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Foreign AffairsRe: Senegal, Not Nigeria To Lead West African Troops To Gambia by Timelezz(op): 5:51pm On Jan 17, 2017
SmartyPants:
Thats not true. Senegal has advanced military equipment and their forces have conflict experience, having combated an insurgency in it's south.
Senegal has no statistically available records of good military equipment and apart from a couple of attack helicopters.

The best Senegalese military experience has Always been in support role.
EventsRe: Beautiful Mother Of 2 Marries A Young Igbo Man (Pics) by Timelezz: 5:31pm On Jan 17, 2017
lalasticlala:
Beautiful Mum Of 2 Who Walked Out Of An Abusive Marriage Marries A Young Igbo Man


Aishatu Ella John shared on facebook:



https://www.facebook.com/permalink.php?story_fbid=10154165811390976&id=610495975&pnref=story

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If you like no advise girls on how to mend their marriages and homes. be deceiving them with this one-off.

And you seem like a mindless gold-digger too. Why did you emboldened "Canadian no visa wahala citizen"

As in, is that the measurement of a good husband?
Is a western visa a brand new life?
Foreign AffairsRe: Senegal, Not Nigeria To Lead West African Troops To Gambia by Timelezz(op): 5:11pm On Jan 17, 2017
Fedayeen02:
France meddles in everything Africa because if you can't protect Francophone countries interest then the Anglophone countries will take the lead.

A case in point is Nigeria Civil War



Ghana has a strong military force
The Nigerian civil war was of interest to all of the West and even Russia.

I think France would favour a disintegrated Nigeria whom she sees a hegemonic threat in the subregion.

Ghana has NO military of note.
Foreign AffairsRe: Senegal, Not Nigeria To Lead West African Troops To Gambia by Timelezz(op): 4:57pm On Jan 17, 2017
Fedayeen02:
Senegal has one of the best economy in Francophone West Africa. The French will always be there to support them indirectly because France will also see it as an opportunity to gain a strong foothold in Gambia.


Remember a Frienly Gambia to Senegal will promote better trade for France.


The British don't care about Gambia because there is no Oil to exploit nor gold to steal
France traditionally does not meddle into Anglophone West Africa.
And the Senegalese economy is laughable being that Ghana which has a pretty $50 billion dolar GDP is economically stronger than Senegal.

Nigeria has always shouldered over 60 % of ECOWAS burden and providing 800 soldiers should entitle them to command the mission.

I am not mentioning its vast experience in missions like this.
Foreign AffairsRe: Senegal, Not Nigeria To Lead West African Troops To Gambia by Timelezz(op): 4:43pm On Jan 17, 2017
Senegal has no military experience or resources to lead such a mission.
Foreign AffairsSenegal, Not Nigeria To Lead West African Troops To Gambia by Timelezz(op): 4:28pm On Jan 17, 2017
Senegal to lead ECOWAS troops as Nigeria seeks logistics support from the UK.

In an unprecedented fashion within the ECOWAS regional bloc were Nigeria has always played the leading role in military campaign in Africa, the Gambian crisis offers a different challenge.

As thousands of Gambians begin to flee the country amidst increasing fears neighbouring West African states would invade the country after President Yahya Jammeh refuses to relinquish power after losing election last month.

Nigeria has asked the British government whose Military has been training some battalions of the Nigerian army in logistics to combatting boko haram for assistance in planning a "rapid reaction" military invasion into Gambia to install Adama Barrow.

Senagal is likely to lead the proposed West African mission even though Nigeria would be providing the bulk of the troops.

Sources indicate Nigeria has readied 800 strongmen battalion for the mission to Gambia which has just 900 soldiers.

The Gambia has seen top cabinet members resign like ministers of information and foreign affairs as some soldiers were also seen drinking in jubilation at Jammah's electoral woes.

Source: https://leslieodega.
RomanceRe: She Is Definately Sleeping With Her Brother!! Shame!! by Timelezz: 3:08pm On Jan 17, 2017
jantavanta:
Sister/Brother incest is a common occurrence on foreign online confession websites. Now it is also happening in our society?


With regards cousin/cousin, I know that the Queen of England is married to her cousin.

Can someone clarify if cousin marriage is practised in any part of Nigeria?
Northern parts.

Application: Emir Sanusi
PoliticsRe: Army's Frustration, Premium Times' Sabotage by Timelezz: 11:58am On Jan 17, 2017
The Nigerian army should be sincere and more concerned about how troop's movement gets to the press prior to deployment.

This is a bogus write-up and blame game. We all know the Nigerian army as one of the poorest in civilian relations in the world.

