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lexy2014:
D guy is a great player. So hardworking & dedicated

So so hardworking, even loyal. u need to see the ease at which he passed the captain armband to Henderson when he came on. very selfless

xtivin2:
He is not under rated, but he is better a rugby player. #fact#

Na you know that one oh.

One of the most underrated players ever. James Milner

If the tax system abroad worked in Nigeria, most celebs would have only one modest car

donplato:
Buhari can only be likened to Frank De Boer...the erstwhile Crystal Palace coach whoose team couldn't score a single goal during his short reign as coach, he neither won nor drew a single game as the manager of Crystal Palace, he is widely regarded as the worst coach in the history of the premier league

buhari isn't that a failure. he ruled once and won an election. de Boer is too worse.. chill

WHAT IF NIGERAN POLITICAL HEAVYWEIGHTS WERE TOP FOOTBALL COACHES?
Ogun Oluwarotimi Jesse
Politics and Coaching seems more alike than we give credit to them. It involves brain racking strategic manoeuvring and like Coaches have backroom staffs to plot strategy, Politicians themselves aren't lacking with their sometimes insane retinue of Special advisers.
Quickly, we take a brief survey of similarities between Top Nigerian politicians and Top football coaches.

Atiku Abubakar
Rich, Disloyal, Ambitious, and Controversial. The Waziri ticks so many boxes that it took a whole lot of time finding someone just with a coaching profile like him. Jose Mourinho is wealthy, Ambitious, and Controversial but it's difficult to assume if such an adjective as "disloyal" should stick with him. Stints at Barcelona, Porto, Chelsea, Inter, Madrid, Chelsea again, Man utd doesn't show loyalty so JOSE MOURINHO it is.
Bola Tinubu
The jagaban of Nigerian politics. Loyalty defines him through and through. He has always been a progressive and might definitely die as one. He is a DIEGO SIMEONE class of coach, extremely loyal and successful too in every sense. He might had been a Pep because he is a tactical genius but the Spaniard has warmed too many benches.
Muhammad Buhari
This might sound disrespectful but Nigeria's CEO is much similar to CLAUDIO RANIERI than any other coach. His CV is not outstanding but modest. He managed to clinch a bit of success in winning the Presidency after placing second on three occassions just like the Italian.
Bukola Saraki
Some call him "scheming devil". To others, "self centred" yet we know Bukola is good. Calling him Pep would never sit well with so many people. But what do you call someone who has beaten the best? JURGEN KLOPP. Ask Pep himself and Mourinho
Babatunde Raji Fashola
Easily the most fortunate Nigerian politician ever. The story has been told over and over again of how the Diego Simeone of our list brought him out of oblivion to becoming Chief of staff. His journey has led him to being one of the greatest governors this country will ever see. Now, he is a Super minister. What better fit than the maestro himself, ZINEDINE ZIDANE who many claim is the luckiest coach ever.
Rochas Okorocha
It's hard to pinpoint this man into a Coaching name. He has tasted so many failures and little successes. Many people say he is about to achieve his greatest and most disastrous failure ever in the 2019 general election. He also has a tendency of bringing in his family member to critical posts and making governance seem a family affair at all costs. RONALD KOEMAN it is.
Rotimi Amaechi
This is one hugely underrated politician who knows how to win battles. He is crazy but so good at what he does best. Despite the hues and cries, he is a Buhari favorite to the marrow. Cheers to the most underrated coach we have: Juve's MAXIMILLIANO ALLEGRI
Olusegun Obasnjo
We carefully avoided involving retired coaches in our list but its hard to overlook the Ebora of Owu. It's fair to say the PDP demise came when he tore his membership card and emboldened the five governors who left the PDP in the crazy run up to the 2015 election. Is it hard to think of a manager who left a club which is presently sinking? Sir ALEX FERGUSON
Jimi Agbaje
They say his good. "Everyone loves Jimi" his supporters always chorus. Yet the Pharmacist turned Politician has never won anything. The brilliant MAURICIO POCCHETINO comes to mind.


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"Nigerians would burn down aso rock in 24 hours if i say what i know"
What can possibly make Nigerians burn down also rock??

