7. THERE ARE AROUND 3,000 SPECIES OF SNAKE But of all those species, only around 700 are venomous, and only 200 of those are viewed as "medically significant venomous species."
6. SNAKES DON'T HAVE EYELIDS Don't try to get into a staring contest with a snake, because you won't win. They don't have eyelids, and they can't move their eyes either.
5. KING COBRAS ARE THE LARGEST VENOMOUS SNAKE While reticulated pythons are the biggest snake, they're nonvenomous. The largest venomous snake is the massive King Cobra.
4. THE INLAND TAIPAN IS THE MOST VENOMOUS SNAKE It's a common misconception that Belcher's Sea Snake is the most venomous snake, but the Inland Taipan of Australia (of course) actually holds that title. Luckily for the Aussies, these guys tend to be shy.

11. DIFFERENT SNAKES HAVE DIFFERENT PUPIL
SHAPES
There's this old myth that you can tell if a snake's
venomous by the shape of their pupils, and that
venomous snakes have diamond shaped pupils. This
isn't true, because cobras and mambas have round
pupils. The pupil shape actually correlates to
hunting techniques.

10. NOT ALL SNAKES HATCH FROM EGGS
Only 70% of snakes lay eggs. The rest actually have
live birth. Because eggs wouldn't do well in cold
climates, a lot of snakes in cold parts of the world
have adapted to give birth.

9. THE SAINT LUCIA RACER IS THE RAREST SNAKE IN
THE WORLD
Sadly, this snake is rare because it's extremely
endangered. They were believed to be extinct, but 11 racers were documented in 2012. They're still in big trouble.

8. ONLY 5 PEOPLE DIE ANNUALLY FROM SNAKE
BITES
If 5 people a year sounds a lot, it won't after you see
how many people are bitten annually: 7,000-8,000
people. Deaths from bites are more rare because of
the development of anti-venom. The exact number
of fatalities from snake bites globally is unknown,
because there are snakes in many parts of the world where attacks aren't documented.

15. THE SMALLEST SNAKE IS 3.9 INCHES LONG Snakes come in all different shapes and sizes, but the absolute smallest one in the world is the thread snake. They can grow to be a whopping 3.9 inches long.
14. THE BIGGEST SNAKE IS 30 FEET LONG On the other side of the spectrum, we have the reticulated python. These nonvenomous beauties can grow up to be 30 feet long, and are the biggest snakes in the world.
13. SOME SNAKES HAVE APPENDAGES Some snakes, like this tentacled sea snake, actually do have appendages, though they wouldn't truly be called limbs. There are vipers with horns, and the very cool burrowing asp has little sabreteeth it can move independently and use to maneuver food into its mouth.
12. SNAKES CAN EAT ANIMALS 75-100% BIGGER THAN THEM With their ability to unhinge their jaw, snakes can eat animals up to twice the size that they are. Sometimes, if they swallow more than they can handle (or if their meal is alive and feisty), they can burst open.

oneolajire:


Let's start to tell the govt and policy makers that they need to invest and equip the Nigerian students so that they'll solve national problems. Nigeria needs modern libraries, laboratories and workshops so that we can develop goods and provide modern services for our nation.

Nigerian students needs light,food,good road,better housing before all this.'Person wey chop na hin go dey dream'

Fabulocity:
That's why i added " of today" in the topic because I knew some smart ass will tow this line of argument. My father is definitely not a nigerian man of today.

Where do you think 'today's nigerian learn frm' foreign abi? And yet you wanna run frm a nigerian to a foreigner.well OP we learn frm our fathers,so stop deceiving ursef

Fabulocity:
Disclaimer: This thread is not to insult anyone, it's just based in the few observations I've made and it doesn't also apply to every Nigerian guy. So take a moment to read before you release your venom(if this write up refers to you).

1) He is broke: The average Nigerian guy is Broke! Yes. It's either he has no job or he has a ridiculously low paying job. As a result of this, when their girlfriends make demands on them, they come on Nairaland to pour their anger and frustration over their inability to meet these demands. They tag them as hungry, money loving, gold digging sluts. And one way to know the jobless ones is that they spend a lot of time online on various social websites and it leaves one wondering when they actually work. The answer simply is, they have no jobs!

2) He is most probably a fůck boy : Most Nigerian dudes are fůck boys. You just meet a guy and you've barely talked for two days and he's already asking for nudes, like, Wth?? Or he's already trying to initiate a sex chat. That's how one of my friends got introduced to a guy online by a mutual friend. They had barely talked for a week and the goat was already asking her for X-rated Skype video Calls! Hian! You see them on social media, sending PMs,sliding into DMs, inboxing on Facebook to different girls hoping to get lucky with one of them. And from a lot of stories I've heard on NL, they want nothing but sex once they meet a hot girl. They strategise and plan all sorts of ways of luring a girl in to their homes on order to have their way with her. Guys, please stop this fůck boy behaviour of yours, don't try to get into a ladies panties without first trying to get into her heart.

