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Notoriousking:
I'm 20

d dude says "I'm 20" like it's a certificate for dating girls! my friend Go and make money! by d time you come to d house with your SUV it will be d brothers themselves welcoming you!

[size=25pt]How old are you?
Many responds!
1. fine 2. Am older than I was last year and younger than I would be next year 3. Am old enough to get you pregnant 4. Old enough to know my fundamental human right 5.Very, old [/size]

oh God! another Sorry ass!
airtel bla bla bla bla
drop d sim if you don't want to keep using it and stop being a scam!

Weedcrusher:
My DP without my permission

Bros How I for take know na? I de use just see everybody pp?

I fell so fall

Bros na wa oh, I no put girl for my room oh! this one wa you just face me like say I steal your quarter bag of rice!

[size=20pt]You met her in church? is that What They do in CHURCHES these days??

BLOOD OF HIS SON! [/size]

xykms101:
Religious bigot ... Lord's anointed indeed , keep wallowing in your mumuism till eternity.

fvck you dude and always read my signature before you quote me next time! I don't know Who d hell you think you are to judge others But even righteous David did not kill Saul, just because God anointed him!
so go n fvck yourself!

For everyone that has opened their mouth to speak against the Lord's Anointed, God forgive you all!

Who are we to judge?

we will understand it better by and by!!!

A pastor is not a politician, any pastor that leaves his ministry for politics have left d first calling (Ernestly contend...)

Pls don't fall for anyone, stand for them:

well my advice: when love comes it knocks you down, it's not something you allow yourself to do, it's What yourself allow you to do! if it's love then you will not need to ask!

Dipo2020:
PLS MY HOTSPOT IS NO LONGER WORKING ON MY LAPTOP THROUGH MY BB Q10. CAN U HELP

some few cause of d problem is the laptop discovering d networks availability? is it refusing to connect to d network or has it connected to d hotspot already and refuse to connect to internet? or is it not even seeing d network availability?

when you follow de raise hand for question wa you no know d answer and the teasher accidentally point you! Welcome to OYO state

gj22:
See this ode! You are paying for something yet you claim they are "giving" you? Kid doesn't even know his right as a customer

50naira for 1.5gb Bro That's just like a gift, you don't have any fvcking right instead you have left. and since They decided to raise d price you could have just left instead of complains!

CosmicJames:
Lol... I no vex o. I just want u to know say no body is an island. We all need each other so no one should be proud or boastful.

Let me now answer ur question. The code is *131*103#

Wait, before u dial that code, know that there r terms and conditions.

I like you Bro: no gay though

CosmicJames:
Bros, no be just now u tell me say I dey send u message like say u dey work for Airtel? I dey work for MTN? Y u com dey ask me code naa?

ha ha ha this guy go like quarrel pass fight! no vex enjoy yourself!

CosmicJames:
No p.
I'm suspecting that it ll work. I think I ll try am since I hav modem. That is if I really care about this plan because, at the moment, I'm rocking MTN 8g for 2k valid for 30days.

What's d code for that one? I did one 7gb for 1month sometimes around July! I really rock am

ultmatmus:
me sef still dey use ma 20gb i subbed the third day it was released i knew it wouldnt last long before they cap it.....

I use mine to watch videos with Facebook app! that Burns it Very fast

CosmicJames:
Ok. It ll be very interesting if it does. Do try n let me know whether it works.

see as the guy de send me message like say I de work for Airtel! Bros I no go fit try am because I no get modem, na hotspot I de rock!

CosmicJames:
Works on modem?

never tried it!

Cletus77:
wow just enlighten me small,hw much and how many mb?

now it's 2gb am hearing some people saying 200mb But as at when I did it was 20gb! price 200naira

Hey Bro just one word: Don't snitch

I know a guy that hatted snitching so much that he committed suicide and did not know because he don't want to be a snitch!

A cut from everybody hates Chris

chumakk:
Free basics is a facebook project. If not, airtel would have changed it.
20g is a scam. They are giving 200mb now.
25 naira was first provided by MTN.
160mb free? Is it what is making you to defend a fraud network

so why you de cry? if I was giving you something and decided to stop giving you What would you do? fight me? keyboard warrior, go Sue them na!
Naija too like free things

chumakk:
[s]One word: They can't fund the plan the first place. If you remember they stop it at the launch time, deduct customers money without giving them data and now they increase the price from 50 to 200 without informing customers then getting back some money they have lost. And another reason is airtel is managed by very untrustworthy team and CEO. If you place high value on morals and right way of business pls don't work with them they will teach how to lie and cheat. Their customer care agents are sounding like reboot now " your issue will be resolved in next 12 hours". Pls avoid them if you do contract business because they might not paid you by the end of day. I want to use this opportunity to thank etisalat, they seems to be losing in this data war but they haven't cheat on their customers, promise something and pull back like crooked airtel network and for having the best customer agent that can give you free mins when they offend you.[/s]

Nice Speech! at least you could go and start your own service Providing company! still rocking airtel
#Free Basics
#20gb Social Bundle
#25 naira night plan

# Airtel I Thank you for that 1.5gb night plan even the price has been increased, at least I was able to update my system's software, downloaded a lot of movie, was watching YouTube like it's a free to air channel, downloaded so many tutorials, attended many online classes! used up almost 50gb in 2 weeks! I know Nigerians especially d unlearned ones will never appreciate But some of us are different so we Thank you n hope for more in d future!

Cletus77:
but can i get the validity period?

almost a month it's 25days!

Walexsammy:
if dem bring programming languages now, u go still deviate....we sabi una type

Bros you see Who you de quote so? na thunder oh, him go strike you oh!

boostdom:
@Thundar, people like you are what is wrong with education in general and the computer science field in specific. Limited by triviality, you constrain a field of knowledge into a cliche. Computer science until few decades ago was known as computational science and was under the department of mathematics. Infact, in some schools all over the world, it is a double major with mathematics. While in some schools all over the world, it is a double major with engineering, like in MIT, Boston where it is offered as computer science & electrical engineering.

If indeed you studied computer science, you had realise that all those who had a role in the evolution of computer science as a field of study were either mathematicians or physicists or engineers. Because many of the frameworks have been laid by these founding fathers and great developers, people like you are just unabashedly users of tools created.

So I ask, what are the more serious stuffs done in computer science that does not require the knowledge of maths? Even the simplest loop in algorithm requires algebra.

I asked for the programming lang you claimed you are well versed in and you link me with a copy-paste page filled with scripting jargons? Damn, ignorance is truly like a prison with invisble bars.

How far? you don preach finish? I just got back from 4days ban for posting that source code! I would like to explain a lot of things you don't know, But it seems you are MR KNOW ALL! Computer is my field, wanna keep talking? talk to my recycle bin

Cletus77:
oboy this kind plan exist? Well its just a night plan and after morning it expires right?

it's not a night plan, it's a social plan that works for Opera mini, Facebook and whatsapp

boostdom:
So, in your computer science, you skipped courses like algebra, vectors & geometry, mechanics, calculus & trig, differential maths, real analysis etc? Which school did you study your own computer science?

So what programming language do you only understand? You people sef.

Bros I like your type, you like wahala pass yourself! There is something you don't understand, in your first level, mathematics and physics are just preliminaries, later on in your study you do serious stuff that you will not have a single time for maths: you things say computer science na to de move mouse??

You want to know d language I know? Start with this


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