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That was a very good emergency response My Lady!!! You even tried so much to stay calm despite the verbal insult.
Say no to bullying and bullies!!!
Be arrogant with the arrogance, that's the only language they understand.

MadamExcellency:
Nobody's siding with Mrs. Obiano but it's too shameful that people are admiring a former diplomat and Ambassador for behaving so childishly and uncivilized in the public. Where is the place of diplomatic temperament, self-control, and the likes?

We studied in the 1980s, the qualities of a receptionist and from all indications, she got none of the least let alone being a diplomat.

Good husbands in Nigeria need to be appreciated for enduring more at home

Diplomatic Tempera what Oh really? She should have sat quietly for the alleged drunk to proceed to physical harassment after the verbal onslaught?? No nawwwwwww!!. She had to break the bias.

Please I need clarification from people who have idea about this.
Do I need to enrol a newborn(2months) for NIN in order to apply for passport??
Do I need to do IOM for the infant too?
Also, can a four month old baby be flown outside with the parents??.

Thanks as I await your responses.

Mods please help me, I need urgent answers.
Cc: lalasticlala

Please I need clarification from people who have idea about this.
Do I need to enrol a newborn(2months) for NIN in order to apply for passport??
Do I need to do IOM for the infant too?
Also, can a four month old baby be flown outside with the parents??.

Thanks as I await your responses.

Mods please help me, I need urgent answers.
Cc: lalasticlala

Please if you have okrika winter jackets for urgent sales, kindly mail me. Those puffy/fluffy types. The type those bike men/cyclists normally use during cold is also needed.

Flamemignon1:
Toxic masculinity is hell. Black men has been conditioned to think that showing affections equals weakness, Such a shame..

very toxic my brother!/

Chimeluv:
The response from guys is enough to warn any guy from trying it

My dear, these guys no get joy

[quote author=Akuruoulo post=100305880]Men are men from the beggining of the world, while women are part of men. Women have the xy of a thing which can them accept manly and girl stuffs at ones. Females cn either act as males of females and ntn get to happen abt that. Any man who acquire/stay cnfortable with female like act must be gay. Women are trying to catch up with men while someone wana downgrade him . I kill i fit kill any guy who act girly around me [/quote

lols. you guys are so hard on yourselves

[quote author=phrancys001 post=100304783]Nigga U are gay , Holy ghost ffffffiiiiiirrrrrrrreeeeeeee

lols. I'm female actually, but As a guy, you are not allowed to ask “how was your night?” To your fellow guy.

You are not allowed to wave goodbye to your fellow guy. You should shake his hands before he departs.

We greet ourselves with insults, as guys!

As a guy, your fellow guy isn’t allowed to sit on your lap if there is no more chairs available. He should sit on the ground or stand.

Any guy who sleeps on another guy’s chest should be banished to an evil forest. I don’t know where you people think all this things from.

As a guy, can you allow your GUY(male) friend sleep on your chest?‚

DonroxyII:
Nigerians have been turned to wicked folks .... We were never like this before ...

Me self na to increase speed ooo and to call police or any security agency self I go reason am well well and do so extremely anonymously.... because if anything happen to the kids, you will be the first suspect ontop say u call .....

May we be delivered from the evils of our country....

You're even talking about something happening to the kids. what if they are used by criminals as a trap to stop people in order to get robbed or even kidnapped.

royalads:
The right thing to do is to stop and know how to help them. But in today's Nigeria, i will speed up and drive off as fast as my car and I can go.

Am telling you. I'll speed as if am being chased by ghost

nairalandposter:
op are you Nigerian?

Lols. Yes am a full blooded Nigerian

You are driving on a lonely bridge late at night (in Naija o)...let's say around 11pm, and you see two little children - say 5 and 2, on the side of the bridge just sitting there crying...would you stop your car to pick them up or just continue driving? Why would you pick them up? And why wouldn't you?

Please I need help ooooo. Please send me a mail if you can connect me to have a government teaching job in Suleja. I just relocated to the place early this year. I will compensate my helper very well please. I'm begging. scammers please stay away because I'm a wrong target.

Please I need help ooooo. Please send me a mail if you can connect me to have a government teaching job in Suleja. I just relocated to the place early this year. I will compensate my helper very well please. I'm begging. scammers please stay away because I'm a wrong target.

Please I need help ooooo. Please send me a mail if you can connect me to have a government teaching job in Suleja. I just relocated to the place early this year. I will compensate my helper please very well. I'm begging. scammers please stay away because I'm a wrong target.