And on invading Gambia...who doesn't know Nigeria controls ECOWAS?
RomanceRe: Consequences Of Premarital Sex by Timelezz:
Sincere4u:
Yes, in the old testament times few may've been wrongly condemned though there are no biblical records.
You will agree with me that All things being equal, virgins are better than none virgins to have as a wife. If for nothing else, nobody will see your wife as an ex besides the fact they make the more faithful partners.
Virginity is not all that it takes to be a good wife. There are so much more.
There are loads of none virgins that could make excellent wives but it becomes increasingly difficult for them to be faithful with higher levels of premarital sex.
Factual!!! Especially the emboldened.

Body count in premarital sex is the watchword! Girls who had had 15-20 sexual partners prior to marriage will definitely lose the ability to physically and mentally synchronise with their husbands.
Sincere4u:
Yes, many ladies that can be medically considered to be virgins really aren't pure. You were quite right about this.
In fact i learnt of this just recently in this forum from a guy that discussed this with me
The guy had an ex whose husband was so proud he was marrying a virgin. The guy did everything with this girl but just that he couldn't penetrate.
This same girl also told him how numerous other guys before him also failed to break her.
Now what kind of a virgin is that one?. We both know she can hardly be faithful. Tomorrow the man will feel he married a virgin who after deflowering her, started sleeping around.
I have met one of those and it actually jolted my senses to redefine the term "virgin" in today's world.

Sincere4u:
We may not know them but God does.
I was only focused on the pleasantness of purity in the eyes of God as regards virgins. From the examples you've given and from what i know, not all virgins are pure but these must be the few exceptions there are.
Whichever way, God knows the pure ones and he's pleased.
When it comes to marriage, i do pitch my tent with a virgin provided she won't kill me before my time with attitudes.
You're spot on here. However, let me veer off topic a bit: most "true" virgins have been emotionally besmutted by social media in Facebook, Instagram, etc that their minds and souls are taken up in a world of fantasy.

Remember women are far more rich in emotions and imaginations than men can hope to be.

Some "true" virgins are so attached and soul-tied to their social-media " lovers" than their true partners become less significant.

This brings us to another type of cheating which sometimes may be more dangerous than the physical one.
CrimeRe: Nigerian U.S Army Veteran Killed After He Came Back Home To Complete His House by Timelezz: 11:10am On Jan 16, 2017
GMBuhari:
Look for a FlatPob thread and masturbate all you want


I said I watched in a movie, I guess the movie producer is a tribal bigot as well .

Odensin
I love your denial. Message passed!

Winning grin
RomanceRe: Consequences Of Premarital Sex by Timelezz: 11:04am On Jan 16, 2017
Sincere4u:
Yes, some ladies' hymen get torn from physical activities like sports, I've been aware of this from childhood.
As for not spilling blood from first penetration, that too is very possible cos in almost everything there are exceptions to the rule.
The essence of my story is to highlight the importance of purity in the eyes of God, whether there was spilling of blood or not.
God knows the virgins and ardours them for what they are and represent in a decadent society like ours.
You'll agree with me that virgins are more likely to make very faithful wives too.
I think I understand you. However my concern has been on the blurred line between biblical standards and Jewish culture especially in the old testament.

I seek to emphasise too that under such conditions, some virgins, albeit few, may have been wrongly adjudged to be non-virgins when that blood didn't flow at the first instance of fücking.

Virgins are undeniably predisposed to make a good wife.

I emphasise on "predisposed" because of the fact that it takes more than sex to make the home. And a whole lot of personal experience comes into play here.

In today's world virginity has so many variants. As in, the lack of vaginal contact with a male pénis.

But a finger can go in and not hurt the hymen. Anal sex?
Boob sucking?
Deep kissing? And nípple-pinching? Pelvis grinding?

You see, the mental and psychological chastity of a virgin is far more important than her physical state may be.
CrimeRe: Nigerian U.S Army Veteran Killed After He Came Back Home To Complete His House by Timelezz: 10:53am On Jan 16, 2017
GMBuhari:
Isn't there any FlatPob thread you can form boss on?
I don't do random search. But whenever I run into any tribal biased thread or quotes, I take a tribal blind shot at the simpletons without pausing to check what region or tribe they are from.

This thread is very sensitive and you still spilled your tribal bigotry so insensitively.

