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HealthRe: Stammering by tim1256(op): 6:54pm On Dec 29, 2016
talkingood:
A friend Of мч was asked to drink water using d shell of a snail as cup for 7days and his cronic stamarering disappered
I'm very grateful, I'll try it out
HealthStammering by tim1256(op): 8:42am On Dec 28, 2016
I need mature advice and possible help to cure my stammering.
I have searched Google and found no useful help. Kindly help a brother out, African science is also welcomed.
Thanks in anticipation
Christianity EtcRe: Apostle Johnson Suleman's 2017 Prophecy: "They Will Try To Remove Osinbajo, VP by tim1256(m): 2:43pm On Dec 23, 2016
I don't believe any of the sources until I hear or see a video source. Believe many of these bloggers at your own peril
BusinessRe: Customers Refuse To Leave First Bank Premises (photos) by tim1256(m): 11:15pm On Dec 22, 2016
Freedom2016:
Yorubaa and traditional attire are like 5 and 6. They wear it even in government offices!
And you'll think you have said something sensible now
PoliticsRe: Breaking: APC Wins Ikwere LGA by tim1256(m): 11:29pm On Dec 10, 2016
Let's see the final result
PoliticsRe: President Buhari Presides Over FEC Meeting (photo) by tim1256(m): 4:01pm On Nov 30, 2016
What have we enjoyed from their previous meetings?
PoliticsRe: Buhari Speaks On Maryam Ali Maiyanga, Rescued Chibok Girl by tim1256(m): 8:32am On Nov 06, 2016
All will be well with my fatherland
PhonesRe: Phone Engineers On Nairaland Willing To Assist You - Part II by tim1256(m): 8:45pm On Nov 03, 2016
My Motorola XT907 Razor 4G LTE is not giving me 3G access despite 3G availability. what could be the problem and solution please?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester City Vs Barcelona : UCL (3 - 1) On 1st November 2016 by tim1256(m): 9:17pm On Nov 01, 2016
When training a dog to be a beast, do it wisely. Pep Guardiola brought out the beast in Lionel Messi, now he's tearing him apart
SportsRe: Tyronne Ebuehi Rejects Nigeria's Invite by tim1256(m): 9:58pm On Oct 31, 2016
We are still good to go. I believe in GreenWhiteGreen
PhonesRe: Phone Engineers On Nairaland Willing To Assist You - Part II by tim1256(m): 6:53pm On Oct 30, 2016
Good day engineers, your works here are highly appreciated.
I use a Motorola XT907 razor, its a 4G LTE Phone. I currently use airtel sim on it, my surprise is that my phone only gives me 2G access, whereas there is 3G network where I live.
What could be the problem and solution, because I was having 2.75G (H+) while I was using etisalat with the same phone?
Thanks in millions
PoliticsRe: Osinbajo, Afe Babalola And Fayose At ABUAD's 4th Convocation Ceremony by tim1256(m): 9:01am On Oct 22, 2016
aonahjay:
FTC waoh...I can't believe my Eyes Fayose and Osinbajo Together...
Create rancor between Yorubas at your own expense. you'll find out you're done with whenever they go to meet on their soil
tim1256:
Create rancor between Yorubas at your own expense. you'll find out you're done with whenever they go to meet on their soil
aonahjay:
FTC waoh...I can't believe my Eyes Fayose and Osinbajo Together...
Create rancor between Yorubas at your own expense. you'll find out you're done with whenever they go to meet on their soil
Science/TechnologyRe: 16-Year-Old Builds Nigeria's First Ever Solar-Powered Car In Ebonyi by tim1256(m): 10:43pm On Oct 20, 2016
Nice one dude. Greatness will locate you on every side. I hope this will not be tribalised
PhonesRe: How Mtn Blocked My Line Unexpectly Despite Registering My Line Three Times by tim1256(m): 7:04am On Oct 17, 2016
ymdo:
You can make your case without reference to the bolded.
And you will think you have talked now o.
You only showed that you are an arsenal of rubbish.
Receive brain please
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Fastest Ways To Identify Fake (scam) Jobs In Nigeria by tim1256(m): 6:58am On Oct 17, 2016
Thanks
Christianity EtcRe: What Is The 'subject' Of The Bible by tim1256(m): 11:11am On Oct 16, 2016
B-Basic I-Instructions B-Before L-Leaving E-Earth.
Jokes EtcQuestions With Deserving Answers by tim1256(op):
QUESTIONS SOME GIRLS ASK, AND HOW GUYS SHOULD ANSWER THEM.

GIRL: Are you a player?
ANS: Yes, Chelsea fc wants to sign me next season.

GIRL: Why do you want my BBpin?
ANS: i want to use it and burst my pimples

GIRL: Baby, My subscription will soon expire, what will I do?
ANS: Return the phone to the seller, and ask for Nokia torch light

GIRL: Jesus! Ezemuo, is that a condom your bringing out?
ANS: No, its my bank ATM card

GIRL: If i sleep over in your house , hope nothing funny will happen?
ANS: Trust me, We will do night vigil .

GIRL: Baby send me card
ANS: Yellow card or Red card?

GIRL: Can you really date me without sex?
ANS: Eh, are you HIV positive?

GIRL: I hope your not after my body?
ANS: No, am after your spirit

GIRL: I have missed my period
ANS: Ask your course rep for the next class.

GIRL: Why don't you have a car?
ANS: Did your father have a car at my age?

