ok we don hear but u no let ur guest(april fool)com b4 u prepare him food,u sure say dfood no cool b4 e com?
Pls who help me see broda oritsejafor or hav him numba?

Larufa:
Here is the full election results from all the state except Delta, which I gave PDP the maximum possible --1.9m

General Buhari is the President-Elect of Nigeria.

Thanks to all Nigerians that make this possible

dis reminds me of one of d most crucial w/c qualifyer match of d s/eagles when we bank on home and away goals

quarantined

osram:
useless pple..............keep sellin ur. Rights to hausa-fulani

who be dis mumu?

Napoleone:
Where are the riggers?

they are being quarantined

MayorofLagos:
OP change topic to "Buhari has BEATEN Jonathan" abeg...which one be "is beating". The matter is settled.

I have prison uniform on order for clueless and his crew...including that fat cow they call mama peace.

what abt fayose& fani (kayi)ODE?

MadCow1:
P


I can't believe the Nigerian Police or rather the attorney generals office is trying the Guy for Murder.

Where is the intent?

This looks more like manslaughter to me.

in d court of law its manslaughter.

bright007:
Up Nigeria


GEJ is working!

it ws Gej dat played d ball?

Ok,what happenned 2dat prophecy of suleman now?

humberjade:



Whatever bro...let's wait till then, then we'll talk... May God spare our lives till then.


But let's enjoy this victory first...


Watch me do my Azonto!!!

leav am na bad belle dey worry am

mrham03:
our attack has let us down. Nigeria isnt that gud

eyaaa sorry doo, make una go learn 4rm boko haram how to attack

Toonboard:
Pls who scored? Was it iheanacho. That guy is making us proud.

na yak aiyegbeni score

Ghanaians how mkt na?

SambisaaForest:
chill,eba eater this is just an u-20 match.Ghana is taking pity on you guys. with all the crap going on in your country you need something to cheer you up! hahahaha the mighty Black Stars is waiting for you supa chinchins

u talk 2much u no let prsn hear wetin comentato dey talk

DaBullIT:
Bold face Armed Robbery of Nigerians sponsored by Commander in Thief of Armed robbers Badluck Egbere Joesatan

pls i no fit laf.

aieromon:
Coquelin off

Ramsey on

shey na Ramsey Noah of nollywood?

safarigirl:
@krasid. Change the date to 18 March

This should've been the finals, but those chaleys are just useless ....they're lucky Iheanacho couldn't make it, else he would've terrorized them like he did at the U-17

why they no release am na abi nahim no Wan com?

Krasid:
Madrid match was on my mind.Mistake has been corrected.

ok,nobody above mistake

0nyegame:
Op,hw u take no say na wetin oga Jona tell them...Op u can lie and must be a gud liar.nonsense

u are right it is buhari dat gave gani adams &his boys Dollars 2unleash terror on his party members.
WHY did u ppl choose 2 hate hearing&speaking d truth?

An 81yr old Oba& 51yrs on d throne is never a joke in fact.he needs 2be very very careful &shouldnt let small boys like jona &co 2rubbish d rest of d few yrs he has b4 he joins his ancestors. I highly commend him &his council of obas.
I know there are some part of dis country which their monarchs can even sell their kinsmen 4money. Awujale has demonstrated d qualities of a good leader Im proud of him &im proud of d Ijebus.

Dis style of lie is obsolete,oya invent another one

SeverusSnape:


If they like, let them launch a hi-tech satellite into space, It doesn't make any difference, Buhari shall cry again.

The station shall be meant mainly for propaganda dissemination.

wetin dis one dey talk

Country ppl una sure say no be wkend hangover dey affect d op so abi una no see d date ee put?

kestolove95:
nop...but d ebira wil not rule. Kogi...wat happen. to Philip salau?..who is d current deputy governor of kogi State?...even kabbah and basa wit ogori mangogo will. Rule kogi b4 ebira

now we know ur types dat always rejoice wen eva any misfortune happens 2ebira ppl.u all wil be put 2shame in no distance future.

country ppl

GeneralBosco:
Fayose, the current Kirikiri inmates have enough support and love for you which they cannot wait to express. By May 29th you shall be warming up to receive that love..just make sure you get enough pampers for your mum before going.

i no sure say na d prsn wey givhim mama bele na him dey giv fayose to.
I strongly condemned my support 4him wen he contested.

dis man sabi lie eh

Ok mo ti gbo

Uncletony:


U are just paranoid! Anyway talking abt employment, they are far better than u.

yah they are gainfully employed dat is why jona easily used dollar 2scatter their brain

jona Dollars don dey work wela

omenka:
This is one thing I just can't stand about this man. His remarks are always so disjointed, lacking in depth, and generally sensensical. I feel extremely nonplussed whenever I read him and ask myself; does this man really have a first degree, let alone a master's??

I've tried over and over again to make sense of what I quoted up there without success. Most painful is this isn't a typo, it is simply how he speaks (gibberish in most cases when not reading from a prepared speech). Please if anyone has any idea what mr President was trying to say, fill me in.



And mr president I noticed even in your interview with Aisha Sasay, you kept saying "the Boko Haram" blablabla. Pleeeease, the "the" isn't necessary, simply say "Boko Haram". Haba. Could english language be this difficult for a supposed PhD holder??

"How much did Jim Nwobodo stole"
"If you are in Lagos you are almost in Nigeria"
"I wil create unemployement"

understatement:
Nobody fine reach balo for dat pix

abeg i no fit laf