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badboyTee:
Werey say *I'm a soldier sir*

Those fools if them don join the military their head no dey correct again it won't pass all these ndi Igbo coming to spoil Lagos for us

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Seun I employ you to give this guy a definite ban.
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PARADIZEPRIEST:
e necessary my dear, na when to chop well you can see book read.e neccessry.yes.

This your mentality is why Nigeria is were it is today. People with misplaced priorities not qualified to hold public office.

EmekaBlue:
Nigeria

Misplaced priorities everywhere. That money that can build one industry that will bring production and employment

Not really necessary.
What Nigerian tertiary education system needs is vocational training. That money would have been channeled to provide basic skilled training to students as young as 12 -15yrs from JSS3 upwards.
Basic training like: Welding, Brick laying, Capentery, Plumbers, Tailors, Enterprenurship training in fields of Agro production etc.
This will go along way to help them get busy with something after graduating (these were the macro-Sme's) Peter Obi was talking about.
Again it will help to adapt well instead of the jargon that they cramp on their note books. With these skill set, they can easily get employed in foreign countries thereby providing foreign back home in Nigeria.
Thinking long term is the goal not wasting money to feed people like our whole lives revolves around food.
If we should use that money have baking classes, provide computers fo crypto currency classes, provide brick laying machines and tiles making machines, tissues, plastic bottles, poultry, fish farming etc, across all these intended schools, that's over 15million youths pulled out of poverty.

Forumites:
It’s time to use only Fulani players so they can make Nigeria proud. All other tribes should step down for them.

cc: Seun

No amount of food you consume tomorrow can make any difference from what you'll still in your life cycle.

iCauseTrouble:
It's only jobless men that would want their dick to be up for more than 10 minutes.....
I do everything I want to do within 10 minutes and focus on my life and business

Eh... you focus your life and business like you're building a spaceship to Mars?
Mugu.

Make dem go waste their lives with fura d' nunu and cow dungs.
I hope they will unban alcohol for them.

mastermaestro:
I didn't want to sound sadistic. You don epp me.

Is it good for pounded yam?

Hoelujohn:
For my place of work, na cow ppl contribute buy. Na una go eat una chicken by una sef

E no go complete without chicken.
Beef will be of profit if una wan do suya or pepper soup thins.

EmperorCaesar:


I swear, i attended an Anglican ceremnoy in Awka(Under Archbishop Alex Ibezim) and this Ofe Nsala and Akpu was part of the menu thaat day.

I tasted it again for the fourth time and like the other three times, I stopped eating and asked to be giving domething else, One of the old women around promised to gift me some item if i try eat half of the meal and she was damn serious but omo, i no fit

I thinks its a great soup but make una calm the hype

Maybe it's because of the slight bitterness of the leaves but I think you will enjoy it if person wey sabi cook am use catfish, and local fowl (cock) 🐓prepare one for you.

Cars wey dey for moparts & coparts are already in their worst conditions, Imagine how Nigerian used go be?

MT:
I don't have discourse with unintelligible.

I guess the best achievement in your life was flying a plane with almost 3 lay overs.

There are levels abroad. How are you balling where you claim you are?

Hustling from one menial jobs to the other. I can't and won't dignify you with a response anymore.

Owning passports do not make anyone rich. It s just a travelling paper. The values you posses is the game changer, which obviously you do not have.

Owning Foreign Passport(s) is a MEANS to an END and not the END itself. It does NOT translate to being rich

I wish you tough luck in your miserable life.

Atleast they got dual citizenship and full right to enjoy the benefits of the basic amenities your country failed to provide for you.
What do you have? Nothing but rotten English on the internet. Foòlish nonentity

MT:
You are just plain silly.

That citizenship you are chasing, I have 3 in countries you will want to kill yourself for, and I will not sound condescending to the people in Nigeria.

The question you asked shows you dont have a sound IQ.

Each country pays according to how expensive the country is.

In your uneducated mind, you are converting the cost of sweepers in Canada to that of Nigeria using exchange rate. That is what people of unsound mind do.

While you are informing me of the income in Canada, tell me the expenditure in Canada. Is it Naira you will spend in Canada ?.

People like you either remain perpetually in poverty over there or get deported because you cant process thing efficiently.

You are living below the poverty line in the country that you are, and you are not adding any empirical values to the country. Get it right.

You're just beating around the bush...couldn't even answer the question she presented to you.
Oh, so you have 3 of your peeps there?
Why haven't you recalled them to stay with you in your coven?

online4business:
I distance myself from igbo people as soon as I identify you.

I never want to do anything with a Nigerian struggling to make it in Uganda and most francophone country.

Them go call me ipob just know say I be kwale man wey sabi.

I don't want desperados around me.

I don travel to almost all Africa country I know how things work.

Your igbo brothers don cast for Rwanda and Kenya ooo.

What about Cyprus uwa bu popo men.

I stay Cyprus for how many years I see wetin igbo man fit do for money.

I Aviod Dem like the plague it you speak igbo for me I go speak a language I no say go hard for igbo man.

I go speak tiv or junku to you.

If you sabi that language then I speak calabar.

You go fear I make my money without stress why I go associate with person wey wan make an sharp sharp.

Akonuche ya gara zero use your Duncan when you dey out of Nigeria.

