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clems93:
As I said, your beat option is to order via a sales agent

your beat option!
if they can't spell well How should we trust them!
jumia and Lie!!!!!!! you guy know d pics

Babzilla:
Rice when dem dey export go other countries.
Thats where the real money is there is a nice racket going on.
I learnt the big businessmen export the rice to tuese WAfrican countries, collect dollars in exchange, come back change the dollars here

maybe Na this rice business go sure pass oh!

ImDFavoured1:
yung man, it's competition. Buy from werever it plizies u

He is calling me a young man and am laughing in broken English!

I would love to just strike you now but, let me do press up

Na So! and d rice no de ever reach to harvest!
CONTINUE!

Oga Jumia who you epp


so jumia do not regulate prices because I have a phone to sell I can just put any price I like Abi

CONTINUE

DjAndroid:
This story is disjointed. I didn't even understand after reading through twice.

your own was even 3 this is my 13th times and with a dictionary don't just know what to check!


@ OP explain yourself better and get helped

Na NOTEBOOK them take de write WAEC nowadays

diehardanusfan:
am abiru kunle chukwuemeka(diehardanusfan) i reside in damboa
working class
i need a lady for a serious relationship

pics below

Bro if you need a DATE check Calendar and allow me to sleep

she wants to drive me crazy is she crazy?? do I look crazy she should buy a crazy car and put a crazy fuel then drive in a crazy way!

the guy above me though! all this kind people wa like quarrel pass fight, maybe he is new to nairaland

since am not crazy to be driven crazy, let's here what d guy below me has to say!

Make Una no start that bellow and above me stuff make I no fire you oh @ Porter above me

Let me show all Nairalanders pepper!!!

Hey all

See pepper

Niggas be like, you eh! I go show you pepper today!

Which Rita Dominic? The old one or another one, Rita Dominic wa I don de watch her film since I was a kid

mhiz:
what story?

Say you bad n you like de show yourself

I don de look for you make I strike you since

mhiz:
Was this supposed to be a joke or what

Oh Na you be Mhiz: I here your story!

freesinzu:
Before he escapes

Ah Bro you be mallam

GUYS! You won't believe this but I saw devil today and the guy was fresh, his black was even shining, I could not believe my eyes!

Here was a little convo between us

Thundar: Ah devil, na you be this?

Devil: (Drinking 5 alive juice) eh na, na me na, Watin you expect

Thundar: na wa oh, for this country wa people de die for hunger?

Devil: exactly!!!!

Thundar: come I no understand, How comes na?

Devil: guy na wa for you oh, you no de see

Thundar: Ah see Watin na?

Devil: (shaking his head) You self na wa oh, you no know say before if people die, Devil, person mad, Devil, hunger de, Devil, Accident, Devil, Church prayers, Devil everything Devil even things wa I no do I no de even sleep well for night because them just wan end my career oh

Thundar: ehen, things still de the same na, no be them still u de blame every day

Devil: Chai, (shaking his head continuously) this guy de funny me, you no de see say now na Buhari?? Everything now na Buhari if person die them go say na hunger, if accident happen na hunger, person mad na hunger, Buhari even church prayers now all na Buhari Omo this days I de sleep wella

Thundar: Chai na True oh! So as things de roll like this Watin de for boys na

CC: Nairaland

Devil: guy na wa for you oh for this Buhari regime??

So everyone must lie now Abi

Mike Tyson wan fight gorilla Abi!!! Continue, power de shark you!

Billyonaire:
Bros, you just missed better meat. How else did you expect a savvy street girl to react when 'visited' by a husband material ? Abi make she tell you say she come hustle due to this recession ?

Believe me the lady would have appreciated you more, if you took her to your home and hosted her for a couple of days and given her 50k which is what I would have done. Because there was no fight anywhere, there was no boyfriend anywhere neither was there a birthday celebration anywhere.

If you want to ask about the color of nights, contact cows like us. We have been sleeping outdoor, we know the nights and we know their different stories.

Its good to do charity, but know your needy. A decent lady would have gone to church or even gone back to her boyfriend's place and ask to sleep till next day. Not a bar.

Did this guy call himself a COW who d fvck does that

Op What's her name?
Olamide de ask you who you epp now Watin you go talk!
A good Samaritan in Buhari regime That's Wow!!!

But one thing I know: All guys were born good until something happened!

I don't understand How people just expects us to rejoice over our bad roads because we saw other people's own are worse!

pathetic!

suzan404:
I can relate to everything,oya come and force me

is it to come and force you or to come n marry you

This has been the Polytechnic grading system all the while! What's up with Uni?

you like the way we roll? no problem roll with us!! (please don't quote me oh! all this Uni boys wa like fight pass change! )

phemmyraph:
Guess what guys, out of curiosity I tried to recharge my N200 with a random MTN code and boom!! I received N800. I'm really excited.

You can try it out my discovery, follow this steps:

1. Turn off your mobile data

2. Dial *888*Rechargepin#

3. Turn on your mobile data

Voila!! Enjoy your credit

Brother Why you lie oh!!!!

random kini my brother who de use Mtn 200naira de play Kai brother your lie grab!

The first time I saw an erected joystick was mine, it was tiny like the remains of a HB pencil! But today junior Don grow, somebody say Okpakati(from nobody to some big thing )

[size=25pt]I stop reading when I see that 1000years ago! I be like: Oboy which time them invent Biro na!!! Edo state? 1000years? ancestors?? haba Bros! [/size]

Dear Nigeria!

glo is our own Nigeria network!

let's just try our best to support their effort even if it means just buying the sim and keeping it under your pillow lol. at least when they ask you as a patriot you will say of course I have d sim, But am not using it because their network is like a slap from Sango: the gods of thunder!


Pls abeg make we help them!.

deltateam:
You will be making a huge mistake if you think as a teacher that you already know it all with that attitude of yours;"both of us are not here to learn".
With the help of information technology, it is possible for a student to be ahead of the teacher in knowledge through research and information. The duty of a teacher in this modern time is to create an atmosphere conducive for learning to ensue through good classroom management. A teacher is a facilitator of learning.

Now you shouldn't shout down at a student for asking a question which you did in your last sentence. It does not encourage learning. When you keep shouting and intimidating your students, no one will wish to speak nor even answer your own questions. So then how will guage that they learnt? Set an exam? You will be surprised at the number of mass failure.

from the way you are sounding, you have no teaching experience Bro!
come back to real life, there are teachers that take mess, there are those that give mess and there those that neither takes no give a mess!

remember those teachers that walk pass your windows in your secondary school days and without any one talking to you, you start adjusting your uniform? remember How you don't dare play in their class when they are teaching remember How you don't play when their tests or exams are approaching?

those where the teachers that built me, and those are the type that I follow their steps to build disciplinarians for tomorrow! if you have the guts to ask that question in my class I bet your mates will clap for you after d class.

the first school I thought I was playing with the student (students friend )and I discovered when you begin to play with students they take you for granted! av been teaching for years now and being strict is what the student needs!

and for your first paragraph: Am the IT staff in my school, and there is no way you can get ahead of me! no no no! I don't just know what I teach But av experienced what I teach!