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This Fayose guy is looking for means of getting from the cake of this failed project called Nigeria

Nigeria is a failed project

Where's Seun and Lalasticlala, we self wan do ritual nowwww

Happy birthday omo nla

What happened to that guy's cheek?

Hmmmm?

Lalasticlala and snake ehn?

The rice remain?

Make I con go too, I fit get rice chop as then don kill all Igbo people finish

Politics

Clap for them

198800Mam:
*Difference between old time church service and modern time church service.*

1. When the choristers of the old time finish singing, the congregation burst into tears because they sang
down the glory, but in the modern, after the Delilahs and Jezebels finish singing, the congregation respond with a clap offering returning Ichabod to Ichabod.

2. In the old, during message, the congregation cry and tell God that they are
sorry, but today, as message is going on people
drop money, blow whistle and shout "ride on pastor".

3. The old went to Church and the message gave them faith but the modern went to church and the message gave them fake (olive oil, handkerchief, apron, sticker, holy water and calendars of their G. O.)

4.The ancient carried their bible in booklet because they were not ashamed of Jesus but some today carry ipad to church because they
feel shy to be identified with Jesus and to such, Jesus will be ashamed of you on the last day.

5. The old go to church with their hair covered with their head ties but the modern cover their hair with Brazillian weavon.

6. During prayers, the ancient close their eyes and give God their whole attention but the modern open their eyes, looking around like armedrobbers and even answers calls during prayers.

7. The old dance godly dance to thanksgiving and offering but the modern is not even afraid to dance doro, awilo and azonto even before the altar.

8. The ancients go to church with their body covered and are focused on inner beauty but the modern wears mini skirt, show everything, and everything on her is artificial and ends up looking like "mermaid". They are prone to falling at the slightest prayer because all she is putting on has a demon attached to it.

9. In the old, sinners go home weeping but today sinners go home rejoicing.

10. The ancients answer altar calls with tears rolling down their faces. The modern do the same chewing gum.

O Lord, revive your work. May revival precede the rapture.
God bless you do have a blissful day.


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So this guy is still suffering from insanity

Ok

NwaAmaikpe:


He needs to be sacked.

What type of overzealousness is this?
A Nigerian Police man should hide his religious inclinations.
He should not be partisan.

How will this man be trusted to attend to a Muslim's matter without bias?

Have you made sense?
Besides we know he is just deceiving himself.
How can a policeman be born again?

I will further backslide if I see a policeman preaching to me because deep down I know it is hypocritical and no policeman will make heaven.

If somebody just gives him egunje of 100Naira, he will drop that megaphone sef.

Have you made sense?

Where are the remaining four now?

Thanks

Eeyah

Good

Adupe

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*My system logged me out despite supplying my usual password, I've tried the normal means of tackling issues like this, but this particular system seems different. I guess, this is because it runs on Windows 8*
Any and all useful suggestions are welcomed.
Help a fellow that needs to deliver a project on Friday
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Good evening great people, I am having an issue with my system and I'm sure help will come forth from here.
*My system logged me out despite supplying my usual password, I've tried the normal means of tackling issues like this, but this particular system seems different. I guess, this is because it runs on Windows 8*
Any and all useful suggestions are welcomed.
Help a fellow that needs to deliver a project on Friday

Esa-Oke, let my charm wielding people fight this King and die.

Great

Good and great woman. Thumbs up

OK, seen

Good

Safe trip

Good one

greymiles:
Thou shall not use the name of your God in vain.

Mumu fellow, you'll still be punished

Your moniker and status says all about your stupidity level.