₦airaland Forum

pappyshun: A̶̲̥̅ plane was about †Φ crash and there were only 4
parachutes meanwhile there were 5 people on it.
Tђξ
1st person was Messi and he said "Ɣou know Ȋ̝̊̅'m
†ђξ
best fƠ̴̴̴̴̴̴͡Ơ̴̴̴̴̴̴͡tballer, S̶̲̥̅Ơ̴̴̴̴̴̴͡ Ȋ̝̊̅ cant die now" he took 1
parachute and left. Tђξ 2nd who was Aliko
Dangote said "Ɣou know Ȋ̝̊̅'m †ђξ richest man in
Africa and Ȋ̝̊̅'m
†ΦΦ young †Φ die" S̶̲̥̅Ơ̴̴̴̴̴̴͡, he took †ђξ 2nd
parachute
and left. President Jonathan said" Ɣou know Ȋ̝̊̅'m
†ђξ
smartest president in †ђξ world, S̶̲̥̅Ơ̴̴̴̴̴̴͡ Ȋ̝̊̅ cant die
now"
he took 1 and left. It was left with Pope Benedict
and
A̶̲̥̅ little schoolgirl. Tђξ Pope said †Φ her "take †ђξ
last 1,Ȋ̝̊̅'ll sacrifice my life 4 Ɣou". Tђξ little girl
replied dere
re two parachute remaining Jonathan took my
skool
bag..

I couldn't stop laughing at this. I dont die with laugher.

I didn't see that cracker coming; he took my school bag LMAO

somebodybobo: I dont even knw who davido is/ Nosa and the mopol.....Now wetin i wan gain from reading this??

But you read am... SMH

ifihearam: The manner some of you here insult the president is really mind blowing.some of you here your fathers are nobodies and you all open your gutter of a mouth to call the president of africa most populous country all sorts of name. By the way,who is your father sef?? idiots

It is this kind of mentality that mums Nigerians and makes them easy rule for even cheap despots.

See the man is not sitting there as anybody's Father, he was elected, the people elected him to rule over them. Your father naturally has more rule over you than mister president.

But the point is instead of throwing cheap insults on NL that he will never see, Nigerians should be a lot more constructive with their criticism and really demand culpability from their rulers, not just the president. Im fact it should start with your local representative.

Dollarman101: I enjoyed it. The president made much sense. He didn't cancel his trip to Brasil so as not to play into the hands of those terrorists. Courageous stuff!

As much as that line of thought made sense, there is no courage to praise in it.

At any rate it would have been easier for him to leave the country than to stay.

shymmex: WTF is global warming?

Another fraud to rip people off.. If they care about global warming that much, they would have stopped gas flaring...

How old are you again?? You sound like my 12years old sister.

I think the laughs on you.

Cant smell sarcasm even when you've been smeared with one.

Mallamabdul: @ delafrriut, I never knew you were this dumb. So if you re the President of Nigeria today, you would fail to attend a meeting because Jacob Zuma of SA was nt invited. Do you knw the position of Nigeria in the comity of Nations? As Abati pointed out, This prestigious invitation had long been given to Nigeria- Giant of Africa. So Gej attended in order to honour this invitation. What could he have stayed back to do? Does he need to be present before the Army fight the terrorists? He has already deployed Soldiers to the streets of KD. A curfew was in place before he left. He consulted the Senate before he left. Even the Senate refused his suggestion to declare State of Emetgency in the affected Sates. He handed over to his vice who was a former Governor of Kaduna to just oversee his directives on the Military for just few days. So what else do you want him to do? Maybe you want him to be a security guard in the streets of Kaduna before you re satisfied.

Wouldn't you think it insensitive for instance, a husband whose wife is in complicated labour out on the same day about his business as usual, confidently trusting everything to the doctors?

Even if he has given directives, his presence is certainly needed, and that summit is dispensable in all count.

And to think that yet again he parades the longest train of delegates to an international conference, lends more air to insensitivity.

logicboy: 1) Let's start with christians on Nairaland; they claim that their religion gives them a sense of morality. A person with good morals treat people with fairness; they are fair.

-Consindering the above statement, do you really think it is fair to have a [size=14pt]"religion"[/size] section for all religions then turn it into a christian section by making it constant that the first two threads are christian threads? The threads are the christian fellowship thread and the "have you praised him yet" thread. Remember that it clearly states on the religion section that it is for sharing faith/belief in God or other higher powers- therefore it is for all religions

-Also, hypocrisy is immoral. Why complain about the muslims bullying for their own section while you bully others on this section?



2) As for the muslims on Nairaland who claim to be moral and fair;

-Do you really think it is fair to have your own section? To get preference over other religions? Look at the world today, this isolationism has not helped muslims. Jews will stand with christains, bhuddist with christians etc while muslims stand alone. People have stopped caring about the injustice in the middle east.

-Furthermore, I have been reading past posts on the separate muslim section. Please correct me if I am wrong but I am yet to see any muslim denouncing the threats that the owner/moderator of Nairaland recieved in order to get the muslim section. Why should there be threats in the first place? Or am I wrong were there no threats?

-Also, the blatant cowardice and deceptive methods used to avoid criticism in the muslim section is disgusting. The avoidance of many critical threads on islam is one thing but to deceptively change thread titles to suit the moderator's feelings is another. The christians are at least always up for a debate/bible bashing.




Should we get an atheist section?

I am yet to find a so-called Athiest, whose reasoning isn't flawed. There is this gaping 'hole', they invariably fail to see in their address of faith.

As your name implies youngman, i reckon you think you have found that profound practical knowledge that makes you immune to Faith?

Even believing in no God is a trial of 'Faith' in itself. Because you will always probe God, you are ever probing His works to discount it, keep searching you will find HIM, all i ask is probe with an even mind, logic demands it!

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Wic. Sarcasism, but not finely done. This is no attack-reply.
@fallguy said most what i would have said, but to stress a pooint that was played down  in his spiel. Smartness does play a key role. Supreriority is not sustained on first come, first service bases, out performing your competitors on every front retains you your stance.

Yahoomail was before gmail, but the former is way behind the latter, gmail provides better email experience, and spam protection. The ID security is SUP. Last month during the unveil of facebook email service, it was rumoured to be a gmail killer, if gmail wasn't the best why pitch your weight against her. Some may want to argue it but lets leave it for some other thread. Check your yahoomail spam and see important messages about to be deleted. enough said!

Right from the start Google has always played smarter, coding wise and businesswise, hence their fame.

Will just touch one more thing.
I here through out the thread comparision between us and the indians, Indians Aren't the best they are just cheaper.No offence. And more determined than the most of Us.

@misterman said sth that cant be overlooked, Though he phrased it wrongly, Nigerians are a slow bunch.we react very slowly to things, No offence to Nairaland, but this forum should have found a strong competitor, perhaps knocked out. functionality are bare, i could not even add a friend on the forum, if u cant add a friend how do you kp a personal portfolio. Which active forum on the internet today is still this bare.SAD.

in a different setting nairaland would have been drained of followership, by a better forum. But it has Nigerians to thank, not particularly long standing presence.

For the harsh life here, Nigerians are excused of not measuring up more prominently.

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