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PoliticsRe: Boko Haram Attacks Military Location In Damaturu, Kills Captain, 5 Sold by Timelezz: 11:36pm On Jan 08, 2017
Just like the previous regime, the Buhari administration is playing politics woth the war on boko haram.
RomanceRe: Honest Opinion (girls Only) by Timelezz(op): 10:51pm On Jan 08, 2017
SalomonKane:
The emboldened is the only one with sense, the rest are just... you know.

I'm sure you know there's a vast difference between fucking_ a curvy girl with brains (even if she's fake) than fucking_ a curvy nimcompoop with the instinct of serial disgraced nudist grin
The difference between fücking an intelligent girl is you know she's aware of every move you make. Every body language is understood and interpreted.

Fücking the dumb ones is just a little better than fücking a live size dull or indulging in necrophilia.
RomanceRe: Honest Opinion (girls Only) by Timelezz(op): 10:46pm On Jan 08, 2017
TheSonOfMark:
You are '49' every year - you must be 'Timelezz'. grin
Baba Kay,! grin grin grin
RomanceRe: Honest Opinion (girls Only) by Timelezz(op): 10:06pm On Jan 08, 2017
Estharfabian:


Eh, Thanks. but I'd rather pass on this one. grin



Ok, you just robbed us of your narrative experience. I saw you describing--not quite a few days ago-- the varying sizes and depths of püssy.

This is less asking.
RomanceRe: Honest Opinion (girls Only) by Timelezz(op): 9:57pm On Jan 08, 2017
Estharfabian:


bros. that tag..... e get as e be o grin



Given your good writing skills and being a woman, you can explain to us better.
RomanceRe: Honest Opinion (girls Only) by Timelezz(op): 9:41pm On Jan 08, 2017
SalomonKane:
Dude? You reveal too much. grin If I was shy and a novice, I would have blushed. grin cheesy
Loooooooolz, all these Romanceland babes like berlyn
Estharfabian, trapqueen77 no go come tell us something.
RomanceRe: Honest Opinion (girls Only) by Timelezz(op): 9:37pm On Jan 08, 2017
naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]You mean sex takes place inside them? huh[/color]
Yes nah. Abi you dey gbench between laps abi inside kpekus? grin
RomanceRe: Honest Opinion (girls Only) by Timelezz(op): 9:35pm On Jan 08, 2017
SalomonKane:
I'm not a girl, frankly, thank goodness I'm not. grin

Seriously though, I curse the day STI's and STD's became a known plague to the wondrous joy of fucking_ a girl without using a prophylactic. angry angry
grin grin grin Condom sex is like eating fufu or garri with a fork, I swear.

And I notice my lady holds me close at the moment of eruption when I intend to pull out...so I ask her if there's any difference felt during normal sex and the point of releasing semên.

You won't believe what she said
RomanceRe: Honest Opinion (girls Only) by Timelezz(op): 9:28pm On Jan 08, 2017
naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]I am not understanding. undecided[/color]
You won't: it's for those who sex takes place inside them. smiley
RomanceHonest Opinion (girls Only) by Timelezz(op):
I find condom sex boring especially at the second round when the turgidity of the pénis isn't as reassuring and aggressive as the first.

But, more importantly, condoms mitigate and deaden the vibration and pulsation the pénis does at the moment of êjaculation.

So, girls , do you feel this vibration and brute jerking of the pénis during éjaculation with condom sex?

Honest opinions here.
RomanceRe: TOP 7 Reasons Why Nigerian Girls May Find It Difficult To Get Husbands by Timelezz: 9:07pm On Jan 08, 2017
No 6 is a painful reality.
PoliticsRe: Nana Akufo-Addo Appoints Saratu Atta As His Personal Assistant by Timelezz: 1:12pm On Jan 08, 2017
LePrezident:
Lmao. This one is mad. You and your folly are ignored.
Thanks. It was my pleasure fact-fücking you.

