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Crime / Re: Davido Wanted For Beating Up A Celebrity Photographer by TimiElvis001(m): 12:54pm On Dec 12, 2018
I even think say he tear well well ni... grin grin
Crime / Re: See The Pastor Who Was Shot 35 Bullets Of Gun As He Survived Miraculously by TimiElvis001(m): 6:37pm On Sep 07, 2018
delzbaba:
stupid gullible church members, make una reset una brain, if he was shot the holes on his clothes won't be like that.
I was thinking the same.. Lol
Romance / Re: A Lady Reveals The Things They Have Done For The D*ck & Most Of Them Are Crazy by TimiElvis001(m): 12:14am On Aug 21, 2018
And then??

Crime / Re: "Man Caught Unclad While Having Sex With His Son". Photos by TimiElvis001(m): 7:18pm On Aug 20, 2018
Oga o! sad

Romance / Re: Pre-wedding Photo Shoot Of Beautiful Northern Couple by TimiElvis001(m): 7:07pm On Aug 16, 2018
.. Simple outfit... Beautiful pair shocked
Religion / Re: What Is That Experience That Made You Feel/believe That Juju Is Real? by TimiElvis001(m): 12:15pm On Aug 16, 2018
All I sha know is.. As for me and my household we will serve the lord... Lot of fake beliefs..

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Crime / Re: Kenyan Man Arrested After Battering And Disfiguring His Pretty Wife Over Food by TimiElvis001(m): 7:27am On Aug 13, 2018
PrettyCrystal:
It was earlier reported that a woman was badly beaten and battered by her husband after a disagreement. The heartbreaking pictures which have been trending online - sparked outrage among netizens who condemned the shameful act by the man who is currently in police custody.

The shocking incident reportedly happened in Kenya. 

According to reports, the woman was brutalised her husband for not preparing food for him as requested. It was revealed that the man was angry that he didn't find any food on his table after returning from work despite giving her money for that earlier in the day. 

The angry man pounced on his beautiful wife and disfigured her face literally and even bit her ear in the cause of the beating. 

The man has been arrested as police revealed that he will face the full wrath of the law.

Source; https://www.nationalhelm.co/2018/08/kenyan-man-arrested-for-brutalizing-his-wife-over-food.html

There is nothing a woman can do to rationale this kinda of ignoble abuse from a man... That dude is a substandard man... Damn he made woman's face to look like a big snail lol... cheesy grin grin grin

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Crime / Re: 7 Days And Still Counting,kidnapper Who Slept Of During Operation Stil Sleeping by TimiElvis001(m): 7:15am On Aug 13, 2018
He is enjoying the sound from the other side...
Romance / Re: . by TimiElvis001(m): 4:15pm On Aug 12, 2018
BianoJay:
Good morning guys.
I've been in many relationships before now, and I wouldn't say I have had the best of experiences, but I have come to believe that there isn't anything like unconditional love, well, that changed, yesterday.

I will try to keep this short. I'm a graduate and since over 3years after graduating from one of the best Universities in Nigeria, and with a second class upper (largely overrated), I haven't been able to get a job. Being the kind of person I am, who believes that being in a relationship is all about responsibility, and also with the fact that I'm someone who loves giving a lot, I decided I wouldn't get into any relationship until I get a job and be able to meet some financial obligations as a real man.

Well, I have been that way until I met this very young girl. We started out as friends. She sings and I play the piano, so, it was a musical thing. One thing led to another and we became closer. She is very young but, emotionally and psychologically mature. I enjoyed talking to her a lot and with time, I forgot all about my vow not to be in a relationship, and I fell for her completely. I later got to know from her that she has always crushed on me for a long time, because she saw a big difference in me, that I was like no guy she has ever known (I took that statement as one of those things, but it really wasn't).

We have been cool, talking about future, marriage and all. I don't have a job, and broke, but this girl believes in me so much that it scares me. She is so proud of me and has never made me feel less a man that I am. Now, this girl isn't just any kind of girl: she is extremely beautiful, tall and exceptionally intelligent, and most times I feel like I don't even deserve her, rather, for reasons best known to her, she believes she isn't even good enough for me.

