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I want to be a president so freaking bad, Buy all of those Jets i never had, I wanna be on the cover of All news paper smilling with my wife and all you money. SO everytime i close my eyes i see my account flying high, A diferent city every nite ooo i swear Nigerians be prepared for another Hunger strike. OOooo oooo oooo ooo

THis man knows that he cant even win in his own dream.

Its in the constitution that voting is the civic responsibility of any Citizen 18 and above. But considering the state of things in Nigeria where the Government failed in its own civic responsibility and now you see advert every where reminding us of our own civic responsibility to vote just for their own selfish goals. Do you now think we should go through the stress of voting just to fulfil our own responsibility cos the Government has failed in its own responsibility.

The only time they act to care is during election. What do our Leaders take us for? I think its high time we make them dance to our tunes. They are the leaders but they are there to serve and not to take us for granted.

NOTE: Im not against voting but im against the Governmnet taking us for fools and taking us for granted. May be its high time we start sensitizing the people on our hood on the need not to sell their vote for cos its like their birth right, which must be guided and preserved

Wow Good , i think nollywood needs people like you

We see this in nollywood movies, What will be your reaction if you just run into some one that looks exactly like you. May be you have lived over 20 or 30 years of your life thinking you are just you what will be your reaction if you get to know you are twin?

1. Will you embrace your new partner and live your lives
2. Will you sue your parents

I need your comments pls

Nairaland keeps me going even when im fueless. Is it the threads, replies post, pics everything about it. Sometimes when im offline and i remember the drama on nairaland i cant help but keep laughing

cheek is not Ileke idi, cheek is eke. While ileke idi means bead on the waist

Nothing wey you no go see for nairaland

It might be as a result of damaged caused due to water or it might have fallen down before. Take it to an engineer and tell them to lose it and clean the key board panel with spirit. and if it doesnt work change the keypad

Buy a pair of jean

I thought the registration was meant for humans, the data capturing machine was not meant to take the fingerprint of gorillas

Scammers sef don advance

This is what christians call spritual husband

Well well well!!! Good, Juicy gurl game over right, you are wonderful, you are good nice job there. I respect yah, sorry for those puchlines and attacks, They are not meant for you but we just did this for Nairaland. So Juicy girl can i get to know you more. And J-Unit you are wonderful too. I will like to know you guys .

Oooooh good what a cool way to break a boring relationship.

Ok im a beginner what any news

Who is this juicy girl I will ring you high like a jingle bell
You are a street girl selling drugs in a kilogram
I aint no fake you can check out my hologram
Im a big boy i make money with money gram
You got a low IQ you can charge it with a kilowatt
Im a fine boy you can tag me the millionaire
You are downgraded in the coffin
I wanna upgrade you like the vista
You really make me laugh sometimes
Im hot cool and im one of a kind
You are an a*ss hole nigga trying to make money faster
Such a f*ucking ganster I will leave you with yo mama
Im the best in this game You are the worst insane
Because of all you do is fake so it doesnt pay
No work no gain thats the result and your shame
I would have smack you but you are to thin no where to handle
Im the heavy weight champion you dont need to argue
Im your father in this rap business im your master
Just like the time bomb you wont last for an hour
Im the future of Hip hop any where i go i do the street stuff
Im the real don you are useless like a packet of condom
You are corrupted program you got virus in your system
You are too local i bet this is not your business
I have a dream some day you will rap my style
You can not dey im better than you no need to waste your time
Im not your locals may be you check my profile
You can never test me cos im too hot more than a candy
Im sure you dont like it thats why im giving it hard like Goldie
You dont f*uck with me I will write you off like my shit
You dont mess with me cos i will give you R I P

Omo see madness ok make i join

Shy shy

cry cry

jedi jedi

Eyimba Eyimba

lie lie

Only in Nigeria will you see Monkeys laughing at human beings.

Oh my God pls this is a riddle who will help us unlock it. Who is the monkey and who is the human being. lol

But you forgot to put your contacts lol

I dey laugh too o Grin Grin Grin Grin

he said it before now i can see him do it

I think the problem is virus the best option is for you to format the system

You are so ignorant like a monkey
No wonder i keep riding you like a donkey
I remain the best you wanna make me your hommie
You are just too old i can never make you my sugar mummy
I know your ways are cunny
Im so hot like goldie Indispensable like money
I know you got a brown teeth thats why its hard for you to show it
Your lyrics lack originality thats why you are wordt in this society
You are so fake like the China phones
I wanna upgrade you like the vista
I will take you through a distance to make you are my junior
You smell bad like a she goat cos your boyfriend is a he goat
I speak through out my life time I let you have the lime light
you are so beautiful you contess for the Miss Dog
No wonder every one call you juicy dog
Im not your mate girl im hot like fire girl
Im so addicted to the mic While you are addicted to my rhyme
Im so sweet like an hot cake
I make you go offline like NEPA
You are lazy your arms to lame like a lepper
I might blend you with a blender if you are hard i will grind you with a grinder
You look like a moster that why you can hardly hit me harder
Check out your stigma I cant stand it even in winter
You are a bloody dilema i will flush you out like a bad habit

Insert the CD Microsoft office into the cd rom, see if you can repair it or just try installing again

I have just been atikunalized by boyfriend Cry Grin

Haaaa Really, well i atikued mine last year, And another one just got me atikued today

A land in Lagos for 100,000 or 250,000, This is the greatest joke ive ever heard this year. You cant even get a plot in ordinary Mowe Ibafo that is still bushy for the price

Ok for example my girl friend was Atiku(ed)

Call your doctor, to prepare a sick report, just stay off work for like 4 days call the office the day before you leave that you are ill. After that. Give your phone to your girl friend to handle all your calls, Incase they call she should tell them that the doctor said nobody should disturb you. That she is going to deliver their message to you. That for now the Doctor said you should be off phone.

You can start it like this, if you are going to be leaving Naija lets say tomoro start feeling feverish at work today, so if nobody sees you the following day automatically everyone knows you are sick. But you need to rehearse well before doing this or else , the result wont be funny.lol

Or better still tell them you are writing a professional exams which is going to take like 4 to 5 days or you are going for a leadership trainning or something. Make details that can back you up. Then you are good to go.

The first speaker Mama SARAH JIBRIL's has spoken now Atiku is addressing the delegates

Man, I thought you where original F, k !!! and pls  Lips sealed everyone pls go to http://www.facebook.com/#!/nigeriansfornigeria that's where this guy is copying his info from.

Guy Pls be original

Jobless at least its not every one that has access to it there so just keep shut for other people to benefit. Red ass