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Crime › Re: Prophet Sylvester Ofori Shoots Wife, Barbara Tommey, Dead In US (Photos, Video) by Timekeeper: 8:05am On Sep 10, 2020
Death death.. We Don tire ooo.

Which kind spirit enter am to shoot him wife??
Phone/Internet Market › Re: Any One Wants To Sell Iphone 6s by Timekeeper: 6:15am On Sep 10, 2020
legitboss011:
anyone with fairly used iPhone 6s should quote me with price
location uyo / Port Harcourt
Na Lagos I dey.. Check my profile
Phone/Internet Market › Re: Sold by Timekeeper(op): 6:13am On Sep 10, 2020
Available
Phones › Re: TECNO Camon 16 Premier Unboxing & Quick Review: Should You Upgrade? by Timekeeper: 6:12am On Sep 10, 2020
sunshineV:
lol dis one neva wise
See as u overwise
Phones › Re: TECNO Camon 16 Premier Unboxing & Quick Review: Should You Upgrade? by Timekeeper: 5:57am On Sep 10, 2020
Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr
Isoright


You say what niggarrr
My niggarrr..

How come u didn't tell us that u and righteousness89 Don born...

Ur kid is just so wonderful... Rigtousslawormir
Phones › Re: TECNO Camon 16 Premier Unboxing & Quick Review: Should You Upgrade? by Timekeeper: 5:56am On Sep 10, 2020
driand:
huh

I dislike this inferior brand with everything I have in me

but with what I'm see here now

Helio G90T

8gig ram

33w

90hz


I think they got it right on this one....

[b]Still doesn't stop the phone from dying perpetually after 2 years of service

And I don't like the price tag[/b]
Iies.. Tecno last long... It is not like infinix that is not okay.. Tecno is da best
Politics › Re: Pipeline Repairs Cost NNPC N41.98 Billion In Six Months by Timekeeper: 5:39am On Sep 10, 2020
See Nigeria money wasting........ Are these people truly repairing pipe and if yes, I'm sure some av been diverted.

Let them just dash me That 0.98 from the money
Phones › Re: TECNO Camon 16 Premier Unboxing & Quick Review: Should You Upgrade? by Timekeeper:
Nice one...

Tecno is moving forward Sha.. Who wud have ever imagined tecno will have a phone of 8gb ram and 128gb..

No body will believe it.. Now it is competing with iPhone 11 pro max and Samsung s10... All at the same level now

Tecno is advancing


Tecno IPhone Samsung.. Same level


[b]I use iPhone 12 pro max and I use this tecno camom 16. So I know what I am saying..
Politics › Re: Nigerian Law Students Honour Ugwuanyi With Governor Of The Year Award by Timekeeper: 5:35am On Sep 10, 2020
That Enugu governor.. Award for what
Politics › Re: Lagos Approves 33% Increase In Pension For State Pensioners by Timekeeper: 4:56am On Sep 10, 2020
Nice one Lagos.... Itesiwaju Eko lo je WA logun


Anyway, IPhone 6s 32gb for sale..Lagos
Politics › Re: Nigeria Asks For $1.1b Advance From Eni And Shell In OPL 245 Corruption Case by Timekeeper: 4:34am On Sep 10, 2020
I hope they give mi my share of the money sha
Food › Re: Muniratu Abubakar Emerges ‘the King’s Chef’ by Timekeeper: 4:33am On Sep 10, 2020
Munira. Yoruba arewa or yoruba edo??
Politics › Re: Osinbajo: Sexual Harassment Victims Are Not Responsible For The Abuse by Timekeeper: 4:32am On Sep 10, 2020
What abt fake accuser?
Especially rape victims
Politics › Re: Gabriel Suswam Condemns Terwase Killing, Calls For Judicial Inquiry by Timekeeper: 4:31am On Sep 10, 2020
I condemn it too
Family › Re: Uncle Set To Divorce Wife After Plumber Removed 23 Condoms Blocking Our Toilet.. by Timekeeper: 10:20pm On Sep 09, 2020
Ashirioluwa:
But why are you putting someone story out? This is not your matter. You should learn to mind your business.

Too much nollywood story on Nairaland.
Shut up... It is not by force for u to read... Waka pass


Dem slay queen
Family › Re: Uncle Set To Divorce Wife After Plumber Removed 23 Condoms Blocking Our Toilet.. by Timekeeper: 10:16pm On Sep 09, 2020
JenniferAkpamu:
I am still looking for where you wrote 23 condoms in your story, OP.
Can u read at all?

