Grover Cleveland, Former US President (1905)
8. "Show me a woman who doesn't feel guilt and I'll show you a man."
Erica Jong.
9. "Nature intended women to be our slaves. They are our property."
Napolean Bonaparte
10. "I only know that people call me a feminist whenever I express sentiments that differentiate me from a doormat or a prostitute."
Rebecca West.

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