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HateU2:
Llol You think so?

This your moniker self, scares me

mostwanted7 Emmyw Thegyft Instagram latest update

https://blogs-images.forbes.com/fruzsinaeordogh/files/2016/05/instagram.jpeg


Knowing how important, messy and busy comments can be in social media, main Twitter an Instagram, both firm finally introduces the filter for abusive comments.

So, Business accounts on Instagram will now be able to stop offensive comments from appearing under their posts.

Cool right? Moving on to this feature.

The feature seems to be similar to Twitter’s notification quality filter for its Verified users in terms of its simplicity and reliance on filtering. Once they switch it on, the account user won’t have to do anything themselves as the tool simply relies on picking up words and phrases that have been repeatedly reported as offensive and stops comments containing them from appearing on posts.

"It is also reported that this feature is available at present for business purpose/account.
This feature gives popular pages the ability to create comments sections that are actually worth reading, both for them and others. When it comes to cultivating a positive comments section generally something like this is better than absolutely nothing at all."

Finally, you can get to control the internet trolls and enemies of your business as it were.

Thumbs up to the SocialMedia minds.

According to Afriwap.


Source: http://afriwap.com/others/instagram-introduces-filter-for-abusive-comments/

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lalasticlala mynd44 oam4j

HateU2:
I mean it for lala

You can't hate him, you only dislike him.

Is Ladyf fair? but she is more popular than any girl you can think of here on Nairaland

HateU2:
i'm also boreddddddddd!



Okay, lemme express myself here.

I hate you lalasticlala! Yes, I do
Naughtynaughty, I loff u . Thanks 4 bin d sis my mama no gimme .

Sandoski, you are pretty girl. Chai, don't just date any guy oo. Make sure he's handsome.


Smellymouth, when are u getting married U r getting old bro.


Stfuareug0d, don't even know wat to say to u . Go jorrrrrrrrrrr

Kingrex1, you too dey here . Smelly is a bad influence


Oya, i'm done!

Hate is a very strong statement, am sure you dont mean it

ladyF:
lol how many mentions you don get?

over 15per day

ladyF:
Timidapsin how u dey na?

The mentions for this Mr nl is getting to much.

Nairaland and Boobs

ladyF:
Went to one aje-pako secondary school like this. The socket to switch on the light was nakeed, as in that white on/off switch and plastic had broken off completely. So if you want to put on the light, you have to join the wires together. People that have seen it will understand.

One night like this, one very troublesome guy had a metal spoon, so when you're passing, he will hold your hand and put the metal on the naaked wire so you both will get shocked... Life wtf!!!

The socket was just by the door, so we all had to run past. Some people weren't fast enough

lol hilarious

change the title to puss.y cat

weirdarkhitekt:
See how you just type $1600 without respect! You can bold it, change the colour to red and increase the font to 16. Mstcheeew

Lemme go and see if my laptop will on this morning, kill some WWII German soldiers on Sniper.

$1600 fa! I'm just pisssed....at myself for being broke.

$1600! Almost half a million!!

put some RESPEK on it!

lol dude when you eventually have enough money, that cash will be wastable

Lilprincey:
Grabs a chair with my popcorn. Am waiting to read comments..

you've not t been electrocuted before?

Lol, sounding like they don't even know him there.

Mediapace:
I'm gonna attach it today bro whether they like it or not though after attaching my post will dissapear cos it is w..apka and the spam bots banned it.

Mind you it's jez a teaching practice website with poor layouts.
AM LEARNING W..APKA Coding and design

wapka is outdated, why not use php, SMF or. WordPress

PietroRico:
I've had several, too numerous infact but the one I cannot forget was one that happened Back then uniben's in hall 4.
There was a his hot plate that was severely broken but was recoupled by my engineering roommate. (those hotplates made of open spring coiled around a ceramic maze of sort )
The hot plate was bad and we knew, we would normally switch off the hot plate from the socket before touching the pot or anything.
But on this occasion, I was Trying to rinse my tin tomato can to pour in the pot of boiling tomatoes.
I didn't feel there was a need to swith it off.