“Dear SHEHU SHAGARI,

As you officially joined the league of ancestors; Please if you see Tafawa Balewa, tell him that his sons are carrying guns against Nigerian state.

Tell Yar’Adua that the amnesty he granted is now business oriented for the privilege few; causing wahala.

Please if u see Ojukwu, tell him that his brothers and sisters are expecting another program.

Tell Awolowo that Nigeria is now more divided and preparing for another war.

Tell Nnamdi Azikiwe that those things that made him cross the ocean 100 times seeking for peace are coming again.

Obviously you will not see Abacha, but if you see anyone that see’s him, pls tell him that Almustapha his main man is out of kirikiri prison; tell him that even Obasanjo came out of prison and became President.

Please try and see Baba Fela, biko tell him that we are no longer suffering and smiling, we are suffering and dropping dead daily.

Tell MKO Abiola that another June 12 is looming and his kinsmen no longer speak with one voice.

I know you will see my father, Justice Oputa, tell him am holding ground and that I miss him, tell him not to worry about me. But don’t forget to remind him that justice can no longer be found in Nigerias judiciary, it’s for the highest bidder.

Tell Gani Fawehemi Senior Advocate of the Masses, that corruption is now official; tell him that even prosecution and conviction of Politicians who are looting the country dry is selective. Tell him that Mike Ezekome now defends known treasury looters. Kai

Please don’t fail to tell CHINUE ACHEBE not to be disappointed in Nigeria, it’s just that since he left to join the league of ancestors, THINGS FALL APART, Nigeria is NO LONGER AT EASE and the ARROW OF GOD is now pointing seriously at Nigeria because of THE TROUBLE IN NIGERIA, even though we’ve had MAN OF THE PEOPLE like you, but when we cast our minds back to the good old days, indeed we remember THERE WAS A COUNTRY… As you join the league of ancestors, SHAGARI rest in peace…”

#copied.

®She wasn't your wife, you had sex with her, she became pregnant, you made her abort. Illegal relationship + murder, committed by you alone and you are boasting ..... "I've conquered that babe"... #Repent

®He is not your husband, you are having/had sex with him, collecting money from him and you think you are a sharp girl. You are an armed robber, robbing people with your body. #Repent

®She's not properly dressed, instead of you to preach to her, you are shouting "WOW!!! you look sexy.... Brother u are part of the problem. #Repent

®A preacher said "if you know what I know, you'll laugh less and cry more" does that ring a bell in our head? Do we have to see b4 we believe? #Repent

® I want to have money, I want to marry a beautiful wife, I want to marry a handsome guy, I want to buy a nice car, I want to build a big house, is that all we think about? We will all die & leave all these. Vanity. #Repent

® You think regret is when u did not marry the man u wanted, or did not study d course u liked? NO! Regret is you reaching the grave without enough good deeds" vanity #Repent

®Rich, poor, pretty, ugly, slim, fat, literate, illiterate, white, black, ustaz, pastor, player, King, slave, PDP, APC, DEATH does not care who u are, when its time, you are going" #Repent

® Someone is dead & you are alive, someone is sick & u are healthy, someone is lost & you are guided, why then are u sad coz someone is rich & you are poor? why are you ungrateful? Thank God. #Repent

®Oh boy! Oh baby!! see Venza, Chai see house, damn! see that babe" Bros the world is just a play & illusion, its beauty doesn't last, don't be carried away, seek. Seek first his Kingdom. #Repent

®Wisdom, people will be naked, but the fear of judgement will not allow u look, have that fear now and stop asking, uploading or downloading nude pictures. #Repent

"Jesus is not coming now, I go Repent before then. Abi" Bro/Sis, if you die tonight your judgement has started. #Repent!

®"Body no be firewood" Seriously? Is that why you commit Sin? You no know say na de same body dem go carry do firewood 4 hell? Don't allow yours to be among. #Repent.

®Anyone who is not your husband and wanna have sex with you! - he's ur enemy, his love is fake, no true love will want u 2 go 2 hell and miss Heaven #Repent

®You never shed tears even once while reciting scriptures but Films dey make u cry, Hmmm check yourself. #Repent

®Eye liner, eye shadow, mascara, lip stick, concealer, blusher. powder, if u like do plastic surgery, if your heart is bad, you're dead ugly. #Repent

®God can change you from Ajebota to Ajepako, it's all test of life, don't let Ajebota life make u forget God, always remember Him & thank Him. #Repent

®If u'r not ready u can postpone your wedding date, graduation date, election date, but u can never postpone your death date, always be ready. #Repent

*®If you don't respect your parents, your life go bend, and you might end up in hell. #Repent!*

®I have a meeting! I have a meeting!! Is that why u rush your prayers? Noooo! Don't disrespect God. Don't take Him for granted too.

