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Amelian:Welcome back! This shows my words hurt and haunt you. That's why you're back after saying bye. Old hag! It isn't my fault life chose you for her brutal experiment and made a bittch out of you. Instead of whining about it, why don't You transport yourself to your village shrine and avail yourself for human sacrifice. I'll ensure your Obituary hits the front page in NL -- I know the recession has driven most of your conductor clientele and has pushed you to advertise your ashawo business on nairaland. I have saved your number and will be opening correspondence with you. Hope your vagina isn't as morbid as your face! |
Amelian:What nonsense is this? You accused me of wanting to fück you, now you're calling me a fagot? ![]() I have beaten some sense into your cum-filled brain. ![]() Take this for the road: For you to be a cyberpunk, cøck-craving ninja , it means Your mother is a drug-sniffing junky Or your goat-fúcking father sodómised you and forced your mother to watch. Tell us why your life sucks, why your frustration is choking the air out of the vast hemisphere of nairaland. Remember, I'm not sparring with you. I'm only psychoanalysing you for easy treatment and rendition. I know you hate me now ![]() That's the way I leave my victims. Haunt me!!! |
Amelian:Give me your baddoo ady, you may be surprised my offer will wow you to the extent you will pull down your advertisement on nairaland. Trust me, I can change your destiny in more positive ways your parents never thought possible. After all, they left you with no shame hawking your flesh here like a weather-beaten akara sold for half its market value. I am your kingdom come, lazy trollop!!! |
Amelian: You're supposed to know my words cut deeply.Now tell me this: Nairaland has over 1 million subscribers, what kind of girl displays her WhatsApp number and GSM number together with her picture in her DP here? And you claim to have a boyfriend! Cheap cucumber fraud! Oh, girl you're as cheap as a classless slut! I mean, you fück for basic things like your meal and sanitary pad. Fat, hairy beast! ![]() Stinking twát!!! See your Imbecilic face like a glaucoma patient. And you have the unenviable stupidity to think you're pretty. Oh girl, you're as ugly as fück! Old messtard, brainless penny-hunting bitxh!!! |
CentaurXXX:Copied! Will get to you soon. |
CentaurXXX:Obviously like a cheap whöre who is being priced for two consecutive nights just for the promise of free launch. |
[s] Amelian:[/s] Says a cheap slut with severe skin blemish, mongolism and cøck craving disorder. Your type is the sort i give my dick to suck with a condom on. You're a 200 naira a round prostitute plus #50 naira bonus for anal sex. You're as cheap as your clothes. See this fugly slattern born in a flesh market feeling dope because I stooped low to exchange convo with a demented drab like you. Even your own father has started using condom to shag your chlamydia -ravaged cumdump-site mother after she birthed you with granuloma disease. Idiot!!! A cucumber-abusing dolt like you should know your vagina is as valuable as idumota public toilet. The dumb boys who were unfortunate to fück you complained your pussy is as wide as Nairaland they couldn't locate the Wayward bitxh, rumour has it your pussy is so gaping wide and open it let out urine involuntarily when you sneeze or cough. Untidy street bitxh selling your flesh for your monthly pad. Your clitøris is larger than your IQ that's the only reason you jump on any comment that has dick and pussy on it. Go take a bathe and wash up it's Sunday and customers are plenty and generous, if you get lucky you may earn plenty to buy you a life-size dildø Olosho!!! |
@ badassdude, how are you liking me so far? I drop disses so cold even your own enemies and my friends won't click the like button You gave yourself a fancy moniker, "badassdude", not knowing Satan comes in simplicity of monikers like mine. Until Beelzebub mentions you to me, you're just another idiot trying too hard to be bad. And if you really want to be a bad ass dude, rape your mother and send me video evidence, then I will make you one of my pixies. Bastard!!! |
badassdude:Stop being an incestuous sod. You're a weakling like your father who allowed your floozie mother pay her own bride price from the bonus of her anal sex. Progeny of aberration! |
badassdude:Nope, son. My definition of intelligence is singling out those unfortunate enough to be conceived at their mother's menopausal stage where the foetus lack proper nutritional supply to form a balanced mental and psychological frame. I seek to purge insecure psychoneurotic slip of humanity like you out of the cybersphere. |
