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waywardpikin:
Dear Diary,

Chase Money, Not Women

Men spend the entirety of their short lives planning and scheming on ways to bag both. I am most definitely guilty myself. Being the humanitarian that I am, I want to share with you a secret — or shortcut, if you will — you need to stop chasing women. Stick to chasing money solely. Chase money and you’ll never be short of beautiful women to indulge in. If you bank it, they will come.

As the great lyriscist Nas once said: “You lose money chasing women, but you never lose women chasing money.” The man knew exactly what he was talking about; it is impossible for you to chase both at the same time and have it turn out exactly how you want it.

All the smart men who came before us knows, as Tony Montana in “Scarface” explains, first you get the money, then you get the power and then you get the women. It’s about having your focus on the right thing, your success, which will ultimately culminate in money and women — beautiful women — because that 19-year-old Bulgarian model on your yacht isn’t really in it for your personality.

The saying “kill two birds with one stone” could not ring truer. The sad truth is that most of us are extraordinarily materialistic. Of course, not everyone, but you don’t need to sleep with every woman in the world, 75% of them will have to suffice.

Chasing women, in all honesty, is never the answer — to anything. The days when men would court women are far gone and forgotten. The only options available these days are to either go on the prowl from bar to bar, club to club, or to become a successful version of you that will resonate as a mating call bringing all the high heeled, round-tushed gazelles bounding towards your direction.

Logic is man’s best friend — it will help you avoid doing a bunch of dumb poo. All that you have is thought and action. Nothing more. Life being as short and sweet as it is, it is your job as a person — a person with high aspirations I hope — to minimize the time and energy you waste. Doing so will allow you to free up time to focus on things that are most important to you which is of course building your legacy and making the money.

Why waste time doing stuff when you can be efficient and complete multiple tasks with one action? You want a massage and an orgasm? Go get a happy-ending rub and tug. You want to grab a bite to eat, have a drink and look at some Unclad women? Go to an upscale strip club. You want to Bleep beautiful woman and live like a goddamn rock star? Become rich and successful. Simple.

Chasing women not only will leave you holding your dick in your hand, it will also leave you looking like a fool. Keep in mind that the dating game is one big mind-Bleep. I’m not referring to the lies that some men tell women just to get into their sweet spot; I’m talking about the fact that every time that you meet a women you are basically putting on an act, a show not only in front of her but in front of everyone else you know as well.

No man (or woman) is ever completely himself when he first meets someone to whom he is attracted. Whether it’s human nature or the effects that society has had on our thinking is irrelevant, the truth remains that no person allows himself to be completely transparent to anyone new. It’s a defense mechanism that we all use because we are scared of rejection.

That being said — I will also tell you this: women don’t want to be chased. They want to play games; they want to be mind-bleeped. All the women reading this are probably shaking their heads in opposition. Stop it; you look like bobble head dolls.

Women may not understand the workings of their own minds, but I’m cocky enough to say that I do. As soon as you start chasing a woman, she will lose interest in you — instantly as well as the money you want to make. Being chased is boring.

Women want to feel needed, wanted, but they also need to be entertained. Women need to come to the conclusion themselves that they will need to put in a bit of effort in order to have the pleasure of sucking
your dick. If you just approach them with your fly open, she’ll just point, laugh and walk away.

So stop chasing. Let them come to you instead. No woman — I repeat — no woman can find a successful, wealthy man unattractive. Being successful is universally attractive. Being wealthy is universally attractive. Focus on yourself, work diligently, hustle like the player you are, make that dough and I promise you that you’ll have to beat them off with a stick.

Or, if you’re smart like me, you either schedule them across empty pockets in your planner or invite them all over to your penthouse for a tickle-fest, pillow-fight Fun. If you’re worried that your apartment isn’t large enough then don’t forget that you are now a millionaire and won’t be living in the hole in the wall that you currently call home. Work on you and you’ll have more women working on you than you know what to do with. Happy pimping.

Lastly, life comes down to prioritizing. The people that become successful are the ones that know how to weed out any distraction that they have in their lives. Women are a distraction to men, sex is distraction to men and they have the power to derail our progress.

Friends of mine who are extremely successful now have told me when they started their businesses, they gave up sex for a year. Sure you can laugh at them, but trust me they’re laughing at you now from 35,000 feet in the air getting cocaine snorted of their dicks.

#copied

XOXO

Wayward Pikin.

