₦airaland Forum

AdolfHitlerxXx:
Lol.... the family still wan use style collect their usual exorbitant marriage list

All the stereotypes in this story.

1. Y .demonism

2. Chest-beating

3. Exorbitant bride price

4. More chest-beating

Mr Saliu...congrats on marrying a corpse.

Better refuse and die from the "curse" What's the point being mercilessly extorted when you are still returning to jail for life ?

Whether he refuses or chooses to die, na d young men in his family go bare the curse... Na dem go suffer unjustly. That's why we shld be careful of things we do in this life.

Many are suffering for the sins committed by their fathers or forefathers... Offences/crimes d present generation know nothing of.

Where is that woli arole that makes fun of OOU?
See hiz people

midolian:
Long speech without "marriage", "marry" "marrying" "married", "wed", "wedding", "husband", or "fiance"

What has this world turned into?

Who marriage help?
Marriage wey dey tire couples aftr their first two years, na to dey manage each other after their first two...

Wish Linda a safe delivery

thesicilian:
I can imagine the stress of taking care of all of them at once

Person who neva had one baby in 20 years wldnt complain of stress after getting blessed with 6 at once. All her children came at once.

Hardly would you see people who practice what they preach.

You can celibate and un-celibate when you like... Linda knew that logic.

Besides the fame. How many part time students dey regular for class? Na to settle Lecturers after exams

Omisore again? This people no dey ever satisfy with the money they ve stolen

My buroda, you are not safe ooo. Two witches

Mtcheeeew, super eagles wey dey play penalty go throw-in.

As Roma better carry support con give Julius Berger boiz

sunnyworld2love:
God bless Nigeria

God don bless Nigeria teh teh, comot for Nigeria whether you wont see a better turnaround

Put my gf first? Say wetin?


God First,
Myself, and
Girlfriend

BankeSmalls:
Ebonyi company of Unicem is now being run by Anambra man Ibeto, stop the lies.

So just your one example proves ibo is united? Think again

Lol.... So, nina believed coz of quickies in that God forsaken show, she becomes his girlfriend or wife

That girl should go back to the village

Collins be laffing hard now, yelling na God catch am

Olalan:
If you love someone dearly you won't even think of cheating on her, how do you love a person and want to be with another?

The idea is not to be with another, it is to quickly get an ice cream from a supermarket , not to live in d supermarket.

You get ma drift

Bro, you ve been dating parasites with breasts and veevee, not females.

Those kinda gals re there to suck your finances dry while you will be doing it based on love n care. Most gals only stay coz of what dey get frm u, if you check well, dey re triple dating.

Itz wrong, bro.

More than 60% sef. Marriage today is discouraging.

Another failing institution.

NwaAmaikpe:



Odunlade should have considered his kids when he decided to marry that his ugly wife.

Guy, behave yourself. All of una wey marry beautiful wife, hw many still dey d marriage

You are carnal

olatade:
I'm relocating to lagos ASAP.

ambode is really working hard to transform it

Ogbeni, stay where you are oo. Your name no dey register

See booty like korodome

Avedonn:
I don't really like some of Buhari's policies especially his handling of security and economy, but as faulty as its, things are gradually falling in place.

Let's just give him a chance to conclude some of his good policies.

I don't really like his style of leadership especially his nepotism but I know deep in my mind, he's a honest and sincere man that have the zeal of changing things.

Buhari's only undoing is his loyalty to the North which is the cause of all his problems. Perhaps he don't want to bite the hands that fed him that's why he find it difficult to take some drastic measures against his kingsmen.

Haaaa, conclude wetin? The next president will continue the project make he no worry. Abeg

NwaAmaikpe:



Consumer protection laws are absent in Nigeria.

That is why you can pay an olosho for one night and she won't allow you press her brezz.
Unless you pay extra before you can touch.

Consumer protection laws are there but never implemented, nor enforced. Everyone has their way around everything in Nigeria, even looters.

DonPiiko:
Only scums of the Earth and societal misfits join secret cult nowadays. We hope you have learnt your lesson the hardway

Learn kwa.. Na today dem dey see their colleagues drop like birds infected with flu?

They will neva learn anything. Their souls ve been traded na. its hard to just quit

How come the power of transmission was hijacked by IGP Idris of the NPF from Fashola?

Fashola better collect his transmission back from that policeman

Dt tin go soon wash clear for hin eye

Dt stupid deji will put himself in trouble. Life is precious!

Lol.. Yea, the brain has been blocked long ago. No be now

EzendiEgo1:
Everyone is handsome in the Eyes of Afonja


.....Edited......

For those of you saying I am heartless and wicked and stupid.

I beg I said what my mind was displaying to me and I pray you understand the reason behind what I said


R.I.P Mr man hope you gave your life to Christ before dieing

Olodo, bad mouth, itz not dieing, dying it is.

This deji guy should face front jare mk we hear word.

He dom dey do pass himsef. He shoild better be careful. You going into the enemies camp to go challenge am, abi.

Na South Africa one big boy dey order massacre here in a church here in naija... Be careful. Dont becoz of free twitter bring trouble upon urself..

The power of life n death lies in the tongue. Well, now, lies in ur fingers, abi na?

Leave efcc to its duties and shut da ffuckk up.

nairamaniac:
U are the biggest liar in the universe.

Na only abuja highways you dey pass ni?

Davido don go collect another briefcase of euros for france again.... Jus dey collect dey go

Make she keep quiet dia... Taaa
No be the same abuja i dey

Just like banana island, lekki etc the only places dt are ok are the high brow areas, gwarinpa, maitama, Katampe etc all other parts of abuja na slum.... Shitty slum, no tarred roads, drainages, no touch of govt in most of dz areas apart frm electricity.

So, mk she kip kwayeet dia

Wey ambassador Davido? he'z on his iphone