Thanks for your attention. *Forwarding this is Evangelism*. Pls take a part in it and forward to contacts or group you care for. *May God bless u as u do this in Jesus name*.

*Pls never be ashamed of Jesus Christ or his good work.. For he cares and loves you*

"I have just been arrested at the international wing of the Nnamdi Azikiwe airport on my way to Morocco for an official engagement sponsored by the Federal Govt after checking in. " posted by Dino Melaye on Facebook eleven minutes ago


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cc: Lalasticlala

FEELING LAZY WITH BUHARI AND 99 OTHERS

**"clears throat** Please make your own emotional love or unhappy letter short, don't mind the Length of my own. Tenkiu!

Dear Dad,
I write to you not only as your daughter, but as one
of many daughters who know the unique intricacies
of the lessons only their fathers could teach them. I
write to you because out of every helping hand I
have received in this world, you receive the least
amount of credit and praise for the things you do.
You’ve always stood back and let me shine, only
stepping in when I call for you knowing you can’t
be more than a short distance away. It’s time I use
these words to pull you and every other remarkable
father into the light you so deserve to be seen in.
It’s time that light radiates on the genuine and
extraordinary love only you could have shown me. Dad, I
remember everything. I remember every time you selflessly did
what I wanted, and never asked for anything in
return. I remember every display of overwhelming
patience and grace you showed me. I remember it
all, because it lives in the heart of a daughter
forever.
Often a dependable and trustworthy father figure
can become a scarcity today, so for those of us
blessed enough to be graced with one like you, we
feel the strength of that presence. We watched the
way you ran to get the car for us in the rain
We let those images engrave themselves on our
young and transforming hearts as we grew into
young women. We learned to love the way we were
loved by you. We had high expectations because
you set the bar high. We had high hopes because
you taught us that love from another should be
respectful, honest and encouraging. As a father,
you taught so much more than a daughter could
ever articulate.
Dad, you were the first man I ever loved. You held
me, played with me, supported me, scolded me, beat the hell out of me when necessary and let me
grow. Your patience, quiet notion of complete
understanding and unwavering love made me the
woman I am today. You believed in me first. You
danced with me first. You gave me all I could have
ever needed, because you gave me love. And by
giving me love, you taught me what love is and
also what it isn’t. You showed me that love is being
strong and humble, while also loving one’s self
enough to reach for the stars. Love is respect and
support on all of life’s endeavors.
One day you’ll walk me down the aisle to another
man, chosen in the image of how you taught me to
be loved. When I let go of your arm I hope you
know that my heart is molded in the shape of the
love you showed me. I hope you know I’m never
really letting go because I know that through any
stage I encounter or dream I decide to chase,
you’re still back there watching me, and waiting for
my call. I know that in my heart there is no love like
the first love, and that part of me will always belong
to my dad.
Forever,
Your Little Girl, Timaro

Good morning ladies and gentlemen, it has been long and we haven't heard anything about sister Kemi and no one is asking questions. Please I am not her follower or even a fan but just a concerned Nigerian because I realized we are celebrating Christmas and nothing is heard of her even when other celebrities are posting Christmas picture.
So please someone should kindly update me on her whereabouts and probably how she's faring. Thanks.

cc: Lalasticlala

DemeUdo:
okay bro, pls let's chat on WhatsApp. l've pm you.
meanwhile there is a thread here and a WhatsApp group for Ak applicants...

Pls add me to the watsapp group because am far from the state. thanks

We are not yet out of this recession that is holding us on the neck like bowtie and now we are having this operation Python dance, crocodile tears, snake in monkey shadows dance etc. We don't want this war that is gradually building up o. Na only national I.D card I get o I no get international passport o.

Acid - Base REACTION.

R.I.P son, may you never bury your child again in Jesus Christ name. Amen.

Inibehe Effiong is a bitter soul that has a strong hate for PDP.... we know him better and as such I choose to disregard this piece of garbage for his apologists. selah!

What lesson have you learned from this incidence?? The question we should all ask ourselves is "assuming my phone gets stolen by a Thief of this caliber, what will be my plight? What skeleton do you have in your cupboard my people?? THINK!! and make amends.

Pls Nairalanders, having gone through this long epistle, should Evans be freed? like for NO and share for YES.