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Religion / Re: Know The Truth by Timbers(m): 5:10pm On May 26, 2020
Fvck off
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Expired by Timbers(m): 7:31pm On May 02, 2020
OP 45k for 15,000 words

Bros you're heartless

I want to challenge OP to write 5000 in a week

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Religion / Re: Atheists Get In Here: Share Your Reasons For Becoming An Atheist by Timbers(m): 7:25pm On May 02, 2020
I asked too many questions and no answers came forth like

After Jesus' parents found him in the temple at the age of 12 where was he for the remaining 18 years before he started his ministry at the age of 30?

God created the heavens and the earth, what about the other planets, asteroids, meteorites, star systems, galaxies?

In physics atoms move in every direction at every given monment then is there a possibility of a multiverse or parallel universe?

Too many questions to start asking

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Celebrities / Re: 5G Is The Apocalypse: Everyone Listed As COVID Doesnt Mean Cause Of Death by Timbers(m): 11:37pm On May 01, 2020
EvilArchons:




Stop trolling me Bobrisky

Na Wa ooh for this end timer
Religion / Re: [news] Winners At 39, Pictorial Stories by Timbers(m): 11:36pm On May 01, 2020
sammychimex:




I guess the statement" there's no god but Allah and Muhammed is his prophet" in your profile sounds like an aetheist' s statement?
You are a pathological liar with low self esteem.
I accepted it as part of Nairaland's privacy policy so I could comment on a Muslim thread
Religion / Re: [news] Winners At 39, Pictorial Stories by Timbers(m): 4:38pm On May 01, 2020
sammychimex:



And you didn't have money for matric? You even created go fund me to raise money. What sort of hypocrisy? I was shocked beyond my wits today how you could be so myopic.

By the way you are Muslim this is a Christian thread.
You said you earn more than I could ever earn till I retire as a software engineer good. but you can't afford your matriculation expenses for a second degree. I have not gone beyond my B.Eng, but any day I decided to further I would make adequate plans for funds. My younger sister is in
her 3rd year at UNN solely on me she is in my house at owerri very comfortable and am not even in owerri since the lock down started. You that your parents cannot afford to send you to school is quoting me. You are mad.

All this northern Almagiris are part of the problem we are having in this country.

Don't embarrass yourself more and don't quote me again.
P.S I'm an atheist from the South Rivers State in particular so you can Bleep yourself for all I care
Religion / Re: [news] Winners At 39, Pictorial Stories by Timbers(m): 1:26pm On May 01, 2020
sammychimex:


You don't know your mate when I took that picture in 2015,you were still in primary school I was already mechanical engineer then. And then to think that you are so broke that you couldn't afford money for your matriculation in Jan speaks volumes.
I feel very sorry for you honestly you talk to people anyhow not minding the fact that you haven't even seen your first semester result. Your journey just graduate first, become a certified professional then we can talk.
Just so you know that's for my second degree on an online University called University of the People (UoPeople) and I'm a software engineer earning more than you ever can till retirement

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Religion / Re: [news] Winners At 39, Pictorial Stories by Timbers(m): 12:09pm On May 01, 2020
sammychimex:



Oh you went to check my profile? Don't come and be looking for giveaway oh. Big fool
So says the No. 1 beggar on the streets of Nairaland
Religion / Re: [news] Winners At 39, Pictorial Stories by Timbers(m): 11:57am On May 01, 2020
sammychimex:



Are you a millionaire?
I just checked your profile and saw your picture and now I know that people with egghead don't have sense and love arguing so carry on oh ye foolish child
Islam for Muslims / Re: Masturbation Deprives Him Of Great Reward During This Ramadan. Refrain Too! by Timbers(m): 11:08am On May 01, 2020
Yes ooh man must self-service
Religion / Re: [news] Winners At 39, Pictorial Stories by Timbers(m): 11:06am On May 01, 2020
sammychimex:



Everyone here knows you are the fool. Chances are that at least 90% of practicing living faith members are better than you. I know because the fact that am wiser than you also means am richer than you.

Before you quote me again think about this the only proof of wisdom is prosperity.
When you say wise I want to understand what kind of wisdom you have because you spit out foolish things

90% of living "fake" members who are brainwashed everyday to pay tithes and are scammed by their pastor who tells them that God will protect them and yet carries bodyguards everywhere he goes .

P.S. You're a broke nigga trying to form spiritual wealth and you're not wise you're a very dumb, ignorant and gullible fellow
Celebrities / Re: 5G Is The Apocalypse: Everyone Listed As COVID Doesnt Mean Cause Of Death by Timbers(m): 2:21am On May 01, 2020
EvilArchons:
Name them devils
I crown you the most gullible, illiterate, dumb, and any other word used to describe a fool that I have seen in my entire years on Earth.

Seriously this is like your 3rd thread I'm coming across where you type a long epistle of rubbish analysis done by who? Well only you knows.

You upload photoshopped pictures of men kissing.

You blame 5G for the recent deaths caused by the Coronavirus.