Waiting for the other earth's rejects from Ghana.
PoliticsRe: Nana Akufo-Addo Appoints Saratu Atta As His Personal Assistant by Timelezz: 11:35am On Jan 08, 2017
Just30:
you are still quoting people
Business men who are ready to be serious and do business, are partaking in Ghana's development
I called it Business because they don't want to be left out of the success story where they could make as much returns than they would ever make in Nigeria.
A subsidiary of NNPC, after realizing
Nigerians can't afford to buy gas for anything have decided to move a huge investment into Ghana or else
It would collapse
The GPIC which is the source of this figure is Ghana's own Ghana Investment Promotion centre. (GPIC)

So I wasn't quoting people dümmy, I was quoting your own institution.

Do you know there's a NUTAG , Nigerian Union Of Traders In Ghana? They are running your export and import , real estate, services. The GUTA , Ghana Union Of Traders association has been lobbying your government that Nigerians are taking over their business


This is called economic projection and expansionism. It is what powerful countries do now. Military coercion has faded away.

So believe me when I say Accra takes orders from a Dangote in Lagos, never mind Aso Rock.


I'm still waiting on Ghana international commercial bank, fraudster!
PoliticsRe: Nana Akufo-Addo Appoints Saratu Atta As His Personal Assistant by Timelezz:
LePrezident:
You are a joke. You pick a random blog written by some uninformed person and you want the world to believe it's the factual truth only because someone has paid subscription fee to own an online domain for a period of 12months? People are more discerning.
You're a motley fool hiding away from reality. Do you know the difference between a blog and a standard website?
You should have been aborted at your early fetal stages to spare humanity such unique mental inefficiency.

Why won't you call it a blog, even though the report was well written all over the web by credible sources.

Try and read beyond Nairaland. Fool.

You can read more here from Vanguard and an underreport from your own country's source too:
http://www.vanguardngr.com/2013/01/obasanjo-a-gift-to-africa-says-ex-ghana-president-kuffo-2/

http://ghananewsagency.org/politics/ghana-nigeria-relations-must-continue-to-grow-kufuor-3533
PoliticsRe: Nana Akufo-Addo Appoints Saratu Atta As His Personal Assistant by Timelezz: 2:50am On Jan 08, 2017
PetroDolla3:
Recession-ravaged shitnigeria is failed armpit, smelly country grin that is the ugly truth! grin
The failed country called nigeria has invested over 6.1 billion dollars in your country. That is over 10% of your GDP.so what do we call ghana being run and taken over by a failed country? a failed and crumbling rustic colony? grin grin grin

Even your President will dip his head in appreciation to any Nigerian he sees walking by in the streets of ghana . Come at me with facts. We own Ghana.

More to come tomorrow!www.nairaland.com/attachments/4712178_screenshot20170108015943_jpeg542113729c8fb79ad1d35875f5634725
PoliticsRe: Nana Akufo-Addo Appoints Saratu Atta As His Personal Assistant by Timelezz: 2:45am On Jan 08, 2017
petrodolla3, the crowning of your life, its hallmark is to have a nigerian converse with you at any cost even if it meant disgracing you and your dispossessed lineage. you can tell your folks now that you have finally engaged your lord.

i will get up at dawn to beat you down again. cross-breed anthropoid and an unhinged orangutan
PoliticsRe: Nana Akufo-Addo Appoints Saratu Atta As His Personal Assistant by Timelezz: 1:34am On Jan 08, 2017
PetroDolla3:
hahahahahaha boy you are truly dumb. bark no bite grin talking the same crap since ............. hahahaha i will continue to flog you like a rented mule grin grin grin grin grin

drunk from inhaling to much generator fumes, huh? grin

and why do shitnigerians have such inferiority complex grin grin Let's have a toast to the scvmbags grin everyone of them grin

below is the lamentation of Ghanaian children 2016 songs of sorrow and lamentation. 25 million wretched waste of humanity that cant feed a tiny population.