3) He is polygamous in nature : "All Nigerian men Cheat! " This was implied proudly by one body builder who impregnated his ex girlfriend whilst still married to his celebrity wife. I can't count the number of times I've come across that statement both online and offline. I don't know if nigerian guys should be given a pat on the back for admitting their 'weakness' and saving lots of girls from heartache and high blood pressure from wondering if their boyfriends are faithful or not as they would already know there's another chick somewhere, or if they should be shot in the head for admitting such foolishness. And it amazes me that they always admit this with a tinge of pride. Well, it's up to you. It seems the spirit of our polygamous forefathers have not left the Nigerian men as they cannot cope with having just one woman in their life. Smh

4) Thinks he is God's gift to women : He thinks you're lucky to have him as there are several other girls that would kill to be in your place , therefore you should be grateful to God almighty for making you find such rare treasure like him . He thinks he is the black adonis fallen from heaven. He thinks you are highly fortunate to have someone like him and most of this time, they ain't worth shįt Girls, please find someone who would appreciate you, not someone that would depreciate your value

5) Poor Personal hygiene: Nigerian guys Stink! I don't know if they think it's manly to walk around looking unkempt and smelling nasty but please, that's an archaic way of thinking as we're in the 21st century. Nothing turns most ladies on more than a well groomed, nice smelling man. Most nigerian dudes have terrible body odour and bad breath. Please please and please deodorant or body spray is not that expensive. For those of you who actually take your bath, you should also think of deodorising as you tend to sweat a lot and bathing will not be enough to mask unwanted odours. You don't have to use expensive perfumes to smell good, no one is asking you to be a metrosexual, just practise simple hygiene and you're good to go. And please, it's not a crime to change your boxers and socks everyday instead of repeating them and creating horrific odours

6) Would most definitely cheat on you: Do I really need to talk about This? Number 3 has explained this.

7) Super inflated ego : All men tend to be egotistical, there's nothing wrong with that but when you have a super inflated ego, there's a problem. Yes, these group of men feel that we ladies should worship the ground they walk on and if that they leave us, that would be the end of our lives. They are very proud, arrogant and they tend to look down on ladies. They would never call you first, they believe you should be the one scrambling for their attention, you dare not argue or disagree with them If not your own had finished. In fact, it remains for you to start calling them 'sir'.

A big, fat liar: How do you know when a Nigerian guy is Lying? The answer is, when his lips are moving! Even the devil is flabbergasted at the way these men lie. They lie about everything and most especially when they are cheating on you. They can also deny for Africa, even when they are caught red handed. You see some very steamy and compromising text messages he sent to another girl and they swear to you it's their sister. Ndi okwu asi

9) Take you for granted: They tend to take their women for granted. They feel the average nigerian woman is a desperate gold digger looking for a man to ensnare into marriage. They don't know that you should be loved, respected, appreciated, treated like a queen that you are.. Instead, they disrespect, violate, abuse and demean their women. It's a pity indeed.

10) Very immature : Finally, they could be so immature! I always shake my head in disgust when I see grown ass men behaving like babies. What would make a grown ass man who has gone through formal education and the four walls of a university do immature things like releasing the nudes of an ex (again, fůck boy syndrome), beat up a woman, ask his babe to return everything he got her while they were dating after they break up. Like Seriously?? Just because they might have a penis and they grow beards doesn't mean they are mature individuals. They are just kids in adult clothing.

In conclusion, I did not do this to offend anyone oh, just for you guys to get a taste of your own medicine when you open your numerous female bashing threads and rain all sorts of profanities on nigerian girls. no one is perfect, even we ladies have our own imperfections.
Note: feel free to insult the Op, get offended, spew profanities,have hypertension because of this post. You're all welcome

And yet a nigerian man(ur father) raised u and this how you appreciate him.kudosss

Op if you are married to or you eventually married a nigerian,you f'd up big time

Your friend shld be dealt with,anything his eye sees he deserves it.he is nt a straight forward person

ebijimi7:
what's your suggestion bro?