Omo na so current climb the water as E touch the pot, flow to the tin wey I hold and then ring the hell out of my brain.


I ended up throwing the tin and remaining water on my roommate's bed

tell us what happened to you, did you die?

STFUareyouG0d:
Hahahahahahahaha nairalanders too much. Even when man no wan laugh, una go force the smile out. Una too much

light never shock you before?

Feeling bored... Refiner Mostwanted7 Tobenanaa Lalasticlala modsenemy Myfantasies Emmyw hateu2 luveu2 sinaj ladyf come share your story.

That was the first story in one side...

My dad was already awake, he wanted to prepare for work, so he went to put on the gen, himself...
I was still showing off to my bro by putting the wires in my ear, nose, mouth etc...
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This happened


https://wadebearden.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/Electric2.jpg


I wanted to Surprise, Amaze, Prank my bro..

But electricity ended up Surprising, Amazing and Pranking me.
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I didn't know when I started shouting Milk! Milk!! Milk!!!

https://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2015/04/06/article-doc-1k6q3-6XaUqkFnaHSK2-248_308x185.jpg

Feeling bored this night, so I remembered when I was electrocuted, although I have been electrocuted many times that I can't remember but this was hilarious.

Let's get started.
About 5/6 years ago, I unplugged my charger from the socket after the annoying NEPA people took the light, I looked at my phone battery twas 10%..
I annoyingly removed my charger
then I looked at the switch, it was looking at me like (I was imagining something else)

https://img.memecdn.com/electric-shock_o_2248999.jpg


I smiled and an idea came to my head

https://media.licdn.com/mpr/mpr/shrinknp_400_400/p/8/005/091/031/153b83d.jpg

Decided to prank my sleeping bro who didn't know theyve taken the light.

I ran to the change over to change it to Gen
#justIncase so I don't get electrocuted during the prank.

I plugged two wires into the socket, went to meet by sleeping bro, spined the ceiling fan so he thinks there is still light.

Then I woke him up to see me..
I held the two nake.d wires with the socket on..

He was amazed to see how his bro grew super powers over night...

(Crying.....)

Tobenanaa is Nairaland Finest Artist...

Answer is 2000 anyone that says otherwise should reason Again...

jojosweet:
ur point being?!

not all faith are bad

well the lappy make sense sha.

Please lalasticlala mynd44 oam4j this should be featured on front-page... News is still very fresh..

sinaj:
Saw this earlier tho nd it's really painful seriously.

The annoying thing is that the white cop will walk away soon.

will or have already walked?
I hardly see black police cops.

Lucario007:
Wow. In this day and age? Racism is still as rampart as this in this day and age? In the 21st century there are certain human beings who possess hatred and prejudice for a fellow human being simply due to the pigmentation of their skin?
How can there be so many imbeciles out there in the world too blind to realize that skin color means absolutely nothing!!! We are all humans!!! We will all live and die on this planet, a pale blue dot in the vastness of space, and at the end of everything we are all the same race!!!
If an alien would come to earth, they wouldn't identify us as black or white or Asian, they would all see us as the very same, and then they would stand back and shake their head and wonder as to why we cannot see the same thing.
These officers deserve a fate worse than death. Not only for their crimes, but for their abject lack of humanity.

Rightly said brov.. Black is just a color not a Behavior or Mentality, We are all the same humans...
I couldnt post the videos here because they are too too raw and breath taking...
This world is becoming less safe for the Black race only God can rescue us.

https://z-1-scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/13607018_1144874912242375_4476425733246171704_n.jpg?oh=4d7a6667ff9cf3023a932eb00b9d1f91&oe=57FB5BE8

emmyw:
Sag? Me

lol

Refiner Sinaj Come and see this

Emmyw Mostwanted7