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This one is a bit tricky...

[quote author=iamoyindamola post=88392341][/quote]Bayern vs Chelsea

UCL final 2012.

Una no dey tire?!?!

Guess the match below joor and the scoreline....

APC v PDP ---> Naija v Chad ---> EPL all time XI ---> Super Eagle all time XI ---> Pastor v Imam ---> Tithe v Offering ---> Yahoo Yahoo v Pastor..... Of course with sprinkles of COVID-19 all over the place.

What. A. Thread.

nihilistjnr:
I'm ok was banned

Good to know.

Stay safe bro.

Wait o, is Nihilistjnr Nihilist serving a ban? E don Tay o.

I hope he is okay.

Ibime:
Virus starts to kill after 3-4 weeks. Don't rush to shout Uhuru.

Trust Naija, some people will still die at home undetected and untested. No different from any other disease we die of.

This has been my stand from day 1.

After all this is over, the cases/deaths in Nigeria will be way underreported.

Imagine Rivers State is still reporting only 1 confirmed case getting to 3 weeks now. Meanwhile the land borders that are supposed to be closed, people are still going in and out of the state from Abia/Imo/Bayelsa.

raumdeuter:
Like 4 weeks ago, I went to African store and bought 2 bags of rice. last week I went back and they said all their parboiled rice have been bought up by non Africans cos they heard there was rice, Me sef enter Walmart no rice, I had to go early morning one of the first to enter and na so so brown rice, Basmati rice I saw, even one rice like this that is about triple the lenght of our own rice grain. I even bought some Mexican noodles, even those type of bread Jews eat, I just dumped in the freezer
I go sabi eat anything by force.
One of my friends has started gardening in his yard to start living off the land

I hope soon people wont start eating dog food

larride:
That’s the idea, to flatten the curve and stop the fast spread of the virus.

I have said at this period, what govt needs is advise and alternatives on what to do.

Lagos State govt says they are partnering with food vendors from Mike 12 and the likes to start an app where you can order for food stuffs and it get delivered to your house.

They have also launched the food market farm using schools in areas.

What are the better alternatives, please share.

This is the type of news worth reading.

eph12:
So you don't even have any name to mention? You can see how terrible this is. Daniel James has not even played in the champions league ever and he's just 4 goals shy of Hazard that has been playing in the champions league for 10 years without the awoof penalties. This is embarrassing

As expected, you have no proof to the false info you gave out.

Now run along, we're done...

BlueMann:
Just leave dat guy, its as though people like that have had their Brains reset to arguing blindly.

I just get time for am this morning thanks to Coro.

eph12:
Show those 10 strikers let's shame all of them together. You can't claim to be a top player and be dropping poverty numbers. It's a phucking disgrace

How old are you?

I said prove to us that the bolded below is true and I will name 10 strikers with worst numbers for you. If I don't give you 10 names, I will deactivate this account and open a new one named Eph12IsMyLord.

Just give us proof of the bolded below...

eph12:
This just shows how low Mourinho has fallen. Or is it for lack of options? How can an attacker score only 4 goals in almost 10 years and be in your selection? That's like 1 goal every 700 days, it's embarrassing

Swissh:
Ephraim is a disgrace . He wanted to type champions league goals. Pardon his foolishness .

That's why I told him to leave Hazard trolling to raumdeuter who is intelligent enough to troll well.

This one is just embarrassing himself in the name of trolling.

eph12:
How many goals has hazard scored in the champions league in this life time and all his previous lifetimes in open play? Let's know if he's not a fraud

Oga prove the bolded below and I will show you 10 strikers who has worst numbers...

eph12:
This just shows how low Mourinho has fallen. Or is it for lack of options? How can an attacker score only 4 goals in almost 10 years and be in your selection? That's like 1 goal every 700 days, it's embarrassing

eph12:
Lol I can see you're triggered. That's the plan.

So how many goals from open play has Hazard scored in the champions league? While you're at it, mention any top attacker that did that poverty stricken number

Triggered by false info? Lol...

eph12:
This just shows how low Mourinho has fallen. Or is it for lack of options? How can an attacker score only 4 goals in almost 10 years and be in your selection? That's like 1 goal every 700 days, it's embarrassing

Stop embarrassing yourself.

Leave Hazard matter for raumdeuter. He knows how to arrange his trolling to suit him well.

Calling what you typed up there an embarrassment is an understatement. Even hardcore trolls will be shocked reading that.

And to think five people read that comment and actually clicked 'like'!!

airmark:


Lautaro and Lukaku will go and chop bench as corona seems to have buried their chances of making Conte's team.

My exact thought.

Lukaku have not done much for Conte to deserve a place in his ultimate XI.

Conte's number 9 should be between Costa and Vucinic and maybe Tevez.

airmark:
Not sure Conte will put Costa, to lead the line.

They may be dominated by the Serie A players, with only 3 or 4 from Chelsea. Hazard, Luiz/Azpi, Alonso/Fabregas.

If I hear say him put Costa! Lol...

But on a serious note, Costa should be leading his line. The only other top striker he coached is Mirko Vucinic. And I think Costa gave him more than Vucinic.

