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abuayman:
DIFFERENT GRADES OF CHOPIN IN
GOVERNMENT
1. When you chop alone in government and no one chops with you, that is called OBJ

2. When you chop in government and you allow others to chop their own, that is called IBB

3. When you chop in government and you give others from what you have chopulated, that is called Abdusallam

4. When you chop in government and d place you are chopin eventually fold up, that is called Atiku

5. When you dey chop in government, you no remember your driver, secretary, office assistants, dat is called Gowon

6. When you dey chop alone in government, no remember anybody, you kon dey get
headache today, fever tomoro, hehehehehe. .. I laff oyinbo laff...dat one is called Shonekan

7. When dem just appoint you for government position, and you just chop small, auditors kon come say bring all papers, dat is called Nwodo

8. When you chop in government and you die while chopin, that is called Abacha

9. When you want to chop in government and you first give others to chop before you
begin to chop, that is called Goodluck Jonathan

10. When you are chopin your own in government and you call your friends to come and chop their own too, that is called Ibori

11. When you chop and clean mouth like say you no chop anything, that is called Fashola

12. When you chop from this government, that government, this government, that
government like say na you dem create Nigeria for, dat one is called Tinibu

13. When you chop in government so taaay you scatter ground, three houses for America, two for London, six for Maitama, seven for VI, as madam dey go shopping for Dubai, children dey go summer for Spain, EFCC kon gbab you, dat one is called Deziani

14. When you chop well well for government and people know say you chop well well but you dey deny say you chop well well, dat one is called Rotimi Amechi

15. When you chop in government so tay you are even richer than the place you dey chop, dat one is called Rochas

16. When you chop so tey you tire and come
begin de distribute the choppings to others. That one is called Dasuki

17. When you see government money and can't chop and won't let others chop, and u say all govt money belongs to people's projects dat one is called Buhari

18. When u read dis n refuse to share with others dat one is called OYO. On Your Own!!!
God save Nigeria

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With write up like this you can hit front page on nairaland
Nice concept


My opinion though

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IamtherealRita:

You ehn


[size=21pt]With that your Afonja head[/size]

francis523:
Guy u be Ode

[size=30pt]Congratulation sir[/size]







I notice one thing about this life, what people don't understand they rush (like horses running into war) to condenm, but I forive you...

Gospel star


Which gospel


Who made him that



Even though I am tempted to say it is not so...




How I wish God is saying the same thing





I only know one gospel star his name is [size=15pt]Jesus Christ[/size]

My opinion though.

wrapzee:
Asalamu alakum brothers and sisters in islam....I will like to be enlightened more on family planning. .I told my wife that after her second delivery, she should go for it due to current economic recession, but a friend of mine said is against sharia of islam.

I am not a Muslim, so my personal view is; go for the family planing it is not just because of Economic recession but because it is the right thing to do. It will help you focus and provide better living for your family.

[size=15pt]I am glad to see that we have people [brethren] here on nairaland[/size]



Christians has turn the Christian faith to a point that people profane the name of the Lord on a daily basis.


We must stand for the way of the Cross, which is the only way to everlasting life. To live the life of Christ is not just to escape hell but because, it is the best thing for any human race.


[size=20pt]It start with repentance from a sincere heart.[/size]

Pidggin:
GEJ is the best, the only former president without a mansion, the only former president whose children schooled in Nigeria, the only president who never went abroad for medical check-up, the only president without a foreign account, the only president who has no case of lodging money into any foreign account.

The only former president who was not power drunk, the only former president who stepped down for an incumbent, the least is endless.

Even though am not sure about those things you wrote, I am with you

Pidggin:
Yeah right, I trust you know we serve the God of Abraham, Isaac and Jacob, these are Jews. Have you visited any Jewish community before? Most Jews enjoy abundance.
Jesus was destined to suffer for our sake, He came to set the captives free, these includes those suffering under the yoke of poverty, please read your Bible.

[size=15pt]Matt 1:21
And she will have a Son, and you shall name him Jesus (meaning 'Savior'), for he will save his people from their sins.
TLB

Matt 1:21
And she will bring forth a Son, and you shall call His name Jesus, for He will save His people from their sins."
NKJV


Matt 1:21-22
She will bring a son to birth, and when she does, you, Joseph, will name him Jesus — 'God saves' — because he will save his people from their sins.[/size]


I hope from today you have seen what Jesus came to do, To save any one claiming to be a Christian [Christ-like] from sin.

He did not come to make any man rich that is pure deception.

Being a Christian is not a qualification to be rich or have abundance possession. Here what God says...

[size=15pt]Matt 5:45-46
for He makes His sun rise on the evil and on the good, and sends rain on the just and on the unjust.
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The God we serve is a good God, So to him riches, material blessing everybody qualifies as you can see in Matt 5 above.

Christianity is not about things.

