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yuzedo: No hope bro. I gradate 2.2 uppper from prestingous universety since 40yrs ago. No job. No punny. No anytin!

I have desided to take matters into my very own hands. I want to do oil bunkery. Palm-oil bunkery. or kidnappy. Dat is disposeable kid nappy.hope somebody can send me richard card to sell, af not eat good food since last years.

laffing & rolling

who is IK?

the former CV they collected 2 months ago they didnt contact any1..now, they are collecting another set of CVs.

so easy it is to be collecting pple's CV

@All those Insulting the Prophet of God
To avert a mishap..majority of the citizens of a country has to pray to stop it from happening..the prophet cant do it alone..prophets reveal this deep things from God so that pple can pray against it.
For example..there was a time the prophet prophesied about a plane crash, the prophet alongside whole church prayed against it and it was averted, the aircraft wit 250 passengers onboard landed safely in the bank of a river wit no casualty.

Insulting the prophet here and there is just pure stup.idity...Many (pastors, Obj, politicians) hav publicly criticised, blocking his programs on National TV but cannot bring his over 2 decade old ministry down...hate all u want, u r only wasting ur time! ..so u better do sumfin wit your life since u and your lineage all together cant contribute to humanity your entire lives as the prophet TB has done and he is stil doing.

Your canal minds belittle Prophets and embrace pastors and envangelists who are far beneath the prophets spiritually..u r jokers

We love u TB Joshua...U are a Major Prophet with RESULTS to show.

@op dont mind them...dont run..U can start marketing insurance policies for them, if u can..Instead of sitting Idle at home like many on this thread wit blank spaces on your CV.
Niger Insurance is for real..just google them. Infact, I once market their policies and got paid commissions.
Pick it up, market for them and u wil recieve a percentage of any money your client pays as commission.
But make sure the Insurance officers you are dealing with are not frauds.
Dnt let salary income be your priority ..Build your skill & CV. Peace

they are all scum scammers! I hate Health Stream Alliance wit a passion, after they made me waste my money travelling frm abuja to ibadan last year for their so called interview, only to notice they were clowns the txt they sent me today might be the 100th invitation txt from them I Ignored fvckin plonkers

@OP tnx for the Info.. Kip it comin..Abuja peeps are comin alive on this thread unlike before. Bless

they come up advertising wit diff company names such as Wellness Homes, health stream alliance etc as if they are upto som mischief..

I Went there a couple of times..the employers look fake, unserious, mischevious & hungry to me.

they asked for N8500 for medical license to operate whereas I studied Bus. Admin. .after continuosly persuading me & others to pay witout caring or asking 4 our skills & capabilities. . I stup1dly gave them N1000 & pulled out cuz they look lyk scammers to me.

1. They dont care wether you are a nitwit, cretin or an slowpoke, they jst nid your N8500

2. The employers claim to be millionaires buh dnt have cars and dress cheaply.

3. They want us to practice medicine wit a license wtout prior knowledge or background which is a criminal offence.

4. They hav no office but use a shop within a mall to prey on desperate graduates.

5.they hav sent me over 60 sms within 3months for job interview which I ignore. . Goodjobs dnt recruit like that.

Finally, I wil advise you and anybody else not to waste ur time & money to go there. .but u can give it a try lest u think Iam discouraging you. Bless

@Op nice post though not my field of study. .Most Abuja nairalanders are kind of dormant when it comes to postin unpublicised recruitment which gives one a better hope of gettin employed instead of these publicised job vacancy wit millions of applicant strugglin 4 just a couple of positions which they may neva get. Kip it up OP.

hey donald, tnx 4 your updates so far. .these are gr8 biz ideas. .cant wait 4 u to post more. .I wil like to get more info 4rm u abt these biznesses since you reside in abuja too. .my email is mef.tical@yahoo.com God bless u.

Pls I need someone to give me the photo specification for uploading my passport into the federal civil service online application portal...because I've used different passport photo sizes and its not uploading..kindly assist. Thanx.

You see...prophecy r not 4 f.ools
It is told in parables nd in ambiguous terms, so dat the wise culd understand & heed to it

This man has made countless prophecy nd they all come 2 pass.

Some of u want him to say Mr so so & so wil die at so so date nd when d person dies..y'all wil say TB killed him or her. .A wise prophet or even a wise man wont utter words carelessly lyk that. That is the definition of f.oolery at its best.

Or mayba say so so plane wil crash @t so so so place nd then when it is averted by the flight officials nd it does not occur. U wil all say the prophecy was fake.

How about his prophecy abt a plane dat would crash land nd nobody wil die? nd it came to pass

Was sumtin as phenomenal as that a fake prophecy too?

It is stubborn hearted pple lyk some of u in dis thread dat crucified christ cuz u dont believe anything, thinkin u r wise & smarter whereas the reverse is the case

Listen,TB's prayer alone cant avert all this tragedies. .It takes d prayer of majority in d country's populace heeding to TB's prophecy to avert all these. .thats d way of God! Wch u cant understand

As long as u pple kip doubting the prophet unnnecessarily nd not heeding to his warnings, calamity wil kip befalling this nation?

Nid I remind u that there are major prophets nd there are minor prophets..

your local bible teaching pastor is no way better or holier than TB, u only luv him better than TB joshua because u understand his simple ways since u r simple minded.

U r scared & suspicious of TB because he is not ur regular pastor.his ways r too complex 4 u to understand

Just leave the Man of God alone.
Kabish!

I want to apply for MBA program in unibadan...how do I buy the form..do I have to travel to Ibadan. .or if Im to pay online...what are the procedures for online payment 4 the form. .pls let me knw hw to go about it. tnx

2face, wizkid & Psquare are all bigger than Akon at the moment. .so the signing has be the other way round. . .

