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Politics › Re: Missing Lady, Oluwatimileyin Akinnusi Found Safe (photo) by Timekeeper: 2:47pm On Sep 10, 2020
Glory to the name. Of. The Lord Most high

If she went to collect dick, then God has released her from. The hands. Of the dickstrator..


Welcome home girl, OP after 9 months, u wunt put to bed
Politics › Re: Jonathan: Electronic Voting Is The Only Way To Credible Elections by Timekeeper: 2:45pm On Sep 10, 2020
youngsahito:
PLS,IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GIRL YOU HAD SEX WITH 14TH OF FEBRUARY TO PUT TO BIRTH 7TH OF SEPTEMBER.
8 months?? She may have premature birth

Congrats daddy
Politics › Re: Jonathan: Electronic Voting Is The Only Way To Credible Elections by Timekeeper: 2:44pm On Sep 10, 2020
Truth true
Romance › Re: My Girl Is Too Attached To Me, How Can I Stop That? by Timekeeper: 1:00pm On Sep 10, 2020
jada987:
i just checked the number is not on WhatsApp
The number on ur profile Is switched off...
Events › Re: Advice On Changing Wedding Date. by Timekeeper: 12:53pm On Sep 10, 2020
Greathand01:
Kindly advice me on this, the wedding date my spouse family, my parent and my fiancee chosed is quite not convenient for me due to work schedule, (I work far north), the date means I will be resuming to work 1 week after wedding.

I want the date changed to the following month so I can have like 3 weeks bet everyone seems not to understand me.. I am looking like the bad person to everyone.... kindly advise.
Pls. Give me location and time.... I need to come
Events › Re: Advice On Changing Wedding Date. by Timekeeper: 12:51pm On Sep 10, 2020
wink

Date or no date no concern mi.

Infact family understands or not..

Sha gimme. The location and the new date make I kon chop my own
Romance › Re: My Girl Is Too Attached To Me, How Can I Stop That? by Timekeeper: 12:51pm On Sep 10, 2020
jada987:
i just checked the number is not on WhatsApp
I just sent a msg on whatsapp to the number on ur profile....... My number is active on whatsapp
Technology Market › Re: Sold by Timekeeper(op): 12:49pm On Sep 10, 2020
Michael390:
ahh you people fight ehh what happen,see your other argument picture
We fight and we laugh grin grin
Romance › Re: My Girl Is Too Attached To Me, How Can I Stop That? by Timekeeper: 12:48pm On Sep 10, 2020
jada987:
i just checked the number is not on WhatsApp
Very active
It is ma..
Technology Market › Re: Sold by Timekeeper(op): 12:20pm On Sep 10, 2020
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

macbede:
Lol, you win grin grin grin
Technology Market › Re: Sold by Timekeeper(op): 12:18pm On Sep 10, 2020
macbede:
see you see road, if you like, spread mat for the road, Mr "Price is Negotiable"
embarassed

No wonder soldier beat u for bread gringringrin
Technology Market › Re: Sold by Timekeeper(op): 12:14pm On Sep 10, 2020
macbede:
ehya, why didnt you go to slot n sell 32gb for 52k, Mr "Price is Negotiable"? sorry bro fairly used is fairly used
Sorry for ursef.. Swerve make i see road..

Story teller
Romance › Re: At Age 23 Still Scared Of Asking A Girl Out by Timekeeper: 12:13pm On Sep 10, 2020
wink

Normal thing na
Technology Market › Re: Sold by Timekeeper(op): 11:53am On Sep 10, 2020
macbede:
lemme give you 30k.. quote me lets wrap it up
Uncle pls tell us a story.....

Use dt 30k buy ur sef a wrapper....

Phone/Internet Market › Re: Sold by Timekeeper(op):
macbede:
30k n we have a deal..i got a deal for 30k 64gb iphone 6s too, but screen is broken at left top, but functioning all round.
Story teller

Yen yen yen.. I know no who ask u for story telling undecided

grin all wetin u dey yarn na story... If u need phone, u go go buy that one wey no get screen and dey use am..

For the time being, swerve make I see road..

Thanks

Family › Re: Uncle Set To Divorce Wife After Plumber Removed 23 Condoms Blocking Our Toilet.. by Timekeeper: 11:04am On Sep 10, 2020
JenniferAkpamu:
You no even reach to engage me.
Jennifercum... No wonder cum full ur mouth like Erica wey dey swallow swallow grin grin cheesy grin grin

Akpamu mean cum.. I don't engage account created in less than 6 months
Crime › Re: How Thieves Entered My Room And Carted Away A Lot Of Items Using Voodoo Or Charm by Timekeeper: 10:59am On Sep 10, 2020
angry

The gods must be mad not to have woken you up oooo...

