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Before to see nyash you open pant

...

now to see pant you open nyash

they think it's by scoring 250

Ladies and Gentlemen,

I want to predict that in the nearest future,

Will just go to the nearest software store and buy any version of android and straight to flashing with SP Flashtool!!

If you support this, let me hear you say Yeah!

You and that Mtn guy wa de reply you can lie for Africa, it is the very same plan that am using to type this!

Horlufemi:
take it or leave it, post-nigeria.com is a misinformation site.

[size=16pt]My friend even a eclectic watch sometimes tell the real time[/size]

There are days I don't even use up to 20mb and it will just stop browsing, I guess it's by luck right now

The only correct English that people understand is


Foreign Rice for that shop na 350 for mudu


Ah

You have spoken the English of the age!

My people are hungry!

So weather my barber, barber your barber or both barbers decide to barber each other all na nice cut!

AM PROUD TO HAVE GRADUATED FROM POLY

QUOTE ME ANY DAY, ANY TIME

Mimzyy:
I am surprised. Zenith usually does an auto reversal. You should go and pressure em a bit.

I myself am surprised

mrtomola:
Oga go and do werey for dem for d branch wey you opened d account. Same thing happened to me in January with my Fidelity bank account. I complained and fill out a form, I was told it would be refunded after 7days but waited for 2weeks and nothing happened. I went to their office in Ikeja one day like that and told their BM I won't leave here today until I get my money back. They begged me and said lot of stuffs but I didn't leave o. I stayed for up to 4hours at d BM office and before I leave that very day, I received an alert of 40k that was debited without dispensing that day o. Oga ! Werey loba de o.

I really need to find time go craze for this people Baba

collab:
I have the same experience with zenith on Sunday. Till now my 20k was not refunded. I will visit the Bank tomorrow and update you.

That's total nonsense, what if it was an emergency! these people self

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Nairaland

Pls I need help and advice
I don't even know the right section to post this topic!

On 31St of March, 2017, I was trying to withdraw with my ATM from my bank Zenith! I had 25thousand naira in the account and wanted to withdraw 12k and the machine responded UNABLE TO DISPENSE CASH but I was debit, I received the alert, I went further to use the other ATM machine and this time around it was successful and I withdrew 13k instead!

since that day I waited for my refund and Nothing happened, I sent a message their mail Zenithdirect to which they responded and asked for some details still the money was not refunded! so I had to go to the bank myself on the 4th of April!

A dispense error form was given to me to fill and I was told that I will get my response within 48hours. I waited still Nothing happen, people around told me to Wait for 7working days yet no refund, I have been so occupied these days that I don't have chance to go back to the bank.

Pls advice me what Next to do, if you have experience Anything like this Pls share! I really need this money, if not for Anything, it's my money!

CC

Nairaland
lalasticalala
seun

LegalBaby:
Thats small. Mine is bigger

show Me!

Wonders of the WORLD
my be She's teaching How to flog devil!

Wonders of the WORLD

A Nice one
to be edited!

Congratulations!
space booking!

Wow! amazing!
booked

RedCard88:
Thunder strike all dat wil come here forming team virgin. PRETENDERS

Present Sir!

striking begin immediately!

Smellymouth:
Cynthia : Smelly baby how you doing?

Smelly: I am fine, Cynthia.

Cynthia: You just sidelined me, no calls or text from you again or did I offend you.

Smelly : No you didn't.

Cynthia: Okay, are you at home so I can come over. I hope you are alone..

Smelly : Yes i'm at home and I am alone..

Cynthia: No problem, let me dress up.

Smelly ::
Me, quickly go and sweep house.
Me, arrange every where.
Me, wash toilet and bathroom.
Me, spray perfume everywhere.
Me, buy indomie and four eggs.
Me, buy condom four packs.
Me, buy Manpower, Alomo, Ogidiga, Ori Malu, Webo, Osomo and tramadol and takes them.
Me, buy fuel and blue films.
Me, wait for Cynthia calls.
Me, call Cynthia she no pick.
Me, hear okada sound I rush go look.
Evening reach Cynthia no come.
Cynthia now calls;..

Cynthia: Smelly, I cannot make it"

Smelly : Whaaaaaaat? & You think you will make it in life?
Thunder strike you, swine.

present sir! better striking!

victoronyekwelu:
Next time u post sh!t u gonna get spiritual slap but for nw enjoy the thunder i just sent to fire u

present sir

Ah!!! That means Cameleon72 loves me because she has been showing these signs!

The funny part is that some will click and view the picture then come back here to

"La click la mend"

only a fool advertises his weapon to his enemy before a fight!

I smell foolishness!!

Poverty is a bastard oh!,

space booked! Nothing mankind no go ever see

Fool number 1

skarz:
what's your point...so you opened a thread to display you stupidity or to show us that you now know how to create thread abi

Fool number 2

NLProblemChild:
I wish i can cast spell on dz OP.

I dont understnd his point. Is he tryna to discourage jambites or what.

myopic stupid idiots!
can't think beyond their nose!

I went to a bank today and I saw hundreds of jamb students queued wanting to buy jamb form under hot sun, and they were complaining that they are suffering and I was just shaking my head and laughing

Is that one suffering
By the time you gain admission, you will understand the full meaning of suffering!

When Next you see a graduate you will appreciate them knowing that they av passed through whatever it is that you are facing today and even more!

Shout out to all GRADUATES!

Iphone greedy with price
you see ordinary
iphone 7 for N480000 this is the salary of a Nigeria police officer for a year and 6months

my dear which stinginess pass this one