₦airaland Forum

LePrezident:
Lmao... Vous serez frappé d'hypertension artérielle I can assure you. Go and take several seats.

LePrezident:
Akoaa agyimi dread Lmao. Kweerh olu waaa. Infant ony3 s)))mli onu.

LePrezident:
You are more educated? In what way? Gentleman I need not prove who I am to you. All your imposter noise makes no difference to what is. I can introduce you to your minister of education.

LePrezident:
Lmao, and extra huddle makes it a good thing? You do not see the fault with that system? The Nigerian students who get admitted to the top notch universities in Ghana meet the grade that's why they're admitted. Those who do not meet the grade and still want to attend universities in Ghana attend private universities.

And do well, to keep the insults in your head. It doesn't change the facts of who you are. I got free time on my hands but I won't rant with you when I'm obviously better than you.

LePrezident:
All your plenty wack words and exclamation does not change the fact that you're an empty barrel. You'ré not worth the time. But if you behave yourself I could let you meet the incoming Education minister or even your country's own education minister. Yh, I can be benevolent like that.

LePrezident:
Look here, that you go for JAMB or whatever does not make that the standard to hold a candle to. That in itself is a flawed process. If you do not pass your WASSCE you have not passed. You rewrite. If the grade you got at WASSCE does not meet requirement for the course you want to pursue, you rewrite relevant papers. All these your noise about JAMB, you need to step out.

LePrezident:
Guy slow down on your death threats lol. You don't know who you're on a rant with. Lmao. Why some of y'all got so much empty hot air, it's really ridiculous. Actually it's amusing... Just issuing threats at the comfort of your phone screen, you know nothing.

LePrezident:
You need special entrance exam for entry into a university? And what is the A-level or WASSCE for? Guy you need to travel. Don't sit in the comfort of obodo naija feeling big on empty hot air. "The world is a book, those who don't travel read only one page"

LePrezident:
Lmao. The annonimity of nairaland makes some stupid souls like you come here and spew crap. 2016 is a source? Now when an empty barrel with fake facts is exposed he resorts to insults. Guy, go and piss and sleep.

LePrezident:
See I tried to ignore you but you're a fool. Ghana will not indulge in duplicity of efforts of multiple examination bodies for no reason. You either write the A-levels or WASSCE to gain admision into Ghanaian universities and all other fanciful exams like NECO or JAMB are not applicable. No room for unnecessary complications and corruption. Your grade in the A-levels or WASSCE determines what course you qualify for. Stop ranting crap. Aboafunu

LePrezident:
The out-going Deputy Min of Education Sam. Ablakwa is a personal friend and I can assure you your data is fallacious. I'll leave it here. You're not worth it.

LePrezident:
I can confidently say you're lack knowledge. You haven't left the shores of your country yet you masturbate out unfounded.

Timelezz:
You can't even be coherent to save your impoverished mother.

Bastard , can you tell me JAMB equivalent of Ghana?

Can you tell me the PostUME of Ghana to its university?

Blazing wizard!!!! Bastard, witless troll!!!

LePrezident:
Now I followed your thread and thought you were knowledgeable but lo and behold you are ignorant. How can you say there are know entrance to Ghanaian universities? You know nothing! Stop it!

LePrezident:
Lol! And you got this info from what source. B33ma k) na k) da na woagyimi dodo.

Ugosample:
Accra is beconing the aviation hub of west Africa, your noise cannot stop it.
And please stop calling me Tonye because I am not Tonye.

America's influence indeed is sliding on the global scale and their infrastructures are in a pitiable state. Their quality of life id amongst the worst amongst the G7, and poverty rates are higher and atrocious compared to their mates.

I laugh when you talk about Japan and the U.S., you must be very very ignorant....
If Japan and China liquidate their holdings in U.S. sovereign debt, where does America want to see $3 trillion plus to settle them? Anyways that is by the way side.

Nigeria obviously had its positives of course (even Afghan has it's positives) but the issues I raised, amongst many others are a big indictment and a shame to the country.

With the enormous potentials that Nigeria has, why is it still in the mess that it is? why is the potentials largely translated intotangible progress?
And you, who probably have not left your country before to see will be here talking rubbish

When you travel to 16 different countries, or let me reduce it, 10 different countries across sub regions of the world, then we can talk.

Until then, you are just an ignorant zombie who knows nothing about the world outside.

Ugosample:
Nigeria makes 2/3 of all international students indeed.
continue talking rubbish.
When I went there and I saw things for myself; I was shocked and ashamed of what my cesspit country has become.

Which Nigerian school is ranked higher than Legon or Kumasi,?

Blind patriot

Ugosample:
Oga I am not Tonye , go and sit down.

The point I am making is that education is just one of the many many flaws of this yeye country.

Ugosample:
Oga keep quiet
It's obvious you have not travelled enough to see how far behind Nigeria is.
I have, and I will not hide the truth that many things in Nigeria is backwards.

That said, your analogy is very flawed and baseless because the U.S. attracts foreign students from the world over, and they school abroad too, China has many students abroad, but they attract the third highest number of international students in the world behind U.S. and the U.K.


