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Emmyw Mostwanted7 Mcakon11 hezsquirt Harmored KinginVahala

Bradford City have completed a record signing of Colin Doyle for £1.

₦375 [Nigerian Naira]

This is not funny!

If you have 375Naira (£1), spend wisely, It's enough to sign a player

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In modern-day football it's often said there's no such thing as value for money in the transfer market, but Bradford City have proved you can still occasionally bag yourself a deal.

While Paul Pogba mulls over a potential £100million switch from Juventus to Manchester United, the Bantams have got themselves a bargain by signing Blackpool goalkeeper Colin Doyle for just £1.

Bradford boss Stuart McCall has moved to sign the 31-year-old stopper after his team activated the player's tiny release clause at the cash-strapped Tangerines.

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Goalkeeper Colin Doyle has moved from Blackpool to Bradford City for the paltry sum of just £1 (375 Naira)

Copied From: http://afriwap.com/transfer-news/bradford-city-signs-blackpool-goalkeeper-colin-doyle-for-1/


http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-3686428/Bradford-City-sign-Blackpool-goalkeeper-Colin-Doyle-1-Bantams-meet-tiny-release-clause-31-year-old-stopper.html


lalasticlala

Messi is rumored to be on his way to Chelsea

FUN TIME: Lionel Messi Enjoys Family Holiday In Ibiza Following Copa America Heartbreak.
Lionel Messi has taken some time out to enjoy a holiday in Ibiza after missing out on the Copa America title with Argentina.

The 29-year-old (Messi) looked relaxed as he took a sip of a drink on a yacht in Formentara where he is taking a break with his wife Antonella Roccuzzo and his family.
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He was all smiles as he took a dip in the sea ahead of returning to Barcelona after yet more international final heartbreak during the summer.

Messi missed a penalty in the shootout against Chile in New Jersey following a 0-0 draw after extra time, as Alexis Sanchez and teammates took the title.

It was his third consecutive final defeat and fourth in all with Argentina, and he announced his international retirement following the match.
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Messi was Quoted

“That is it. I fought hard,” he said. “This is the fourth final I couldn’t win. I would like to win for the national team more than anybody, but I think it’s not for me.

“This is it. This is my decision. I fought hard. I did everything I could to win. But the truth is this is it. It’s already been four finals. I was already thinking about it. I did everything I could. It was not possible to win.”

Despite his decision, Barca teammate Luis Suarez has tipped Messi to make a U-Turn and represent Argentina again.

“I’m sure that he will change his mind, but whatever he decides he will still be the best ever,” the Barca striker told Radio Tenfield.

“Knowing Leo, I’m sure it was said in a moment of sadness and helplessness.

“It would be a shame for football if he took this decision, but I’m sure he will reconsider and change his mind.

“It’s a difficult time. Everyone has the right to make decisions and they should be respected.”

http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/lionel-messi-enjoys-family-holiday-8406711

Who's Wizkid?

The boss is here

All I see is Dogs

charijee:
[color=#CD1076]Op, why you dey book space upandan



I've found the black bird [/color]

[img]http://cdn.meme.am/instances/500x/69390539.jpg[/img]

Sinaj, Refiner, Hateu2, Myfantasies, Ladyf, Mikylopez Can you find the bird?

Emmyw Mostwanted7 Mcakon11 hezsquirt Harmored KinginVahala are you still sleeping? Is it that hard?

lalasticlala front-page please

Here is another puzzle to demonstrate how sharp your eyes are and how quick your brain processes images.
This Eye puzzle was found online, Just like the Mobile Phone puzzle posted earlier at Afriwap.

This has been giving people tough time finding the bird.

Try your luck.

https://i.imgur.com/McHnGkn.jpg

copied from: http://afriwap.com/general-discussion/eye-test-can-you-find-the-hidden-bird/

TrapQueen77:
So calling me ur dear is a lie too?

yes (I just lied )

TrapQueen77:
How did I lied to u? Can u plz tell me how to lie without killing my conscience?

Anything written here is a lie... dear.

TrapQueen77:
I'm really having difficulties when it comes to lie.. I wud rather tell the truth that will hurt than to have the sweetest lie

you just lied

halfricanadian is a robot

Jobia:
When i was 13, NASA wanted to recruit me but my mum said NO.. She needed an extra hand in the kitchen

You and Lie

halfricanadian:
My frnd cant find his legs but he can see it

chai

Let Us Play A Game, The Game Is Called The Best Liar.