Ordinary Togo and other French country you know how many Nigerians dey jail for using forge doc.

Who no go no know... Eni to ba lomo.

Every mallam with his kettle.

online4business:
Find someone who speak the language that's how to learn a language.

Duringo or an apps like that can help but nothing beat face to face teaching.

Uganda passport no be here ooo them dey only give to people who have money.

You can't buy it Uganda no be Nigeria you can try ooo but it's hard.

Here's the short story

I received hard currency in my Uganda account so they called me.


Uganda dey fear terrorist and any odd transfer from $1k dey attract people from government especially if na black man.

I knew about it because me self get target.

So we do meeting asking what I want to do with the money and source of the money.

I carry lapi open am for their front show them my freelancing account, blog and Payoneer account.

Give them numbers and email of clients wey dey pay steady.

Use th excuses send my client say I go delay work oo because Uganda people fit call me or them... Good Albi

Next month I send another one again na so the money dey there them dey call me to come invest.

Wetin I do... Make demand give condition.

The thing be say I nova reach 6 months here but my daughter has been hear for 13 years and she speak their language.

Once I reach six months it's a walk in the park.

You never talk about the corruption there?
No be this Uganda wey I know abi na other one?
Ugandan passport(authentic) no go pass $300 if you're running it mafia way with immigration officer.
In all your doings there, don't get involved with the government. Use a trusted 3rd party or Mingle with Nigerian wey sabi in & out of the country especially our Igbo bros, dem get leg reach nook and cranny of ANY AFRICAN government.
Thirdly, No rush yourself for any reason. Make out time to adjust, learn and acquaint yourself with the society. Before it will turn to " had I known".

Hezmatosky:
Women no just follow us come this world. Their thinking and reasoning is just zero

Depending on the kind of girl you're hanging out with..

BlakKluKluxKlan:
One obedient gone but Tinubu still kicking. Keep hating and keep suffering.

You will be the next to end your life.
Save this post and I dare you to reply this message by this time in 3months.
If you escape suicide, you will not escape car accident.

Neddstark:
You're all your mother has and you kpai yourself.
Now you'll make that poor woman nearer to the grave without eating the fruits of her labour.
Sorry, this is not depression. This is stupidity.
No rip to him. My thoughts and wishes are with his mother who is going through extreme anguish right now.

Very devastating, I don't what to call this or whom to blame; The Betting company, The Government, The society or the idiot himself who took his life?
People are facing more difficulty than him and he decided to end his after getting a loan of 2.5m?

Unclebayo:
I believe you’ve never leave the shore of Nigeria for once, life in Benin republic is not as easy as you heard, things are expensive, there are no jobs, limited business growth because of under population e.t.c. Abeg shey na good road Abi stable electricity we won chop?

U sabi my brother, I don travel and I don see shege. I'll be coming back next year to set up some business in naija. After one year if no show, na to japa to Cana or Aussie.
Abeg suggest me one business for naija?

FOOTSOLDIER2:
That mod wey dey ban me, your father left balls. You no wise, agbado ronus

N
Bros na dem Agbado pig mods. You know them, I not fit mention

Mindlog:
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Na big man dey chop am now.

Change that mentality, buy the one wey your money fit carry. Even if na 500 own.
E dey make soup look rich with that enticing aroma and also high protein content.

cooooooks:
When husband and wife are joined together, they become one.

Lol!
Now Laugh at yourself.

Mindlog:
The last time I remember buying that 75cl of palm oil, it was N350....it seems many centuries ago!

You still dey chop stockfish, you be big boss!

If you no put stock fish werin you gain for this life?

highvaluewoman:
Yes. And I was very well raised and had a good education and also turned out well. What else?

Since she trained you from being a house wife, when you get married become the "house man" so your wife will be the one hustling and putting food on the table. Since she brought you up well and showed you path to success.

Start eating pussy.
Thank me later.

highvaluewoman:
And what's wrong with being a housewife? Are you knowledgeable at all?

Na so your mama take train you from being a house wife?

Abeg this award should be postponed till next year. None of them deserve it.
Osimhen we were banking on last year showed us this year that he is a One Season player...Flash in the pan.
Or better still give it to Hakim as the most over-rated MVP of 2023 for pulling up a hard stunt no other man has ever scaled through.

Kobojunkiee:
2. Start what exactly? Do you know how many end up having to continue pouring money into keeping the business afloat even after initial investments?

It depends on the " Block heads" they picked as wife.

cooooooks:
I am married.

My wife isn't a housewife but if we have many more children, she will be.

Hope your pocket will be deep by then??
Don't bring kids into this world you can't cater for from your "One Man Sole Proprietor Business" and let them suffer unprecedented hardship.

jaxxy:
Sut her down and tell her we are cutting down on things to facel the current reality of things.

If it was her money I can bet she won't be wasting food like that especially at this time. She is yet to know the value of money abd the difficulty to get it.

I pity those men that use to give their girl friend or wife monthly allowance. If you can set up something for her to be doing, what she does with it no concern you. If she squanders it or grow the business tells you the kind of woman you married or have.

cooooooks:
Woman wey don bmgive you pikin, come dey go market dey cook??

The OP only said the costs are high. Why are you people adding pepper and salt??

Woman wrapper sighted.
When you marry ,leave your wife for house make she dey do house wife. Mugu