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There is nothing abnormal about that. Since he sleeps at night. I will advice you stop giving him any drug to make him sleep. I had a cousine whose son had the same problem, At first she gave him phalum 5 it wasnt working , the next time it was phalum 10 that is two phalum 5 it didnt work. So she decide to give him 4 which is phalum 20, Guess what the boy slept for over 48 hours. So be warned, Its like the boy is troublesome, you want him to sleep abi? You better leave the boy alone make he dey flex

Lagos city is a mega city
We are the best of all its the big boys city
Lagos city is full of effizy like the chocolate city we got the queen of effizy like the new york city
We got the AJC we got the VGC we got everyhing you need
We are the VIP. Lagos my Lagos the home for the mayor
standing ovation i give to my Lagos
My dedication i pay my taxes, some says its tasking
We can see it shinning, super flying
Lagos is classic it is the best place
You can try it no one can stand it
We got the majic super sonic
Like the element in you super sonic
Look at the beaches we give you big treat
Check out my CD im the best in this Bizness

I was born in the CHRISTAINHOOD
I grew up in my NEIGHBOURHOOD
The getto is my BROTHERHOOD
Where people cook with FIREWOOD
The bible is my HOLY BOOK
i see it as a DAILYBOOK
sO I read it like a STORYBOOK
I love all the SISTERHOOD
Cos they got all the WOMANHOOD
Like what we see in NOLLYWOOD
We got the best in HOLLYWOOD


You can see my life in STAGES
I work so hard to make my minimum WAGES
God is my rock of AGES
Every day i live to see people with different FACES
Am so poppular you see me on the newspaper PAGES
Im so real many people try to FAKE ME in so many CASES
It DAZED ME when i see innocent people locked in CAGES
for CASES beyond their MAKING
due to RACIST. when you discriminate people of different RACES.

Then get her a tutor since she can speak fluently it will be easy for her to learn. Or put her in adult class. And you can complete the rest when you are free i.e teach her .

lmfao. . . . poster meant 16 bars

Haaaaaaaaaaa im laughing at myself tooo.


Then why is he warming up when he started the game

Nairalanders, Christians, Muslims, etc. its high time we all pray fervently for God to urgently intervene & put a permanent stop to these bombings & problems plaguing our Great Nation. At the same time, I believe its time for the Federal Government to urgently invite the Israeli Government to help us fish out perpetrators of this unpatriotic act. Mighty Father, we thank you for your urgent intervention in the affairs of our Nation, & putting a stop to the bombings & other sinister plans of the enemies, in Jesus' Name, Amen.

Well we need prayer but i dont think prayer alone can solve this problem. Every one should put his house in order. Cos all this things started from the family

my profile name on nairaland came as a mistake. The name i wanted to use was my nick name in secondary school in the process of registering i made some error in the username thats why i got thweraja10

Why are you warming up. You started the thread, lets feel you. Though Im not 16s i just wanna have fun

A friend sent me this sms around 11.00pm last nite:

"Just got this, dont know how true it is. There is an intelligence report that a bomb will go off soon in Lagos. please wherever u are, avoid crowded ares. Pls inform loved once"

Everywhere in Lagos is crowded, where do where start from?

INfact the guys behind this things needs to be burnt alive

wow so funny

Why are u putting fear in the hearts of People

Everyone is already on alert around the country. .

Pls where is your source

No one is putting fear in the hearts of anybody, the report has gotten to the Lagos state govt and they are carrying out plan on it. All you have to do is be careful in everything you do