Let's see who will be the best liar by having highest number of likes

Armed robbers came to my house to steal television
and came back a week after to steal the remote...

Oya drop your own lies
To vote a Lie, hit the like button.

Both are pretty dear

ladyF:
Lol...
Pishures or you don't belifit abi

Go and charge your phone

ladyF:
Na 4G I dey see for my phone most times

4G nko 4S ni

unigdh:
I don't think there is any phone in this picture, i beg make una help me.

There is boss=> http://afriwap.com/general-discussion/revealed!-solution-to-the-hidden-mobile-phone-eye-puzzle/msg2206/?topicseen#msg2206

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livingoracle:
OK, let's take an Eye Test and see how many will fail it.

Refiner Sinaj Myfantasies did you even know?

Mostwanted7 Emmyw Kinginvahala

Hello everyone,
I know you must have seen at list one of this letters at the top of your phone beside your network bar : G, E, 3G, H, H+ and 4G
Have you ever imagined what they meant Afriwap took time to tell you there meanings?


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This Letters/Number indicates the speed of your internet connection in a specific location.


[color=#ff0000]Note: These letters have nothing to do with your WiFi, so don't confuse them with WiFi. WiFi is simply a popular term used for a high-frequency Wireless Local Area Network (WLAN) technology which is mainly used in Offices and Homes.
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Lets get started...


G - also known as - GPRS

G is the slowest and oldest internet connection speed available on Phones. It stands for GPRS (General Packet Radio Service), and because of the slow data rate it’s only useful for accessing light web pages and also for sending messages on 2go,
WhatsApp and other Instant Messaging Apps.






E - also known as - EDGE

E which is also known as EDGE is a little bit faster than GPRS, but still slow to open heavy webpages, stream music and videos effectively.

EDGE is the abbreviation of Enhanced Data Rates for GSM Evolution.



3G

3G is the short form of 3rd Generation, with 3G the internet becomes more practical. Web browsers load up heavy webpages quickly, music & movie streaming becomes possible.

The bandwidth and location information available to 3G devices also gives rise to apps and features not previously available to mobile phone users e.g Global Positioning System (GPS), mobile TV, video conferencing etc.



H - also known as - HSDPA

H is an amalgamation of several upgrades to the original 3G standard, it offers better speed and it is thus a faster form of 3G. Making music & movie streaming more reliable.

H is the short form of HSDPA, which stands for High-Speed Downlink Packet Access.


H+ also known as - HSDPA+


Just a bit different from H, succeeding H and preceding 4G, H+ is not as fast as a 4G connection but it is really better than H.

Downloads are more practical and video streaming is much more reliable with H+ and reception for H+ is more widely spread than 4G right now in Nigeria and even most part of the world (developing countries).

H+ is short for HSDPA+ and it also has the same full meaning with H, with just the addition of +. So H and H+ are both 3G connections of different speeds, and if your Smartphone is showing any of them, then it's showing the specific letters rather than the normal speed 3.



4G - also known as - LTE

4G, derived from 4th Generation and also known as Long Term Evolution (LTE) is by far the fastest internet connection in the world right now. It is a standard for wireless communication of high-speed data for mobile phones and data terminals, increasing the capacity and speed using a different radio interface together with core network improvements.


It’s suitable for all internet activities like video streaming, movie downloading, video calls and so on. With your Smartphone being 4G LTE enabled, you've got the world in your palm.When you have a phone that doesn't show 4G but shows any of the other letters/numbers then there are 2 things involved


Maybe your phone is not 4G enabled or maybe you're not subscrined on a 4G Plan or maybe you live outside the location of a 4G LTE area.

Copied from: http://afriwap.com/mobile-and-pc-internet-world/meaning-of-%27g-e-3g-h-h-and-4g%27-on-your-mobile-phone/

lalasticlala

Perfecttouch:
shai, Omo naija bloggers no dey fall hand.so sharp sharp,u don do expo go put am for ur blog shey? U for kukuma turn am to mtn code
Send rug phone to 33445
To see the hidden phone kai

Lol i was the one who created this topic, and it was already in my blog before i posted here on Nairaland

Perfecttouch:
sombori should just circle it out abeg and repaste,word puzzle self no hard like this.see as my eyes and head dey hot like radiator

Bro itts not that hard view here=> http://afriwap.com/general-discussion/revealed!-solution-to-the-hidden-mobile-phone-eye-puzzle/