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thweraja10. u is ugly? Undecided

Mr Cock or what do you call your self, Cant you speak good englsh

may be its high time i put my pics here. Im not handsome but i always give glory to God whenever i look into the mirror

This question came as a result of what i saw recently. There is this lady in my area, though she is not that beautiful but she is ok cos she has a good physique which every other lady which they had but she does not have a good face to compliment this stature.

On this faithful day as i walked into her apartment i heard someone crying and as i moved closer guess what i heard, She said "Oh God why are my like this, why did you create me like this, you made me this ugly" I was shocked and dont know what to do that i had to secretly go away unnoticed.

So the question is , Is God to blame for our being ugly, thin, Too fat etc

Its easy they usually carry a tag which state thus "Pay me some money and see how responsible i could be"

Just ignore any distraction and if u see that u cant ignore it, read at night and early in the morning and u can then play your head off during the day

Thats not promise and fail they said you should expect their call, then keep expecting, Ive seen someone that was called after one year of interview

I sent a step by step procedure on how u can do it but i was banned for 3 days i dont think i can risk that again, well no prob if u can send ur number

Instead of buying and going for a leased one why not start one, Because nobody in Nigeria will ever wanna sell or lease his business if its really paying off. So instead of buying look for a good location, Get a very good ISP, and you will make your start up capital in less than 6 months

yeah you are right, there are two kinds of chance we give

a, A chance to vote him and let him  rule us and make fools of us fools like they have been doing

b. A chance to get him outta there and elect the right man for the job that gonna head to the people needs.


So poster which of the chance are you talking about ooooo

Are u sure ok whats the name of the software ooo

Why did she lie to me? Is a question millions of men would have asked since Adam and Eve. The first lie was told by the devil to Eve and she passed it on to Adam and to the rest of humankind. So she will continue to lie until the day she will die, because she has been cursed to lie. Every daughter of Eve continues to lie and lie. She lied to hook him on Facebook. But why? Afis A. Oladosu said "People often resort to lies out of fear; fear of the truth, fear of punishment for evil they have done, fear of the loss of some privileges and rewards."

When you see a guy taking things personal on nairaland. Pls note that he is a victim, So sorry that she lied to you. Put your self together, and promise me it wont happen again

val can never be banned for life, its a avenue for maga to pay(gurls) and stubborn gurls to learn sense(boys)

Boys are not smilling,

Eeeeeeeya so because the gurl no like you come dey form for you. And its really killing you, You search every where to pour your vengeance you didnt see, so you decided to pour it here.

Im sorry the gurl didnt get it, and you can never get her cos she is looking for a man thats man enough to take care of everything she needs.

Bro no be fight ooo just a piece from my mind.      

Naija una no dey carry last

It can happen in Nigeria Christians can keep watch over muslims to do their things but muslims can burn up christians doing their own thing.

I wont be comfortable for muslims to guide me na suicide be that oooo

Oh my God,see all these insults only me,thank you and God bless u those that insulted me. I av vow nt to insult on d internet again,thats part of my new year resolutions, more insults pls. P.S am aint poor and she aint poor,shes just generous,you wana knw my age fine,am 21yrs old 300lvl student,and shes also a student.my family is okay,her family is okay.P.S mind the kinda lang u use on your fellow,its aint fair,change your ways,Jesus is coming soon.THANKS

Ooooooooh no wonder sorry dear, Under age

So she just credited your account without you asking her? How did she get your account number?

Maybe u r poor and she's comfortable. DO u still expect her to share from your peanuts? Undecided

GBAM you killed it

Its high time you need to develop from being childish, your first problem was wooing a girl now you are faced with another problem of managing your relationship. And if i may ask how old are you?

In that kinda situation, you can look for any lady around to deliver that message to the woman, and in case there is no woman to do that, if u are bold enough to meet the man just whisper to him and if u are afraid of embarrassment look and just ignored as if you didnt see anything

Mozilla rocks anytime any day. Though internet explorer 8 is trying , But Mozilla is their master anyday

Well this so called toddler are practicalising what they learnt from adults in general

Nairaland Teachers where are you?

And did your bible tells you that Paul was an Isrealite, he was a Roman. And when Jesus was alive he wasnt preaching Jesus, He was only preaching salvation and the likes , but when he died his disciples started preaching with his name which every one considered as blasphemy so the news grew more than the good news of Jesus himself that was why the Paul who was a Roman decided to take order to go and deal with them.

NOTE: Mind you The Roman were the ones rulling the Israelite at that time

They can never, nothing will happen to your account its just that u might not be able to update it in the nearest future

Right click on the file and click on extract file it will automatically unzip it and put it in a folder

Its easy then go on strite and take to the street

u bought a phone for your girl she neva cal u one 2 say tank u & if she come to house she wil b receiving fone in front of u if u ask she the guys are notin they are jus dsturbib themselves & neva d phone to flash or cal u if it is u wat wil u do

Sorry bro you don fall mugu, but promise me it wont happen again

Its a pity that all this is happening in Naija, this is just the beginning. Watch out for part II

Some one close to me had once got something like that and the sms goes like " YOu will be assasinated on or before 27 November 2010. " When he told me i told him they were scammers, When we decided to call them they asked for money to prevent them from carrying out that mission but i told him to tell them that he got no money from 50,000 they negotiated to 5,000 . At the end of the day we just laughed it off

@thweraja,your soo soo funny! nice one. governance in nigeria is a huge joke.

To me our politics is comedy