Shame on you.
RomanceRe: Consequences Of Premarital Sex by Timelezz: 10:22am On Jan 16, 2017
Sincere4u:
Was watching a movie today as i had my lunch. It was on the life of King Saul, first king of Israel.
In the movie the good Jonathan, one of Saul's sons, got married to Sarah.
On their first night, Sarah knew she was in deep deep trouble. In fact, one that could cost her, her life. She was really scared for good reasons.
She wasn't scared because she just got married or was about to sleep with a man, her husband. It wasn't even cos of her husband that she got so frightened.
SHE WAS SCARED BECAUSE SHE WASN'T A VIRGIN!
Those were the days if a woman gets disvirgined outside wedlock, she is in deep trouble.
It always generates great crisis and humiliation for the Lady and her family.
She didn't wait for Jonathan to find out, she confessed in terror before he could touch her.
THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE END OF THAT MARRIAGE but because it was an important one for Saul's family, the good hearted Jonathan brought out a knife and spilled his own blood on the bedsheet in order to cover up Sarah.
Without that blood there would've been no proof she was a virgin. You can't imagine the crisis that would've resulted.
King Saul and all the nobles sat watching in anticipation, waiting for Jonathan to emerge with a blood stained bedsheet, a proof of Sarah's virginity. They saw what they waited to see but little did they know it wasn't Sarah's virgin blood but that of Jonathan.
The movie generally wasn't cool by me but the point i want to highlight is the importance of abstinence before marriage.

THE WORLD MAY'VE CHANGED BUT GOD CHANGETH NOT.
No matter our divergent views on the topic, sexual purity is pleasing in the eyes of God.
Nice biblical narrative.

But reading this just provoked a thought within me.

There are many virgin ladies today, whom after engaging in the first proper fück will spill no blood. FACT!

Sometimes the blood flows out hours later after the act had been done.

Some have innately loose hymen that can be torn from physical activities like running, horse/donkey ridding etc

What would have been the situation under such circumstances?
RomanceRe: Consequences Of Premarital Sex by Timelezz: 10:12am On Jan 16, 2017
OP made some sense but exaggeration cannot be totally ignored.

Most of the guilt and depression after sex are occasioned by long held religious and cultural views and belief systems.

And the idea of fücking someone and become possessed by some evil spirit is laughable. Solomon fücked over a thousand of them, some of which worshiped other gods.
Just like his father too.

While sex in marriage is undeniably the best, sex before it doesn't necessarily create soul ties . It takes more than sex to have soul ties and soul ties can be formed in a relationship even without sex!

Lastly, the possibility that the husband can banish all the memories and attachments of yester-fuckings is still probable.
CrimeRe: Nigerian U.S Army Veteran Killed After He Came Back Home To Complete His House by Timelezz: 9:46am On Jan 16, 2017
GMBuhari:
Mr Wikipedia thank you, a reasonable would know its phones autocorrect and the right word is watched


Sule bantu
No, it's not your phone's inbuilt T9 dictionary.

Most tribal bigots are shallow-minded simpletons like you.
RomanceRe: Why Do Girls Think Taller Guys Have Longer D by Timelezz: 9:59pm On Jan 15, 2017
obontami:
she's far from being a nigerian. grin
Ahah! No wonder.
RomanceRe: Why Do Girls Think Taller Guys Have Longer D by Timelezz: 9:25pm On Jan 15, 2017
obontami:
Hahaha grin grin grin

Now this is seriously dope
Is she foreign or naija?

The foreign girls here are braver and more dearing than the local breed in exploiting their sexuality.
RomanceRe: Why Do Girls Think Taller Guys Have Longer D by Timelezz: 9:02pm On Jan 15, 2017
obontami:
Bro you are right

There's this girl that form virgin here. I saw her chat with mark's son saying something about his dick. Still yet she forms virgin. I can't help but laugh my brother. grin
Lolz cheesy grin grin Trust me, she's a cøck teaser and a pro at guiding dick to the base of a pussy.

Once a girl puts out a DP here, they run to guest mode to enjoy the show completely.

Nigerian society are not helping our girls unfuck their sexual timidity.
RomanceRe: Why Do Girls Think Taller Guys Have Longer D by Timelezz: 8:43pm On Jan 15, 2017
obontami:
Haha grin

Of course she's a virgin the second-hand type grin

NL girls can pretend sha. I think trap.queen is actually open minded when it comes to sex-talks
Lokz, yeah she is but so many trap variants of monikers , it is hard telling who is behind which.

I know for sure women enjoy sex talks far more than guys.
RomanceRe: Nigeria’s Intimacy Gadget Market Booms Even In Recession by Timelezz: 8:37pm On Jan 15, 2017
DuchessDee:
Hmmmmm. No comment lipsrsealed
Common, pretty.

I have seen your pic. Bright smile. Even , sparkling teeth.

And a well-shaped nose. Naturally well-lined eyebrows.

Slim figure without a loud accentuation.

And your boobs....or mine, lawd of Moses!!!

I have worshipped from a distance.