His suggestion is get a brain

So you have convinced yourself, rightly or wrongly, that you need a larger p3nis. Well, it is your decision, but you should be aware of the dangers… and be aware that improving your bedroom skills is more advisable.
Well, candidly speaking, i would never recommend p*nile enlargement and these are the reasons:
1.
Many p*nile enlar.gement drugs are fake and dangerous.
2.
Surgically enlarging your p*nis is a risky procedure.
3.
Many people have been injured while trying alternative enlargement techniques.
4.
A larger p*nis does not really mean better performance.
5.
Your mind many be messing up with you. Truth is that your seemingly poor s3.xual perf0rmance might not be caused by the size of the p*nis. But your mind tells you it is. This is called the ‘small p*nis syndr0me’. Talking to an expert and convincing yourself that you can do it may be more helpful than drugs or surgery.
A large p*nis is good but you should consider the risks of modifying yours!

shrewd1:
She seemed agitated inside the bus, her bottle of water sipped every 59second interval, praying that the bus gets filled on time. I had spotted her well chiselled face before entering the bus at ojuelegba. Stepped in, kept my calm and with my attention zeroed on my tab. Chatting her up had always been on the agenda and as the driver roared his engines a conversation ensued.

Our chat? Poor. Struggled to engage intelligently, beauty had no brains and made me stack the odds aginsts the feminine gender. Am no sexist nor male chauvinist, but repeating an argument I had with a friend lately, why is there a paucity of ladies capable of holding a convoc beyond bellanaija and ice loves coco or the kardashian family? No noble course to champion? No held beliefs or philosophy towards life? Spare me the argument of 'it is how they are wired', wired as such and they scream gender equality? If you claim 'what is good for Boniface should be good for Boni-yansh' then grows some brains and necessary skills to thrive.

Phew! Ladies life is beyond booty call and Calvin klien bags OK. Its about pursuing a noble course. No hard feelings

Op you need Boni-brain

LAUGHS WHEN SHE SEES YOUR PEN*S: Imagine putting all your time and energy as a man to get a woman become yours and during your first s*x she laughs when you pull off your trousers. Now that could be so embarrassing. LOL, sorry I laughed but It’s really embarrassing. She could kill a man’s self-confidence forever by doing that and I don’t think you would really want him to go through all that. If you think he is too small, maybe you should keep it to yourself.
SHE IS LIKE A LOG OF WOOD DURING S*X: The worst s*x a man can ever experience is with a woman who just stays on the bed like a log of wood. She is so quiet during s*x and you just wonder her. She rarely moves too. Nothing could be creepier than that.
IS IT IN?: That’s the worst question a woman can ask a man during s*x. imagine the man’s pen*s is already inside her and she ask him if it’s in, that could be very demoralising. It’s a big blow to man’s self-confidence. Nothing could be more humiliating than that and that question means two things- that you are small and incapable of satisfying her.

STFUareyouGod:
yours should also be rated

Probably rate her nose.lolz

Ifakiland:
So I entered a bus at a park, met a long time female frnd and a dude seated beside her...."hey watsup, long time". After d whole greetings, she meet my bf, I shook his hand saying "my oga". Time to pay tfare, I paid for 3 (her, her bf and mine) we exchanged numbers and went seperate ways. Now she telling her bf wasn't happy I paid for him...imagine o

Not proper @ all,won't b hapi myself.you r tryin to say am incompetent or wat

Meanwhile, I love this lady. ��. She goes for what she wants.
I still believe that if you see a guy you appreciate, who is dulling to make a move on you, just make the move already.
It's maturity.
Such a lady has dealt with the problem of ego and prise, and she will make a great home with you.

mynd1:
Oya guys let's hear ur views.

Properties over bitches

kekakuz:
I don't care what you say because this picture is giving me a serious errection

Seriously!!!!!!

Wil sanitize my rooster for a week..lol

Why shld I bother over my EX,let me channel my energy,time and resources to my NEXT.

mysticgal:
Please what do I do;I just really broke up with my boyfriend and he is not taking it funny, he's been crying, refusing to eat for days and now he is threatening to kill himself. I feel guilty for leaving him though he was the architect of the problems which we both reacted to childishly.
If I go back, it will be because of pity which will deprive me of my happiness. I don't want him to commit suicide because me as it will hang on for the rest of my life. Please advise me sincerely, like you would a friend or sister

Advice(lyk I wld to a friend),go over to his place and have sex with him for the last time then take your leave.promise you he won't be bothered again. Advice(like I wld to a sister),leave him alone he will get over it.

kelvee:
Hmmm...which is heavier...100 pounds of rock and 100 pounds of feather

None is heavier than the other cos they of the same weight(100pounds)

ganiberry:
Good afternoon my fellow nairlanders.