Im invisible look through me its visible

HURWONS9JA You can count on me like how the people count money

Juicy gurl says she loves me but she dont even know me

Im not a player Juicy girl all you need is prayer

Im a big boy HURWONS9JA wanna make me a bad boy

Im a fine boy even Juicy girl call me young blood

Im coded more than HURWONS9JA im blended

I said im a born again i live my life for Christ sake

Juicy girl is a run away thats why ran away

And i told her not to come again

I got a good look go check me out on facebook

I got a fine face your boy friend can never be my ex date

You wanna dare me juicy girl do not dare me

You always wanted i will make you forever wanted

I love this competition cos im a Naija boy

I do this for the street cos that's a Naija song

cos i was made in Nigeria produced in this Area

Juicy girl and HURWONS9JA are sold out

Cos im the soldier that make them always sell out

Cos im the hero of adventure, the Royal Ambassador

The Gladiator the Knight always fighting for your right

HURWONS9JA try to run from left to right I take him off the sky

Im a compatriot, your companion

I make juicy girl and HURWONS9JA a commotion

I do this for my Nairaland, cos this is my coutry land

I just want all you guys to understand its only J Unit that can comprehend

Now there are indications that there are plans to bomb strategic places in Lagos, So beware of people carrying bags expecially at night in public places. Check before you seat in public buses especially BRT. If possible people should take the responsibility of manning their streets at night. Cos this guys are every where. Dont accommodate strangers at night may be in you car, house, shops, salon etc.

Please nairalanders lets be careful and observant.

FIrst i must say you are s*t*u*p*i*d for doing that, You slapped him for toasting you and not for molesting, Infact im taking this personal you must be outta your mind.

And also be careful of people carrying bags, And the Lagos state Government should beware cos if they ever want to attack Lagos. BRT will be their first shot. So incase you see any stranger with bags either in the day time or night beware, Run for lives

Juicy girl nice one there. So J Unit what next?

my friends boyfriend kept denieing that he has a girl in newjersey and says it is an ex gf because he does not know my friend got all the information from his best friend, the bestfriend likes my friend but they both agreed they can never be together. my friend wants to tell the bf all the information the bestfriend has been telling her so the bf doesnt think he can play her for a fool and then break up with him

Then let her confront him t prove her claim. But im sure the best friend has something in mind. A normal guy wont do such.

May be the best friend wants your friend, Cos i dont see why a guy will do that to his best friend, Ok ask your friend to confront him in a polite way and see the way it goes

bros take am easy na fight,

Bro no be fight ooo but this guy f*u*c*k up now. Infact you dont need to come here asking us what to do. You should have taken the right step and now come here to tell us the whole gist. I love guys that act man enough to take care of liitle probs like this

I just pray that God's will be fulfilled in Nigeria

Are you still asking us what to do. You girl is just trying to fulfil her new year resolution cos she is tired of you and does not want u to disturb her. When she said is was washing as a coded guy you should have understood what she meant by that, and you are here asking us what to do. Someone is busy washing your girl for you.

Juicy Girl its like you dont understand, for now you have been made a judge to judge between me and fatfish. Whoever wins out of us will battle you. Ok SO Juicy girl we are waiting for your judgement. thanks.

DJ Deji you got my vote

J Unit nice Judgement there. So lets hear you final view the other judges.

At the end of the year you see people all rushing to the Church and now some Islamic sect even observe this day to pray. Now the question is this is the New year different from all other new day. And whats so special about it. Please dont get me wrong im not against it. I just wanna know your opinion cos people see it differently To some people the New year is like every other year while to others it holds the key to their success and greater life. So what do you think?

All replies are welcome!!

@ihweraja10, u'v said it all. NL is d place. anytime ma face is bosom, i come straight to NL & d post/comment brings out ma 32 set of teeth. lol.

Thanks this forum is the best with a lot of educating, informative, silly, crazy comments. Its makes your day. A day without Nairaland is like a man lost in the forest for 5 years everything in the world will look new to him thats how it feels if i dont log in for a day. lol

You are welcome with love to the Land of anything goes, The land that makes the wise wider and the fools to get wise or even make them more foolish. Welcome to Nairaland the land of possibilities. The land that gives you fun when people in the real world takes it from you. This is Nairaland,

Wow hahahahah so funny keep searching ,

Guy if u dnt knw wat i mean pls dnt come here n misyarn.

No wonder there is no one replying to the post

DjDeji you are da Bomb.

I cant vote yet i need to feel at least 3 or 4 of your stuffs ok

You have not yet confirmed from the girl yet. Sit her down and confirm if its true or not if its true then try to convince her and if she does not listen, then you got to let her go.

But this una english sef. me sef i get time i had to read it twice before i understand, Pls try improve on your vocabulary