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Jobs/VacanciesRe: Between Inec And Nimc by tical(m): 8:25pm On Jun 07, 2013
INEC is 100times better bro..I dnt see NIMC standing the test of time..unproductivity, laying off staffs & even scrapping the commission is inevitable in the longrun (remember what happened to their former employees).there is no guaranteed job security in NIMC. INEC is here to stay for ever. Choose wisely bro. Bless

May God extend his favour to me so I can get a good job too. In Jesus Name. Amen.
Christianity EtcRe: Ghanian Bishop Accuses TB Joshua and Chris Oyakhilome Of Practising Occultism by tical(m): 8:48pm On May 21, 2013
this is a practical scenario of a boxer blabbing against his opponent outside the ring... undecided

If one has the TIME to point out an evil prophet/pastor and condemn them...that same person should also have the power and TIME to confront & deliver the SO CALLED evil or fake prophet/Pastor.
If not, he's jst wasting his time on some futile blabbing like some CAN Pharisees/pastorpreneurs, we know. undecided
Christianity EtcRe: From TB Joshua's Church, Don't Be Deceived By Emmanuel TV Go And See, Its Fake! by tical(m): 3:31pm On May 20, 2013
onatisi: my brother ,miracle na miracle,it has no other distinction.if someone is using the powers of satan to bring healing ,hope and happiness into the lives of millions i think he is better than ppl using the power of God to milk their members and while they are living big,buying jets ,houses and cars their members are dying in abject poverty.
grin grin grin grin grin

shdemidemi: No man has the power through Christ to perform any miracle (never be deceived) in this dispensation of grace and the church age. The only spiritual gift left is knowledge and teaching cos all other gifts seized. Anyone that claims he does miracle is talking direct from the pit of hell.
can u pple imagine this? huh huh angry
Christianity EtcRe: Ghana Bishop Reveals That Pastor Chris & TB Joshua Are Agents Of Satan by tical(m): 3:07pm On May 20, 2013
Eyaaa! buh we sure know TB joshua and chris oyakhilome to have yielded results thru the mandate given by God to them...sadly, we dont knw who bempah owosu or whateva he is called is...this bempah man shuld start doing sumfin wit God's gift over his life (that is if he has any) undecided
Christianity EtcRe: I Won't Like To Visit Cameroon - T.B Joshua by tical(m): 12:20am On May 20, 2013
Imagine a prophet who some pple condemn to be evil walking CONFIDENTLY AND FEARLESSLY inside the midst of Tens of Thousand pple (wit both holy & evil spirits), prophesying & healing them yet none of these pple can confront the SO CALLED evil prophet spiritually..Today, his ministry is 3 decades old..

How many nigeria pastors can do that...direct real miracles for all eyes to see? huh None undecided instead they avoid their flocks who made them who they are like a plague..while they pursue luxury.

A Nigerian pastor has a congregation of 100,000 pple every sunday..if the forces of nature naturally favor 2000 pple in that church..next sunday testimony, they wil attribute such breakthrough to the Senior pastor who practically did nothing.

You wil see members of these widely accepted CAN pastors in TB joshua church in search of miracles which they culdnt get from the so called Accepted REAL MEN OF GOD.

Some swore never to attend TB Joshua church but end up visiting there when they hav problems that pass their pastor power.

The clear difference here is, These pple are pastors/ evangelist but tb joshua is a major prophet. Highly above them spiritually...if u are pastored by them & u criticise tb joshua then u r just being ignorant and silly at the same time. undecided
Christianity EtcRe: 4 Dead, 13 Injured At T.B. Joshua's Church In Ghana by tical(m): 11:37pm On May 19, 2013
Acidosis: I hope you're sure about this..?


Alot of people are in big regret today for posting, publishing & distributing fake stories about this man just because they do not believe in God/miracle. You can ask those NDLEA guys in Nigeria, they'll explain better..


btw, you people need to stop hating this man... what God is doing through him today is not new... its happening everywhere, it happened over 2000years ago and it wont stop until Jesus come to rapture the saints.

Greater miracles are happening all over the world... Evang Reinhard Bonnke , Evang Lambert & so on have prayed for the dead and they rose up in the past but we do not hear much noise (may be cos they're white cool the same poor african mentality killing us today).


You guys need to rest, biko

Y'all have been trying to tarnish his image since I was born, I'm now an adult (20+) and he's still flourishing.

Abeg, una nor dey tire?
True talk..Tell them Oo
Christianity EtcRe: The Mystery About Bishop Idahosa Death Exposed by tical(m): 10:41pm On May 19, 2013
Most christains nowadays are used to apostles, pastors and evangelist phd holder wit eloquent speech but are not used to prophets. They just cant just comprehend the power.

hence, they say & believe that too much power manifestation = devil's power ...makes sense huh Nope undecided

Remember this is the same way they condemned, criticised jesus and said he was using the powers of belzebub to deliver demon possessed pple as they jerk violently during deliverance.