You ride with me sometimes until I figure out what my heart's saying about you wink
RomanceRe: Why Do Girls Think Taller Guys Have Longer D by Timelezz: 8:28pm On Jan 15, 2017
obontami:
It happens at time bro. I'm 6'1 tall and I have 8inch dick [no homo tho] grin




But still I have friends that are taller but my dick is still bigger.


But some time you see short guy with monster dick LOL grin. So the thing get as e be my brother. grin
grin grin grin grin That's why I asked her if she's a virgin.

Most tall guys are predisposed to have longer dicks and some are not.

Some short guys too have killer preeks and some don't.

The "bad" girls here know and are smiling behind their screens silently.
RomanceRe: Why Do Girls Think Taller Guys Have Longer D by Timelezz: 8:23pm On Jan 15, 2017
optional1:
lipsrsealed
Some of those short guys you've been sidestepping have preeks that would fill up every inch of your püssy.

Trust me.
RomanceRe: Why Do Girls Think Taller Guys Have Longer D by Timelezz: 8:18pm On Jan 15, 2017
obontami:
grin
How far, bro.

I don't know how these girls in Romance section think a guy's dick is proportionate to his height.
RomanceRe: Why Do Girls Think Taller Guys Have Longer D by Timelezz: 8:15pm On Jan 15, 2017
optional1:
lipsrsealed
You're not , don't pretend to be shy.
RomanceRe: Nigeria’s Intimacy Gadget Market Booms Even In Recession by Timelezz: 7:47pm On Jan 15, 2017
DuchessDee:
Squealing? Nah was just mumbling. cheesy . You are not a peace love dude tho tongue
But I am. All the wars I ever bought here were in self-defence as I take those small steps to the gate of your heart. wink
RomanceRe: Why Do Girls Think Taller Guys Have Longer D by Timelezz: 7:26pm On Jan 15, 2017
optional1:
cos d taller u are the longer d D. And the shorter u are the shorter d D.
You speak like a true virgin.
RomanceRe: Nigeria’s Intimacy Gadget Market Booms Even In Recession by Timelezz: 7:03pm On Jan 15, 2017
Amelian:
You are sick upstairs.

Mtchewww!

Mad dog.
Tufia!
Damn!!! I'm just psychoanalysing you!

Each time I paint a graphic sexual scene, your mood changes.

I bet your pant is so damp and your vagina breathing fast in anticipation. And you like it rough too. You want me to take you like the animal you are.

Each savage thrust invoking your bestial impulses....

Taaah!! Wake up there!!! I ain't fücking.

I can't even put my hands inside your pussy even if my destiny falls inside it. You have enough Chlamydia to share to all Nairaland females and still have enough to last you a dozen lifetime. grin
RomanceRe: Nigeria’s Intimacy Gadget Market Booms Even In Recession by Timelezz: 6:47pm On Jan 15, 2017
Amelian:
Back to you in a million folds in Jesus name. Amen and amen..!

You will kill yourself because of me very soon.. Just mark it down.
grin grin cheesy cheesy grin grin

Don't I just love the way you screamed "back to sender" grin grin grin

You probably didn't know me before you initiated the cuss-feast.

Alright, no more tears. I'm complicated you must know.

I can be the Satan your Pastor preaches about every Sunday and also the Angel of light to lead you out of that dingy shack where you sell your sagging flesh cheaply.

I guess here is where I take mercy on you, pull out my condom and let your tongue wet my preek.

Common, that's what you've been dying to do. I can see the wicked glint in your eyes...

How I wish you aren't an indiscriminate, cheap and tasteless STD conductor!

I would have pity-fücked you tonight to factory reset your wasted life aright.

I can pay for correctional therapy though.
To make you love yourself again.

So you won't have to display your number and WhatsApp contact in Nairaland for validation.

Fücking bedlamite!
RomanceRe: Nigeria’s Intimacy Gadget Market Booms Even In Recession by Timelezz:
DuchessDee:
On a moderator's thread? Una no dey fear ooo grin cheesy
Hey, diddy, hope you ain't squealing on a peace-loving dude like me smiley
RomanceRe: Nigeria’s Intimacy Gadget Market Booms Even In Recession by Timelezz: 6:32pm On Jan 15, 2017
CentaurXXX:
Please, Do send your message again.

I formatted my phone, Hence I didn't see your message.
Android and its many glitches.

Hope you do backups for your data files?
RomanceRe: I Request To Provide Help But Yet To Be Matched On MMM by Timelezz: 5:49pm On Jan 15, 2017
makelove2m:
Never to worry, you will be matched soon, MMM trying to weep off the bad eggs, very soon you will see many accounts deactivated as a result of dubious applications, let's see this week, GH and PH is still unmatched as they are currently test running all the applications
If your sum is large, it will be for a while. Mine is same too.

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