I

Light is a rare visitor

Money is a haunter

Hunger is the landowner

And pain is the comfy seat

Of Ghana, my Ghana

II

A Cedi today,

Ten Cedis tomorrow

A promise today,

A hiding tomorrow

Demonstration in succession

Courts and orders

There’s no Christmas for Ghana

Not for Ghana, my Ghana

III

Delicious foods

Have fled houses

To play on televisions

To flame hunger

Mouths are talking

But who is listening?

“Yentiee obiaa”

Lumba has sealed it

Who thinks of Christmas?

When the stomach rumbles?

No Christmas for Ghana, not for my Ghana

IV

Poor young souls

Think of nice clothes,

Think of sweet candies,

Think of nice meals,

Poor young ones

Hardly do they know

There’s no Christmas for Ghana

Not for Ghana, my Ghana
www.nairaland.com/attachments/4712143_dsc03132_jpegabf3c17ac4d168f0cd2acb04ac92e346 https://amoafowaa.com/2014/11/20/no-christmas-for-ghana-crazy-stanzas/
PoliticsRe: Nana Akufo-Addo Appoints Saratu Atta As His Personal Assistant by Timelezz:
PetroDolla3:
hahahahah fuckeduppedness grin Federal Republic of F000ls paaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa grin somebody should bring me my f00l grin I need entertainment grin

that zoo should be imploded and bombed out of existance grin

Whack a con! you see 99% of shitnigerians are thieves, murderers and rapists sad the zoo is doomed....sleepwalking into oblivion grin

a $500 billion GDP indeed grin grin grin grin and yet every end of year, state governors have to send buses to pick up their citizens from other states back home. state governors have to give handouts of bags of rice every christmas in a $550 billion economy? grin

heard these days, hungry shitnigerians go into supermarkets and help themselves to food and other items for sale, eat them inside the supermarkets and then walk out grin grin grin see what poverty and hunger is doing in the gloom and doom certified zoo grin

why don't you stinking, dirty shitnigerians go jump off a cliff or go take a gas shower? grin grin grin grin grin

see timelezz, the pig-fvcked bastardz "house" in erosion-ravaged southeast grin

grin

[s][/s]
After pummelling the wingless cockroach, he has since been trolling like a circus clown with no point. Producing smiling emojis hide his pain grin You have no facts to run with so you resort to pictures and memes.



The devil wasn't only satisfied in making you the poorest bastard on earth. He still had to ensure you live in one of Africa's horror slums and engulf in natural disasters and mishaps.
www.nairaland.com/attachments/4712142_screenshot201701080122071_jpeg408b0129ceef9a32cbd1bdd7d0649874
PoliticsRe: Nana Akufo-Addo Appoints Saratu Atta As His Personal Assistant by Timelezz:
PetroDolla3:
hahahahah fuckeduppedness grin Federal Republic of F000ls paaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa grin somebody should bring me my f00l grin I need entertainment grin

that zoo should be imploded and bombed out of existance grin

Whack a con! you see 99% of shitnigerians are thieves, murderers and rapists sad the zoo is doomed....sleepwalking into oblivion grin

a $500 billion GDP indeed grin grin grin grin and yet every end of year, state governors have to send buses to pick up their citizens from other states back home. state governors have to give handouts of bags of rice every christmas in a $550 billion economy? grin

heard these days, hungry shitnigerians go into supermarkets and help themselves to food and other items for sale, eat them inside the supermarkets and then walk out grin grin grin see what poverty and hunger is doing in the gloom and doom certified zoo grin [img][/img]

why don't you stinking, dirty shitnigerians go jump off a cliff or go take a gas shower? grin grin grin grin grin

see timelezz, the pig-fvcked bastardz "house" in erosion-ravaged southeast grin

https://nigeriaworld.com/images/news/big/dividend-of-democracy/image005.jpg

welcome to nigeria where "engineers" fight over leftover fanta grin www.nairaland.com/attachments/940854_Scramble_2_JPG5b7de994380b372aa9191c7decc82233 grin