I bet u if christ was here today..this same pple wil criticise him..in the same way pple respect the God's generals (AA Allen, woodworth etta, katherine kuhlman) who they used to criticise but regard them now because they are dead.

In nigeria, almost every pastor/evangelist eulogise bishop idahosa cuz he is now dead, he used to be seriously criticised when he was alive too.

When did the devil become more powerful? huh

Prolly pple so much believed in babalawo evil power and scared of it.

Lets learn to respect God's vessel (Prophet) amongst us..now that he is still alive and making history..

TB joshua has neva offended any of his critics personally...they are only offended by the results of God's work thru him..
Christianity EtcRe: The Mystery About Bishop Idahosa Death Exposed by tical(m): 10:51pm On May 18, 2013
@OP I saw this mystery story behind Bishop Idahosa Death on a blog but I search the Internet and asked ardent Idahosa fans for proof to validate this story but they said nuffin lyk that happened.

I knew Bishop Idahosa used to pronounce judgemental curses on mischevous pple during his ministry.. If this is true then he went too far and tried it wit the wrong person (TB Joshua)

Because such declaration does not go void..It either Do or Undo..hence, back to sender undecided

Nobody can stop TB Joshua a TRUE SERVANT OF GOD, If they culd, he wuldnt hav stil bn here today..THE ADDRESS TO HIS CHURCH IS NOT HIDDEN..any1 who has problem wit him shuld go & confront him in his church and stop blabbing and slandering a 3 decade old ministry. undecided
FamilyRe: Update; I Am 31 And getting married soon by tical(m): 6:08pm On May 12, 2013
berem: Even if you have the money to rent an apartment, please don't! I won't advise you to do that. It tells a lot when a well to do lady like you live alone. Some men will not be comfortable with it and some gigolos will come knocking at your door. Remain in your father's house till you get married even if others are getting married . Your turn will surely come.
good advice...coming 4rm one lady to another.

@ OP
REASON: There is a high tendency that ladies who rent personal appartment (even in school) falls deep into the temptation of a life ruining immorality that becomes a stigma to any1 who intends to marry them

It is always honorable when u leave your father's house directly to your husband's house...any house rented in between can be termed as an ashawo house by pple esspecially your prospective inlaws who might discourage your fiance from settling wit u. undecided cool

Dont be desperate..Marriage is about love & hapiness.

I as a man will neva marry any woman who will not be commited to our relationship because she feels Iam unsettled (poor) undecided

Accept a RESPONSIBLE man (not because they are FINE rich happening party guys in town Oo) when he has nuffin and when he is made he will acknowledge & regard u 4 eva

Humble yourself. Bless
Christianity EtcRe: TB Joshua Provides Alternative For Ghanians by tical(m): 2:13am On May 12, 2013
Ricky_Ross: For the records, I did not write this article, I saw it on a Ghanaian forum and posted it here because I disliked the way Ghanians were insulting Nigerians and TB Joshua on that forum.

I do not worship at TB Joshua church but I believe that TB Joshua is not fake. I say what I know. I don't believe in hearsays. I know so many people who got healing at TB Joshua church. One of my village girl was healed of breast Cancer. One Warri guy I know in Ghana was told by Ghanaian doctors that his son would die within 30 days if they don't fly him to UK for surgery, the 4 year old boy had brain tumor. The father is my friend and he tried so hard to raise up to 30,000 Dollars for the surgery without success, someone told him to take the son to TB Joshua church and the wise-men healed the boy. This happened about 4 years ago and the boy is very healthy. There are just too many instances. Believe me I used to think all those things they show on Emmanuel TB was staged and fake, but I know people that were about to die but got their healing there. What I don't know is the source of TB Joshua power. And it is only God who can judge all of us. How can I say he is using juju or witchcraft when I don't know what my own church pastor is using? Only God knows who is fake and who is real.

Most people who accuse TB are either ignorant or jealous. In Black Africa if you are successful people will be jealous and they will gossip till infinity. If it is true that TB Joshua is using juju then that juju is very good juju. This juju that is healing people of incurable diseases, the same juju is giving thousands of people scholarships, same juju is feeding thousands of people around the world etc. Abeg that kind juju is good.
you are the second person writing this.. Doubtfully Questioning source of TBJ power on this nairaland forum...the first person said he got healed by placing his hands on emmanuel TV ..but he doesnt knw the source of the healing he recieved huh

Note: satan does not heal anyone without collecting something back...If you are sure those pple recieved their healings and neva gave anything in return ..is it not enough for u to know the source of the healing power?