Well I don't blame you I blame Itel for making cheap Android phones, Obasanjo for bringing internet to Nigeria and Seun Osewa for letting religious bigots like you to register on this platform. If not I and other well informed Nairalanders wouldn't have to come across educated illiterates like you on a daily basis.

Goodluck till you realize that you are living delusionally
Religion / Re: [news] Winners At 39, Pictorial Stories by Timbers(m): 2:05am On May 01, 2020
sammychimex:
Yes oh, I am forever grateful to God for coming in contact with this ministry. Winners has been a huge blessing to me.


I also bless God for the lady that invited me to 2016 Shiloh. Cynthia God bless you.



As for this one we want feel among.all I see is a proud fellow. The battle is between you and God, you know why? He opposes the proud.
Wise words from a fool
Religion / Re: [news] Winners At 39, Pictorial Stories by Timbers(m): 10:41pm On Apr 30, 2020
39 years of deceiving and misleading the gullible and ignorant fraction of the masses

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Phone/Internet Market / Re: Galaxy J7 For Sale by Timbers(m): 5:05pm On Apr 30, 2020
Bros how much
Health / Re: COVID-19 Has Humbled The USA by Timbers(m): 5:02pm On Apr 29, 2020
But USA still dey successful pass Naija so how far
Autos / Re: Who Owns This Covid-19 Plate Number Recently Seen In Lagos? by Timbers(m): 5:01pm On Apr 29, 2020
OP nobody dey click that link you dey FRSC wey you know who get the plate number
Religion / Re: If Adam And Eve, Are God's Only Creation, Then Where Did Cain Married From? by Timbers(m): 5:00pm On Apr 29, 2020
kadas01:
The Creation of Adam and Eve did NOT happen in this physical world that we "temporarily live" in!

It happened within The Boundary of The Spiritual and Animistic as well as Ethereal Spheres of Creation!

The first human beings who "incarcerated" this Earth came through the most developed animal at that time (closely linked to Ape) - known as "the primeval man"!!

Eternal Gratitude to GOD ALMIGHTY for giving us the greatest opportunity to have life!

Let's strive very hard to obey HIS Will Perfectly so that we can all earn Eternal Life!! Amen!!

Shalom!

This guy resemble God personal assistant
Religion / Re: If Adam And Eve, Are God's Only Creation, Then Where Did Cain Married From? by Timbers(m): 4:59pm On Apr 29, 2020
Cain married from the great Kalabari kingdom before

leaving his wife and joining WWE where

he teamed up with The Undertaker to win the Tag

Team Championship belts

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Crime / Re: We Opened The Account Together, I Did This And He Is Accusing Me by Timbers(m): 11:32am On Apr 28, 2020
This one na family matters so we wait for the elders to land by the way after lockdown use that 5k play 2 odds get 10k

Thank me later

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Religion / Re: TB Joshua Praying On The Mountain For Coronavirus To End (Video) by Timbers(m): 11:24am On Apr 28, 2020
This man is a real clown
Sports / Re: Lionel Messi Beats Ronaldo, Aguero In Goal/game Rate Against English Clubs by Timbers(m): 1:28pm On Apr 27, 2020
If e no good for your head quit

OP quit blogging abeg nobody go click that link
Politics / Re: The Late Abba Kyari; I Had A Dream This Morning by Timbers(m): 1:27pm On Apr 27, 2020
OP swear say you dream this thing

You just dey form lie lie dream

OP na better hypocrite

Sha I blame Itel wey make Android phone cheap if not OP no for get phone dey type rubbish.

Mumu OP
Phones / Re: Want To Start A Podcast With Your Mobile Phone? Try This App by Timbers(m): 1:16pm On Apr 27, 2020
Yeah you can also use Anchor.fm appto make podcasts for free
Family / Re: 2 Weeks Skill Acquisition Programme. by Timbers(m): 11:27am On Apr 27, 2020
Anty na online abi na physical

But make we leave dat one first

U mean say na u type all that long thing you be Ezeumuo I dey fear you from today
Politics / Re: Open To The President by Timbers(m): 11:24am On Apr 27, 2020
FTC finally

Like if you are going to be FTC one day
Adverts / Re: . by Timbers(m): 2:36pm On Apr 26, 2020
How much make we no waste data dey DM you
Religion / Re: Atheists, What Is Your View On Morality? by Timbers(m): 11:39am On Apr 26, 2020
orunto27:
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What is Instruction? How and Where do you get INSTRUCTION?
I said directions

Please don't misquote me
Religion / Re: Atheists, What Is Your View On Morality? by Timbers(m): 11:31am On Apr 26, 2020
orunto27:
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RIGHT IS RIGHTEOUSNESS. JESUS CHRIST THE RIGHTEOUS IS COMING IN FUTURE.
That's your belief not mine
Phones / Re: MTN 30gb For N3,500 by Timbers(m): 11:02am On Apr 26, 2020
Dial *121# on MTN and thank me later

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