Amos 8:11-12

[size=20pt]"Behold, the days are coming," says the Lord God,
"That I will send a famine on the land,
Not a famine of bread,
Nor a thirst for water,
But of hearing the words of the Lord.
They shall wander from sea to sea,
And from north to east;
They shall run to and fro, seeking the word of the Lord,
But shall not find it.
NKJV[/size]



This scripture is being fulfilled in Christianity today, Preachers preach different Jesus.
eg


John 8:32 And you shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you free."



Today they say you will become rich when you pay tithe thus keeping you in bondage instead of setting you free and allowing the holy spirit to lead you to give.

You can help me list trash preached in our Pulpit today.

There are many deception today going round as message of God... Which thus indicate that what people desire to know today they are not told of.

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tayooluwole:
Yes

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Then continue if you are led by God to do such

It is well

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Mbkite:
Yesterday, a nairalander narrated his fears on running HIV screening. Thank God he later did the test and it turned out negative. Reading through the comments on the thread I observed a lot of us are so afraid of HIV and hence, the stigmatization.
All things being equal, can you marry someone who is HIV positive assuming you are negative?
Thanks.

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[size=28pt]Yes if she is a true born again Christian, and God was very clear about me marrying her[/size]


It is better to obey God word than follow the world ways of life

Mbkite:
I have noticed that a lot of christians, especially the young ones find it difficult to stay at least [size=25pt]6hours[/size] for a church service. These same set of people do jobs they put in at least 10hours per day including overtime. But to worship God on a sunday service for at least 6hours na wahala. Please why?

The time is too long

Church service are boring very boring, when you don't know the truth some church will deceive you thinking you are doing the work of God.

Fellowship should not be too long because after the fellowship you have to go home and take your time studying the scripture and meditating on it asking God for understanding.


I rather sit at home and listen to Zac Ponnen message than attend most Churches today

[size=25pt]Which reasonable person will support such bill, those that want to rear Cattle should check the cost buy land and start their business.[/size]





No man should deceive you

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tayooluwole:
The bible says... Blessed are the widows... As I am, I need God's blessing in my life, I need money and happiness. As I they, I no get chingbain in my account. I need to live life and I think being widow's husband will make this possible since blessings of God will be there for me trough out my tenure as widow's husband... Now, I am badly looking for a widow to marry, even as many as possible, so that my blessings will be blessings upon blessings. Again, the blessings that accompanies being widow no be small ( as clearly stated in the bible ), so it will be a great honour and privilege for me to be the husband of those that clearly carries God's blessing.
This is my decision and if I become Dangote of tomorrow, make anybody no come they question the source of my wealth oooooo...

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And all this things you learn it from the Bible


God is watching you, you have one option which is to repent and let your repentance bear fruit

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Skyfornia:
RHAPSODY OF REALITIES DAILY DEVOTIONAL
SUNDAY, 17TH JULY.
THEME: ENDLESS PROSPERITY.
OPENING SCRIPTURE: Thus David the son of Jesse reigned over all Israel...And he died in a good old age, full of days, riches, and honour: and Solomon his son reigned in his stead (1 Chronicles 29:26, 28).
There’re people who, at a certain time, were doing very well in life; everything looked okay with them. But somewhere along the line, they lost everything they had acquired, not because somebody stole from them, but what they possessed suddenly became too small; the society grew bigger than them. Suddenly, the money they had, which used to be substantial, became paltry. Their vehicles became too old, and outdated. Their lives took a downward slide; everything simply changed.
What could have happened? They had thought their lives would be beautiful all the way, but no; things turned sour, and they couldn’t believe it. Some of them have come to even accept that life is that way; “it’s full of ups and downs,” they say. But they’re wrong! Jesus said, “...I have chosen you, and ordained you, that ye should go and bring forth fruit, and that your fruit should remain...” (John 15:16). That means endless prosperity; your success shouldn’t be short-lived.
Think about David: the Bible says he died at a good old age, having enjoyed long life, wealth and honour (1 Chronicles 29:28). It was the same thing with Abraham. There’re men and women described to us in the Bible who were rich, influential, powerful, successful, and served God in righteousness till their days were over; they had a great life all the way.
You can live in abundance every day. That’s God’s plan for you. Don’t live in the past; don’t be among those who’d say, “I used to be very rich, but things went bad.” Be at the cutting edge of everything! Be ahead of your generation, through adherence to spiritual principles revealed to us in God’s Word. And when you’re successful, you don’t have to be afraid about whether or not your success will last, because the Bible says, “...the path of the just is as the shining light, that shineth more and more unto the perfect day” (Proverbs 4:18). That’s endless prosperity. Let this be your consciousness and cogitation always.
CONFESSION
The Lord God is the source of my prosperity! I’m established in His righteousness, planted in the house of the Lord; therefore, I flourish like the palm tree, with grace and glory! I bring forth fruit in season, and out of season, because I’m like a tree planted by the waters, ever in blossom. Glory to God!
FURTHER STUDY:
Genesis 24:1
Deuteronomy 8:18
Psalm 1:1-3
1 YEAR BIBLE READING PLAN:
Acts 25:1-12, Psalms 7-10
2 YEAR BIBLE READING PLAN:
Galatians 5:1-12, Isaiah 37

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People profane the name of the Lord for the sake of your type.