Which kind jazz be Dt? Well I bliv in jazz Sha coz I bliv in Good and Evil too... There is darkness really...

Op, may God recompense all ur lost properties in double fold... I also felt like dying when armed robbers attacked me and collected my tecno phone.... I for dash u my phone but mehn, I broke, na why I wan sell

I am using a better tecno phone now and iPhone 6s 32gb which I Wana sell if u check my Signature. ...

Somebody praise da Lord..
Christianity Etc › Re: Yahaya Aminu Sharif: An Open Letter To CAN By Nnamdi Abana by Timekeeper:
Wetin concern CAn.

They want CAN to put mouth so that they can turn it to Christian and Muslim issue abi


The writer of this article is mad.....



IPhone 6s 32gb for sale, Lagos, Price 52000 negotiable .. Check my profile for more information
Family › Re: Uncle Set To Divorce Wife After Plumber Removed 23 Condoms Blocking Our Toilet.. by Timekeeper: 9:52am On Sep 10, 2020
JenniferAkpamu:
That is how people like you fail exams. The OP was specific in the title of the thread but the opposite in his narration. He did not address who counted the condoms and discovered there were 23 in number. Did the plumber count alone? Did the uncle count with the plumber to confirm that indeed there were 23 condoms? Was the OP present? There is supposed to be correlation between the article and the title and that is missing in this story. Na so una go dey blame lecturer when they give you F9, meanwhile you wrote rubbish.

Go and get sense because you have displayed a grave lack thereof.
Ur brain is made with concrete... No amount of sense can enter... No need to engage u
Romance › Re: My Girl Is Too Attached To Me, How Can I Stop That? by Timekeeper: 8:42am On Sep 10, 2020
jada987:
hmmmmmmmm
I just replied ur mail... U can whatsapp me.. See my number on the siggy
Crime › Re: Prophet Sylvester Ofori Shoots Wife, Barbara Tommey, Dead In US (Photos, Video) by Timekeeper: 8:41am On Sep 10, 2020
Zarha:
Bless you
U r wlcm
Travel › Re: Flood Prone Areas In Lagos By Cotenant.ng by Timekeeper: 8:41am On Sep 10, 2020
rapheal5:
To plant tree abi?
Build house na
Crime › Re: "Terwase Akwaza Gana Was Dragged Out Of Government Convoy & Killed" by Timekeeper: 8:39am On Sep 10, 2020
I don't even know what to say

I don't know abt the man.. Never even heard of him. B4..


His death made him so popular...

Rest in peace or Rest in pieces... I don't know which one to choose
Crime › Re: Prophet Sylvester Ofori Shoots Wife, Barbara Tommey, Dead In US (Photos, Video) by Timekeeper: 8:39am On Sep 10, 2020
Zarha:
The devil have done this!!!




I have an almost new iPhone 8plus gig 64gig for sale.
Colour:Rose Gold
Condition: The phone is new, Very clean not a single scratch (New)
Location: Lagos
Price (165k) negotiable but no silly negotiations

Phone has accessories if you want to buy it comes with charger and earpieces... Original follow come
Accessories: 7k
Call 07030363986

IPhone 8plus (256 gig black colour also available.) very clean price 180k negotiable but no silly negotiations
Be careful.. The way u r advertising and advertising.. U may be banned.... Don't put it on all thread..

Frndly advise o grin
Crime › Re: Prophet Sylvester Ofori Shoots Wife, Barbara Tommey, Dead In US (Photos, Video) by Timekeeper: 8:38am On Sep 10, 2020
simplepee:
See his face like condemn iron embarassed embarassed. May God protect us from evil people.
See ur Ass like condemned bread grin
Phones › Re: TECNO Camon 16 Premier Unboxing & Quick Review: Should You Upgrade? by Timekeeper: 8:36am On Sep 10, 2020
grin

Thanks bro

jizzison:
I'm in love with your sacarsm.
Politics › Re: Olu Falae: Why Honest, Decent People Can’t Become President Of Nigeria by Timekeeper: 8:33am On Sep 10, 2020
Is this not sad?? undecided undecided lipsrsealed
Politics › Re: FG Can No Longer Afford To Subsidise Fuel, Electricity – Jimi Agbaje by Timekeeper: 8:23am On Sep 10, 2020
God save Niger area oooo... Ehnmnn
Technology Market › Sold by Timekeeper(op):
Sold
Crime › Re: Prophet Sylvester Ofori Shoots Wife, Barbara Tommey, Dead In US (Photos, Video) by Timekeeper: 8:06am On Sep 10, 2020
noleflendum:
He is our Brother from that side
No tribal post abeg

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