₦airaland Forum

tillaman:

I am left handed so it was hard getting this lister to start but with time I understood the trick but you see the day that roller hit my dad on his knee baba sat down on the floor I no fit laugh ooo, i don warn am but that Crazy afternoon was humbling for my pops, baba no gree look my face I come dey pity am say see my Superman o
that was the last time he touched the lister, ours was so powerful that it powers our electric iron that year, 2007 or there about

that gen fit power a whole street

Explorers:
Lister multipurpose diesel engine.

Buy and attach to alternator with two drums filled with water(Hot&Cold water).

Do not move closer to this engine if you're wearing agbada or Tie.


To start, you need to roll with one hand and the other hand on the choke at the same time.

When you roll fast enough, shift the choke and it picks.

When hear the pick sound with vibration, 'gba gba gba gba' remove the starter/roller.

Failure to do so, RUN.

my neighbor lose guard and dey metal nack him bone for leg hear shout

MARSONE:
So a friend sent me a job advert on LinkedIn of a firm looking for a Steam experienced 3rd marine engineer to work on an FPSO in Nigeria.

I sent out my CV to the firm and they got back to me 4 days later asking me to look at the pay scale and reaffirm if they should proceed with the process.

Looking at the pay scale, it was way below what I was expecting and I had to reject it with the below message.

I will be willing to discuss further if the pay is in dollars and monthly take home is above $3500.

NB:

I am UK schooled with all the necessary certifications and very well experienced in my field with double digit years (12 years) experience.

show us ur account balance and I hope u are not washing plates in a restaurant in London by day and security by night

Buhari is a disaster

Hunchogee:
I’m sure you don’t have brains

na people like una go stand collect 400 naira,a cup of rice and one cube of maggi to vote useless politicians

Our firefighter will rather sleep than go on such errands wen common to off fire close to their building na war

India and Africa no difference just that they are more concerned with wat the worship than we

It's not all about building but to make it employer of labour and not a white elephant project that will grow grass after 2023.

The good thing is she will still return to him and collect another round

redroom:
How about the Government sealing of thr land and putting a sign post that the place is illegal?

No they will keep quiet and collect money

Years later they demolish

na those greedy people around especially communities were sell the land knowing it's not supposed to be so

Mcslize:
How does one know it's government own land? And what are the required land approvals one should make research on before mounting a building? Any insight will be highly welcomed.

inquirie 1st if the land is for commercial or residential or industrial? Then after ur confirmation check if the community owns it or state or federal government. After confirming all this do the required stuffs to legally get the land and follow instructions Because another thing government uses to bulldoze houses is a little document in which u specify they type of house u want to build and wen the come the ask for that lil document so from there u will know if u go get to bribe ur way out

erico2k2:
It is safe to say the state gave them permission to build lol

Nope Federal government land is located in all states as and can do as the please.

Peterobiisathie:
Where are the Lagos is no man's land crews?
Come and wail here again

na federal government do am not state

Akwamkpuruamu:
This matter no concern me. Don't buy gazetted land for whatever reason... E no de end well

avoid federal government land

izzou:


[color=royalblue]It is only in Nigeria that government agents would sell a parcel of land to you, using government documents

The same government that deems it illegal won't stop you from building. After a decade, they would come back and say it's illegal.

Did this people buy the land from a roadside mechanic? Their documents definitely have FHA receipts attached to it. I know someone that has this Phase 2 form from the same FHA

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it's a lie if u want to know where government land is go to FHA and make inquiries and u will be told where to buy land and we're not to. Avoid stories that touched before u shout wicked government that's a federal government land not state so do the people have C OF O?

Before buying land make sure it's not government own? Because government always warn people but the refuse to hear and our government na anytime the wake up they go dey pro-active. Before buying land make inquiry if it's government designated lands or not they people don't have C OF O and can't do anything

Shellsploit:
Na wa oooo
Is that fireman washing the banner @ pics 2

I say ehn

When ASUU are hampering on strike this president is the worst

alpharoyalty:
Still don't understand why the guy collapse.
Is it shock, drink, tripped or sheer excitement.

May the girl's soul rip.
Please don't let us be judgemental.
Death comes anytime.
But let us please be wary that life is short.

they have been stupendously high

No quick CPR administered to her. So all those shouting Cubana used her for blood money hope u can shut up

How will the friend even forgive u sef? Why can't me save der dick for side chicks or prostitute rather on lil gals were it's even a crime to have erection seeing them

Conglomerates of executive thieves u only see them in such occasion with no palliative but election time come,dey will be every where eating road side corn. But as they are enjoying na strictly on invitation

djflexcy:
My dog has been like this for the past 4days due to Tick paralysis, we have taken her to a Vet and there is no improvement.
Your suggestion is needed please we don't want to lose her

our vet are tactically useless it has 98% chances of dying. U waited for it to be completely down before treating it abi u sef get hand for it's death.

NwaNimo1:
Rented = Borrowed......

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this ur Airfrance fit make that useless deadmeat griller happy

RenaissanceGuy:
Very good. Africa needs to wean itself from the mentality that anything European or American is the best of its kind.

shut up

ivandragon:
One of the reasons why the country is in a mess.

They steal & destroy the State. Abuse the power they are given. Let loose their thugs & killers who then resort to robbery & kidnapping. Put the country into a state of lawlessness...

Then relocate with their families to better societies...

but he was already base there na so why the noise? No be the same una go queue collect 500 naira,one cup of rice and 2 maggi to vote them.

Always having a big mouth but wen fire comes,it's either no fuel or driver is out or no water or generator to pump. Then it will take them 3hours to arrive at the place of 10mins then everything is burnt

Destroy the environment and expect money for yourselves bunch of idiots. The forget company pays and does it's co-operate responsibility but the useless politicians and greedy elders will collect the money and eat then give boys change and tell dem to prostrate. Keep destroying it

younglleo:

Try remove all vaseline And olive oil available!
B4 matter change hands

no talk too much na gay or yahoo++

As na Yankee dem go vow to tackle delay

backbencher:
Well

1.OP you are comparing other cities capitals to your average Nigerian city..you should know that a capital is the showpiece.

2The reason why all Nigerian cities are underdeveloped is simple....we don't pay the taxes to make them developed. We are a resource dependent nation with a low GDP. Expecting us to be like Singapore with a GDP per capita of 60000 usd, while Nigeria is at 2400 usd. is like expecting miracles.

3.Instead of saying my city is better than yours, agitate for things like council taxes so that we can have better cities, and also vote in the right leaders.

Nigerian cities are all a mess, and we are doing nothing to make them better. All Nigerian cities.

4.Most Nigerians don't want to be like Singapore. You guys don't want to be industrial. You all want to fight over how money is shared at the center.

u forgot to add then hold elected officials accountable