@Badassdude it's Sunday so I demand you be spontaneous. By the time I finish tearing you from limb to limb with the savagery of the dollar's rape of the Naira, you will tread with caution when quoting folks more intelligent than your otapiapia-guzzling imbecilic father. |
badassdude:See him telling cheap lies to score cheap point. ![]() Boy, anyone who rocks my boat uninvited gets a parental jab. If your father wasn't a lounge-lizard to your whoring mother, you wouldn't be a coward using reverse psychology on a dude to score with a woman who doesn't give a rat's ass about a weakling like you. Son of a wanking billy-goat! You're just another unproductive weight on the surface of the earth functioning as a parasitic sponger. Why don't you kill yourself so the earth can benefit from the decomposing manure of your rotten flesh to recompense for your wasted life. Bastard offshoot of hereditary whoredom!!! ![]() |
badassdude:How'd you know I'm uncircumcised? Your mother must have good memory! If your father were circimcised you wouldn't be evidencing his weak genes and mundane DNA here like a bonobo-chimpanzee! Guys like you always end up as a prostitutê's squire and Ponce. You're definitely using reverse psychology to score with her. Effeminate idiøt! |
badassdude:I believe you're bearing your mother's father's name. You definitely grew up with no male figure. badassdude:The brain in my dick head has more IQ than the one in your comatose cranium case. badassdude:How does a mental and emotional game equate to flirting? Your mother should have invested your tuition fees in piggery and reap more profit than your life has been able to yield so far badassdude:And he takes the flamebait eventually. You're what we call an insecure, self-doubting mongrel with a tiny fleck of testosterone. I think you're taking a counterfeit medication for malaria which has left you genetically compromised. I believe your cognition is as awfully limited as your penile response. Attention-craving imbecilé! |
badassdude:That's why dudes like you are a disgrace to the male specie. Now please go read her first quote to me and my response, then look at her second quote you will see where she openly admitted she was trying to work on my emotions. Here: Amelian: I don't use dillldo ![]() Am still a virgin ![]() [b]Was just trying to play with your emotions .. Lol You see, she's a subtle kind of troll and I know how the game works with her type. This is a game of wits. Your mentally unstable frame cannot comprehend before you jumped into the convo like bastardised buffoon!You're just an ignorant bag of human flesh strutting around cyberspace with a ton of unmatched stupidity. Let me quickly add that if you're having false airs because my moniker is new, then perish the thought, I will soon be smacking such misconception outta your sawdust-riddled brains. Dunderheaded schmuck!!! |
CentaurXXX:The influence of western culture truly cannot be exempted. Jude is a waste of humanity, just another waste birth bothering the earth with its sheer weight. Are you on BBM? |
badassdude:I'm sorry but you're uniquely retardêd! When a girl describes her body configuration in a telling manner, I can make any sexual proposition to her and it's within her right to reject it. Why don't you allow the both of us finish the cat and rat game before rocking up to the party uninvited like an unhinged Tarzan! You're the manifestation of lunacy in its purest form. Grade A moronic dweeb! |
Amelian:See? Nigerian girls and hypocrisy! ![]() When you mentioned you're thick, with large boobs as a Roman goddess, you never pause to think it would make a brother with a healthy testosterone come on strong. Now you shouting you have a boyfriend and I'm sex starved. Seems you're carrying multiple dildøs with varying sizes of all the races in your handbag. ![]() Get real babe, I don't make the offer twice. |
Amelian:How thick are you? Childbearing hips to hold me steady from falling off the rails of your sweet chambers? And your boobs? Are they enticing enough to make me forget about the recession? And don't worry about the welfare of your pussy. It's the world's most luxurious hotel with unbelievable elasticity. I can fill you up airtight and occupy every inch and drag a little flesh along when I pull out! What's your name? |
Amelian:You're still a virgin? And i have never drank water once! The shape of your shoulders promises a good body form you're hiding down there. Or you're as straight as a door frame? |
Amelian:You know a dildø is no match for an authentic dick. Come to think of it, when you're back from work or the weather is cold and you just need cuddling and good old lazy fücking, you know a dildø is as hopeless as sweet soup without fish or meat. You cannot deny the a dildø can't jerk and pulsate the way a life pénis can. What's a girl like you even doing thinking about dildø sef? |
