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Buhari d scammer.. Which kind format e throw giv us so? no electricity for the past 4 days now ryt here in abuja oo.. Generators hustling everywhere like say na factory we dey.. Shioor

Then one mallam will b callin us lazy youths... Na lazy youth dey buy 7000 naira jersey?

Wizzy wizzy.... Jus imagining sweet things

Kante be thinking hard about life after football... Brother never wanna get broke

debygrin:
hmmn...as if u cn afford her

Lol....e pass money?

All dz worwor gals sha...

So, this is one of the achievements buhari was talking about today

Obviously. Buhari can keep deceiving his herdsmen, not me.

Whr is da stupid whistleblower, Deji Adeyanju wey dey beckon efcc on hushpuppi....?

Hin eyes go open x3 now coz e never even geh da kind money for hin life buh be wishin in hiz mind he owns dt money hush use flash... Lol

Bad belle pipu.

When buhari pipu are gud at charming snakes... Jus hire 10 of dem, problem solved. Myt not happen without casualties though.... Dtz y i recommend 10

I am for everybody(Katsina pipu & herdsmen) and i am for nobody (Other Nigerians)

Na katsina pipu collect d money... If u knw pipu dia, jus ask n confirm

This one is spiritual. E be like say her spiritual husband dey disvirgin her everynyt by ur syd or dem(including her) dey feast on blood every night. But whosr blood it is, i dunno.. She is well aware of what is going on.

And brother, your life and future isnt safe. You myt v bin caged sef. This is a strong spiritual issue. Forget say she dey pray, d devil kniws d bible better than most xtians, u hia?

Better you go for deliverance ursef.

Lovely dance moves. They must ve found themselves in a club

soberdrunk:
Aunty good evening oo!! All these 'yellow' ladies i Fear una ooo!! 9 out 10 'Yellow' ladies are from the marine world, the remaining 1 are normally 'hot tempered'! Aunty good evening once again!!!

My brother, prophesyyyyy... I dey enjoy u

Why are muslims making life so difficult as this?

Is she sick in her head? Degrade hijab like hijab is an holy material.... Muslims ve some serious problems in their heads. Na only una know God ni

Mk she go see prostitutes in hijab, mk she kuku die, ahhaa. Holier than thou mofos

Cocacola don kill pipu finish with their jedijedi drinks.... Itz alcohol 's turn

His village people finally caught up with him after so many years...

This kemi olunloyo woman don knack head for ground since she small..... E dey worry am

What would have buhari done?

I am for nobody

Buhari will blame Obasanjo and Jonathan for that now oo... Just wait for him

E don start his bragging nonsense again.

Na Real madrid team win cup, not him.. Mk he no dey form lyk say na only him play and score against liverpool.

Gareth Bale wey score spectacular goals in d final sef no run mouth.

Lol.. Buhari issue again?

ANSOM:
Could this be an impending volcanic eruption?

Before a volcano erupts, there is normally an increase in earthquakes and tremors near and under the volcano. These are caused by magma (molten rock) pushing upward through the rock under the volcano.

The ground may crack open and allow steam to escape.

Gases such as carbon dioxide and hydrogen sulfide, a gas that smells like eggs gone bad, frequently are present and escape in seams along mountainous rocks.

Hot springs in the area around the volcano may appear or change in appearance and temperature.

It is really shocking that so-called "Environmental Analysts" couldn't decipher what is about to happen and "Health Experts" are advising residents in the area to take "2 tins of milk daily to prevent a health crisis.

So laughable!

Lalasticlala

Why didnt they just consult this geologist instead, ehn? Before they start saying amhadioha needs 7 fowl heads to stop it

Buh heaven will fall if Jonathan is prosecuted, innit?

I pray for Ramos this morning, that a more wicked soul will render one of his legs useless soon.

Ramos has been doing this evil for long. Wicked heart

God be like..... Guy, you going nowhere. Death sef yinmu on him when he was climbing the pole

iphoneios:
Looted Funds

Yea, haven't you heard that recovered looted funds are 65% re-looted?

Source: myself

kimbraa:
Let me take a leaf off Adichie's Harvard speech.

"Sometimes, your choices will not align with your ideologies. You know why? Humans are flawed".

What amazes me the most is how Nigerian guys spend so much time just to discourse feminism or denigrate women while these ladies keep getting wiser by each passing day. You'll soon blame feminism for being the reason for your downfall.

Itz okay if you took a branch of leaves off her speech.

What ladies are getting wiser? Lol. The leaf you took off her speech still applies to you in this context as well. Its like saying coz women inequality is debatable, that makes guys, what? fools? Excuse me miss feminist. Coz you are pro-feminist doesnt make another female one, less guys?

Have you not heard also? If you understood that humans cling to different views as a result of their perceptions, you wldnt need to add ur last sentence. We only try to find a comon ground in the midst of our differences in order to progress. That's how the system of things is run.

I understand better, no need for further controversy.

Adding ma own.

Thinking Chimanmanda Adichie is empowering you with all her feminist positions. You will jus be thrown out of ur husband's house.

Take a cue from Linda Ikeji's celibacy case. They will preach it to girls n females in general but back out of same views when it no longer suits them. Same with Adichie.

You females dey do unaselves, you ask buhari

How about how to apply for a grant from Nigeria's looted funds?

Thank Jah he is not an afonja
He for disgrace us

Cha cha cha, so na dz Gifty mk buhari talk da lazyyouth thing... Fffffuck....