Come to think of it. .If Akon signs wizkid. .then what wil become of BankyW & his EME label?

I dont agree wiv all u stated tho,

u rily thot naeto was d weakest on d cypher? r u for real?

wat happened to lines lyk

am sitting on thier heads/ am lyk a basin
lyf is nt fair/ im thinkin of how to bleach
i dont need a hook/ my bars r lyk fish
reload the boothe/ & hook it down lyk a cufflink

ice prince was d lamest fuq on dat cypher. . no doubt about it

naeto's show fee was 1mill, they didnt want to pay his complete fee upfront. .thts y he had no choice but to use his POWER to fuq those dubious organizers up

finally, Naeto c 10/10 and 5&6 r getting maad airplay

all the other points u made are bogus

Mr. Globe:
^ Nah, you are rather the uninformed one lol. It was shown on BET INTERNATIONAL not BET AMERICA. BET America aired the hip hop awards on last tuesday without the Nigerian cypher while BET INTERNATIONAL aired on saturday. Common, you know those lines were pretty weak for the American audience. It would have showed them there was no talent in Nigeria so it was helpful in some way too

Tell them. .They neva had a worldwide audience after all apart frm Naeto & XO. .the others were wannabes fakin wiv serious identity crisis

coolguyz:
XO's lyrics

The Outlook’s bright, that’s the Word, all I do is Excel
And Casey Anthony rappers, my flow should be on the pill
The Lyrical Dangote, even Aliko couldn’t get on this ‘bill’
Last year I watched this from my office – now I’m here – Surreal!
Pray for me, I’m spittin’ in a sick way, and I’m (Azikwe Nnamdi) – Truth!
Yeh “We Are Africans – Awoo!”
But the rap crown was roaming (Roman) and so I ceased her (Caesar) – Poof!
Talking ‘racks on racks on racks’?
‘Maybachs on bachs on bachs’?
Not stopping ’til Fortune companies hire Blacks on Blacks
Dagrin and Amy Winehouse, RIP!
Now “Back to Black” E.T.
I B-E-T that if yo B C’s D’s (b****/baby sees these)
She will press ‘pause’ (paws) on me, like I’m E-V-E
The sickest lyricist to spit it infinite in minutes is winning would dream it like Hakeem but now like Brixton I’m “innit” (in it)
U see I sawed this beat, its now an eye sore in the I.C.U.
Buzzing ’bout who the best be(e)?
I’m all 3 … Minus 2!


. . . courtesy - free naija lyrics

Gawd . .Now this what I call lyricism. .fresh train of thot. .XO was creative wiv originality 2 his style. .he was talkin africa, dangote, Nnamdi azikiwe ,tribute 2 dagrin etc. This dude verse is way better than Mode9.

Mode9 came out wit his same ol' style of lyricism, wit no identity. None of his bars connects wit where he comes from. I jst knew he wil do this. I swear if a US label signs mode9, he wil neva rep naija #Fact

they were all lame buh XO actually killd this cypher wiv his brilliant lyrics, xo nids to rily work on his delivery tho

@coolguyz 10x 4 d lyrics mahn

rapjunkie:
MODE 9'S VERSE


I sport all white , stunt like I'm playing cricket.
u in the back ground chirping , u playing cricket
funny pants like you and lil wayne kick it
protesting against me the lames picket
u won't be fly if u bought a plane ticket
look my word plays incredible fam
to get into my rhyme book you need a retinal scan.
stake out the  doberman in the sentinel van.
the definition of a heckler - unintentional fan
blow me pause homie your full of baloney
Phonies creeping n crawling without spines
double jeopardy they get blinded and out shined
I burn mics leave nothing but charred outlines
the last time I was out rhymed I was about 9
no five go plank on a bee hive
better yet strap weights on and deep sea dive

pure crap! Dude was jst playin smart by bein a bit witty No brilliant punchlines. .the openin Cricket lines was a joke

u wuldnt be Fly /if u bought a plane ticket wtf Was this supposed to be dope?

The attention seeker even thot he culd get ppl's attention by takin shots @ lil wayne. .Fail!

Cant believe y'all hav bn make a fuss outta this trashy lines for 2days naw

Now sombody post XO senavoe's cypher lines lets compare!

Pls can any of y'all muster the guts to post the lines wiv which Mode9 murdered the cypher? Stil waiting

what a waste of time instead of Iceberg slim to think of how to make a hit, he's busy dissin MI jst 2 get attention, My question is when wil he blow? Or wil he 4eva remain a veteran upcomin artiste solely dependin on an MI & BankyW hype?


Note: when @TosinODEda starts hypin a naija rapper, jst knw the rapper's career is ruined *coughs* A-Q.


Plus It may interest y'all to knw that this so called beef is a premeditated publicity stunt btw MI & Iceberg in an attempt 2 help Iceberg's career & It is an EPIC Fail.

Naija music lovers don wise up

Great song. .the NJO comments says it all. .Rugged is always on fire,he neva dissapoints. .against all odds he stil stands tall. Unique concept & flawless delivery, I place rugged up their wiv ludacris & co. in terms of delivery. .this joint is def on repeat.

What else do u expect 4rm a little wayne? Lame shi.t!

amblors:
Jay no dey reply Game at all na. guess Jay sees him as a nonentity
the thing dey vex game.

she wan dead? she must hav seen wat em had done to britney spears, mariah carey & other industry b.itches. .she wuldnt dare want it wiv him!

Godmother:
Saw the news on Nigerian Entertainment magazine. The guy is a disgrace and a bad example to upcoming stars

Is it ur sperm?