It is condom that was found in the sink... And one of them is fresh.. Which means condoms plenty for there..

Most ladies can't read and understand.. Na to dey slay dey ur head
Romance › Re: My Fiancé Disregards Me, How Do I Handle This? by Timekeeper: 10:04pm On Sep 09, 2020
Michelle55:
I gave up on relationship matters long time ago. Just do what works for you. You will be alright las las
What abt us? Let's do one
Romance › Re: My Fiancé Disregards Me, How Do I Handle This? by Timekeeper: 10:03pm On Sep 09, 2020
Zzor:
you will not run now,later it will be my husband is an unrepentant womanizer sleeping with people's wives.Husbands are not scarce,it is the sensible and responsible ones that are scarce
Bcox u av no man in ur life and no man wants to come into ur life doesn't mean u shud wish the same for others..

Accept ur fate
Health › Re: 75-Year-Old Tortoise Involved In Accident In Kebbi, Doctors Try To Save The Life by Timekeeper: 9:29pm On Sep 09, 2020
Human lives nko.. Una go on strike

If na 75 years human being, una go leave am
Health › Re: Python Bites Thai Teenager On His Penis While Sitting On Toilet (Pix, Video) by Timekeeper: 8:51pm On Sep 09, 2020
cool

He shud be glad.. Now he will have a big dick..

Ladies will be looking for him... Guys will be envious.... grin
Travel › Re: Flood Prone Areas In Lagos By Cotenant.ng by Timekeeper: 8:16pm On Sep 09, 2020
frozen70:
You are not yet having the cash amd you want land

So how will you safeguard the land by erecting building there
Lo. I need to safeguard land again... If I Don buy, is it not my property for life.. Do I need to safeguard again
Properties › Re: Purchase Advice Needed by Timekeeper: 8:10pm On Sep 09, 2020
Shakriboko:
Dear Nairalanders, I want to get a new Air conditioner. Due to the increase in exchange rate, there are two brands I fancy within the range of my 120k budget; Hisense and Nexus.

Kindly advise me from your usage experience on the pros and cons of either brand. Also, if there are other reliable brands I can go for within that range let me know. Thanks
Found one seller.

How do I get ur number??
Family › Re: Purchase Advice Needed by Timekeeper: 8:08pm On Sep 09, 2020
Shakriboko:
Durable and reliable one with 1.5hp
I can link u to sumone.... Can u chat the person on whatsapp..

1.5 with inverter..

Hisense dey, nexus dey.. I found one already...
Family › Re: Purchase Advice Needed by Timekeeper: 8:02pm On Sep 09, 2020
Shakriboko:
Durable and reliable one with 1.5hp
Okay
Travel › Re: Flood Prone Areas In Lagos By Cotenant.ng by Timekeeper: 8:01pm On Sep 09, 2020
eniolaamos7:
You will get such a land in a very remote area.
Like where??
Family › Re: Purchase Advice Needed by Timekeeper: 7:54pm On Sep 09, 2020
Shakriboko:
Of course
Ok.. U said hisense abi.. Which model do u want??
Sports › Re: FC Barcelona Becomes 1st Sports Club With 10 Million Subscribers On Youtube by Timekeeper: 7:45pm On Sep 09, 2020
smiley All thanks to the best player in the world called Lionel Messi.... He has made Barcelona achieved another feat..

The other one na goat meat, all hin life na penalty...

They call him penaldo, Failurenaldo, boxnaldo, tapnaldo, jealousnaldo, envynaldo.. All in all, he is just like a goat meat...


All hall king Messi.... Goat with the crown... The other goat meat may try to impress but he will still be regarded as 2nd best....


Goat meat fan (failurenaldo), pls dont engage me on this sport matter.. Make e no pepper una for body.. Na sport oo, no take am personal.

If you must engage me or convince me that Failurenaldo is good, read my siggy grin grin grin grin grin grin cheesy

Donkenny511:
When your team has the one and only GOAT!

Some people's nightmares

Lionel Andre Messi

Below is a feat no player can achieve in the next 100 years
Real niggar.. Slawormir where u dey??

Fashion › Re: 10 Different Types Of Nigerian Barbers by Timekeeper: 5:24pm On Sep 09, 2020
I know powder master well well

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