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jnrbayano:
Don't try this my friend cos you will loose your confidence infront of them.

All I reckon is to tell them that they can't be the president of this country, teacher, doctor, Engineer, Lawyer, Banker, Scientist, Agricurist, Economist etc if they don't learn other subjects.

This is called "motivation"

..and again, no question is ridiculous in class.

Confidence? me, loose confidence that's not just impossible it is unpossible !

asking a question that does not relate to what am teaching you in class is ridiculous!

well my student know to do better than ask a stupid question in my class! fear self no go allow you to be stupid!

I always tell them, if one day you forget all you are learning today, don't forget one think "don't be stupid"

There is this book titled: . How make you begin de talk like oyimbo . by . Onoriode (of extended family)

igorekpengmail:
Spartoo,


More than half of these skills I strongly possess, a graduate of computer science, developed a cgp calculator. Developed a medsoft, a cbt app, a banking app, datadriven website etc, strong data analysis, problem solving from algorithm, flow chart, psuedocode. All access and mysql data backend.

Kindly assist me Bro, I gat no job.
I don't mind relocating(to Lagos)

with all these skills you still gat no job? you must be jobless Bro!

Presently am a teacher!

and if any of my student ask me such ridiculous question, my answers will be:

1. Both of us are not hear to learn! you are the one who's here to learn

2. you are like a farm, every seed planted in you will be required of you! since different farmers have planted different seeds in you, nature demands they require their seeds from you!

3. And finally: that is what you pay for! if you want to attend a single class and write a single exam go and learn hand work n stop wasting your parents money!

now sit down!

where is it?
oh wait
you want me to first go to your profile,
then check the picture
then return here to decide Yes or no?
How much you go pay?

Some of us have jobs and mistake it for career! tonight let me education you (according to Jeniva)

A Job!
any work you are doing and you always wants the time to move fast So you can close and rush home That's a job! the bad part is that in a job time always move slowly, some lazy workers do some funny things to while away time But still it still slow and steady!
for example, some workers will hid in the toilet in the name of whiling away time.
some will work, work, work, work hoping they've worked for like five hours only to check d time and discovered it's 35minutes! in a job you always have a Boss!
finally in a job all you think of is the pay! sometimes even before the pay arrives you have d map of spending!

A Career
when you have a career, time is always running! always against you! your time runs like a BMW on express! you check time now 8.35am in the next 10minutes you check and it's 12.15pm!

in a career, you will be late to some and many places!
in a career, you are either a boss, or something close!
in a career your major focus is your ambition and goals!

when people are complaining and managing their 10percent deduction, they increase it to 15percent: them wan finish the borrowed credit make I still pay!

Wow! So this is the new method of buying cheap bags of rice in Nigeria!

You DontMinit

You press and suck breasts = 10k

Kiss lips = 10k

Press nyash = 10k

Suck and finger pussy = 10k

And you can't ask for your balance instead you rape Hmmm!

Sango must hear this

Etisalat had become a slap from Sango the god of thunder for those using it

Op Jar Jehovah Emmanuel is coming for you!

aieromon:
Jumping from one tariff plan to the other within 30 days is NOT free.

Bros are you in this same year with us? Or are you quoting from 2014?

happy Sunday!

more

Instead of selling your kidney in the name of iPhone 7, buy these cheap phones and rest well. ladies and gentlemen,
THE EYE PHONE!

ShaqFu:
It's not my fault you can't read, is it? neither is it my fault you're a piss poor twerp with bricks for brains.

now piss off!

hahaha I just enjoy when people fight over nothing!

sorry dude, I rather peace out!

receive a thundar strike!

People are doubting 256gb when there is a 2TB flash

where or what's the cure??

ShaqFu:
Oh do shut up you twisted loser. don't be so shamed that the only solace you find is the internet which is of course, where you're not only irrelevant, but inconsiquential and a total loser.

your pained existence is the bane of your foolish existence, feel free to kill yourself along with your brothers and sisters, and kill you father while you're at it too.

sex starved bastard! foolish paedophile, abhorent baboon like you will forever be tormented by me.

I wait for you to carry out ur threat, Nd if you don't, Sango will strike you dead! so the world will be rid of your foolishness and stupidity!

glorified chimpanzee like you!

Just what I expected ! who read all those?

even his village people are rejecting him lol!

by the way what's d name of this your textbook

ProfTea5:


Fire the ediot called joseph1832.

Idiot joseph1832! receive fire and go back to your village people!!!

ShaqFu:
Do you blame the foolish fool? when a line cost 50K and a triumph phone cost 75K, do you think this idiot who calls himself proftea1 and his many shades of stupidity could even afford to tell his fucked_Up father to buy one, talkless of his whore_ of a mother.

I tell you, this modafucker who call himself a stupid professor of chemistry is a defunct nitwit come certified nincompoop.

imagine the cross section between a fool and a LovePeddler is shouting like a dog in hit that "this even over" not knowing it was over the day his father and his legion of demons deposited the demented watery semen that produced the advocatus diabolie cum purus idiota that is him!.

this rhesurus monkey will forever be a shamed fool who complained because I failed to give a sex stories for him and his confused demented father to want on!

proftea1, proftea2, proftea3, proftea4, proftea5, proftea6, you are a loser, a demented monkey, an anorexic bullimic!

thundar faya you and your entire generation! i'm still waiting for you, you said it's not over, I'm waiting.

this site won't contain the two of us.

purus idiota like you.

Bros I Don show! Who make I fire

OP in Big Cass voice: there is only one world to describe you, and am going to spell it out for you!
C
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A
Z
E na im de worry you!

I just hope no be my future wife you meet de call jaja girl because d way I go so much strike you eh! you go know say I be thunder!

WTF? like What The Fvck
funny
airtel What the fvck plan ha ha ha

Isolrit!

danzycool:
hi guys, i didn't mean to hurt you, this method works for me before i posted, however you shouldn't be mad at me. I and my team will work hard to bring more cheats and offers, perhaps you can do yourself good by adding me close.

imagine d way he is sounding like a cheat team Lord! my friend you n your team should go and play football!

Who team epp!

ErnieSmallzz:
*in beyonce voice* Who run the world? GIRLS, GIRLS

GIRLS RUNS THE WORLD!

MONEY RUNS THE GIRLS!

GUYS RUNS THE MONEY!

just like son, and grandfather relationship!