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I haff Nothing to say

close your eyes Let's pray a

Go your blog copy am come paste here, weyrey!

ladies and gentleman, permit me to stand on existing protocols (if you like no permit me, you fit boil stone chop)
my name is thundar, and I shall fire anyone with myopia view of our ideologies!
Thank you!

Yes we know you want to say April fool, yet we still click to open
God is watching you

There is Nothing this OP will write here today that will reduce our (the fan) love for wrestling!

I don't care How they do it!
I just Enjoy the outcome!
so no matter How fake it is, I like to believe it's real and That's it!

Thanks though for your time

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I personally don't have any problem with either or not English is having a billion rules and regulations
my problem is

who is

Harper?? na him form the language?

4ortunex:
OMG see the first football match of the world

so there was a camera then, and there was also a big field too! and it was even a stadium, and much people were even interested to watch!!!

thumbs up

christiscomin:
See person thinking.

oh Oga Buhari you de here? Sorry oh

just try to read it with your eyes half opened!
Thank me later

HonOlagrace:
Its my first time working officially after Nysc, so I don't no if it's a crime to fall sick?

I fell sick(Malaria) on Wednesday around 9am@work,was able to manage myself till 1:30pm when my colleagues told me to go home when I couldn't cope. Got permission from the school's HM and left;was admitted at the hospital so I couldn't go to work yesterday but went today aganist the doctor 's advice that I still need to rest. Got to work today and was told that I was fired because I fell sick and was absent for a day & half.

My Question is, Is it a crime to fall sick when employed?

I think we should ask Buhari! he's the master of fall sick and take leave

[size=18pt]For those of you checking if the rope can or cannot do d job! Pls get d Same type of such rope and experiment! hang your neck to your fan Let's see because I too wanna know if d rope will do[/size]

I myself wrote this exam and am also waiting

Jmord:
is there anything wrong with sharing your knowledge and telling them what you invented?

You have just learnt something new and ought to appreciate instead of painting a post blue when it is dark.
Thanks

Bros which part you intent

the universal charger?

or the Nokia battery

or the darkroom

Bros light de to charge battery take drive mosquito na im I no on FAN for their father nyash?

There is Nothing that will not happen in this country just pray I don't be first to experience any new things

cool

helinues:
Just imagine..

Una Don snap finish
Oya return the phones

Vicolan:
PLEASE TAKE YOUR TIME TO READ ALL


THIS IS FROM GUIDER PETER AKINOLA WHO ATTENDED ABUJA GUIDERS MEETING ADRESSED BY GUIDERS YINKA(NO 2 GUIDER) ,NWABUBA AND OTHER


"WE'RE HERE TO EDUCATE PEOPLE ON WHAT *MMM* IS ALL ABOUT

Op I would av said you are yet another scam

But I chose not to say so

I would av said THANK GOD I DID NOT JOIN MMM
I would av said SORRY FOR THE PEOPLE WHOSE MONEY WERE LOST
I would av said MMM WARNED YOU TO USE SPARE MONEY
I would av also said GOVERNMENT TRIED TO WARN YOU BUT YOU SAID na your money


so many things I would av said but I chose to keep quiet and read comments

ADEWUMIMichael:
please nairalanders, i have been wondering of where to get a genuine answer to this question i wanna ask, before my mind pop up that i have some mature people here on nairaland,






i have a girlfriend, she was born on febuary 29th some years back, buh unfortunately this year february is ending on 28th, please she's confused on when to celebrate her birthday....






Please my girl is confused, she said this is the first time it happened like that since she started celebrating her birthday though she's not too old, she's a small bae,




She want to know the actual date she'll be celebrating her birthday 'cos i heard that it's called something leap year and it usually occur four-four years


I'll be very grateful if Bro Mod can help me push this to front page

it's either she celebrate it on the 28 or once in four years

Abeg Nairaland no be textbook land oh How person go just come paste Watin pass textbook say make person read

but I just finished using d night sub this morning

His first qualification is that he is young and energetic!
cement factory where Una de? Stone people! Ah, construction
one of Una de look for Una

but op you no go any kind of school?

Airtel

Mtn and Airtel just throw me two heavy bombs, I no even know which direction I wan die go!