I am in deep sorrow writting this story of mine. I had earlier wrote on my girl being impregnated by a south african ex-lover. But later the gist was that the guy was not the south african ex-lover but a guy she had dated and left for more than six (6) years. She went to the wedding ceremony of the guy's younger sister and met with the guy again. She could not leave the party early and decided to stay with her friend who had earlier advised her to stay with her.

The room she was given to sleep was actually the guys (ex-lover) room and when the time for the guy to sleep came, he went inside and saw a her. Then according to her, he decided to sleep with her. The aftermath of the sex was the pregnant she had. That was how she packed everything in the house to the guy. But after 3months she lost the pregnancy owing to the guy's maltreatment.

The guy does not have any work he his doing, he smokes indian hemp and he is very diabolical. So it was confirmed that it was as a result of the guy's diabolic means that made the lady packed out to leave with him. So to cut the long story short, she came back begging but because of ny deep affection for her, i accepted her back and continued with our relationship. She dicided to move to her friend's place who she had also helped with accomodation but still left every of her belonging in the guy's house.

In the course of it we went to Ghana and it was beautiful. Prior to that time, i observe that she will tell me her dad sent for her and the next thing she will go and not come back that day. Most annoying thing is that she will not pick her phone during this period and later switched off when the calls become too much. So i was worried and noted that something went wrong.

later i got her dad's number and begin to discuss with her dad, there i realised that she was lying all this while. So when i asked her where she was going, she got annoying and turned everything to fight. But i still maintain my peace. What broke the carmels back was that she went to Ilorin to meet her mother and to also attend her sister's (junior) graduation ceremony which i financed.

She was to come on sunday 31st January but said she has some issues to attend. Sowe agreed for her to come on tuesday. Around 2pm on tuesday, we discussed and she told me that it is getting late that she will be coming the next morning. Little did i know that she left that same day after our discussion.

When she came to lagos she called and i made her realised the fact that i know she had already left ilorin. As usualshe turned it to a fight on phone and i left her. That was the last time i spoke with her. She did not call to inform me that she has come back. Today i put it upon myself to send her a text that why has she not call/chat/text that she was back. The next thing she sent was that she does not need me or my money again that without my money she will leave her life.

Every effort geared toward talking to her proved abortive as she vehemently refused to pick my calls. I am in good standing with her dad and mom who is beging me not to listen to her that she did not know what she is saying. I feed, cloth, rented house for her. Take her on trip to Dubai and ghana twice.

Please what do i do and where did i go wrong. I need your candid advise and not abuse please. It is a very serious/precarious situation. I love this lady so much. i dont know what to do.

Thank you.

What you need to do is beg EVE to give you a bite from the apple of eden,so that your eye can be open to see she doesn't love you.

How many ladies can say "amen" to this prayer; May your daughter receive as many dicks as you've received.

Solution= pack out and go live somewhere else (countryside wil b preferable)

cruzita:
bullshit the maga and show him u can do without his chicken change

Dependent lady,obviously

fleeky:
I don't rely on him, moreover I work..I just asked for an assistance which I don't see as being bad.A guy should be able to assist his gal once in a while,it's not a big deal.
Well,Thanks.

Ask any member of your family for help,don't you have a family? Moreova the guy already told you his predicament.

Strahovski1:


Yeah. I think it's because I'm married so I know about marriages not bf/gf relationships..

No wonder

Elosky20:
sauce

Stew ni

Strahovski1:


Yes! Happy now?

That's a lame statement you made. It's obvious he is cheating on her. This is the time to back out. You guys know the truth but continue to hide it because he is a man like yourself.

Even if he is not cheating, lies are enough to end relationship. Imagine chatting with your ex and not even mention your gf or even tell your gf what does that mean? Even blind man who can't see but hear the story would know what to do.

If only this op can come here in 6 months time to give us update. I bet she would have left him

Obviously you know nothing about relationship.

Strahovski1:
Lol what a funny story.

Well, you are insecure.

My advice: Break up with him, he is cheating on you. And you know it. He doesn't love you. He did but it cease when they started texting again. So break up now before you find him with her in bed then say 'oh.. Strahovski said it'

He gets defensive when you talk about it.. avoiding your kisses.. blah blah blah it's obvious. They were together for 4 year.. you is 1 year so yeah he loves her more than you. Perhaps they never broke up.. Maybe distance kept them apart you never can tell so it's great having them together and you are a wall in the way.

Break up with him and move on.. That's my advice. If you want to continue reading his texts like a vigilante suit yourself.

So the cure to headache is cutting the head off abi??

mizquote:
small joystick guys.
so u guys even get bothered?

Y won't they.same way u shld be bothered if you have a tunnel down there.