Is it your 22? Even if she say she be 12, we go accept am like that.

Depressing! Should obese people be wiped off the face of the earth?

Funnicator:
Shame on you.

What do you have to say about South West where one man is the Lord and President of the region - Tinubu.


You have nothing to say on that but everything to say when Okorocha attempts and fails to foist his in-law on the populace.

Shame on you.

what do i have to say? he used to control six states in the south west? does he, now?

What's the significance of touching the boob?

I used to think the Igbo tribe had always been marginalized on purpose
Now its obvious that the greed, ego, overbearing nature of the individuals from that region means that the much advertised 2023 presidency carrot dangled to them may not materialize and it wouldn't be much surprise to most political observers.

It's obvious the house of reps member is eyeing the senator's seat. It's a given: number one doesn't challenge number two to a fight. it's the other way round

Voters Fatigue? That's a new one....

Thought this party was purposely creating controversy to create awareness. Guess they are really sick

It would only make sense if it wasn't the same recycled set of people coming back again.

Because your relative didn't enter abi. You better go to the oza room ur husband confined you to

Who cares about the two midgets? He thought Buhari would save him...

Some people are in the race but not in the race and they know themselves

Hmm.. don't know much about her intellect except her flaunting her big boobs on social media

If this news is confirmed true, it would be the first time in about two years that Sahara reporters would really give a genuine out of the world breaking news

Seems this northern guys are getting wiser by the day.
The more they embrace education, the more they say NO at times unlike their myopic forefathers

Guess he has nothing to offer politically for now but just felt like making noise in anticipation for a future onslaught.

professorPABX:
It is not majority of Nigerians but IBOs propaganda machinery. I can authoritatively tell you all the noises against the people you mentioned above are not from the North or South West, even the commentators on media are not from these zones.

Under GEJ, Emir Sanusi as CBN governor indicted Diezani over oil money, the House of Reps indicted Arunma Oteh the DG of SEC , there was fraud at NCAA (Stella Odua) involving the smuggling of vehicles by car dealer without import duty and procurement at a high price by the Minister. Nothing happened. The propaganda machinery of the Ibos never allowed Nigerians to remove these people. Out of frustration, the House of Reps made zero budget for SEC in 2015 budget which made NASS to pass zero budget for SEC, nothing happened.

It was IBOs propaganda machinery that made Okonjo - Iweala & other people to escape without telling us what happened to our reserve.

That's the problem we have in this country. Every one knows Jonathan was a good man but weak and ineffectual leader. we thought Buhari was stronger and had greater political will.

excomarow:
Off course

Is he above the law

See. the duty of DSS is to compile all the dirty works of every damn politician and then they use that to do all kinds of antics. that's how secret service works all over the world. why is akpabio doing like a baby with a toy. even APC politicians know they must behave. every body knows Abba kyari has taken so much bribes than his fourth generation can finish spending. so trust me, he has done shit but so has every one

ashjay001:
Adeosun was in no mess Babachir nko?


He either clears his name or gtfo

I am really sorry for you. how long did it take.?? Nigerians sacked Adeosun, Nigerians sacked Babachir Lawal, Nigerians sacked daura. anyone who thinks Buhari made those decisions is deluded

Little wonder the highest number of governorship aspirants are from that region. Those who know, know.

Aregbesola need not pay any policeman any kobo. Osun state has no credible alternative to his stooge. one candidate has a murder case hanging over his head which would never go away till he dies, the other is a nonentity with no charisma, charm, wit, educational foundation, and leadership skills except a social skill which portrays him not credible for the seat.

I have just a question to ask,
If Saraki were a staunch Buhari loyalist, Would he be in this mess?

We love Igbos and they are part and parcel of Nigeria. in fact, their industrious drive and grit is something that has kept this country standing without which we may not really survive, but they also love rubbing that fact in our faces, believe there is always an agenda against them by others. though their industriousness keeps this country standing, their insincerity at times has threatened to collapse the country many times

KendrickAyomide:
shut up. Mr. Morality

U think am going to blame you? If I do, then what exactly did you think I was talking about