Two days ago, I decided to do a general lab test and know my health status, she encouraged me to. When I went yesterday to collect the test results, an idea came to my mind. When I came back home, I texted her and told her that the relationship can't work, that the lab results showed I was HIV positive. She called me immediately, was calm and asked me what I wanted to do. I said I wanted her to stay away from me and focus on her life and career, that we don't have a future together. She wouldn't hear that, she kept calming me and asking me not ever say we can't be together, that she could never live without me. I told her I didn't want to tell my parents about it, and wanted leaving town, but she said I should give her just two days to get her stuff and go with me, that she couldn't let me be myself. She was almost crying and I couldn't bear it anymore. Had to open up to her that nothing was wrong with me and that it was just a game.

The relief in her voice was even more touching than the concern she showed. I'm just so happy to have her in my life. I feel blessed every day.

This isn't a fictitious story, it's absolutely true.



Believe it or not.. She's just gonna live you someday.. When she exposed to the world out there.. Enjoy it while it lasts... #harshtruth
Crime / Re: Men Transporting Bags Of Indian Hemp In Ogun Run Into Police Ambush. Photos by TimiElvis001(m): 11:38am On Aug 10, 2018
Juliusmalema:


Thank but u lack respect if u are a yoruba.....

Have a nice day.
See the pain grin

Crime / Re: Men Transporting Bags Of Indian Hemp In Ogun Run Into Police Ambush. Photos by TimiElvis001(m): 11:36am On Aug 10, 2018
HungerBAD:
Why were they arrested?

I still don't know why Indian Hemp has not been declassified as a Class A Drug.

I don't smoke.

So my write up here is for the purpose of knowing why Indian Hemp is looked at as something bad.

I challenge even those in the medical field to point out one harmful effect of Indian hemp. But there are hundreds of proven medical usages for it, like Epilepsy and others too numerous to mention here.

Most States in the U.S like California and Colorado even sell them as medical marijuana. I blame Harry Anslinger for this rubbish he caused.

If he had not racially profiled the Marijuana as something that makes people go crazy, to spite Mexicans and then sold the idea to the U.S Congress who now outlawed it,which other countries now copied. The Marijuana could have been gotten like Cigarettes.





For real dawgh

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Romance / Re: Warning! 18 ⚠ Do You Know About The Pen!s? by TimiElvis001(m): 12:32am On Aug 10, 2018

Events / Re: Pick Your Date Of Birth And Connect With Your Birth Mate by TimiElvis001(m): 10:34pm On Aug 08, 2018
November 13 anyone??
Romance / Re: Chinese Man Marries Muslim Nigerian Girl As He Accepts Islam by TimiElvis001(m): 10:24pm On Aug 08, 2018
Black and yellow black and yellow Black and yellow black and yellow Black and yellow black and yellow

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Crime / Re: 100l Student Of Kogi State University Stabs 300l Student Dead(photos) by TimiElvis001(m): 10:14pm On Aug 08, 2018
cry

Crime / Re: Young man shot dead by Naval officer in Kogi over Bribe (Graphic) by TimiElvis001(m): 9:21pm On Aug 07, 2018
This country as Taya someone self.... lipsrsealed undecided cry

Politics / Re: RCCG Pastor, Oluremi Tinubu Makeup Free Photos, Poses With Adeboye, Bola Tinubu by TimiElvis001(m): 9:13pm On Aug 07, 2018
And Bro Sam dy on Conner dy hustle to hear from God before him even see pastor PA be.... Lmoa this country is a joke...