CentaurXXX:. The shammer is haemorrhaging unstoppably with anger and shame I almost feel pity for him. I saw his reactive thread and I wonder how the fool ever thinks he will rise out of that quagmire of shame and deceit he has muddied himself in. I will respond to him in due time. CentaurXXX:The African traditional convention still frowns at women asking men out. You're right. And on a deeper level girls here are less communicative of their sexual needs and cravings. But I'm afraid, the the rise of dildø use may also be a sign of feminism and male independence. CentaurXXX:Absolutely correct. Girls who get accustomed to dildø soon become sexually skewed and have heterosexual mal-adaptation. It's often a frustrating feeling leaving a vacuum of hopelessness and a sense of unstoppable drifting to self-loathing. The side effects are numerous I fear. |
goingape1:Your meme depicts shock at my earthiness! I pity your girlfriend! You're the type who falls for girls who pretend they don't like sex. Anyways, I will be seeing you in sexual adjustment therapy session soon. And bring her along too, so I can use her as laboratory experiment! |
CentaurXXX:Blame it on hypocrisy. Nigerian girls love the art of fücking but are not open to it in discussion. They are dying for doggy style but will wait for you to flip them over when they can just role over and get that ass in the air. ![]() She waits for you to beg her to take that thick, throbbing, veiny meat in her mouth when she's been dying all along to lick it. She pretends to be religious and studious and hates sex but hides away to finger herself when you're not watching. And most times, I find it distasteful when they want to guide my dick with thier hands to their wet pot instead of allowing me to locate the opening. Anyways, let the pretentious ones go the dildø way and leave the genuine ones to us. |
CentaurXXX:Sexual tools are the bridges on which healthy girls cross over to the other side of lesbianism and sexual confusion. How girls managed to prefer the company of a lifeless, cold and predictable object to a living, pulsating dick never ceases to amaze me. |
DAVIYJONESS:You're welcome, bro. |
[s] PetroDolla3:This scavenging son of a ponce is still trying to sound smart with long lamentation. Nobody reads this kind of long boring post of sorrow anymore , moronic ape, it is 2017 and the world has progressed.Ghana's most illustrious son and foremost international statesman said on January 2015 " the destiny of Africa is in the hands of Nigeria" . That includes you and your father who has no more economic input than a used condom. https://www.pressreader.com/nigeria/sunday-trust/20150118/281917361468781 Your mother's destiny has been compromised irreparably when she married your poverty-beaten unmotivated father to birth a brazen illiterate and internet nuisance like you. I don't do it long. So let me tell you that you and every lowbred imp from your household and the 25 million scums in Ghana are dead weight on the earth. And she's been groaning, waiting for you to die so she can swallow you up and make use of your rotten flesh as manure for the posterity of the worthy earthlings. When that happens, you would have fulfilled your destiny! How'd you like me now ?So cold ![]() Winning ![]() |
Thank God! So many reasons to thank God and appreciate life. Lucky you. May the fallen ones find eternal rest. on the sidenote, it is appalling for a Lawyer to write publicly with so much grammatical blunders and unstandardized abbreviation forms. Really bad taste. |
Omamibaby:Seems your insecurity is brewing over. Why are you all up on his phone snooping and searching? Pull yourself together and be the woman of the house and not a snoop dog. You're ruining your attractiveness and chances by being a nagging and game-less wife. Get down to work |
It is not only wrong,it is borderline rudeness. Shows the mother has no grace and tact or her greed got the better of her. For me,that's a sign to take seriously before entering a family like that. |
judefcc:www.nairaland.com/attachments/4737088_2017011402_13_02_jpeg11a8fcbfeeed034fa299e6a5b2cd2686 Nigga, please, ease up on the rip off of me. 3 times you've sharked my lines like a starved killer whale. I don't want to be mentioning you for any reason, least of all for plagiarising my lines. Use your own brain. |
judefcc:www.nairaland.com/attachments/4736970_2017011400_22_04_jpeg481c9cf75cc0d043e14bf662751229b7 Ordinarily, it would be an honour when my line is used, but coming from someone like you it makes my beinghood bleed. This is the second time you have been pilfering my lines. You're requested to stop. |
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