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SalomonKane:
I'm not him. Good lord please, don't do that.

Talking about a vehement denial.

That's the way to go about it.

DemiGoddess:
That's M.UVA I know.

Not. He's in the list of your followership though.

Are you partaking in the quiz?

SalomonKane:
Well, I'm not surprised. It's a cinch many romancelanders are married to dull and dumb, well another set of many love to make love to stealing, lying, cheating and plagiarising.

Have you seen the rules of this contest? Don't you think it's easy for one to thwart it?

Every online contest is often porous and never foolproof.

They should carry on by all means. The idea is brilliant.

SalomonKane:
Yea I understand. Those who accept silence as such are those who find it hard to task their brain.

...well...
So it is interesting we have over 280 contestants in the quiz competition. I am surprised only a handful of Romancelanders I could find here.

SalomonKane:
Remember, "silence is golden" that's why I didn't reply her mention. In other words, I hear no evil, I speak no evil. Beside, banning isn't new to me. Its like a shadow now.

Silence here is often accepted as an implicit admission of guilt especially on matters of alternates.

SalomonKane:
Em, is nice to leave 'em guessing. Makes the chase fun and fulfilling.

Nope, not fun.

1) not denying it can get you banned for rule 19 especially if you have a mod on your trail.

2) All battles/well wishes most never be misconstrued on identity obscurity

Imithea:
Le.zz.

If you can't smell my aftershave from a single detractor, then you can't recognise my kiss when I blindfold you for adventure.

@SalomonKane, don't leave the ladies confused.

makydebbie:
And who's the person liking Jude's posts

You're forgetting the dude has a plethora of alternates?

And his mindless #mnga bunch of psychopathic small-time criminals.

When the story couldn't fly, they resorted to using their alternates to like the post for mind games.

ladypearl45:
All I can see is jealousy well it's more than people that lavish money to bury someone that they didn't care for while alive

Don't understand! Are you in support of the Igwe's pronouncement?

LordofNairaland:
I am not supporting him but the bolded isn't correct. If he closed the old accounting year (2016) with 18 million+ as stated in the statement, he would automatically open the new accounting year (2017) with that same 18 million+

What are you talking about?

The opening account balance is suppose to be his last account balance before his current activities. While the closing account balance will reflect charges, withdrawals, yields and other banking activities.

Oga, both his opening and closing account balances are EXACTLY THE SAME FIGURE!!!!

And what we have in his doctored account is 18 billion by the way. So look at the facts and not ad hominem!!!

Lsofdk:
[color=teal]lol, i believe the punk ass is merely seeking attention.[/color]

Quite so. And now he's about the most disgraced Nairalander ever.

The demons of attention-craving had the better of him and made him lose all caution.

This is one embarrassment he can't shake off anytime.

AngelSweetLips:
Am I the only one who noticed that the sum on the account balance was 18 BILLION

The boy reminds me of hardened criminals who never give up or own up when caught.

First account statement he produced was 18 million in 10 digits, all identical with Access Bank advertisement on Google play store where he copied and tried to clean out the identical figures. (See pic below)

Then when exposed he hurried to Access Bank website , printed its header and proceeded to a business centre for Photoshop where the illiterate business centre attendant wrote 18 billion for his acclaimed 18 million.
(Pic 2)
Also the said 18 million was all deposited on new year day.

I have never seen someone who so brutally killed himself and yet miraculously was still able to watch the horrors of his own death in real time.

www.nairaland.com/attachments/4721778_2017010913_15_30_jpege4277b279cc29054938bfee881fde696

www.nairaland.com/attachments/4721833_screenshot20170109142904_jpeg45109797fd9e66170aa5337762fc5ff0

fingard02k:
Enugwu-ukwu one of the ancient communities in Anambra state has just released a new law guiding the Burial/Funerial in the community.

According to them “Burials in recent times have continued to attract wastage; of time, money and other resources‘ Th3 following laws are aimed to stem these wastages and save embarrassment to those who strive to compete in giving the so-called “befitting buria|” to their dead ones. We value human beings but that does not warrant frivolous expenditure in the mist of extreme poverty.”

ANNOUNCEMENT OF A DEAD PERSON

The announcement of the passing on of persons in the following categories must show respect to the deceased:-

1. The Town’s Traditional Ruler

2. A Cabinet Chief

3′. Ozo titled holder

4. Member of Traditional Council

(a). in the case of the Traditional Ruler, nobody is authorized to announce his passage unless after the cabinet meets for that purpose‘ The announcement would be by the Onowu or Onosolu Eze in the presence.

To lessen the burden of walling for families to bury their deceased particularly at Christmas seasons, all forms of burial ceases by Detember 20″‘while resumption to burrial is from 10′”January.

ENTERTAINMENT

This is another area that requires rigid control. Therefore only the following dishes must not be exceeded in any burial/funeral ceremony. introduction of any other food delicacies attract heavy fine as would be detailed below:

Rice – White rice with stew or joilof only.
Swallow – Wheat, Semavita or Garri.
Soup – Only onugbu or egusi soup.
Drinks – Modestly reasonable to follow the pattern of faod.
Gunshots- Canon shots are permitted but not single, double or pump action guns or any other type of gun.

IBU OZU NWADA

it is a known fact that at the point of dowry payment, also includes items for the burial of Nwada who aasses on. This cultural practice would continue in he following modest consideration. Therefore on he demise of Nwada, the following shall be provided

BILLBOARDS/POSTERS

these have made our environment untidy; therefore all must be removed within fourteen (14) days following burial.

PENALTY FOR VIOLATION OF OUR BY—lAWS

I. Service of songs beyond 8.00pm – N100,000.00.

Ii. Period of burial/funeral beyond the stipulated 2 days – N150,000.00.

lli. Misuse of casket/corpse for showmanship is disrespect to the dead N100,000.00.