The Lord is watching you with your messages of deception... You may choose to repent shah.

Pidggin:
No offense but it seems you lack understanding. The Kingdom of God is in you. That said, it can be in you yet due to
certain circumstances one may still not enjoy the benefits fully.
There are people living here who are not complaining about the economy because of the knowledge they possess
It only bothers me because of the level of poverty and hardship I see in this country.
The Western countries I mentioned have overcome the kind of poverty we see here. Food, water and clothing are the cheapest things in most of these countries
These achievements did not happen by chance, check the spiritual foundations of these countries and you will find the real reason for their sustained advancement.
I stated that these Western countries are on the verge of catastrophe because as we have seen in history strength is a Mirage. Civilization can be destroyed due to sin and lack of reverence for God
See what led to the collapse of the Roman Empire "Morally, Rome was a sick society : it's life of sin and debauchery served to hasten its collapse from within, even as barbaric tribes moved in to challenge the Romans'millitary rule. By A. D. 450 the Roman Empire was only a skeleton of its former self, reduced to third-rate power among the nations of the ancient world.
Canaanites were an ancient tribe that lived in the land of Canaan before they were displaced by a tiny nation called Israel.
Both Canaanites and Amorites were established in Canaan before 2000 B. C., the Canaanites established their civilization during the middle bronze age(2100 to 1550 B. C). They were a highly civilized people in many ways. Yet they were displaced by a far less civilized country like Isreal who defeated them, plundered their wealth and took over their land.

Pidggin:
The growing influence of atheism and the other non Christian religions will destroy Europe
My concern is Nigeria not Europe so I will no longer respond to any argument on such

Pidggin:
May I ask how you were suffering and smiling under Jonathan? God knows everything was cheap under GEJ:Fuel, light, food, clothes, you just name it.
We were buying fuel at N87, Kerosene at N100, pure water at N80 per bag, bag of Rice at N7500 etc. how did you suffer?
May God forgive you for that blasphemous statement

Pidggin:
Christianity and advancement/civilization go together. There cannot exist a Christian nation without advancement, except the inhabitants of such a country is not being sincere.
Check the history of America and Europe as evidence
Jesus said "My people suffer for lack of knowledge" poverty is caused by lack of knowledge

Pidggin:
If you are a Christian and you voted for a muslim then you really do not understand who you are in Christ.
As a Christian you are the salt of this earth, this means you give taste to a tasteless humanity, you have been given the mantle to positively affect this world and to establish God's Kingdom on earth. How then can a Christian expect a non-believer to promote God's Kingdom on earth?
What is the rationale behind a so-called Christian voting against another Christian e. g. Many SW and Northern Christians voted for Buhari against Jonathan.
Do you know that many middle eastern counties were ones Christian countries? They made the same mistakes we made and look where they are today
Do you also know that civilization follows Christianity? A case study is Egypt and Ethiopia, these were ones great countries but lost their destinies due to religion. Why are Europe and America great today? It is because of revivalists like John Wesley and Co. who dedicated their countries to the Christian God.
Nigerian Christians need wisdom

Christianity has nothing to do with politics, It is not also a life of convenience, We are to live and please God in whatever economic situation we find ourselves.

Try look for Peace House in your area it will help you know that Christianity is different from what you're thinking it is now

Eh yah

Pidggin:
The truth stings, doesn't it?

You are baby Christian who need sincere milk to grow... You need to desire to know more about Christ outside your Church.

I will suggest you try to locate where Peace House is located in your area for a start you would begging to know the truth.

If not as far as Christianity is concern you don't know anything

Pidggin:
Christianity and advancement/civilization go together. There cannot exist a Christian nation without advancement, except the inhabitants of such a country is not being sincere.

Check the history of America and Europe as evidence

Jesus said "My people suffer for lack of knowledge" poverty is caused by lack of knowledge

I feel sorry for you

I think she is still the first Lady of Nigeria since we don't have any


My opinion shah

Pidggin:
Europe is on the verge of catastrophe today because Christian morality is being sidelined for secularism. You did well by voting for a Christian.

Why did Jesus teach us to pray for the Kingdom to come if we aren't meant to experience it here on earth, what is abundant life without adequate social amenities? God Says, "I will take you to a land flowing with milk and honey "there is a reason why advancement follows justice, law and order.

Let me tell you if you live in an advanced society like Europe or America you are already experiencing a fraction of His Kingdom.

It is clear your definition of Christianity is about possession of things, I can't see that in the life of Jesus who is our example

toposi4naija:
Please....I want to buy Nassarawa state....how do I go about it??

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