I don't think Luiz/Azpi will make his ultimate XI. Conte being Conte will go for his preferred 3-5-2 formation and his backline almost certainly will be the famous BBC with Buffon between the sticks.

Pogba them and Pirlo will dominate the Midfield. Na only Hazard and Alonso fit fight enter him XI.

airmark:
I will like to see Sarri's own. Jorginho and Hazard must be there 1000%.

Lol.

His list will be made up of Chelsea and Napoli players with Jorginho number one on the team sheet.

What of Conte own? Which XI do you think Conte will pick?

Ibime:
Ashley Cole only joined in 2006 and spent only one year with Jose, plus he struggled that first year TBH

It was injury sha that affected that his first season with us.

raumdeuter:
This shows that Joses best years were at Chelsea 7 members of that team from Chelsea

8 actually (from his two stints at Chelsea).

But he did great things with that 2010 Inter team.

Jose Mourinho ultimate XI

I'm surprised he choosed Ozil ahead of Sneijder and Gallas ahead of Ashley Cole...

chic2pimp:
Bro that's usually how it is between those two. It's a case of an Unstoppable Force colliding with an Immovable Object.

This one deep o

airmark:
Thats why he plays in a team. He can't always cover for the flaws of others.



Like he did against Ronaldinho that year, the Brazilian scored after dancing in front of him and he refused to jump in. Cavarlho was mugu that night according to you.

Below was what VVD avoided and Carvalho did exactly what you expected and got owned.

Only those who understand football well will understand, i don't actually blame you.

https://j.gifs.com/BNy642.gif

Who is that in your gif?

I'm sure you missed this my comment...

timbros:
If a defender backtracks when face with Messi or Ronaldo or any tricky player e.g Robben, we will understand. But Morata? As in Morata!

So in VVD's mind, it was Ronaldinho/Messi/Ronaldo galloping towards him so he decided not to jump in to avoid getting dribbled....

I expect you who understands football to know that the position in the pitch where Ronaldinho danced before scoring is very different from the position Morata was (edge of the box and almost centre circle). Also Ronaldinho had the ball with him and have total control of the ball unlike Morata who was in a motion kicking the ball and running towards it. Can you compare "jumping in" in those two situations?

Upload the gif of that Morata vs VVD abeg... Let's compare.

airmark:
Na your type of foolish defender we dey call 'jawando' for secondary school. They were easy to dribble because they would just jump in like a mugu to a dribbler.

Morata is a decent dribbler, not a decent striker.

18 goals in 49 matches can only impress you, not me.

I'm still surprised why you didnt praise Buhari's govt, since the M in your moniker stands for Mediocrity.

No top defender will do the bolded.

But top defenders who read the game very well knows when to jump in and make a tackle and be successful.

Our own Ricardo Carvalho will get that ball from Morata.

Timing is what differentiate a top defender and mugus.

Your VVD was mugu that night

raumdeuter:
Imagine a whole VVD running away from Morata even when Morata was probably just trying to waste time and get a foul but he suddenly saw a weak link in VVD and fully exploited it

There was a particular touch that Morata made that pushed the ball very far from him. I expected VVD to pounce that moment and collect the ball but no, he was afraid of come close to Morata. Freaking Morata!

BlueAngel444:
Which one is as in Morata? , VVD probably thought he would miss the shot. Morata only issue has been beating a goalkeeper not beating defenders, just ask Bayern players.

Morata is a good on the ball o

Which shot?

I don't know which scenario you are referring to but Morata was no where near the post to even attempt a shot in the scene we are talking about (his assist for the second goal).

diggz:
You love mediocrity is not your fault.

Take am again....

airmark:
You must have missed the video of how Morata dribbled Bayern defenders that rushed him to set Cuadrado up at Juve. He is a good dribbler.

You have not answered my question. Morata or Abraham?

If you watch the VVD vs Morata video you will see that Morata's ball control was close to zero in that very attack. Why can't the world best defender closely mark him and collect the ball from him. You know that ordinary breeze will fall Morata down.

But see as VVD suddenly become Fabregas Escort Services.

airmark:
I don't use one match to judge a player.

18 goals in 49 matches will never impress me.

Will you prefer Morata to Abraham?

If a defender backtracks when face with Messi or Ronaldo or any tricky player e.g Robben, we will understand. But Morata? As in Morata!

Airmark I need distraction from this nonsense matter.

Come make we discuss Morata vs VVD for their last match.

afrodoc2:
Haba bros. I thought we agreed to die this matter now.

Bros no vex.

The more I read about latest developments the more my heart dey boil with vex here.

And it's people like larride that put us in this situation. Every sane person know that Nigeria is a nonsense place to be yet some people be believing in the system here whether by ignorance or mere stupidity I don't know

We have more than enough time in Nigeria to tighten up things but no, the agencies are giving us "updates" that will favor them.

I have relatives who are battling underlying health issues and who are older. These are people most especially vulnerable to coronavirus. You expect me to be happy with the situation this country is putting me into?

When Dr Li tried to sound the warning of this virus, the Chinese government, like larride, silenced him accusing him of "spreading unnecessary panic".... Look at China now. Larride have you seen Naija now?

I dey vex. I dey really VEX!