KushLyon:
Some of the protesters present at the scene actually pleaded for them not to be killed, killing them will defeat the purpose of the protest. I won't actually blame those aboki, their ignorance got the better of them. They might not know what they are getting into, some just paid them to create chaos. It's that person that needs to be beheaded

tot:
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KushLyon:
Men change am follow dem o, they receive the message loud and clear for their body some of them that were questioned said they were paid 1500 to carry out the protest. Delta youths rejected 2 million given to them, aboki collect 1500. Stupidity wey be solar powered

michoim:
I wonder!

tot:
Here comes another one. GTFOH.

PrinceMajestic:
I love this. This exactly what I suggested last week. Sponsor hoodlums to tackle them since they don't want peace. I hope they planked their dumb heads very well. Great news, made my day. Let them burst a celebrity's eye insha Allah.

tot:
Exactly.
Just like the ones being paid to type rubbish on nairaland.

hotspec:
I hope this won't escalate further. D same way it happened in Egypt years ago

GeoAfrikana:
Lazy youths vs lazy yoots

Zzor:
Most didnt actually went out to protest,they have other things in mind,ladies will code lol.

InesQor:
Haba. Why nobody answer her na?

After all, this is the Nairaland section and people always ask questions like "how do I insert a you-tube video? How do I insert an image, etc?" and I have seen tutorials where the OP was answered properly

@OP:
It's a little involving, and you will need to experiment a bit, but you can get used to it.

Do it this way:

1. Select the text you want to color.
2. Click change color in the edit options of your post, and use any of the options there. We will change it to another color afterwards.
3. You will get something like below (minus the spaces i have added)

[size=15pt][ color = #PQRSTU ] Please change my color [ / color ][/size]

The [color=#FF0000]PQ[/color][color=#00FF00]RS[/color][color=#0000FF]TU[/color] above is the color code for the color.

4. You will need to replace the PQRSTU (whatever is there) with the color code for the color that you want.

Each digit in the code ranges from 0,1,2,3,4,. . .,9,a,b,c,d,e,f i.e. from 0 (minimum) to F (maximum)

You will need to mix the colors to get the one you want.
Maybe that's where the texcote paint idea can prove useful

[color=#FF0000]PQ[/color] is the combination for how RED you want the text to be,
[color=#00FF00]RS[/color] is the amount of GREEN you want,
and [color=#0000FF]TU[/color] is the amount of BLUE.

so if i want [color=#FF0000]pure red[/color], its FF (very red) 00 (no green) 00 (no blue) i.e. FF0000 will be used in place of PQRSTU in the color scheme above

With good experimentation you can get something like a shade of cool blue
e.g. [color=#79A7BE][size=14pt]79A7BE[/size][/color] i.e. red = 79, green=A7, Blue=BE

If you have further questions, [color=#F48700]let me know on this thread[/color].

Cheers!

N.B. Please for the sake of all that is good, have a good color sense and don't use various colors that don't go together in your post, it will just make people hate you. Or call you a masquerade! LOL.

Youngpo413:
Beautiful,endowed and faithful? That's a future impossible tense....they will only pretend when they are ready for marriage and most of them end up getting married to very good simps (not men). That second guy is the real nigga (alpha)who don't give a fùck about her,won't marry her either but will always dig her even after getting married to a simp...probably your friend.
ubunja was right.

Angelfrost:
He is easily their shining light this coming campaign, even the last 2!!!

RonaldoVido:
Liverpool need to score twice in this match to prove they can defend the title.

This is off season when all their players are at rest.

GLYCOLYSISS:
These thread is cringe worthy , embarrassing and disgusting to say the least
https://www.nairaland.com/6084601/man-rolling-owerri-mud-water

These is just not acceptable.
This is the level to which men can stoop when dealing with women.
I don't even know which is more deadly;feminism or feminized men ?
A man that don't understand these intergender relationship game is certainly going to regret it for the major part of his life and disgrace himself like that man.
A lady within the age range of 27-32 , you're disgracing your family lineage on
No single lady on Earth is worth disgracing yourself for !
Even when women are no longer at the peak of their smv,they still disgust weak men like these.
Funny enough,the very lady he disgraced his ancestor for is somewhere begging another guy for commitment .
Until men learn they're the gatekeepers of commitment,these is bound to continue to happen.
Until men start respecting themselves, especially when dealing with women,expect more distasteful senario as these.
Until men learn about women nature,they will continue to embarrass their family and friends.
And until men begin to value their time,resources and attention,grab your popcorn,relax and expect more naesuating scenario.
I'm disgusted !