Iv. Entertainment above the stipulated/recommendation N150,0DD.0O.

V. Environmental degradation by use of posters/billboards after 14 days would attract N5,000.00 for everyday they are not removed.

Signed

HRM. Igwe Sir Ralph O. Ekpe

READ MORE http://www.enzyhub.com/first-in-history-enugwu-ukwu-makes-law-guiding-burialfuneral-in-the-community/

This is one of the most stupid and meaningless "law" ever stipulated. Africans and triviality.

How are you fools going to hold your thieving senate and house of representatives members who sit in Abuja collecting hundreds of millions annually.

Your roads are death traps, your schools are backward without a 21st century laboratories and all you do is concern yourself with what type of soup one cooks to bury his Father.

Delusional dweebs!

Benita27:
I never stated you were an unbeliever, we shall talk about the path to salvation and where i worship in due course.

Goodnight, thanks for the compliment.

Good night, darl. And don't thank me. Just make me a firm believer!

u21day:
your first line: you should do poetry.

Conformist are the reason why the world is like this, imagine no one called him out. He would have a sweeter tongue, and the lies would just roll out like honey from a hive.

Its good we all now know who he is, so for every other post he makes he will be scrutinized.

What baffled me the most, were his minions. littered across the thread like they were scattered by the Morton salt girl.

He's learnt his lesson i hope. Its either these past few days has taught him to desists from such nefarious activities or its hardened him more for defiance.

Thanks for the compliment, brother.

The dude is alien to shame. I believe he will lay low awhile and open more dumb threads to hide his shame.

All the same, the important thing is that he can't take anyone on a cheap ride ever again.

Benita27:
This is a new year, you better give your life to Christ.
I am out of here.

So because I admire your ass and plot to have it all to myself I am now an unbeliever?

Ok, show me the path to salvation. What church do you worship in? Let us talk about the soul.

mhisbliss:
goodnight, gracious lawd, what are you

Seldom does a girl change my brains like you have done tonight. When I said brains, I mean the one in my head and the one in my dick. And you monopolized all two tonight.

I will be looking out for you, smart beauty.

HARDDON:
No he kills d brewing winds!

Return to thy realms of random rhymes therefore
Thy randy Quill

Lolz.

My quill may only scribe in cóitus
Let us tarry until such time appoints us

When my mind can travel away with nature
All she holds and nurtures for pasture

mhisbliss:
hey i feel so dirty

At least you're not bolting like Benita27 any time I tell her how nicely formed and well spread her yansh is.

You'll get used to the dirt, either in mind or body.

Science tells me the püssy has got a self-cleansing system inbuilt

Don't know how true that is.

mhisbliss:
i play basketball i dance i work out of course i have great stamina

physically fit and untiring.

You can do the Twerk and vaginal muscle flex to squeeze every proteinous juice off my balls.

HARDDON:
Oh to dah skies my lyrical heart shoots! Where is my word wand? My randy Quills!?
Angels please kiss me once more, let me i pray thee dab! Just this once, just d tips, just d lips.

How can a soul, robed in mortal cloak be so blessed with d gift of a raveging gab?

Erm, that was for mhisbliss?

But I understand!

mhisbliss:

I see you don't fight like that. But I was thinking you'll have great stamina given your physique.

Benita27:
Please Sir!, the humiliation he has received here is enough to make one go suicidal.

Forgive the op.

Benita, Benita, Bonita, I have taken a new interest in you ever since I looked at your DP and saw how carefully formed Almighty God constructed your ass.


Every single mould and curve was to my specification. The hell with jude and his schemings. Let me talk you to.

Start 2017 on a firm footing, babe.

Double entry*

mhisbliss:
Kikikiki its your choice but even if you back down I'll still go ahead to give you the best whooping ever to feel powerful

Babe, I have only lost one fight to a female--once. And i was dead drunk.

After the 1st round of fast , furious and firm fücking, i fell into a dose on top of her as my dick went limp inside her wet, pulsating püssy.

mhisbliss:
who cares as long as it'll help me woop yo ass I'm down for some karate

Whoop my ass?

What's a guy like me doing fighting with a girl like you?

I don't fight with ladies. That's a waste of physical effort.

It won't last 1 minute if I oblige you.

mhisbliss:
the flow of chi doesn't require force or muscular and athletic look, it goes with the four elements of nature, coupled with grace and putting your soul at ease with your environment, don't understand a lady

Sounds like taekwando mixed with Yoga.

Hope you know a lady compromise a lot of oestrogen if engaged in rigourous physical exertion?

mhisbliss:
seriously i do martial arts o, and i carry a pepper spray about, I'm ever ready to perform a Vulcan nerve pinch on any intruder, and if you're a tough one i use muay thai on you

Let me go look at your frame and what you're protecting....*** struts to your DP***

Petite, pliable figure, firm shoulders and pretty face with a knowing look. I think I will be mindful of your paper spray more than your martial skills. You have got light bones

CentaurXXV:
It's very useless, that reputation has been wasted and washed up in deep shame that cannot be salvaged.

It has led to his waterloo.

The fool has this delusion he is liked by folks because he keeps the section entertained with his unique strain of imbecility.

mhisbliss:
lol lemme go to the beash and resume my karate class, its already dark everywhere but i paid scientists and they created a weather machine, so its day now at the beash in my compound

You do martial arts? So you don't need protection out there?

Considering the havoc you unleashed just now

mhisbliss:
it'll go a long way, you can't imagine what it means to him

Very kind of you

mhisbliss:
lol i wont wait for him to ask, he has my vote already Afterall I'm doing it for charity

Hoping the 50k will bring back his sanity and social conformity to him.