The British school in America too, and Germany; but tens of thousands troop into the UK too.

Ghana attracts international students from the world over go to International hall in legon there and see for yourself, or CC in their University in Cape Coast.

They attract one of the higgest foreign student populations in Africa, while Nigeria; the supposed giant cannot even attract international students enough to fill one hall of residence.

Shame on Nigeria, and you are here talking rubbish.

It's not your fault

Ifakiland:
95% of girls in d country don't deserve love, the truth is dey don't like it wen u love dem and show it to dem...dey will enjoy it for d first 3 months and after dat u begin to bore dem, dey start saying "he's too nice" "I don't trust him, he's too good to be true"....so guys time to drop all dos nice guy hat u wear and put on a player's fedora.

1) Never fall in love with her, if u do...she will break ur hrt instead.

2) During d first week of meeting, call her first tin in d mrn and last tin before bed.

3) Make her laff as much as u can, tell her jokes, show her ure fun to be with.

4) Don't forget to flirt with her, don't over joke and get pushed in d friendzone, tell her her lips looks soft, u'd love to find out d texture soon, tell her her boobs looks like her nips are gonna be big...dat u'll love to find out soon....just flirt hard.

5) If ure gonna show her ure house....don't direct her straight to ur door step...if she coming alone, have her wait for u at a bustop before us and lead her to ur house tru a shortcut she won't remember.

6) Tell her how "scared" u are to enter a relationship with her cos of d hrtbrks uve had in d past....don't forget to add "I hope u won't brk my hrt" she will mostly likely say "I promise I won't, try me".

7) Don't forget to kiss her on her first visit to ur house....mite not be on d lips....but touch her body with ur lips one way or d other, tell her u lover her and wanna av a future together....let her go on d first visit, don't initiate sex....its to gain her trust and also according to gals (guys like dat av self control) lolzzz.

Second visit...start kissing her lips frm d moment she steps into ur room and make sure u fork her well....while forking her ask her if she loves u....den fork her some more....give her tfare....call her if she has gotten ohm....in her mind, oh dis guys really loves me even after d sex he still cares...am gonna do more.

9) Keep d sex going, u can even get her preg and abort it....give her anal and wen ure tru and done....

10) change ur Sim card and catch anoda fish.

Ugosample:
Have you been to Ghana before?
Do You know how many Nigerians are schooling there and paying dollars, compare that to how many Ghanaians schooling in Nigeria.

You people don't really know mehn, you don't know

TonyeBarcanista:
Yes, compared to Nigeria

redbeans:
mehn.. This girl's body is a miracle.

Picture speaks louder than words.

Picture present for the vaseline crew loading...

Danfuster:
No doubt Mercedes has innovated so much that is now standard In the car industry. Take for example the Electronic Stability Program (ESP) was first used by Mercedes in 1995 and it now required by law in all cars. First to use multilink suspension 1982 etc.

Danfuster:
Ms.Delilah and Timel.ezz have taken care of you (nurey), it would be an overfloged issue if I had to raise more facts but I'll just glide over this thread .


Kingreign... I see you viewing, isn't this OP hilarious. Well...real people know the real deal, the Jig is up.

Pic below are my baby in the garage...thr remaining two ML430 and SL 500 are on Villa mission, keys should have been 4 (collection of stars)

AsianAfrican:
Hmm My first post here! thanks to my best friend that told me about this page.

I left Nigeria in 2014 and I was dating this Yoruba guy that my best friend hated with passion but she didnt know why but I was willing to make her see reason with why she should like him.

Since I left the country, I have been faithful to the dude. I usually told him about other guys asking me out. This dude would say, I should move on if I see someone better. this is someone that claims to love me. He never for once called me from 2014 till June 2016 I broke up with him. I did the calling! (oya insult me lol Sha that is mistake love).

Before I broke up with him, I asked him times without number if he was dating someone else and the dude would say NO!

To cut the long story short, the dude has been in a relationship all this while with a girl that he introduced to me while I was in the country as his family friend because she was always in the house when I went to see him. He was obviously a gold digger thinking I would get my Canadian paper and come back to Nigeria to marry him.

The most annoying of it all is wasting Jesus salvation by being a side chic for 2yrs! Jesus didnt die on the cross for me to be a side chic na.

This is a guy I dated truthfully for 2 years! This is a guy I will send my money to while I was serving. He never took me out. WOOOW, will I forget the day I called his mother and she insulted me to stay away from the son. I was in shock while a woman I have never met will throw insults to a lady she has not met! I discussed the issue with this yoruba guy and he played deaf ears! Since I left the country I have turned down many guys because of this guy I knew perfectly had nothing to offer but I genuinely loved him and believed in his future. Although I was heart broken but ..... It is all fine

My parents have always told me a yoruba man will always end up with a yoruba woman in the house or outside the house which means either ways you will be replaced.
I have decided never to give a yoruba guy a chance in my life. #myopinion

jesusson22:
This newly released photo of pretty police officer, Nkeiru Nwode has got people talking online.

Read their hilarious responses below...


http://www.certifiednaija.com/2017/01/if-all-cops-can-dress-like-this-i-will.html?m=1