[s][/s]
i have pummelled this guy with factual representation of his country hehas since began posting wild pictures and smiling emojis t0 hide his pain. grin

no need for long stories. over half of Ghanaian school children cant't feed from their parents. they rely on charity from foreign donors and international ngos to feed. these slaves were in paradise in Nigeria. this kids would have been better off had their parents kept their jobs as shoe-menders and gate-keepers in nigeria.

a country that cant profide electricity for 25 million rejected beastswww.nairaland.com/attachments/4712123_dsc03132_jpegabf3c17ac4d168f0cd2acb04ac92e346
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PoliticsRe: Nana Akufo-Addo Appoints Saratu Atta As His Personal Assistant by Timelezz:
PetroDolla3:
You have to pity this brainless magg0t! you can sense his pain and frustration at being tethered to bottom-dwelling shitnigeria tongue cool

A country steeped in shame, devoid of honour and any shred of dignity. Even Satan himself must be weary of what he created in Nigeria because the country is more evil that the combined forces of the entire army of darkness grin

Welcome to Shitnigeria, the $500 billion GDP economic paradise grin shocked

grin

[s][/s]
Even after Satan enslaved Ghanaians for over 200 years, he still wasn't done.

Welcome to the most unfortunate humans whose existence and conditions will make hell look like purgatory!!!

Ghanaians are the earthly example to show atheists that hell only exists on earth.

Look no further. Welcome to the living dead. Where Satan shows his disdain for God. www.nairaland.com/attachments/4712055_screenshot20170108001502_jpeg86d5cb98252802efa7e9ff0e0d7e2768
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PoliticsRe: Nana Akufo-Addo Appoints Saratu Atta As His Personal Assistant by Timelezz: 12:02am On Jan 08, 2017
PetroDolla3:
of course. we all know glo is dead in Ghana. don't mind the schizophrenic bastardz
You know you're the lord of bastardy when your reeking mother couldn't find your slaving father.

Seemed the sloven sod fell off the boat repatriating him to Ghana.

Sadly he died without a marked grave.

But would it have mattered? His memory would always relive your shame and your momma's whoredom!!!
PoliticsRe: Nana Akufo-Addo Appoints Saratu Atta As His Personal Assistant by Timelezz: 11:57pm On Jan 07, 2017
Just30:
it was incorporated in 1959 in London as Ghana International Commercial Bank and GCB was the largest shareholder
In 1998 the shareholders structure changed and it assumed it current name
No !!!!! It was incorporated as GHANA COMMERCIAL BANK 1959!!! Stop lying!!! You're bereft of shame!!!!


It was never GHANA international commercial bank!!!

Honourless slip of humanity. And it's an old colonial bank relationship own by Ghana central bank. Fool

PoliticsRe: Nana Akufo-Addo Appoints Saratu Atta As His Personal Assistant by Timelezz: 11:41pm On Jan 07, 2017
Just30:
your hallucinations seems to be severe
Now, tell me how is Ghana international Bank becomes GICB, Ghana international commercial bank?

Your life isn't yet up to the rags the village midwife used in cleaning your mother's afterbirth!!!
PoliticsRe: Nana Akufo-Addo Appoints Saratu Atta As His Personal Assistant by Timelezz: 11:31pm On Jan 07, 2017
Just30:
so this time round, you can't consult Google? I told you, I won't contribute to making you stupid
Son of a petty whöre, please tell us how GICB happens to be Ghana international commercial bank.

Something that only exited in your head that you made up to save face after I had out-debated, out-classed and out-foxed you.

Admit it, there's nothing as Ghana international commercial bank. Shameless Imbecilê!!!
Nairaland GeneralRe: Is This The Tallest Man In Nigeria? (photo) by Timelezz: 11:17pm On Jan 07, 2017
chris444:
I was wandering if this guy is the tallest man in Nigeria or we have someone taller than him.
How do we know when you didn't furnish his height in feet or metres?

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