₦airaland Forum

WoundedLamb:
The funny thing is that people cursing her for this statement aren't any different.

Wawelexy:
She doesn't even know how to lie. U do not want to have sex with him yet u followed him to an hotel, to do what exactly? 2ndly, u stab some1 who is an amateur boxer twice on the neck. Look at how innocent she looks. Men need to be careful with this girlz, especially does lekki babes. Go to palace road/new market at oniru just 2 see all dis little girlz own atleast 2-3 cars doing uber for them, some also living an extravagant lifestyle with no job or legit hustle, some driving exotic cars, some own a saloon/supermarket even at tender age. All they do from morning till around 4pm is drink expensive alcohol, smoke loud/shisha, gist/gossip and fight each other once in a while. They only take their bathe at sunset, and when it gets dark they set out for the day job. PS: 80% of this girlz are diabolical, they don't even hide it. like some1 use to say; anyday am being told that my wife has delivered a baby girl, i will cry like somebody that gave conductor his last 1k and 4gets to collect #900 change b4 getting down

emuforlife:
UNDISPUTED GOAT. Go hug transformer. Gary linker called Messi GOAt 3 days ago Ronaldo was fuming from both sides of his mouth.
People who consider Messi GOAT:
FOOTBALL ANALYSTS
COACHES
TEAMATES AND OPPONENTS
FOOTBALL LEGENDS
TEAM CAPTAINS
NEUTRALISTS
PEOPLE WHO LOVE FOOTBALL
People that considers Ronaldo GOAT:
CARPENTERS
BRICKLAYERS
ABGEROS
EPL FAN BOYS
EFFEMINATE GUYZ
GIRLS
ETC.

Even his Portugal teammates knows He only shows for Tap ins and Penalty

Chloraseptic:
I'm happy Arsenal is currently topping the league. This might be their year.

BenAndrew:
Even with glaring evidence and him pleading the other time for forgiveness, he’s still pleading not guilty? Na wa o.
How can God forgive u when u won’t even admit to your wrongs?

illicit:
When did this happen

Karlovych:
Even we at Vulture News Network are surprised with the report, based on the facts we have on ground our darling daddy is performing wonders for our great country, with infrastructural development at it's peak and investors keen on tapping into the grace our darling president. We no longer borrow from other countries as we now lend billions of dollars to our neighbours. As a matter of fact one couldn't wish to be more Nigerian right now as all citizens are happy with the progress under the vegetable's regime
Sai Baba
Sai Next level

spiceadole:
You can have piece of mind.
You can have control over not contracting STDs.
You don't have in-laws that stress you.

MejiLoyon:
Madam op just say ways you behave when you are not satisfied. For all these does not apply. Woman wey no go satisfy go still shout ooosh aaaasshh. So guys to avoid stories up your game. When E sure for you you have nothing to worry about. As for me even if them circumcise you we know the pin to the punna . No be lie. Try dey drink herbs. Jedi once in a while. My own na Orijin. Nack am well. When you enter sansiro take your time. Play guitar with the kpekus. Finger am well. Don't be in a hurry to insert Sim. If plate clean lick am. Chop am happily. When time reach insert Sim. Back the kpekus. No mercy for am. Speed up. Ram it like Poundo yam. By the time her eyes turn upside down everywhere go don burst. I swear she will never leave.

Small secret....if you nack a kpekus with all you have, even if she wants to leave if she remember your nacking water go runaway her eyes.
Note...no be borehole. Do your best and leave the rest make you no go faint. Cheers

Aboks:
Troops are there to restore law and order

budaatum:
Nobody will invest in a country it's citizens call a zoo, because it is very obvious that the animals will break out of their cage one day and turn the country into a jungle and eat up all one's investments!

But I guess you don't quite get the fact that if Nigeria is a zoo, as some claim, we the Nigerians are the animals in the cages in the zoo that will one day break out and turn the zoo into a jungle.

Deceive yourselves some more, I say, expecting to reap without first tilling the ground before sowing!

ebuk4real:


Attimes I wonder if Nigeria is a country or just an over-populated jungle of many fools with idiots as its leaders..

OssyMalik:
Yes we are still tweeting!!!

Meanwhile, Nigerians on Twitter no go kill pesin

Ekakamba:
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Oharina:
I need this kind of vanity in my life

sapphiere:
A word is a enough for a wise. Curses that follow David due to the evil he did to Queen Chef ehn,.
E go choke David when things start falling apart for him.
NL men always supporting rubbish.
They person you are asking to marry Chioma, was he the one who disfigured Chioma?

OfficialDJ:
leave the mu mu. I'm sure He's a corolla user with the way he sounds pained.. Must be hard for him

royalamour:
These people are finally mad.

It's either lai muhammed is stinging himself to oblivion or he's been pushed by illiterate cabals.

They think Nigeria is Saudi Arabia where they can be rigid and infringe on human rights.

Whatever it is, these idiots have gone mad.

They are projecting Nigeria in the image of North Korea. The thing is, soon, the whole Middlebelt and the South will fight back or cede away.

They can do whatever they want with their north.

How can you tell people how to live their lives?

1. Bloggers and online newspapers rely on Twitter for broadcast which in turn increase revenue through Google adsense and other ad serving companies.

2. Customers resolve bank issues, open bank accounts and all via Twitter.

3. Telcos resolve issues faster on Twitter.

4. Brand Influencers make money by advertising and review products and services on Twitter.

5. International NGOs rely on Twitter to disseminate information.

6. World Governments use Twitter to pass and receive messages.

These and many more are advantages of Twitter, but these hemp smokers are bent on destroying Nigeria.

See how they begged for ventilators using Twitter.

uptimumOne23:
A step in the right direction... Social media has become a tool for creation of fake news that ends up leading to anarchy.

It's a tool setup by the western world to disrupt any progress being made in our country.

I stand with the Federal Government on this