Autos / Re: Rolls Royce Phantom 2006 Model Asking Price 60m by TimiElvis001(m): 5:53pm On Aug 06, 2018
Lol...
Investment / Re: Dredger Needed,location Is Ajah N Badagry by TimiElvis001(m): 12:46pm On Aug 06, 2018
malcom2x:


How many inches dredger?
Do you have the specifications given..
Travel / Re: What Will You Do In The Last Minute Of An Air Accident? by TimiElvis001(m): 10:25am On Aug 06, 2018
ugandalady:


is that man in the photo you ? that guy looks having a small dick.
Lmoa why don't you slip into something more comfortable, like a comma??... Your ass must be pretty jealous of all the shit that comes out of your mouth... Retard...
Travel / Re: What Will You Do In The Last Minute Of An Air Accident? by TimiElvis001(m): 11:32pm On Aug 05, 2018
ugandalady:


you are too naïve to understand death.

if you prefer God , why would you get married ?

you are afraid of being old and even worse, dying ALONE !

to die in the arms of another person is your instinct. you will fling your rubbish God into dustbin at the last moment.

pay attention to see how your father dies one day, and see any religious reflection in his mind at that moment?! he needs sex and caress ! or a simple hug .
grin grin grin

Your so hornswoggle...
Travel / Re: What Will You Do In The Last Minute Of An Air Accident? by TimiElvis001(m): 11:28pm On Aug 05, 2018
ugandalady:


don't you agree that , no matter what or who that kills you, that person or thing is somehow magical, it could be the God.

anyway, if the God decides to kill me by the help of big black dicks, then big black dicks is my God .
Your so messed up... You should be in a freaking nut house... Pls stop smoking sapele weed.... grin grin

Romance / Re: It Would've Been Better For God To Give Us Female Ape Than All This Stupid Women by TimiElvis001(m): 11:17pm On Aug 05, 2018
Chai I feel your pain.... god is a woman.... grin grin grin

Investment / Dredger Needed,location Is Ajah N Badagry by TimiElvis001(m): 7:42pm On Aug 05, 2018
Chinese dredger with 3transporter,1 pusher,1 master dredger, 45Qcubic tonnage...Flat bottom

Needed...
Autos / Re: Rolls Royce Phantom 2006 Model Asking Price 60m by TimiElvis001(m): 7:38pm On Aug 05, 2018
Pics

Autos / Rolls Royce Phantom 2006 Model Asking Price 60m by TimiElvis001(m): 7:30pm On Aug 05, 2018
Nigeria Used
Excellent Condition
Location :Abuja
Serous buyers only...
08062374316
Romance / Re: So Let's Make It Easier To Hook Up. Show Us Your Pictures by TimiElvis001(m): 12:56pm On Aug 05, 2018
Hi am Timi and am 23yrs, Currently living in PH, I work as a contract staff with LEDS tech services company here and I am also an artist.. I write and edit movie scripts and write sound tracks for motion pictures when am less busy... Any fun seeking art loving lady should hit me up... Thanks [color=#006600][/color]

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Crime / Re: Access Bank Staff Steals Customers’ N13.6 Million by TimiElvis001(m): 8:57am On Aug 05, 2018
Griezwoman:
A 29-year-old banker, Kolawole Agboola, was on Friday appeared in a Tinubu Chief Magistrates’ Court for allegedly stealing N13.6 million belonging to two customers of Access Bank Plc, Lagos Island.

The accused, who resides at 4, Johnson Ikuomola St.in Idimu, Lagos is facing a three-count charge of conspiracy, fraud and theft.

The prosecutor, Sgt. Hafsat Ajibode, told the court that the accused committed the offences between October 2017 and March 2018.



Ajibode said that the accused withdrew the money from the unnamed customers’ accounts by issuing a forged investment certificate to them to conceal his fraudulent activities.

Agbola pleaded not guilty to the charges.

The Chief Magistrate, Mr Tajudeen Elias, granted bail to the accused in the sum of N500, 000 with two sureties in like sum.

He said one of the sureties must be a relative of the accused and the other, a civil servant.

He adjourned the case until Aug. 16 for hearing.

The offences contravened Sections 287 (7), 325 and 411 of the Criminal Law of Lagos State, 2015.

Section 287 (7) stipulates seven years imprisonment for offenders.

More below:
https://zenithnaija.com/access-bank-staff-steals-customers-n13-6-million/


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