© Opeyemi

Add yours
PoliticsRe: Edo Election: PDP Are Bad Losers, Says Edo APC Chairman by tim1256(m): 2:57pm On Sep 29, 2016
yeyeboi:
Apc are manipulator, after postponing the election I already knew they had this selfish plan to rig this election.
The last general that was postponed from
February to March during President
Jonathan, was it to rig for GEJ too?
PoliticsRe: Edo Election: PDP Are Bad Losers, Says Edo APC Chairman by tim1256(m): 2:54pm On Sep 29, 2016
The last general that was postponed from February to March during President Jonathan, was it to rig for GEJ too?
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Very Urgent by tim1256(op): 10:48pm On Sep 19, 2016
Bin3:
u might be taken to a classroom to teach for 5 minutes
Teaching is my passion, I love it, but I don't really know much about the nitty gritty of teaching profession aside the ones I'm reading online
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Very Urgent by tim1256(op): 6:38pm On Sep 19, 2016
Appliedmaths:
Lol, Guy prepare for questions relating to your undergraduate days, google for likely questions a comp sci teacher may be asked during an interview.
Thanks
Jobs/VacanciesVery Urgent by tim1256(op): 6:25pm On Sep 19, 2016
Good day fellow Nairalanders.
I'm a computer science science graduate, I got a call to come for teaching interview in an International Secondary school. Please what are the likely questions? I was told to come with writing materials.
Help a brother please
EducationRe: Hijab: Obey Court Order, Muslims Warn Lagos Schools by tim1256(m): 7:16am On Sep 19, 2016
zionwest:
All these hijab stories will always make front page undecided
Any thrash will make front page
BusinessRe: Nigeria’ll Start Getting Out Of Recession In Q4, Says Emefiele by tim1256(m): 7:06am On Sep 19, 2016
If bringing external bodies will save our dear Nigeria. Let someone tell uncle Buhari to act on that on time biko
CrimeThe Police Is Your Friend by tim1256(op): 10:30am On Sep 17, 2016
WHAT YOU NEED TO KNOW WHEN DIRECTED BY THE POLICE TO WRITE A STATEMENT:

If the police ask you to write a statement, which they normally do when they stop you on the road and take you to their station or when they invite you to their station, you should know how to write a good statement that will not implicate you.

First, whether you write a statement as a witness or as a suspect, you must understand that your statement is very likely going to be used against you either in court or for the purpose of blackmail by some officers (not all). Therefore, take your statement writing as a serious matter.

Remember that you have right to refuse to write a statement until your lawyer is present. But this normally leads to argument and hostile reactions from the police, and it may likely be a pretext for them not releasing you immediately.

There are no hard and fast rules as to the content of a statement. It is supposed to be what you know in relation to an incident or the reason for you being brought to the station. Since the statement is not just a general view on anything you like, it is important that you know the reason for which you have been brought to the station.

For those who have been suspected of committing an offense, make sure that before you start writing a statement, you ask the officer the offense for which you have been brought to the station. If he tells you that there is no offense, that they just want you to tell them all you know, you can politely say: No, Sir. The police force is meant to enforce the criminal law. Therefore, the police would not have any justification to bring you to the station except if they suspect that an offense has been committed somewhere by somebody - either you or someone else. And you need to know the offense and the person suspected before you could write your statement.

Also, if you were arrested or invited as a result of a petition written against you, you must demand to read carefully that petition before you start giving your statement.

When you start your statement, make sure you explain in your statement the reason for which you have been asked to make your statement. For instance, you can say something like: "I was stopped while driving my vehicle with registration number xxxxx on ________ street in _______ city. After showing my papers to officer xxxxxxx, I was taken to the police station and informed that my car was suspected of being stolen car"

Then you make your statement. You will see that the police will not like this. But you should be able to state the summary of the circumstances that led to you having to make a statement in the station.

I will say more about writing statements at police stations. For now, just get the idea that you should explain why you are making a statement and the offenses you were told you were suspected of. You should state that in your statement before you begin to write other things

POST SCRIPT: The reason you have to state in your statement the reason for making a statement is obvious. Your statement when read by a third party can only make sense in the context of the matter that prompted the statement. So, if you didn't state the matter to which your statement relates, the police may change the matter down the line. Initially, you thought you were arrested because of stolen vehicle, but the police later charged it to kidnapping. If a judge is reading your statement in a kidnapping case, he will think you were evading the issues. He will think you were dodging the matter that you don't want to answer the question. And he will form a negative opinion of you based on your presumably inconclusive and evasive statement . So be careful and be wise

(C) Lady Kuku Ikpidungise

Mod, can you push this to front page and make people learn
PoliticsRe: Edo APGA Expels Spokesman And Others Who Defected To APC by tim1256(m): 8:19am On Sep 16, 2016
Following closelyFollowing closelyFollowing closely
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Should Application Letter Be Handwritten Or Typed? by tim1256(m): 8:24am On Sep 14, 2016
youngwarlocks:
"IF HE TAKES YOU OUT FOR A ROMANTIC DATE ON TUESDAY AND WEDNESDAY NIGHTS... EVEN THURSDAY, THIS SEASON INSTEAD OF WATCHING UEFA CHAMPIONS LEAGUE, THEN IT'S NOT LOVE.... HE IS A CHELSEA FAN
What the hell is this one saying?
SportsRe: Paralympics: Nollywood Actress, Lauritta Onye, Wins Gold Medal by tim1256(m): 9:48pm On Sep 13, 2016
Nigeria should just stop going for Olympics and focus on Paralympics
PoliticsRe: Lists Of Some Of Tinubu's Companies Aquired After 1999. by tim1256(m): 11:46am On Sep 13, 2016
I call it diversification. If all are in Nigeria, let people work there and feed their families
PoliticsRe: Confessions Of A Die Hard Gej's Supporter-i Thank God For Making Buhari Pres. by tim1256(m): 11:40am On Sep 13, 2016
Hmmmm?

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