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Emaprince:
Timbros don throway fernandez the mugu come score

I dey tell you!

I no vex sha cuz na Mbuemo I bring in.

raumdeuter:
French defence that time na like military baracks
Thuram Dessaily Blanc, Lizarazu
In front of them Deschamps Petit

Come enter make I see you

France vs Croatia

World Cup 1998 semi final.... Lillian was on another beast level in that match. Damn!

Ibime:
Dey play. By the time he sends that same corny line to 100 Instagram babes, 30 go hit

You are a unique and targeted craftsman, he is an industrial reaper playing the game of odds. Both are pathways to success but his method of spray and pray has a higher hit rate. I know niggas like him who have the corniest lines but always have different babes every night cos they cast their net in high volume while you are holding fishing rod targeting a single fish. They are into mass production while you are crafting sweet lines for one specific babe.

Will never forget my nigga Jermaine who was the King of this shït despite his often corny approaches, and one partially lazy eye, he did it in high volume. One day I was walking with him and two girls shouted out their car window "Community dïck". This was before social media age but you will think this nigga was swiping tinder every waking hour of his life, so many girls were rushing him. He understood the psychology that girls just like boys are a wide spectrum, and just like boys, most of them don't have standards. Nigga couldn't walk down one street without approaching 10 babes for their number, and he will be talking absolute rubbish and still scoring goals.

Wetin be dis

You go fear analysis nah

raumdeuter:
I remember faintly the optimism here when Hojlund was bought and how he will be Man utd version of Haaland

Hojlund for Haaland
Dorgu for Doku

popizaino:
Lol.

Osiji Okocha, where did Palmer score from?

Palmer na winger? He scored from middle.

Make we talk of left footed Neto and where he scored from.

PP123:
outside the Box 18

Popi na you be dis?

Popizaino please come out.

From where did Neto score?

D. Henderson
D. Munoz

Thank you.

Iamoyindamola Be. Very. Afraid

C. Wood
N. William

Thank you

I dey pity anybody I go meet henceforth.

Total annihilation

Iamoyindamola

The comeback is on! Be afraid. Be very afraid.

obainojazz:
Regular customer

No be small regular customer

For once I got my transfer spot on.

Gabriel out Gakpo in...

With this red card, Arsenal most likely will concede.

lordfalcao:
who were your no 1 choices during pochettino era as early as 2023 when you started pushing that Jackson should be replaced and sent on loan?.

Why was Gyokeres not your first choice during 2023? Did Gyokeres started playing football 2024?

He is asking you to show him where he type these exact words "Guirassy is my No. 1 striker"

Dey play

Ibime:
Citadel done abandon Sesko and Guirassy, na only Gyokeres, Gyokeres, like say Gyokeres na discovery

Vlahovic has been abandoned to phantom injury like Belotti

Watch if Kolo Muani starts scoring on his upcoming loan spell, he will be adopted

So terrible and shameless.

Roland17:
Oga Titus was the best at dashing opponents PK.

What of Y. Kaboul and P. Chimboda dem?

Chimbonda used to be a solid RB for Wigan then before going to Spurs... He even got French call up. I no just know how that guy career just derail

Roland17:
What of his partner in comical defending Jean-Alain Boumsong?

Another comedian CB

But mehn, Titus was on a league of his own With his funny face

BTW Popizaino Vini got a brace last night..... You know the question nah.

How far?

BlueMann:
Chelsea have agreed deal to sign 2008 born talent Dastan Satpaev from Kazakhstan.

Transfer fee worth €4m package add-ons included from Kairat Almaty.

Record transfer for Kazakhstan league as Dastan will join Chelsea on a 5 year deal plus 1 year option when he turns 18.

- Fabrizio


Nigga WHO?

4m euro record transfer? Lol

airmark:
A league that Batshuayi went to and they started worshipping him, Batman.

A league you are fighting tooth and nail for us to get a striker from...

Agenda must agend

Roland17:
Saka has been a consistent world class player, he can't be compared to obere scout Chalobah whom you chased out of your club before recalling him.

He had a good game yesterday but lets not speak like he is even the 2nd coming of Titus Bramble in his prime

Omor... E don teeeeey wey I hear this name last

nateevs:
When you think being defensively good is just a plus for a defender, then we will vacate the room for you to argue alone.

Lol... You see me answer am?

Silentgroper:
Yeah like RB aren't suppose to make assists ..


Oga, your James no better pass Conor Bradley as e dey go so..

Yea, Salah's number in blocks and interception made him the great attacker he is.

Weldone.

iykmora:
Gen. Sod Abacha, we go soon impeach you 😡

I swear, we need to impeach him

I've never been this bad until iamoyindamola take over

Calibrator:
in hush tone Promise you won't laugh but I sold Bruyne and Fernandes to bring in Mbeumo and Gordon

Fernandes scored

Omor... This season FPL

I saw somewhere that a total of six managers triple captained Kluivert

I don't understand. Na time travel or na dead accounts or just pure coincidence!

Newcastle is in form, playing home. Who would have guessed that Bournemouth will pummel them like this? And Kluivert of all people grabbing a hattrick.

Calibrator:
Woke up this beautiful morning and got inspired to hand Isak the armband.


Followed it through thinking the inspiration is from the Lord, time has proved the inspiration was conceived in the hottest part of hell by one of the devil's most mischievous minions

I captained Isak too and brought in Gordon... Two of them blank

The jinx continue..

popizaino:
That's the problem Okey equipment. Do what works for your players and your team not works for other team.

You can not have Malouda in your team and begin to play him as a RWF simply because Arjen Robben is doing well in the same position with Bayern Munich.


Pep guardiola understands this and has returned Savinho to a position he is now getting more shots at the goalkeeper and helping the team upfront. Foden got his goal after the goalkeeper couldn't handle savinho shot. Same will be the fate of Jackson,Sancho,Palmer,Fernández if Madueke is allowed to test keeper from there.Madueke also wants to shoot but that angle gets blocked everytime. Put him LWF and the rest is history.

You just have to understand player's psycho,strength and weaknesses. I have watched Madueke enough to know he would be better at LWF.

If you know the bolded, why do you always mention me when the "rare" occurrence of a left footer scoring from the left happens?

Popizaino this one is for you...

Real Madrid v Celta Vigo

Vini scored.
Endrick brace.

Man United v Southampton

Amad hattrick.

Please can you confirm where these players scored their goals from and their strong foot?

I wan check something...

iamoyindamola:
Did you just mention relegation 🤣🤣🤣

Avoid me

obainojazz:
My FA opponent get Amad Diallo

Win wey I comfortably dey win, sleep carry me.

Na just now, 1.50am, I check scores only to see Amad hettrick from no where. Now I done lose the tie. Meanwhile na Bruno I get.

My FPL this season is not ordinary. Nothing anybody fit tell me

popizaino:
What empirical evidence are you waiting for when the example of Ralphina and Yamal is there for you to take from?

Besides half the world coach does not have mismatch of players. They understand their players and play them according.

For us,we are living in the illusion of trying to create that all conquering Barcelona or bayern Munich side by constantly playing some of these players in this position while we complain they are being ineffective.

Only God know how you for use Robben and Ribery if you be Bayern coach that year.