What miracle/healing/deliverance has TB Joshua been doing that is too much for God to do? huh
FamilyRe: Are You Married To An Older Lady...? by tical(m): 7:22pm On May 07, 2013
My 28 yrs old Male cousin is on the verge of marrying a 34 year old lady (who is older than him wit 6 yrs & 6months).. The lady looks like she is 25 years Old ..She is very respectful and totally submissive..she has neva exchanged words with my cousin or had neva disrespected my cousin...she practically honored him wit her life through out their 2 and half yrs old relationship even when my cousin was broke.

She was submissive to him b4 she started working about a year ago when my cousin was jobless and she is even more submissive today that she is even richer.

Note: SHE LOST HER VIRGINITY TO MY COUSIN 2YRS AGO AT THE AGE OF 32 AND SHE IS STILL FAITHFUL TILL DATE..DO THINK MY COUSIN SHOULD DUMP HER DUE TO HIS PARENTs PRESSURE?
Christianity EtcRe: Camilla Mberekpe Channels An Evil Spirit On Emmanuel TV (Video Clip inside) by tical(m): 12:36am On Apr 30, 2013
Mylove55: I was once a pastor,i backslide because of d likes of oyedepo and d rest dat prefer worldly things more than helpin d poor and win'deliver' soul frm kingdow of darkness to light.but today my master has brought me out of darkness to light,i can now see clearly.i was a philosophy by nature,no one criticise God,Jesus and Tb joshua more than i do.pls 4 God sake and d sake of ur generation(both alive and unborn)don't go anywhere this sunday,find a place to watch this sunday live service,or come to my house in benin,back of oba mkt,any house u enter,u can watch it 247.i made it possible 4 everyone in my area to watch.because i so much love God,Jesus and Tb joshua.i love u all.
Bless your soul brother


Matthew 5:11-12
King James
Version (KJV)
11 Blessed are ye,when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.
12 Rejoice, and be exceedingly glad: for great is your reward in heaven: for so they persecuted the prophets which were before you.
LiteratureRe: NYSC: National Year Of Sex And Comfort <<<Adventure of the year: 2013 Awards >>> by tical(m): 12:01am On Apr 29, 2013
PPA things...Its monday morning..we stil dey wait 4 d unlock & update.. No time undecided cool
PoliticsRe: Igbo Group Swears To Punish Jonathan In 2015 by tical(m): 9:19pm On Apr 28, 2013
Empty barrels make the loudest Noise undecided
HealthRe: 15 Health Benefits Of Eating APPLE by tical(m): 9:16pm On Apr 28, 2013
Uk is like the home for apple plantations..then Why do majority of british citizens hav decayed and stained teeth? huh undecided

dont be ruled by what food u r told to eat & what not to, If u are meant to be healthy, u wil b healthy.
PropertiesRe: Deleted by tical(m): 7:49pm On Apr 28, 2013
One thing we have to knw is that we shuld stop using our natural logical knowledge/sense to judge God's ways & its authencity.

God is spirit and his ways might nt be logical to you since u depend solely on the material world and facts.

The world gives u FACT but God gives u TRUTH.

There has bn a millions of jaw dropping miracles that wil make one not to doubt the word of God (Jesus).

Jesus is the TRUTH while the Devil is a DECEIVER since the beginning of creation...dont be Mislead! Majority has been and can be wrong and they wil all their majority pay the same price...since God Almighty does not bend his rules...If he does, he wuldnt hav allowed his beloved son Christ to die for our salvation in such a gory and excruciating way for our salvation

If you go to a living church like Synagogue church of all Nations, You wil see demon possessed pple being delivered as the demons kip crying out when being tormented by FIRE of the holy ghost right b4 every1s eyes. These demons are bound in chains and sent to eternal hellfire to await judgement
Which means if that demon possessed person wasnt delivered b4 death, His soul in unison with the demon wil be casted in chains to hell for everlasting torment.

It is silly to be looking for a physical location for hell which is spiritual, designed by a Spiritual God.

Thats why Scientist cannot and can never use their canal minds to xplain God's existence and his mode of operations..hence, a lot of questions unanswered.

Finally, Jesus Christ aka ( THE TRUTH) said 'Hell exists' so therefore, JUST BELEIVE Cuz it TRULY exists.
Music/RadioRe: Dagrin Vs Olamide: Who Raps Better by tical(m): 2:27am On Apr 28, 2013
sina rambo raps better undecided
LiteratureRe: NYSC: National Year Of Sex And Comfort <<<Adventure of the year: 2013 Awards >>> by tical(m): 2:22pm On Apr 27, 2013
woooohoooo! PPA wil b back 2morr....mojo toh gbaski grin ..mazi, u must do three'some wit sonia & her momsi 4 dat wicked setup wey dem do u tongue .. dem deserve merciless tidying wink grin grin grin grin grin cool
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Share Your 2013 NIMC Interview ,Training and Work Experience Here! by tical(m): 11:52pm On Apr 26, 2013
Prettychiz4real: Congrats to those who got a sms from NIMC. Hmmm..... Frankly, I don't trust these network providers especially MTN to deliver the sms to the recipients considering what MTN did to me. MTN withheld a sms my friend sent to me since 26th March, 2013. I knew about this when my friend called me on 21st April, 2013, and complained that I've refused to reply her message. I told her I didn't receive any sms from her. We later met and she showed me the sent sms in her phone. MTN delivered the message and charged her for it, without delivering it to me . I was dazed. That means job interview sms could also be withheld. I have this nagging feeling that Mtn and co will withold most of the success sms from NIMC. I wished NIMC chose other ways to alert successful candidates!
you are rite dear! I wonder what stopped them 4rm pasting names on their website if no be ''Magu Magu'' dem wan do undecided
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Five Million Jobs By 2015 - FG by tical(m): 11:37pm On Apr 26, 2013
Politics & Lies! angry same as the lies abt vision 2010 turn vision 2020 huh undecided .. just saying what the masses want to hear angry angry angry angry undecided
CelebritiesRe: Tonto Dikeh In Her Teenage Years (Picture) by tical(m): 11:25pm On Apr 26, 2013
Egba girl: HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA I just have to make a comment. These Tonto Dikeh threads though. LOL!!! Honestly, I think the mods do it on purpose 'cause they know people will click on them to complain. LOL. all na strategy jare. Business is business. Mods, carry go! notin do una. LOL. "Tonto dikeh crying" "Tonto D in school uniform" Tonto D eating" "Tonto D taking a stroll" "Tonto sitting down" "Tonto D's new haircut" LOL!!!! grin grin grin grin grin
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LiteratureRe: NYSC: National Year Of Sex And Comfort <<<Adventure of the year: 2013 Awards >>> by tical(m): 2:25pm On Apr 26, 2013
@ mazi open anoda thread for place of promiscuous assignment PPA naw..since that thread is closed..we've bn waiting on u cool
CelebritiesRe: I'm Dating Kentura, Not Nadia Buari - Jim Iyke Cries Out by tical(m): 2:33am On Apr 26, 2013
Billyonaire: Anyone can jump on top of a woman and get her pregnant, everyone, so its not an achievement. To be a Star, to be talked about, for an image to become collateral for credit, is an achievement. Jim Iyke, is a great guy.
Not anyone, it takes a responsible man to do that in a honorable way..
Its not all abt sleeping around wit diff ladies, having the cash & puposely not settling down...
See how his fiancee kip dressing like a w.hore in her pix undecided
I guess u wil like jim iyke to be a role model to your kid somday innit? huh
At 40, he is feeling fresh talking abt dating undecided
To his Supporters, Changing Puni sweet grin buh the nemesis as a result of multiple hrtbrks is ugly undecided fear God.
LiteratureRe: The Cyber Lover by tical(m): 2:09am On Apr 26, 2013
@frank3.16 Great piece bruh! u r a very talented writer..more ink to your pen game. Bless.
LiteratureRe: In Her Loving Memory by tical(m): 6:27pm On Apr 24, 2013
May her lovely gentle soul rest in peace..
Iam deeply touched by this witty poem (which u did justice to) and she wil appreciate it wherever she is..May God grant u the fortitude to bear this loss.. God will send a pure angelic queen (wit all the qualities u nid in a woman) at the appointed time to take away all these pains.. and make u happy in love once again like neva before. Trust Me..Be strong Bro. Bless
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Jobs/VacanciesRe: Are You A Graduate Or Jobless?... Why Not Be A Safety Officer. by tical(m): 11:28pm On Apr 22, 2013
ednut1: why dont u train yourself and get a job nd enjoy, rubbish
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Jobs/VacanciesRe: Vacancy As A Call Centre Representative by tical(m): 11:16pm On Apr 22, 2013
Bastaaads! angry angry undecided
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Any Hope For Graduates With 2nd Class Lower? by tical(m): 12:58pm On Apr 19, 2013
yuzedo: No hope bro. I gradate 2.2 uppper from prestingous universety since 40yrs ago. No job. cry No punny. cry No anytin! angry angry

I have desided to take matters into my very own hands. I want to do oil bunkery. Palm-oil bunkery. or kidnappy. Dat is disposeable kid nappy.hope somebody can send me richard card to sell, af not eat good food since last years. cry
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